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Brickbat: The Meadow Is Wide and Open, and There Are No Trees or Bushes to Hide Us

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'Bambi'
'Bambi,' Disney

A Missouri judge has ordered David Berry Jr. to watch the movie Bambi at least once a month during the year he will spend in jail after being convicted of poaching deer. Prosecutors say Berry and others killed hundreds of trophy bucks, taking their heads and leaving the rest of the carcasses behind.

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    1. I order you to watch Wolf of Wallstreet for the next ten years every day.

    2. The judge should be sentenced to watch Robin Hood and Bambi Meets Godzilla.

  2. Meanwhile, what sort of prison food will they be serving? All vegetarian, I presume?

    1. Vegan, bitch. How dare you eat animal ovaries!

      1. Eggs are not ovaries. Anatomy 101: F-

  3. Has the judge even seen the movie? Does he know what happens at the end?

    1. Isn’t it at the beginning where the heroic hunter slays Bambi’s vicious killer mother?

      1. I don’t remember the beginning. Only the happy ending.

      2. She’s comin’ right for us!

        1. +1

  4. well, that certainly qualifies as unusual; where is it on the cruel spectrum?
    Does the judge own Disney stock?

  5. If they want to punish him with a Disney movie, make it that last Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.

  6. A year in jail and forfeiture of his weapon[s], truck, and anything used for the purpose of hunting. I’d say you got the max for killing deer out of season and way in excess of game limits. Bambi of course is the essential poor little animals vs. reckless and callous hunters meme; they start out pheasant hunting [yeah, I know this freaking movie from having two daughters and a video player] and then start shooting a literally everything that moves, from chipmunks to deer. And then the assholes burn the woods down.

    Yeah, I’d say this is the beginning of just about anti everything.

  7. There is no good reason to have a season or bag limit on deer. You’d think they stocked the roads w them.

    1. I know what you’re saying but it only takes a few fuckers like these guys to wipe them out. My grandfather rarely saw a deer when he was a kid because people killed damn near every one of them.

  8. We should make the judge watch Dumbo.

    1. We should make the judge watch Dumb and Dumber.

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  11. So wouldn’t forcing a man to watch a movie about tasty venison then serving prison slop be considered cruel & unusual punishment?

  12. Do the prisons now have individual video players? Or will the real punishment start after the other prisoners learn why movie night is Bambi so often?

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