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Authorities in Egypt have arrested a pastry chef for making cupcakes with penis- and vulva-shaped icing decorations. The arrest came after photos of women eating the cupcakes at a private birthday party at a Cairo club were posted to social media.

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  1. When will people learn that ‘social media’ is anything but.

    1. Stick with Antisocial Media. AKA 4chan. It’s safer.

    2. When will people learn that running a society according to the Puritanical dictates of Islam and its Abrahamic predecessors is not peaceful or compassionate?

      1. Don’t fool yourself into believing that Roman and Greek pagans were in actual fact any less sexually uptight, or that officially atheist countries have a history of being “peaceful or compassionate”.

        1. But right now, we’re talking about Islam.

          1. Pretty sure “Abrahamic predecessors” is referring to Christians and Jews… and maybe Zoroastrians if you want to quibble.

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  2. Just keep your private life private.

    1. People can’t seem to learn form other’s mistakes now a days.

      1. We can learn from your mistake by spelling nowadays correctly.

        (Sorry, couldn’t resist being a grammar dick in this dicks related article)

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  4. Oh sure, but you hang things like those pictures in the British Museum and suddenly they’re all important anthropological artifacts.

    1. First you have to established yourself on the intersectionality scale. Then call whatever you do “art;” that is how you get into museums nowadays.

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  8. Maybe the genitalia on the cupcakes weren’t circumcised and thus highly offensive to Islam.

    1. Can you provide a list of what isn’t highly offensive to Islam? It would make everyone’s life a lot easier.

      1. {Empty Set}

        There you go.

      2. What would make everyone’s life easier is when they build Six Flags Over Mecca and Medina, turn all mosques into dance halls and skating rinks, and save readings of The Qu’ran for scary story times around the fire awhile camping.

        1. Six Flags Over Mecca

          DO NOT jump the line at that one.

      3. Marrying nine year olds?

        1. At least they man up enough to marry the little girls. The boys just get sodomized and thrown away.

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