Brickbat: Keep All the Speeders Driving Slow

The Georgia State Patrol has fired 30 troopers, every member of the August 2019 Trooper School graduating class, charging they cheated on a speed detector operators class exam. The group had written a collective 133 tickets since graduation, and officials expect most of those citations will be dismissed.

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[Fist of Etiquette]

You can violate constitutional protections, you can shoot unarmed civilians and their dogs but don't fudge the paperwork.

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At least not so openly that the public can find out!

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

Not when it results in a loss to the treasury.

[Barnstormer]

Tip of the hat to Junior Brown!

[Rhombus of Terror]

I see Mr. Oliver is also a Junior Brown fan...

[loveconstitution1789]

Once a cheater, always a cheater!

[sarcasmic]

That's not a nice way to talk about your wife.

[Conchfritters]

I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck.
"We about to go a-huntin' bear."

[Brandybuck]

Who the fuck is so dumb they have to cheat in speed detector class? I thought that class was an easy A. Sigh.

[D-Pizzle]

Maybe they cheated on the essay portion of that section: "Explain in detail the best ways to fudge the results of the speed detector."

[Unicorn Abattoir]

I like the Junior Brown reference, but what about the Bottle Rockets with Radar Gun?

[Unicorn Abattoir]

In 5 months, 30 troopers wrote 133 tickets? That's 0.044 tickets per day!

[IceTrey]

Well they don't know how to operate the speed detectors!

[Jury Nullification]

Cops were worried that if they generated too much revenue it would be used for body cameras.

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