School Districts Are Using Their COVID-19 Relief Money on Vape Detectors, Tennis Courts
"Some districts are investing big money in initiatives that don't appear at first glance strictly COVID-related."

Earlier this year, schools around the country received more than a hundred billion dollars from the federal government—American taxpayers, in truth—in order to recover from the pandemic and finally get back to the task of teaching kids.
The feds stipulated that 20 percent of that money be put toward addressing learning losses during the pandemic, but the bulk of it can be spent at schools' discretion. Which means, of course, that many schools are using this sudden injection of cash to make improvements that have nothing to do with keeping COVID-19 at bay.
"Some districts are investing big money in initiatives that don't appear at first glance strictly COVID-related," notes Education Week. "Miami-Dade schools plan to spend $30 million, or $86 per student, on cybersecurity. Raleigh County schools in West Virginia lists a $9 million effort—more than $800 per student—to expand an elementary school, adding nine classrooms, upgrading the library, expanding the kitchen, and separating the cafeteria and the gym. The Newport News school district in Virginia is spending $840,000 for a new student information system to help teachers catalog students' academic progress."
An unnamed school district will use some of its COVID-19 relief funds to install vape detection devices, purchase new student ID cards, and build a tennis court.
Indeed, many districts seem to be spending significant chunks of money on upgrading athletic facilities and expanding stadiums, according to Education Week. Athletics can be an important part of many students' lives, and letting kids get back to sports was a good reason (among many) to move away from the soul-crushing farce of virtual learning and get everybody back in school. But a slightly nicer football field probably isn't going to improve students' test scores or make them safer from COVID-19, which after all are the two primary justifications for all the spending.
In October, Reason's Brian Doherty noted a terrific report from ProPublica that detailed one Texas school district's plan "to spend $4 million of its education pandemic relief funds to construct a 5-acre outdoor learning environment connected to a local nature and birding center owned by the city." The project is not expected to be completed until 2024, at which point it will no longer be necessary—hopefully—to hold classes outdoors.
The American public education system's grand reopening, which largely took place this fall, has not produced severe outbreaks of COVID-19 in schools. Given this, it might actually make some sense for schools to spend the money on things that don't involve pandemic mitigation. Of course, if they spend the money on personnel, they could eventually end up with a shortfall once the pile runs out; districts certainly won't want to lower salaries or fire staff once that happens.
In any event, the decision on how to spend the money rests with state and local officials. The federal government has asked states to pay attention to where the money is going, but there's little incentive for districts to report responsibly. In North Carolina, several colleges with fewer students received significantly more money than other colleges that enroll more students. WRAL, a local station, asked dozens of the schools to explain how they planned to spend the money. Not a single one replied.
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If the death of every person on Earth for two years "appear[s] at first glance strictly COVID-related" then the new courts are too.
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Stop giving public schools money. Ffs.
I know, right? It is a fucking cesspool of corruption. I get that money is fungible, but this is bullshit. Use the money to improve HVAC.
The HVAC/ventilation was a major whine from the teachers' unions, and a cited reason as to why they would not return to work, so this make sense.
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"Some districts are investing big money in initiatives that don't appear at first glance strictly COVID-related,"
I'm sure if you take a second glance and use your imagination you can justify anything as a COVID-related expense. You don't really have to use your imagination very much - the COVID pandemic has caused stress and stress reduction can answer for anything from big bags of cocaine in the teacher's lounge to Hawaiian vacations for the school administrators to hiring Aerosmith for the senior prom.
I'm sure if you take a second glance and use your imagination you can justify anything as a COVID-related expense.
Or even a covid-related death.
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1 tennis courts cut down on obesity the most important comorbidiry with the nih funded Wuhan virus
2. Nicotine users, and smokers are less susceptible to said virus
Ipso facto good use of funds
So long as they are promoting smoking
Smoking can kill you off before you get old enough for COVID-19 to be exceedingly dangerous.
Also outdoor activities lower the chance of spreading the virus, especially something like singles tennis where you're typically some 60+ feet away from your opponent. That's some hardcore social distancing right there.
yeah, I was thinking tennis courts are some of the most effective measures governments have tried to reduce COVID-19 symptom severity. take off some pounds, get some fresh air, sunshine and exercise.
Well, I'd rather them use the money on long term capital projects rather than waste it on unnecessary sanitation theater.
As long as they don't use it to reduce local taxes. Biden will send in the DoJ if they do that.
Wait, Vape Detectors are a thing?
Yeah. $1600 each, plus installation, and easily neutralized with a can of expanding foam. Our school is buying 3, which I'm sure will completely eliminate vaping on campus.
If I ever misplace my moral compass I'm gonna start selling snake oil to school districts.
You could try selling them moral compasses. It couldn't possibly make things any worse.
WTF! It says my morals are in Canada!
Well, we now know who to blame.
It will be a federal crime to tamper with vape detectors.
Do they have them in the UK? It would totally complete bizarro reality if teens started importing tea from the UK to foil federally-mandated vape detectors.
I'm surprised they haven't been mandated by NYC.
Funny thing: a store can run a diffuser that's basically ten vape pens constantly throwing scented vape fog into a closed space. But one dude intermittently puffing and it's a fine. Clown world strikes again.
They detect serial vapists.
If they mistakenly accuse someone of being a one-off vapist do they issue an automated apology after 40 yrs.?
Some woman author will gain fame writing an apocryphal account about her experience with a vapist.
I for one am shocked I tell you! Please, please don't tell me that cops are using their civil asset forfeiture money on things like drugs and hookers. I just don't think I could bear even the thought of it.
"Raleigh County schools in West Virginia lists a $9 million effort—more than $800 per student—to expand an elementary school, adding nine classrooms, upgrading the library, expanding the kitchen, and separating the cafeteria and the gym."
I dont know, that seems kinda useful. Not covid related but the stipulation was 20% right? The money still might well be wasted, but that seems better than a tennis court or better football field, right?
You can mention it, I just don't put it in the same category. This seems fine to me as a use of money, if the money must be spent. One can argue that we shouldn't have spent the money in the first place, but the article ... isnt making that argument? I dont understand what exactly the point the article is trying to make, and I probably agree with the general thrust of it but ... like I dont know.
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https://tritorch.com/JournalismsNadir.png
I've heard that "belief is the enemy of knowledge". This is also true of disbelief.
The reason we are in this mess is because the majority of people believe that the controllers would never do this to us.
I've tried and failed countless times to open their eyes to the truth of the situation - that the elites are evil incarnate, and that they want most of us dead, and that they want to enslave the rest of us.
If people still cannot see it given how obvious what is occurring has become, then I do not see how we have any hope of turning the tide on this.
The normies will just keep on complying and believing what's being done to them is for the greater good while they drag themselves and the rest of us into totalitarianism.
"The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it."
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Tennis courts, stadiums, sports facilities…at least the tax payers are being given a real run for their money. (Some of those expenditures, however, strike me as rather vapid.)
The best part of Commie-Education institutions is it doesn't matter if you like our service or not you're FORCED to buy it. Not just a monopoly but a Gun-Toting forced monopoly power.
The best part of UNCONSTITUTIONALLY Nationalizing that monopoly (federal funding) is not a single American can escape it's Gun-Toting FORCE as such the STOLEN money well never runs dry until every last American is broken down into poverty.
The OMG variant seems a lot less dangerous than Delta so far:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10274619/WHO-says-no-one-died-Omicron-Covid-variant.html
No one has died with the new super mutant Omicron Covid variant despite the strain being spotted in 38 countries, the World Health Organization (WHO) has revealed .
The US and Australia became the latest countries to confirm locally transmitted cases of the variant, as Omicron infections pushed South Africa's total cases past three million.
And India confirmed its third Omicron infection today, with cases also now spotted in Sri Lanka, South Korea and Malaysia.
The WHO warned it could take weeks to determine how infectious the variant is, whether it causes more severe illness and how effective treatments and vaccines are against it.
So go ahead and shut everything down except for those with a vaccine that mostly works on the original variant.
I wonder about the "unmentioned" School District? Every other District named has Conservative leadership of it's Board.
The West Virginia District seems to be using it's money wisely. More classrooms leads to fewer students per room. A new kitchen makes sense, so does splitting the Gym from the Cafeteria. The only thing missing here is Robbie trying to blame this on Trump.
It was a district outside of Brownsville, near the southern border if my memory serves.
An unnamed school district will use some of its COVID-19 relief funds to install vape detection devices, purchase new student ID cards, and build a tennis court.
My guess is - no school district anywhere will enhance its science education. For the purpose of, say, understanding how the omicron variant may have evolved. Because God knows there ain't no parents who actually want their kids to learn science unless it has been deemed politically acceptable.
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