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  1. The bid to pass a “skinny repeal” of the Affordable Care Act failed late last night…

    I feel thin shamed by this term.

    1. Rufus The Monocled

      Hello.

      Some have said they voted no because they know O’care will fail. When it does they can always say they had nothing to do with it.

      I think that gives the GOP too much credit.

      So imma gonna go with….CUCKS.

      1. Rhywun

        Obamacare won’t fail until they run out of other people’s money and even then they can just print more. This idea that it will crash on its own without taking the rest of the country down with it is a Stupid Party fantasy.

        1. And that’s looking increasingly like the only way Obamacare is ever gonna go away.

        2. paranoid android

          This idea that it will crash on its own without taking the rest of the country down with it is a Stupid Party fantasy.

          Per Twitter this morning, this is the course of action explicitly preferred by the President of the United States. Get your bottled water and non-perishables while you can, I suppose.

    2. timbo

      The list of people who are evil and should rot in hell soon: please expand what I have missed.

      John Mcain, Hillary hose beast Clinton, George bush W, bill Clinton, obam, schumer, Pelosi, b snaders, maduro, castro, Kim, putin,

      Rachel maddow, nancy grace, probably trump?

      1. Well, to start with there’s a whole bunch more Senators and Representatives missing from that list.

        Then there’s the staff of the

        DHS
        DoEd
        DoE
        DoI
        Capital Architect
        and on and on and on.

      2. Tom Bombadil

        Sessions, Lynch, Comey, Kissinger, Gore, Wasserman

  2. The bid to pass a “skinny repeal” of the Affordable Care Act failed late last night

    Dieting is hard.

  3. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock. I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country,” Anthony Scaramucci, White House communications director, told reporter Ryan Lizza.

    The Mooch!

    1. Moooooooooch! He’s a Billions character come to life.

      1. Always spend your first week in a new job trashing the guy who had it before you. That’s a power move.

        1. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice

          Also no hair movement — hair movement is weakness!

    2. DJF

      Isn’t this guy suppose to be fighting the leaker’s inside the White House and here he is leaking out to reporters about inside White House stuff

      1. Jerryskids

        Yep – about all you need to know about politics is that this seems like a good idea to a politician.

        1. Jerryskids

          And about all you need to know about the media is that they’re reporting all this leaked stuff without digging into the question of why it’s being leaked. As Mooch pointed out on CNN, all his speculation about who’s leaking doesn’t amount to shit when there are journalists who know for a fact who’s leaking. So why isn’t CNN interested in telling Mooch who’s leaking? Because they think the leakers are doing God’s work in disrupting Trump’s agenda, they’re taking sides in the debate over what’s good for the country. But they’re not biased, no sir.

          1. Stormy Dragon

            So why isn’t CNN interested in telling Mooch who’s leaking?

            Yes, why WOULD reporters not turn in the people feeding them information? It’s not like becoming known as someone who rats out sources would make it impossible to do their job in the future. Clearly their must be some vast conspiracy at work.

            1. Jerryskids

              It’s not like becoming known as someone who rats out sources would make it impossible to do their job in the future.

              I think you’re missing my point. What exactly is CNN’s job?

              1. To make money for CNN’s shareholders.

              2. Zeb

                What are CNN reporters’ jobs?

              3. paranoid android

                What is your point? Is there any conceivable reason the reporters would reveal their sources, in this or any other administration? If you think they should because (in your estimation), the leakers are Bad People who are Hurting the Country, isn’t that also “taking sides in the debate over what’s good for the country”?

            2. If Obama asked them to reveal their sources, I’m sure Communist News Network would have happily obeyed!

          2. What if it turns out that the leaker is Trump himself?

            1. Stormy Dragon

              I could actually see this being true. Not that he’s intentionally leaking, he just can’t resist constantly calling up reporters and bragging about what he’s up to.

      2. paranoid android

        I’m pretty sure any PR people who are actually good at their jobs would have the good sense to stay away from the dumpster fire that is this WH.

        1. +1 Mike McClintock

          1. If only Mooch pretended to have a dog.

            1. Or had ever accidentally bought a boat.

          2. Zeb

            I think that the least realistic thing about Veep is that Mike manages to keep his job for so long.

            1. In the flashback episode at the end of the latest season they address that but never really explain it. Of course, by the end of the episode he’s a (terrible) community college teacher.

              1. Zeb

                I must have missed that. I think I’ve watched the whole season.

            2. I think that the least realistic thing about Veep is that Mike manages to keep his job for so long.
              Furlong is the biggest inspiration to those working for Trump.

              Furlong: Do you know what the chief agricultural product of my district is? I’ll give you a hint: It looks like Will’s wife’s clit.
              Jonah: Mangoes?
              Furlong: No. Tell him, Will.
              Will: [sighs] Green beans.
              Furlong: Thalt’s why I spent two months jamming them into that lunch bill… like what, Will?
              Will: [sighs] Like me jamming anonymous trucker cock down my throat in a public restroom well known for that purpose

              1. Tom Bombadil

                Is that actual dialogue from the show? Now I’m sure I’ll never watch it.

                1. Supercalifragilisticexpiali-dickcheese.

        2. loveconstitution1789

          Any PR person who works for this WH or past administrations are/were tools of propaganda.

          1. Shut up, you gay Irish fireman.

            1. Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Dickwad pie?

            2. loveconstitution1789

              Always going after the Irish.

              Feisigh do thoin fein

            3. Those three things by themselves are awesome enough. Put them together, and you get an awesome singularity.

            4. What’s up, you fuckin’ Lorax?

              1. When i first saw that one i snort-laughed so hard it almost dislocated my soft palate.

  4. I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.

    Auto-fellatio is not serving the country, it’s selfish. Why is he stating the obvious?

  5. The U.S. is pulling its diplomats from the Venezuelan capital amid increasing protests and violence.

    There goes the country’s most reliable source of toilet paper.

    1. They stocked the Seattle PI?

  6. Commercial real estate prices in America are far over their 2007 housing-bubble peak.

    That’s a good sign, isn’t it. ISN’T IT?

  7. Shirley Knott

    If Mooch really wants to serve the republic, may I suggest he introduce a razor blade to his carotid artery?

    1. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

    2. Sure, when Scaramucci acts like this in the White House he’s being a bitch, but when a Rahm does it he’s being assertive.

      1. Rahm got shit when he called progressives “retards”. How can you not like that?

      2. “Sharp elbows.”

  8. Rand Paul and Bernie Sanders were the only two U.S. senators to vote against a bill imposing increasing sanctions on Russia, North Korea, and Iran.

    And that’s why neither of them are president!

    1. Huh, that’s the reason.

  9. Two women are in hospital with broken bones after a THREESOME went wrong with one falling off a balcony as she reached climax and the other slipping as she ran to help in Germany

    The first woman suffered broken bones in her feet and legs after she toppled ten feet from a balcony in Bad Breisig as she reached her climax.

    Her naked friend screamed and ran down the stairs to help her, slipped, and broke bones in her arm and neck.

    Medics arrived at the apartment where the embarrassed man explained what had occurred.

    Unlike the leftie cucks at TreasonNN (get it?) magazine, I vow to follow up on story, at least until there are pictures.

    1. Yeah, I got it.

    2. Crusty isn’t the hero America wants, or needs, or has ever even thought about, but dammit, he’s here for us.

      1. Thank you.

        1. Chipper Morning, Now #1

          I think it’s time for a Crusty appreciation day.

          [starts appreciating]

          1. The Purge isn’t real, though.

    3. loveconstitution1789

      You know what other famous German-ish person broke some bones?

      1. That guy from YouTube who tried to jump into a frozen pool?

      2. Wilhelm von Borcher?

    4. Rhywun

      Which one is the teacher and which the student?

    5. Dillinger

      we call that Tuesday night.

  10. some guy

    Did God really smite all of the ancient Canaanites? Science says maybe not.

    Careful, scientists, lest ye be smote too.

    1. I’ve had doctors misdiagnos my smite wounds dozens of times. And now I’m supposed to expect them to be able to do it on 3000 year old corpses?

    2. Science says the craziest shit. Next they’ll be telling me the Flood isn’t historical.

    3. Mike Laursen

      OK, but Joshua still fit the battle of Jericho, right?

  11. AM links are unfairly biased against west coasters. This is too damn early.

    1. loveconstitution1789

      Get up! Its 6:05 am PST.

  12. Conchfritters

    The Mooch is living proof that Trump loves us and wants us to be happy.

  13. Teacher who had sex with pupil on plane was ‘set up for being good looking’ says her brother

    A female physics teacher struck off for having sex with a pupil on a flight from Geneva was targeted by pupils because she is “good looking”, her brother has claimed.

    She’d already had enough of students giving her hassle because she was good looking. Good looking teachers get picked out by students and they get hard done by.”

    He said the allegations were only made when Wilson reported the pupil for sending her explicit photographs.

    I will not follow up on this story, because it is now less sexy. Fucking limeys.

    1. Good looking teachers get picked out by students and they get hard done by.

      Phrasing hasn’t reached the British Isles yet.

    2. Conchfritters

      I can vouch that we never discussed fucking the ugly teachers when we were in school in the 1980s.

    3. Mickey Rat

      “Thou hast undone my sister!”

      “Villian, I have done your sister!”

    4. She’d already had enough of students giving her hassle because she was good looking. Good looking teachers get picked out by students and they get hard done by.

      A real Mizz Chips situation.

      (nsfw audio, sissies)

  14. Glide

    It’s cool how there are multiple people calling themselves “Republicans” who just explicitly voted to keep the individual and employer mandates even after everyone caved to them on Medicaid expansion.

    1. loveconstitution1789

      You misspelled RINOs.

      1. Tom Bombadil

        RINO means Republican In Name Only, which is exactly what Glide said.

        1. loveconstitution1789

          Yup. Which is exactly what I said.

    2. Stormy Dragon

      Yeah, voting to accelerate the death spiral is clearly the conservative thing to do!

    3. Jerryskids

      The mandates are simply the government’s way of imposing costs on some people for the benefit of some other people without calling it a tax-and-spend proposal.

  15. Did God really smite all of the ancient Canaanites? Science says maybe not.

    Israelites don’t kill people; God kills people.

    1. loveconstitution1789

      Evidently God is a pussy and cannot even kill off all the Canaanites.

      Smite me oh great smiter!

      1. You know, if you can’t think of something clever or interesting to say, you can just leave the comment box empty. Discretion is the better part of valor.

        1. $park? leftist poser

          If I had known yesterday that this is the sort of “humor” he was capable of, I never would have yelled at him.

      2. Dillinger

        begging for infarction seems unwise…

    2. ace_m82

      I’m confused as to what the heck the author of the article thinks the Bible actually says. Here’s a series of verses that shows that the Israelites didn’t listen to God:

      Judges 1:19
      Now the LORD was with Judah, and they took possession of the hill country; but they could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley because they had iron chariots.

      Judges 1:21
      But the sons of Benjamin did not drive out the Jebusites who lived in Jerusalem; so the Jebusites have lived with the sons of Benjamin in Jerusalem to this day.

      Judges 2:3
      “Therefore I also said, ‘I will not drive them out before you; but they will become as thorns in your sides and their gods will be a snare to you.'”

      And there are more.

  16. The terrifying effect porn is having on men’s sex lives

    Researchers are arguing that the way sex is represented might influence how we perceive and understand it ourselves. They also found evidence that pornography could perpetuate completely unrealistic standards and expectations when it comes to experiencing or achiving an orgasm.

    The main takeaways are 1) that mainstream porn does reflect/perpetuate unrealistic expectations in relation to women’s orgasm and men’s sexual performance, and 2) that the assumption that women are always shown reaching orgasm in porn is only a myth.

    The vast majority of the women in the sampled videos were NOT shown reaching orgasm at all (less than 1 out of 5 women were shown reaching orgasm, compared to almost 4 out of 5 men).

    I mean…

    1. I’m fairly certain it’s ruined me.

    2. Dehydration is an effect, yeah, but i’m not sure i’d call it “terrifying.”

    3. Tom Bombadil

      “that the assumption that women are always shown reaching orgasm in porn is only a myth.”

      What sane porn watcher ever assumed that women are “always” reaching orgasm? Even if they sometimes “appear” to orgasm, most people assume they’re faking it 99% of the time.
      These researchers sound like complete idiots who are trying their best to make their retarded research seem profound.

      1. Jerryskids

        These researchers sound like complete idiots who are trying their best to make their retarded research seem profound.

        Says a guy who isn’t smart enough to figure out a way to get the government to pay him to watch porn all day long.

        1. Look, if I was smart and wanted the government to pay me to watch porn all day – I’d be working at the SEC.

      2. I already assumed such studies are conducted by a team of aspies, and lines like that confirm it.

    4. Ah, but its still horrible.

      Before men were being conditioned to assume a woman reaching orgasm was easy.

      Now they’re being conditioned to not care.

      Its still Patriarchy so . . . can I get my grant renewed?

      1. Archibald Baal

        Cue the next generation of porn, approved by the latest and greatest research, which ends with:

        “Baby, did you make it?”

        “Um… no honey. I appreciate you trying, but, you know, sometimes I just don’t. It’s not you.”

        “Yeah, sure, fine. My ego isn’t crushed, for I accept the unspoken criticism that I don’t vacuum or do the dishes enough, and that it’s not my lack of skill or patience but your exhaustion from housework which reduces my ability to help you climax. I’ll try to do better.”

        “That’s so hot, sweetie. Let’s try again!”

        1. Not gonna lie, i’d watch that.

    5. Chipper Morning, Now #1

      One of my friends has a theory that there are more gay men now than before because of porn. After all, when you watch porn, you are generally looking at another man’s erect penis and associating it with arousal. This is why I only watch lesbian porn.

      1. So you can constrain your sexual interest to only 51% of the population? You do you, I guess.

        1. Chipper Morning, Now #1

          [hangs head in shame…..then gets shame boner]

      2. This Machine Chips Fascists

        Goes well with PGA and rainwater.

      3. Sounds like your friend is trying to come up with an opening to tell you he’s gay.

  17. with Republican Sens. Susan Collins, John McCain, and Lisa Murkowski joining Democrats in voting no.

    Finally, some bi-partisanship!

    1. What is the point of you?

      1. He plugs butts.

        1. loveconstitution1789

          A particular butt, in fact.

      2. Your drivel is more incoherent than Sevo’s.

        1. That’s not even a relatable comeback. Maybe you could have tried harder?

          1. What is the point of you?

            Your grammar is awful and makes this question incoherent.

            1. I’m sorry that you have so much trouble with words. I bet that’s a real problem for you.

              1. Red Rocks Baiting n Inciting

                I’m sorry that you have so much trouble with words. I bet that’s a real problem for you.

                Based on his Poasting Career, so is basic math, future-casting, and paying bets.

            2. Mmmmmm

              I asked my M.Ed in English wife (her PhD is ESOL).

              She said “what a retard”

              She doesn’t even know PB and she knows PB.

              1. That counts as an official diagnosis. Somebody put a helmet on shreek!

          2. loveconstitution1789

            “Maybe you could have tried harder?”

            That’s what she said.

      3. Tom Bombadil

        “What is the point of you?”

        It’s the part of him that is inserted into the butt.

  18. loveconstitution1789

    The bid to pass a “skinny repeal” of the Affordable Care Act failed late last night, with Republican Sens. Susan Collins, John McCain, and Lisa Murkowski joining Democrats in voting no.
    Something tells me that these 3 Senators are NOT holding out for a full repeal of ObamaCare either. Its almost as if they are not conservatives but call themselves Republicans. hhmmm…..

    1. Fuck conservatives. Like Hayek said – you conservatives are all dumbasses.

      1. loveconstitution1789

        Thanks. We Libertarians take lefties being upset as a real sign that things are going in the correct direction.

        1. $park? leftist poser

          Retard cripple fight or cripple retard fight?

    2. Chinny Chin Chin

      ‘Member when Nixon was considered liberal because he supported Social Security?

  19. Norm Macdonald Sounds Off on SNL: ‘I Think They’re Playing Into Trump’s Hands’

    My theory is this: People hated Hillary Clinton so much that they voted for someone they hated more than Hillary Clinton in order to rub it in.

    . And I never like a political candidate. I find it very hard to vote for someone who’s going to have power over me. It’s such an odd thing to do, to go, yeah, this guy should control my life instead of this guy or this lady.

    1. Norm MacDonald continues to be a national treasure.

      1. He really is. Everyone should ask his opinion on everything.

      2. Tom Bombadil

        He needs to be given honorary US citizenship.

      3. Chipper Morning, Now #1

        This seems like a good reminder for everyone to read my comments in Norm McDonald’s voice. Hmm huh.

        1. I’ve started reading them in the voice of Dana Carvey. Master of Disguise-era Dana Carvey.

    2. Norm gets it.

  20. Caffeine IS harmless: Myth-busting review reveals powerful stimulant is safe to take and even boosts mental performance

    A review of 44 trials dispelled the widespread myth that caffeine, found in coffee, tea and fizzy drinks, is bad for the body.

    It found that sticking to the recommended daily amount of 400mg – four cups of coffee – has no lasting damage on the body.

    Conducted by a leading British dietitian, the paper also shows the substance boosts both mental and physical performance.

    I’m right chuffed ’bout this.

    ‘Tea is the best way to get your hit of caffeine as it has half the amount of coffee and is packed with a variety of health-boosting polyphenols and antioxidants.’

    More tosh in the penny dreadful.

    1. powerful stimulant is safe to take and even boosts mental performance

      I could have told them that, but probably not before i’d had my first couple cups of coffee.

    2. I can’t read the details because there’s no link, but that study has been done many times.

      Also, it’s weird that they would say caffeine is harmless, but the best way is tea because it’s half the caffeine.

      1. Rhywun

        the widespread myth that caffeine, found in coffee, tea and fizzy drinks, is bad for the body

        I’ve never known anyone who thinks that way but I suppose it might be “widespread” among nannies and other ascetics. Unlike everything else enjoyable, the non-caffeine weirdos don’t seem to want to tell everyone about it, perhaps out of shame for being so ridiculous.

        1. Rhywun

          (not a reply to you, BUCS)

        2. Charles Easterly

          I’ve never known anyone who thinks that way…

          This was a bit of a meme going around in some progressive circles following some research showing/claiming evidence that caffeine was found to be a dangerous drug. The reporters discussing the research were referring to drinkers of coffee as “users” of caffeine. During one program I was listening to they did this liberally (pun intended) and used a tone of voice I associate with people discussing users of hard drugs.

          … I suppose it might be “widespread” among nannies and other ascetics. I think that you guessed correctly.

        3. I also don’t recall hearing that caffeine was bad for you. I recall the stupid guilt by association of saying that caffeine is addictive and therefore bad, and of course there’s the general adage that too much of anything is bad for you (so, 8 cups of coffee a day may not be wise).

          1. I always seem to feel that culturally there is a bias against better living through pharmaceuticals. The naturalistic fallacy is very strong.

      2. Tom Bombadil

        “Also, it’s weird that they would say caffeine is harmless, but the best way is tea because it’s half the caffeine”

        And the recommended dose of caffeine is four cups of coffee, which means they are suggesting it’s best to drink 8 cups of tea daily.

        1. Juice

          That might be bad for your teeth if you don’t brush after every cup.

    3. It may not be directly harmful, but as a runner, I can certainly attest to it being a strong diuretic.

    4. Chipper Morning, Now #1

      Has anyone actually tried a coffee enema? What do you guys recommend? Cold brew? [Shudders]

      1. Tom Bombadil

        Curious commenters want to know the “nature” of that [shudder]

  21. Stormy Dragon

    “Who leaked that to you?” he asked. I said I couldn’t give him that information. He responded by threatening to fire the entire White House communications staff. “What I’m going to do is, I will eliminate everyone in the comms team and we’ll start over,” he said. I laughed, not sure if he really believed that such a threat would convince a journalist to reveal a source. He continued to press me and complain about the staff he’s inherited in his new job. “I ask these guys not to leak anything and they can’t help themselves,” he said. “You’re an American citizen, this is a major catastrophe for the American country. So I’m asking you as an American patriot to give me a sense of who leaked it.”

    I probably could not be a reporter, because I’m pretty sure I would have laughed at him over the phone at this point.

    1. loveconstitution1789

      Obama was a ridiculous president alright.
      Obama fires WH staff

      1. jcw

        BOOOSHHH DID IT FIRST!11!!!!

        1. I’m pretty sure neither Bush nor Obama was the first president to can somebody’s ass.

          1. Chipper Morning, Now #1

            Can what somebody’s ass? You are missing the main verb.

    2. creech

      Why so hard to find a leaker? Lib Party’s LNC once exposed a leaker by simply changing onedifferent word in a memo sent to each individual LNC member. When the document leaked, it was easy to determine which member’s memo had been leaked.

      1. paranoid android

        No, I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of Tyrion Lannister there.

        1. Should be easy to stop leaks.

          Just grab one of the staff at random – including even the top staff. Then stab them. Then make everyone else take a turn stabbing them. Do it again and again with each leak.

          They’ll stop.

    3. Liberty =><= Equality

      We have no evidence that he actually said this, except for the word of an NYT reporter. Which is worse less than used toilet paper at this point.

      1. Stormy Dragon

        Now I hate to flaunt my elitist big-city readin’, but The New York Times and The New Yorker are not the same thing, even though “New York” appears in both.

      2. I’m sure the guy just made up the entire conversation.

        Scaramucci doesn’t deny what was reported. There’s also reportedly an audio recording of it.

      3. Jgalt1975

        Yes, nothing except the word of an NYT reporter and Anthony Scaramucci himself on his verified Twitter feed, but just keep fucking that fake news chicken.

  22. Did Soave ever get to play BotW?

    1. Chipper Morning, Now #1

      It is the real reason for his sabbatical.

  23. Gadfly

    Did God really smite all of the ancient Canaanites? Science says maybe not.

    Sorry to disappoint the headline writers, but the Bible said definitely not, so the hook for this story is false. According to the Bible, the Canaanites were organized into city states, and while the Jews annihilated most of the city states in their conquest of Canaan, they spared some and didn’t even attempt to conquer others. In fact, the Lebanese cities, which are the subject of this article, are mentioned several times as allies of the Jews, not enemies, so the fact that they survived until the present day should surprise no one. Heck, even if they had done this study on Jericho, the only Canaanite city which the Bible claims God had a direct hand in its destruction, that still would not justify the headline, as some residents of Jericho were spared and intermingled with the Jews, becoming the ancestors of such famous people as King David and Jesus.

    Still interesting to see that the study showed 93% relation between ancient and modern Lebanese – I would have guessed far less given the number of conquerors (Greek, Roman, Arab, Crusader, Mongol) who have swept through there in the interim.

    1. while the Jews annihilated most of the city states

      When you kill most of an ethnicity there will be a trace of that discontinuity in the survivor’s genes.

    2. And not only that, but the Old Testament is largely a collection of myths and morality stories, with almost no historical basis.

      1. Tom Bombadil

        I’ve always wondered why the ancient Jews were such badasses but the modern Jew is so nebbish.

        Must be something about writing your own history.

        1. Oof. SOMEBODY’S never met an Israeli. Did you know that You Don’t Mess with the Zohan is partially based on a true story?

      2. ace_m82

        Any evidence of your claim whatsoever? Or are you just repeating what someone else told you… just like you accuse Christians of doing?

    3. This Machine Chips Fascists

      Yeah, the Israelites were Canaanites. Read a(different)book.

  24. Rebel Scum

    The U.S. is pulling its diplomats from the Venezuelan capital amid increasing protests and violence.

    They’re just upset about a video critical of Venezuelans. But it’s good we’re being proactive.

  25. $park? leftist poser

    “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock. I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country,” Anthony Scaramucci, White House communications director

    It’s nice that King Trump got his own court jester.

    1. Will he do the fandango?

      1. $park? leftist poser

        He clearly believes he’s a badass, so I doubt he’ll ever put on the jester suit. It would be nice to see him dance and tumble and juggle though.

    2. Tom Bombadil

      “I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

      C’mon Mooch. Everybody “tries”, at least once.

      1. Six weeks of yoga lessons, down the drain.

        1. Chipper Morning, Now #1

          Well, at least you cleaned up after yourself.

  26. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock. I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country,” Anthony Scaramucci, White House communications director, told reporter Ryan Lizza.

    I don’t want to see another fucking play, the last two completely blew – Abraham Lincoln

    Most Presidential Presidential Administration since Lincoln. #nailedIt

  27. Rebel Scum

    “skinny repeal”

    No fat chicks bills.

  28. This Machine Chips Fascists

    Idiots on the radio talking about Obamacare implosion as if it is an actual implosion, with casualties to include the dead and severely injured. NPR agitprop gold!

  29. Liberty =><= Equality

    Way to screw things up, brain tumor. Why did you have to be so damned operable?

    1. Jgalt1975

      Except that if McCain hadn’t showed up at all for the vote to proceed, the Republicans still couldn’t have passed the vote to proceed because they needed an absolute majority of the Senate for that vote, not just a majority of the votes cast.

  30. Dillinger

    how does one measure the fucking strength of the President?

  31. Rebel Scum

    I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.

    With that negative attitude you never will.

    1. Rebel Scum

      Also, I think this guy is doing “bombastic blowhard” wrong.

      1. This Machine Chips Fascists

        The Mooch is a true Vulgarian

        1. YOU’RE the vulgarian, you FUCK!

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