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Brickbat: Have You Seen This Child?

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The Texas Department of Public Safety issued an Amber Alert telling people that Chucky, the killer doll from the Child's Play movie series, was missing: The alert also listed Chucky's son Glen as missing. Officials say it was a test of the system that was accidentally sent out.

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  2. I just hope they find those boys and get them home safe.

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  3. He looks like one of those damn Trump lovers to me.

    1. Get help.

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  4. This is the same as The Artist Formerly Known as Chuckles the Snarky Pig, right?

    What’s up-Chuck?!?!
    How much up-Chuck, could an up-Chuck, chuck up,
    If an up-Chuck could chuck up up-Chuck?

    1. fuck off sarcasmic

    2. Kill yourself sarcasmic:

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      February.5.2021 at 3:30 pm
      Old school Democrats are a dying breed, but they’re not extinct yet.

      Rod Rosenstein
      February.5.2021 at 4:32 pm
      Manchin gon’ save us, just like he did from Obamacare, right you bootlicking pathetic bitch who fucks his own child?

      Mother’s Lament
      February.5.2021 at 4:36 pm
      Not anymore, they got a restraining order. His poor ex…

      SQRLSY One
      February.6.2021 at 8:03 am
      Do you ever actually make any arguments, or present any facts?

      Why is Jeff so shitty?
      February.6.2021 at 8:31 am
      Do you realoze you forgot which sock you were using again sucassmic?

      Mother’s Lament
      February.6.2021 at 10:05 am
      ???
      I just presented the fact that sarcasmic’s ex took out a restraining order on him.
      I know you’re not very bright Sqrlsy, but wow.

      Geiger Goldstaedt
      February.6.2021 at 10:36 am
      Damn.

      Sarc again outed himself as squirrel turd.

      They really must be paying him in barrels of shit.

    3. Come on, y’all. Let’s allow silly, light-hearted entries on a silly, light-hearted story. We don’t have to be at each others’ throats all the time.

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  7. Can the movie company sue them for copyright or trademark infringement?

    1. More likely it will inspire a sequel or prequel or two.

    2. It wouldn’t surprise me if this whole thing turned out to be a paid publicity stunt because they have yet another sequel in the works.

  8. Hyper partisan Democrat Senators are planning to conduct an unconstitutional impeachment trial of former President Donald Trump, so anti Trump Reason distracts libertarian readers with stupidity like this.

    1. Get a life. Not every article needs to be about the impeachment. A LEGAL impeachment according to the plain words of the Constitution and centuries of common law.

      That it’s a mostly pointless impeachment, and essentially just a censure, does not matter. Turn your outrage dial down. You seem to have it set at eleven.

  9. It would be pretty crappy to do this if it kept reports of a real missing child from coming to the attention of our analog and digital media devices. Sounds like someone in The Powers-That-Be is making a frivolous use of emergency communications.

    I mean, what’s next? A silver alert for The Silver Surfer? A high-speed chase between Roscoe P. Coletrane and The Duke Boys? An APB for The Joker escaping Arkham Asylum?

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