Brickbat: Misdemeanor Purple Nurple

A British army sergeant has been demoted and sentenced to six months detention after pleading guilty to punching, slapping, elbowing and twisting the nipples of subordinates. Liam Cruise-Taylor was a lance sergeant in the Irish Guards, which provides protection for the monarch. Cruise-Taylor reportedly claimed he was trying to toughen up the soldiers.

Comments

[Fist of Etiquette]

Those Irish Guards will now be wholly unprepared when the enemy rains down upon them titty-twisters.

[SQRLSY One]

The titty-twisting will continue until morale improves, dammit!

[Jerryskids]

Please tell me that Indian burns, pink bellies, noogies, and swirlies are still safe! My God, have they no respect for tradition?

[Longtobefree]

What ever happened to 'drop and give me fifty', and 50 mile hikes?

Oh, wait. A British Sargent, and Irish Guards. Up the rebels!

[darkflame]

Éirinn go Brách!

[Ecoli]

SGT Taylor sounds a proper asshole.

[Eddy]

Ahem, in the UK it's spelt "arsehole."

[D-Pizzle]

"You can't handle the truth!"

[crufus]

Were any of the recruits that he gave titty-twisters women? Cause that just sounds like good clean fun.