German Insurance Companies Demand Perilous Playgrounds So That Kids Can Learn About Risk
"This is fantastic progress in understanding childhood as the right time for children to learn to recognize and mitigate risk."

Germany is adding greater risk to its playgrounds. Some of its climbing structures are now three stories high. And who is requesting this?
Insurance companies. They want kids to grow up "risk competent." Ironically, "safety" culture is stunting kids' risk assessing abilities, in their estimation.
"This is fantastic progress in understanding childhood as the right time for children to learn to recognize and mitigate risk," says Gever Tulley.
Tulley should know. He's founder of the San Francisco Brightworks School author of 50 Dangerous Things (You Should Let Your Children Do).
The idea for letting kids develop some basic climbing competency has grown in popularity in Germany. An influential 2004 study had found that "children who had improved their motor skills in playgrounds at an early age were less likely to suffer accidents as they got older," according to The Guardian. Moreover:
With young people spending an increasing amount of time in their own home, the umbrella association of statutory accident insurers in Germany last year called for more playgrounds that teach children to develop "risk competence".
That's music to an actuaries' ears—and also to some parents'. My friend Siobhan is a New York native who moved to Germany. A few years ago, when her daughter was in elementary school, she says, "The school replaced the standard playground equipment with four long, thick trees with their branches removed, all interconnected with wide ropes and wobbly bridges made of rubber. The whole thing was maybe six feet at the tallest point. But the trees had been polished so they were slippery."
Sure enough, says Siobhan, the very first week they were installed, "A girl fell off and broke her arm. As an American, I nervously anticipated the outrage that would surely follow. My heart was in my throat as I eavesdropped on the other parents at pick-up the following day. What did I hear? 'Children need to learn their limitations!'" There were no lawsuits are calls to tear down the equipment.
"Even international safety standards organizations—so often the 'fun police' when it comes to playgrounds—are coming round to a more balanced, pro-risk view," says Tim Gill, author of Urban Playgrounds: How Child-Friendly Planning and Design Can Save Cities.
While the appetite for risk here in the U.S. is perhaps a little slower to develop, New York City built its first adventure playground, The Yard, in 2016, complete with hammers, nails, and plenty of wood and saws. It stands by its credo: "No parents allowed." And as a denizen of play conferences, I can attest that many play scholars are eager for more exciting playgrounds.
Unfortunately, that runs smack into our culture's habit of underestimating kids, overestimating danger, and hiring trial lawyers. In 2019, a family that had sued the Howell Township, New Jersey, school district when their daughter fell off the slide and broke her arm won a settlement of $170,000. Their lawyer had argued that the slide's slope was too steep, as it was at a 35 degree angle, rather than 30.
Perhaps out of fear of just that kind of thing, one school district—Richland, Washington— just plain got rid of its swings, arguing that "swings have been determined to be the most unsafe of all the playground equipment."
That's only because all of the merry-go-rounds, and see-saws, and monkey bars have already been uprooted.
Thus does American childhood remain, for the most part, a mulch-chip, no-slip, primary-colored plastic safe space. Or, as a German insurance exec might put it, a risk-ignorance breeding ground.
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Not going to happen here unless we find a way to get around the fact that no amount of warnings, signed documents, or informed consent will ever be enough to stave off a successful lawsuit if a child is injured.
The more I think about, old Billy was right.
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight.
Don Henley and Glenn Frey had great insight.
You know what? I think you're right.
Let's off these motherfuckers in the pale moonlight.
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IDK, much like Robin Hood getting rewritten from returning the taxes to the citizens to straight income redistribution. The specific quote from The Bard often ignores the context that the speaker is a vile, murderous felon. Kinda like quoting a Mostly Peaceful Protestor about defunding the police.
Good point.
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Not just that. Here in the US, we are going to conflate 'risk' with 'competition'. Specifically re drivers. It's one thing to open up playgrounds and parks and such for kids to climb, slide, play, run, jump and learn risk of those activities over time.
Totally different crossing the streets to get there - without all that play - while competing with drivers who have no intention of playing while driving. Mainly because getting hit by a car is not a teaching moment.
So...are you saying that *you* lack the wit and patience to cross the street safely, or do you think *other people* are that incompetent?
Because from about age 5 my kids were able to assess speed, distance and time adequately to avoid getting hit by cars. The difference between "getting a bruise" and "crushed and killed" was not too subtle for them, and "wait until you are sure" was readily comprehensible.
It may be sensible for you to doubt your own competence, but don't project.
I'd like to see the reasoning behind 35 degrees being too steep? We might be talking a whole 2 inch per second difference in velocity. That would be sizzling 0.083 mph. difference.
The reality of the difference doesn't matter. Some group somewhere said safe slides should be 30 degrees, and if you don't follow them you'll be held fully liable even if following the guidelines wouldn't have prevented an injury. It's a stupid system of liability that gives outsized power to people controlling government agencies who release "guidelines" and industry groups, but it is the one we have.
I can't even imagine how you break an arm going down a slide. Now if they had sued for 3rd degree burns, that I would understand. The one thing I remember about slides is never to use one when the sun is out.
Metal slides encouraged sharing, you let the little kids go first so they can scald their asses and cool down the slide a bit
If I were to guess it would be some center of gravity for a kid. Where a kid falls over the side of the slide and lands on their head. Whatever the reason is - the cause was some lawsuit.
If falling over the side was the proximate cause of the injury, the slope of the slide would be irrelevant.
I'm more inclined to Illocust's hypothesis - that it's an arbitrary value published by some "safety" agency with no supporting data but used to bludgeon the school district regardless.
"Your Honor, defendant's lawyer is trying to confuse the jury with complex mathematical formulae that have no relevance to compassion, pain and injured children."
Dude Judge: "No, he's correctly pointing out how insignificant that difference really is."
Chick Judge: "I know, right?"
I think someone may have forgotten to close an italics tag.
When everything is a quote, nothing is a quote.
Maybe it’s a portent that Italy will be next to hop on this bandwagon…
Ultimately, we're talking about teaching responsibility.
Guess who's responsible for the consequences of the choices you make?
No, it isn't the taxpayer. Try again.
When everything is in italics, nothing is in italics.
Should have known...
You know who else introduced greater risks In Germany?
Angela Merkel?
How did I know someone would say that? 😉
The 8th Air Force?
Hasbro?
Martin Luther? Immanuel Kant? Friedrich Nietzsche? Gavrilo Princip? Teedy Rosenfeld?
Not-so-slightly OT: Getting dark earlier, my son's football team moved practice to an indoor sports complex a couple weeks ago. The place is massive, two-stories, the playing field is 100 yds. x 200 yds. For two weeks I've been walking in and out of the place. Kids always coming in and out, parents in tow. A couple times a week there are adult soccer teams playing/practicing on the field. The sign on the door says "masks required by state law", but >95% of people aren't wearing one. Wednesday of last week, I walk in and >80% of people are wearing masks. Kids included. I walk onto the balcony of the playing field and I'm the only one not wearing a mask. I notice that even the kids on the field are wearing masks. People are casting sideways glances. I stroll over to where my son is practicing and it's back to normal. Coaches, kids, parents, no masks. Walking out to the parking lot, it dawns on me; it was the first time I saw the girls soccer team practicing. Fucking Soccer Moms.
Thursday confirms my assertions. Girls soccer audience was probably closer to 50% female. Today, the group is probably 80% male and even the few women watching practice or picking up kids aren't wearing masks.
Re: 'Children need to learn their limitations!', still not very American. One of my sons teammates broke his wrist on a Friday. On Monday, he's at practice working on catching the ball one handed and throwing with his off-hand. Accepting limitations is for losers.
And, just in case the full ramifications aren't clear; the girls soccer *culture* is so risk-averse that they hold the girls back without masks while the boys football culture is so risk averse that COVID isn't even a consideration and a broken wrist is an opportunity to make yourself better. Summing up, Megan Rappinoe can suck a bag of dicks.
But here the Morris County (NJ) Youth Football League required our team to quarantine for a week because one player and his family tested positive, so we had to forfeit a game. We're trying now to arrange an unofficial make-up game with our previously scheduled opponent.
Pretty sure she can't*.
*-but she can please a Bird, lickey-split!
LICKETY-SPLIT, DAMMIT!!!
That's an old Mae West joke.
Practically, it's split, then......
Won't =/= can't
Holy Italics Batman!
OSHA has allowed stupid people to live long enough to breed.
This is not good for society.
To quote my Grandma "No kid ever burned his hand on a hot stove twice".
No kid whose parents are not product safety liability lawyers ever burned his hand on a hot stove twice.
I'm a firm believer that we should remove warning labels from everything and just let things work themselves out. The Darwin Awards exist for a reason.
Wo ist die Krankenschwester?
Playing doctor with Doctor Doctor.
Warum nicht mit Der Kommisar?
Insurance companies want the structures tall enough to kill because that's cheaper than being merely maimed?
Why are we succumbing to insurers' preferences about this either way? I don't see any advantage in making playgrounds more dangerous rather than less. They're treating children as a collective resource, trying to make things riskier for children in Germany so as to benefit insurers in the long run? That's like the steering wheel with the spike in the middle, or removing the guard rails.
Being too risk-averse spoils children's fun. I see it even in football, where body contact in practice is being discouraged, even though it simulates conditions obtaining during the very game the children are practicing for! But being pro-risk by making playground facilities more dangerous, for collective reasons, is just plain stupid.
No it is just more made up nonsense from Lenore.
That's like the steering wheel with the spike in the middle, or removing the guard rails.
Nothing wrong with that. Kid's seats strapped to the front bumper works too.
In this case, the interests of the insurers are aligned with society. They are claiming that kids who learn the consequences of being stupid early grow up to be careful adults. That isn't really a "collective" reason: each individual child benefits from learning responsibility.
Reality, like the future, is more dangerous than a playground designed by snowflakes scared of their own shadows. I get the impression Lenore values the ability to cope with reality and live.
How do you polish a tree?
Well, first you buy a sapling from Poland...
With the same magic cloth you use to wipe servers. Give women even a little time outside the home and they forget even basic cleaning skills. Sheesh!
Can someone ask mrs Lenore what she thinks of German authorities placing children with pedophiles?
Training them for the risks of being European taxpayers in the future?
Why should she have an opinion on that (I'm sure she would be against it), and what does it have to do with German playgrounds?
But please, explicate the hard-on you have for Ms. Skenazy. Do you feel she disapproves of you because your child has been safely ensconced in a bubble-wrap cell with soft toys these last 10 years?
She as always presents not a shred of evidence.
Unlike the sockpuppet troll...
My favorite risky playground photo that a friend shared with me once. I love that the little girl is 8 feet in the air, standing on the swing, wearing a dress and Sunday-school shoes and her Mom and Grandma are paying her no attention at all.
Of the lawyers, by the lawyers, for the lawyers
"Some of you will die and that is a risk I am willing to take."
When I fell out of a tree, I learned how to climb a tree.