Watch Robby Soave on S.E. Cupp's Brand New Panel Show, Tonight at 7:00 P.M. on HLN

Building a wall between TV viewers and boredom

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Conservative commentator S.E. Cupp (formerly of MSNBC's The Cycle and CNN's Crossfire) and TV's Andy Levy (formerly of Fox News' Red Eye) debuted a brand-spanking-new panel show on HLN this week: S.E. Cupp Unfiltered. I will be making regular appearances on the show, beginning with its third-ever episode, tonight at 7:00 p.m. ET.

Cupp and Levy are both level-headed Trump skeptics who are perfectly comfortable calling out the president on his numerous mistakes while making sure the left doesn't get off easy. Dismantling political correctness is, in fact, one of the show's goals.

Tune in to catch me bringing the millennial libertarian perspective (Abolish the minimum wage! Open the borders! Pass the avocado toast!) to your television screens, and don't forget to tweet your thoughts to @secupp, @unfilteredSE, @andylevy, and me, @robbysoave.

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[Hugh Akston]

Robby doesn’t get invited to a lot of talking head shows because he always has prettier hair than the hosts.

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

It’s hard deciding which one you’d bang when SE Cupp and soave are on the same screen.

[Last of the Shitlords]

Threesome?

[Brandybuck]

It’s not that Avocado Toast makes you unable to afford a mortgage, it’s that Avocado Toast makes lenders unwilling to lend you do.

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

I don’t know what this avocado toast thing is, but if its a millennial thing, then they really are as bad as people say

[BestUsedCarSales]

It’s exactly what it sounds like, toast with avocado on it. For whatever reason this has become a very expensive and fancy California delicacy. Another strange example of a cheap food I remember from my youth becoming fancy.

[BestUsedCarSales]

I missed you so fucking much Robby. Please give a review of BotW when you return.

[GILMORE?]

I missed you so fucking much Robby

i find this disturbingly creepy

[BestUsedCarSales]

What do you think it feels like to be inside of him? Fuck, what do you think it feels like to have HIM inside YOU?! God, what if I could just wear his skin and live his life.

[GILMORE?]

what if I could just wear his skin

[Unlabelable MJGreen]

I find it comfortingly creepy.

[Brandybuck]

Bored of the Wings?!?!

[JeremyR]

S.E. Cupp was on RedEye all the time, too. Not a host like Andy Levy, but on a lot.

She was much hotter then. New hair and way too much makeup make her look like a local TV News anchor

[Dead inside]

Not a flattering pic of her either.

Her expression suggests she’s trying to work-in a #10 Destroyer ™ butt plug.

[Crusty Juggler]

Fun fact: Soave will be the third prettiest blonde on that show tonight.

[Hugh Akston]

YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[BestUsedCarSales]

Calm down. Crusty is already dead by my hand.

[Scarecrow Repair & Chippering]

One is tempted to say “Two girls and a Cupp” but that’s not fair.

[Rebel Scum]

S.E. Cupp

I’ll be in my bunk.

[Crusty Juggler]

OT: White Ohio police officer is suspended for just 15 days after being filmed repeatedly punching a black man and smashing his head into the pavement during a traffic stop

Police initially said Hubbard had refused the officer’s orders to ‘face away’ after getting out of his car and claim he immediately began resisting.

Hubbard’s lawyer said the dashcam footage appears to show Amiott not even giving the driver a chance to comply with his orders.

I’m with the lawyer, and even if the guy did resist, the officer’s reaction is insane. He also throws hilarious weak punches, which is funny, but the “bashing the head into the ground” is, as Mr. Soave would say, not alright.

[Crusty Juggler]

Amiott was hired by the Euclid Police Department in September 2014.

He was reprimanded for hitting a driver with a handgun, mishandling evidence, losing his temper in front of his commanding officer and being involved in two crashes in police vehicles, according to personnel files released earlier this month.

Before Euclid, Amiott was an officer in Mentor, east of Cleveland. Amiott resigned in April 2014 after an internal investigation concluded he had lied to other officers when explaining why he stopped a man for a suspended driver’s license

It must be a Cleveland-area tradition to hire a psychopath who has already been rejected by another police department.

[AlmightyJB]

It’s called the Cleveland talent pool.

[BestUsedCarSales]

At this point I’d probably be okay if someone just went and broke the police officers legs.

[BestUsedCarSales]

Dang, I felt actual anger for a moment. Really disrupts my ability to shitpost.

[Unicorn Abattoir]

And after appearing on HLN with S.E. Cupp, he’ll be on HSN, hawking his new hair care line, “Soaver than Suave”.

[Charles Easterly]

… Each night, Cupp and her roundtable cover the latest news out of Washington, as well as stories ranging from political correctness gone wild to celebrity misbehavior and legal mysteries.

Pabulum?

[Gene]

OMG, I’m going to watch HLN. There better not be any sign of Nancy Grace in any fucking promos.

[Dead inside]

Forget it! That’s like asking not to see Oprah.

[SamHell]

Is this Cupp chick gonna be another saucey libertarian like Kennedy? If so she needs to hire the same Kennedy Makeover crew and pan the camera out to show more leg, 2 shows to watch would make it almost worth having cable again.

[Inigo Montoya]

Unless she’s changed her beliefs, she’s no libertarian. She’s a conservative. Then again, it looks like she changed from redhead to blonde, and also put on some weight — neither of which were good moves. So maybe she is due for a change for the better.

[Bubba Jones]

Looks like a pick of Timpf on a chubby day.

[Tony]

I may watch this to see what’s up with libertarianism, now in color TV! and also because I share everyone else’s gay lust for Robby.

[BestUsedCarSales]

Don’t debase my feelings for Robby down to some nothing such as lust.

[Agile Cyborg]

Reason’s stodginess weighs its angels down like glum billionaire corsets.

[Scarecrow Repair & Chippering]

Hello!

Pardon my Canadian.

[AlmightyJB]

Would S.E.

[Rufus The Monocled]

Who?

[Palin's Buttplug]

Other than being known for her ample breasts, SE Cupp is known as the atheist conservative. She is on Bill Maher’s show a lot and giggles all during his ‘New Rules’ segment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTxV5Rpsf_o

[Agile Cyborg]

Soave is questing to connect with half-sane types I am extremely familiar with who graduate from esteemed universities but die in short order while leaving old book stores crushed by pyramids where the pages of their shit flutters

in flames lost on the winds of
common times driving in front
of pretend winds and fucking fronts
not a goddamn person or soul
can claim to be a designer of

not a fucking thing or brush or fucking
philosophy is control of the coming
future of man and this has never happened
before, motherfuckers
and I understand Trump is the key
to the paradise if the falling now
and unless you motherfuckers
understand this your gigantic hearts
will seize Google, Faceboo boo. CNN Twit birdya word
and shit

[Agile Cyborg]

Underneath the soil of the modern souls
the earth quakes
Underneath the storefronts of everyday
the back-end is restless

The fucking farmer and the goddamn pentecostal mother
alike are gathering like a fucking storm
crying to escape the neck bars of Britain, Islam, China, and Russia
The Native American of eagle spirit has infected the soul of
modern patriots, black, and fucking white, Asian, Jew and so
under the peaceful lady with the lofted torch…

The greatest utterance a nation
can offer is individual freedom…
Nothing about European censorship
is useful.
Reject it all, Americans.
The rest of the world is ending
the human spirit in the name
of saving emotional lives
while it seeks to promulgate
the greatest planetary
platform of total human control, my friends
it must be resisted
or the future cannot be saved

[Agile Cyborg]

I sometimes wonder if a future life
has escape to scream through a momentary
scratching at hell keyboard to
scream from a future of hell
where humans get pressed into
service like a whole earth Cuba or North Korea
or China or Russia or Britain or Phillipines or
Venezuala…..Or Cambodia… Or Vietnam…
Or… Sweden

[Agile Cyborg]

Shrines of control run
by dark Princes
called Romans
who lived beyond their
fucking earthwide rivers
-these monsters Plato
seemed to suck the balls
of and Aristotle was confuse
by mainly because their
fucking visions were infected
with goddamn water filled with
zinc and tons of pussy

[Agile Cyborg]

Fucking Pythagoras loved to eat Greek pussy
and his mathematical genius was honed on the
quivering lips of his magical tongue….
And old Jesuit told me this, drunk, in old NYC bar

[Agile Cyborg]

Baudelaire wrote to etch a ladder into
the neck of my now
His spleen is my fucking neck
And fucking Proust is magical Satan
unleashed like one thousand fucking
tsunami’s crashing into my goddamn
fuck neck
Proust is lines enslaved in gold

[Agile Cyborg]

very few cars of existence have
been produced so supremely
called ‘Sandman” by the magical
dragon band who somehow make
some things awesome ‘Metallica”

[Agile Cyborg]

you feel the fucking storms
of winter strike your core
up on the clouds
You feel the fucking hunger
of long journey strike your core
deep in the old valleys
You feel the fucking wet
of fucking rain hurting
your fucking journey
downtown and it aint like
the FUCKING journey
and your mouth needs
food and drugs
and roller coasters
I have a magical key
called WAKE THE FUCK UP
you sick green shit…
Unless your ass has got drilled
with green heroine cock and your
fucking neck cracked on cock
swimming with snakes and your
limbs tied to a bridge and broken
with jizz strikes…
you don’t know shit you stupid
living alive fuck

[Agile Cyborg]

Bobby Darin kills A Nightingale Sang in Berkely Square
Betcha didn’t know this shit, motherfuckas.
Killed it even bettah than the God voice Harry C

[Agile Cyborg]

Walking across the square of life
on the wind swept contours of why you are here
the stones and roses of a fathers notice
stand beyond the guitar wall sands
out there watching you etching your tombstones
and hells and gardens and loves
FUCKING GET SANDSTORM
and vortex and never stop being a
carpenter of your own life
make that ufo sing

[Agile Cyborg]

Every FUCKING song you want
and desire to sing and market on
the shits all over the digital garden…
they were all done before and even better
by OLD SCHOOL….
girlfriend

[Agile Cyborg]

Millions of records
were created before
you were born
millennial child

[Agile Cyborg]

As a young boy I worked
for a billboard artist who once
actually painted shit before
gargantuan sheet printers
FUCK YOU big board media
ah so it went the way of records
hold on….
As a young boy I worked
for an unreasonably handsome
man who owns a million records
in top Ohio
maybe he doesn’t do this shit anymo
but I discovered decades of
mountains of voices in his
basement and all this flow
changed my face forever
legit, bro…
you cannot even fucking
love a song until you
understand its monkey and america
and basement else you just
are simple shits eating crap
from mo fo fuckin
cable crap
geesh cable…
man, give me eternal records, Jesus

[Agile Cyborg]

He was always pissed at his ugly girlfriend
and his billboards lined I-75 for decades
He was more handsome but weak-willed
but intelligent much like reddit fucks
Brooks was always the Toledo secret
no one ever knew about but I did and
grew up under his ninja and for this I offer
strange praise to Brooks… the gentle
handsome atheist that made mad girlfriends
with a basement filled with millions of records
and a Dining room filled with old valuable porn..
and Brooks created hard art
wings and sweeping old tones
merging like records skipping screams
and maybe time isn’t what now demands
from the past, fucker
you ever think about that? earth face?
I thought not

[Agile Cyborg]

Some goddamn fuck face kid here on this fucking Reason site will pretend to know shit and this site
will suck his or her dick cunt because this site has no central purpose of freedom… it was lost when Gillespie started enjoining Arab money…

before checking the facts that will and should always remain that Marxist and Ismalists are equal to Pentecostals in such that all the SHIT they love is BULLSHIT….

Please remind that FUCKING lost soul Gillespie of this fact…. I do NOT pretend to be connected to this world because of my love of booze, poems, and occasional naked luncheons

[Agile Cyborg]

ancient tender
is just
as sweet
as modern
sweet coy voice

[Agile Cyborg]

If you remember, mister Joe Masters,
I used to masturbate to Noreen Barnes ass
going about the scrounging in a 1985
Goodwill on Airport Hwy for school pants and ‘
Fall checkered vests
yeah, some dudes wore interesting vests in those
days…
FUCK YOU

[Agile Cyborg]

Tight Dude in art
Sat up top with sweet Black Killers
what we called British Knights
super sweet shoes destroyed by
Marxists who hate America
British Knights were erased by
racists no one really understood
in the 80’s but NOW we do
They made beautiful shoes and
a tight due in art wore them
in an inner city school where
whites were a minority
and the fucking blacks always
figured out how to kill themselves
over fucking Chicago idols

[Rufus The Monocled]

Where you been?

[Agile Cyborg]

Rufus THE Curtain of song and life
Rufus the old motorcycle of cliffs
The monoclutch of tones
and roses spiraling
about the whispers of doors
and sunrises wrapped about
uncertain lost keys

[Eek Barba Durkle]

Link?

[loveconstitution1789]

Soave re-enters the scene and Agile Cyborg comes back with all sorts of stuff. Coincidence?

[Trigger Warning]

Missed you, Agile. Glad you are ok.

[Agile Cyborg]

Racist blacks hated
British Knights in the 80’s
because that is when the
early Marxist wars
gained steam…..,
so died the awesome BK shoe
even though it fucking had NOTHING
to do with NOTHING but cool British crap
but British is dead
gone, vamoos
London is empty
The Brits are now zombies

[Agile Cyborg]

Bring back British Knights motherfuckers
I promise you World Star will buy them

Fucking English United Kingdom is the
weakest nation on the globe.. full of
weak tits and dead angle wings and dicks
that lost hard

[Agile Cyborg]

Worst nation on earth isn’t Cuba or China or Russia or even the fucking North Goddamn Koreans
It is the Cambridge State where Bertrand Russell started his ethereal universe and where Whitehead and Winston Churchill pretended to understand the universe but left a shallow, jello, horrid world of lost souls…

The United Kingdom is the coming cemetery of where stupid nations go, proudly and screamingly while it dies.

[Agile Cyborg]

The end of the world is the United Kingdom oppressing as it always does while proclaiming strange injustices and demanding odd recollections as it rounds up those poets who offend and assault with terms the dictatorial hell of Islam…. and THIS fucking site called Reason sits by in the name of a FAKE BeatNIK called a goddamn Gillespie who created a world that does NOT question ISLAM while it has NOT A SINGLE PROBLEM fucking with American Christianity (which I agree with )

FUCK REASON AND FUCK LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Telcontar the Wanderer]

Soooo… You’re mad that the Limeys are censoring people for saying stuff about Islam?

If only there were some other country, founded specifically on the idea of doing the opposite of whatever the British are doing…

[Bubba Jones]

France?

[JeremyR]

Great news! Apparently libertarians have already been considered neo-nazis by internet providers, with Cloudflare now refusing to host that 3d Printed gun site

I realize cosmos don’t care much about guns, but still, it’s amazing how quickly it happened.

[Agile Cyborg]

Libertarians are BK, Jerome.

[Agile Cyborg]

One must live a simple organized life full of poetry, drugs, money, pussy, and raise children until they are grown
and then those children realize that the sun is beautiful like tall oaks, clear water, and clean money and the
maga heap repeats… i see nothing racist about this philosophy.

[Trigger Warning]

Not enough guilt.

[AlmightyJB]

Guilt is for losers

[loveconstitution1789]

Fuck guilt.