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Immigration

Artist's Cheesy Border Wall Troll Will 'Make America Grate Again'

Cosimo Cavallaro tackles a wedge issue.

Joe Setyon | 3.28.2019 10:40 AM

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A Los Angeles artist has found a cheesy way to make a grate point about a wedge issue in American politics.

Cosimo Cavallaro's past projects include a 6-foot-tall milk-chocolate sculpture of Jesus and a hotel room covered in 1,000 pounds of melted mozzarella cheese. His latest effort: A 6-foot-high, 3-foot-wide wall of expired cheese in close proximity to America's southern border. The cheese wall, which Cavallaro says he wants to extend 1,000 feet at a cost of $300,000, is meant to mock President Donald Trump's proposed wall on the U.S.–Mexico border.

"To spend all this money to keep dividing the countries, I think is a waste," he tells the Los Angeles Times. "You see the waste in my wall, but you can't see the waste in [Trump's] $10 billion wall, which in time will be removed?"

Cavallaro started building on Monday and has posted videos to Facebook documenting his progress.

According to the project's website, Cavallaro started with enough funds for a 25-foot long wall made of 200 blocks of spoiled cotija cheese. Each block costs about $100, The Sacramento Bee reports, so he's crowdfunding the rest. A GoFundMe page has raised about $1,435 of his $300,000 goal. He's also selling cheese-related apparel, including a "Make America Grate Again" t-shirt. (The "Grate" is actually just an image of a cheese grater.)

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"The simplicity of the wall is that it shows and exposes the waste," he adds in a promotional video. "You take a piece of cheese, and after a certain date you have to throw it. I don't know why. Maybe that's part of the whole system of Congress. You must waste cheese to keep making cheese here."

While that metaphor may be a bit strained, Cavallaro is making a valid point about waste and the wall. Trump is trying to use about $8 billion of money from different sources to build the project. In reality, it will cost much more. In fact, erecting the wall is likely to cost as much as $28 billion, followed by $48.3 billion in maintenance expenses over the first decade. All this for a structure that will be ineffective at blocking both illegal immigration and illegal drugs. And don't even get me started on all the private property that'll be seized in the process. (There are many other reasons why building a border wall would be a bad idea, which you can read about here.)

The wall has attracted several other trolly responses. Last year there was the "Ladders to Get Over Trump's Wall" campaign, and in 2017 the company behind Cards Against Humanity announced it had bought a plot of land on the U.S.–Mexico border in order to make it "as time-consuming and expensive as possible" for Trump to build his wall. (Though since Trump doesn't care all that much for private property rights, it was likely for naught.)

Cavallaro's cheese wall won't stop Trump from building anything, so it's a purely symbolic form of protest. But it is a very well-Krafted troll.

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Joe Setyon is currently an associate story editor for The Western Journal, a publication based in Arizona. He is a former assistant editor at Reason.

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  1. Don't look at me!   6 years ago

    Too many puns.

    1. Chipper Morning Wood   6 years ago

      Witzelsucht!

    2. loveconstitution1789   6 years ago

      Punmesan.

  2. Eddy   6 years ago

    Blessed are the cheesemakers.

    1. Chipper Morning Wood   6 years ago

      The commentariat makes the best cheese.

  3. Eddy   6 years ago

    I hope Trump doesn't Tweet that he supports regular showers, his enemies would never shower again.

    1. Chipper Morning Wood   6 years ago

      As opposed to showering with holy water?

      1. Chuckles the Snarky Piggy   6 years ago

        showering with holy water

        I am not familiar with that particular sex act, but I am afraid to look it up. I was traumatized by a search for "lemon party".

      2. Vladilyich   6 years ago

        No, that's Mike Pence, our Theocratic VP...

        1. Fancylad   6 years ago

          Explain to me the difference between Pence's religious and LGBTQWTF statements in 2018 and Obama's in 2008, cause I'm not seeing anything.

  4. Tony   6 years ago

    I tend to buy cooking utensils by consulting Cook's Illustrated recommendations. They do not recommend a box grater but a separate plane grater and microplane. The only thing I miss is the built-in cheese containment of the box grater.

    1. NealAppeal   6 years ago

      I don't really like those mandoline graters...stability is a pain. Best thing about the box graters are the downward motion is a lot easier which make it so you can grate fairly evenly without ending up with a triangle from a rectangle. Somewhere we managed to find a tupperware-type thing where the plastic lid can be swapped for a regular or fine grater lid. Catches all the cheese inside. But now you are grating horizontally which is a lot trickier. At least the bottom of the tupperware has the non-slip stuff.

      1. Tony   6 years ago

        The testers didn't like the box grater because nobody ever uses the large slicing side, and for fine grating nothing beats a microplane. The rubber feet make the winning model stable, but you need to have a big enough surface to contain the cheese (or carrots or potatoes). I use the wide Microplane for both cheese and zesting now and the thin zester for garlic only.

    2. Vernon Depner   6 years ago

      Cheese Containment would be a good band name.

  5. Mongo   6 years ago

    Gouda hell, artfag!

  6. colorblindkid   6 years ago

    C'mon Reason. This is Buzzfeed level clickbait garbage.

    1. Rev. Arthur L. Kirkland   6 years ago

      Ridiculing authoritarian walls seems libertarian.

      Faux libertarians would bristle, though.

  7. spork   6 years ago

    Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
    Who am I to dis the brie?

    1. Don't look at me!   6 years ago

      +1

    2. Ray McKigney   6 years ago

      Weird Al, is that you?

    3. Rich   6 years ago

      Very Gouda.

      1. MatthewSlyfield   6 years ago

        Make America Gouda Again?

  8. SIV   6 years ago

    NEA grant?

  9. loveconstitution1789   6 years ago

    "To spend all this money to keep dividing the countries, I think is a waste," he tells the Los Angeles Times. "You see the waste in my wall, but you can't see the waste in [Trump's] $10 billion wall, which in time will be removed?"

    This is how bad the open border arguments have become. Nothing but Jokes about how Americans should not control who enters the USA.

    1. Rev. Arthur L. Kirkland   6 years ago

      Some people just can't get right with authoritarian immigration policies and practices.

      Libertarians, for example.

  10. Jimothy   6 years ago

    Can anyone explain to me why a block of spoiled cheese costs $100? I'd expect it to much closer to zero.

    1. Idle Hands   6 years ago

      Does the Gov still subsidize the cheese industry?

    2. Tony   6 years ago

      Some of my favorite cheeses depend on the presence of mold. The problem is with limitations of category.

    3. Sevo   6 years ago

      "Can anyone explain to me why a block of spoiled cheese costs $100?"

      The seller found a fool to buy it. Shoulda' tried $1K first.

    4. MatthewSlyfield   6 years ago

      These are not the 1-2 pound cheese bricks you can buy in a supermarket, these are 25-50 pound blocks.of cheese. I don't know where this particular cheese sits on relative costs, 50 pound wheels/blocks can run into thousands of dollars.
      depending on the type of cheese.

    5. Vernon Depner   6 years ago

      Can anyone explain how cheese can be spoiled? Cheese is just spoiled milk, right?

    6. Teddy Pump   6 years ago

      Because now it is ART!

  11. Last of the Shitlords   6 years ago

    And that chocolate Jesus statue is just sacrilicious.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uppBdcz7OBE

    1. BestUsedCarSales   6 years ago

      *sacridelicious.

    2. Brandybuck   6 years ago

      Not nearly as sacrilegious as all those who acted like Obama was their chocolate Jesus. Which is why I suspect that the statue was at least in part intended as a jab at the Obama believers.

  12. Ray McKigney   6 years ago

    An MFA is such a useful degree.

  13. Unicorn Abattoir   6 years ago

    It's the single most popular cheese in the world!

  14. John   6 years ago

    http://www.washingtontimes.com.....ember-ple/

    Aryan Brotherhood member pleads guilty to immigrant smuggling. It really is Dave Chapel's world.

    1. loveconstitution1789   6 years ago

      +1000

      Thanks John.

      Lefties need to explain how racist America is trying to get brown people INTO the USA.

      1. mad.casual   6 years ago

        The immigrants were Brazilian. QED

        1. Azathoth!!   6 years ago

          Were they boys?

          Boys from Brazil?

          1. mad.casual   6 years ago

            Are you saying a woman can't be Hitler? Bigot.

            1. Vernon Depner   6 years ago

              Not all month.

  15. $park? is the Worst   6 years ago

    "You take a piece of cheese, and after a certain date you have to throw it. I don't know why..."

    Well then, sir, you keep right on eating that cheese after the date has passed.

    1. Rich   6 years ago

      Right on. Cheese just gets better and better with age.

      *** bites lip ***

  16. $park? is the Worst   6 years ago

    But it is a very well-Krafted troll

    No it isn't. It's the stupid work of a retarded "artist". It doesn't succeed at anything other than being a pile of old expensive cheese.

  17. Sam Haysom   6 years ago

    This is at the level of trolling of sucking someone's dick and then calling them a fag. What kind of retarded person would think that's effective.

    Or the level of trolling of pretending to be an open borders supporter and then feverishly demanding that child rapists be given asylum. Actually that was really good trolling only chemjeff wasn't trolling- he just really wants more child rapists in this country for some reason. Not that there aren't law abiding non-child rapists with that point of view. I'm sure chemjeff is one of those types.

    1. Rev. Arthur L. Kirkland   6 years ago

      Conservatives tend not to get mainstream comedy, movies, literature, art, or television. This artist seems to be a libertarian, something that really aggravates right-wingers like Samantha.

      1. Sam Haysom   6 years ago

        Lol I went to Princeton and you didn't bitch. Why did you go to a much worse school than a rethuglican like me? Are you not a good test taker?

        1. John   6 years ago

          That and the fact that he is a moron.

        2. Rev. Arthur L. Kirkland   6 years ago

          You'll spend the rest of your anti-social, bigoted life complying obsequiously with my preferences, clinger. Your parents can't buy your way out of that one. I am content.

  18. mad.casual   6 years ago

    Cavallaro is making a valid point about waste and the wall.

    Is he? He seriously doesn't seem to know and it would be a strain or more nakedly putting words into someone's mouth to suggest that they're making a valid point when they aren't even sure they are.

  19. zombietimeshare   6 years ago

    "To spend all this money to keep dividing the countries, I think is a waste," he tells the Los Angeles Times.

    When I can migrate through Central and South America illegally with the same rights and privileges as migrants from those countries have here then we can talk. Until then gouda bye.

  20. Widsith   6 years ago

    '...in 2017 the company behind Cards Against Humanity announced it had bought a plot of land on the U.S.?Mexico border in order to make it "as time-consuming and expensive as possible" for Trump to build his wall.'

    Perhaps they could turn it into an animal sanctuary and import some endangered species. Get some environmental group to start a lawsuit demanding an environmental impact study before anything is done. That could hold things up for years.

  21. ranjyson   6 years ago

    Start working at home with Google! It's by-far the best job I've had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail.
    >>>>>>>>>> http://www.GeoSalary.com

  22. CptNerd   6 years ago

    Where there's a wall there's a whey.

  23. Order cake online   6 years ago

    Hmm, I don't know where this particular cheese sits on relative costs, 50 pound wheels/blocks can run into thousands of dollars.

  24. sohbet odalari   6 years ago

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