Humans of Freedom Fest, Part 2: Portraits from the Largest Annual Gathering of Libertarians
"I'm an anarchist. But when you actually look at what anarchism stands for...it's almost boring."
Editor's note: FreedomFest, held every July in Las Vegas, is the largest annual gathering of libertarians in the country. Today is the first day of the four-day long conference, which is being headlined in its 10th year by William Shatner, John Stossel, Greg Gutfeld, and others. Taking inspiration from the site Humans of New York, Reason is happy to offer Humans of FreedomFest, a series of portraits and brief interviews with various attendees. This is the second installment. To read the first installment, go here.
Valerie Yazawa

What brings you to Freedom Fest?
"Greg Gutfeld."
What do you like about him?
"How calm he is and how fluidly he can make jokes about some of the craziest things you can make jokes about."
Do you try to do that in your life?
"Yeah."
What do you wanna do when you're older?
"I wanna be a dog trainer for guide dogs for the blind."
And you wanna apply Greg Gutfeld's type of humor to that?
"Yeah."
Michael Valle

Do I smell pipe tobacco?
"You know, I survived leukemia five years ago. I had the full bone-marrow transplant. Then they banned smoking. This is the typical do-gooder crap that we expect from the left. So when they came down on tobacco and I had just came out of leukemia, I decided to start smoking… Tobacco smoking is a statement now. It's a statement against P.C. And now I smoke regularly. As a leukemia survivor."
Naomi Brockwell

"I'm an anarchist. When people hear the word, they think of bombs and chaos and no rule of law. I think it's pretty controversial for me to say I'm an anarchist. But when you actually look at what anarchism stands for…it's almost boring."
To read other installments of Humans of FreedomFest, go here.
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Why aren't there more Naomi Brockwells in the world? Am I doomed to being the only smart, attractive anarchist in my life?
Thanks for not considering me "in your life", Zebbo.
*runs away crying*
[hugs $park?]
Naomi Brockwell aside, attractive female anarchists are a non-existent myth, like Crusty's underwear.
And the female orgasm, so I've heard.
That's the first time "female orgasm" and "Crusty's underwear" were ever inside the same Venn diagram.
🙁
I'm sorry, Crusty, that was mean. Hugs?
[hugs Crusty]
Really? I've met a handful*, and i'm married to an attractive female libertarian (though i had to convert her).
*Of attractive female anarchists, of course. Crusty's underwear is indeed entirely mythical.
That doesn't count, everyone says their wife is attractive.*
*except me
i think your wife is attractive.
I'll be done with her soon, I'll send her your way.
You getting a divorce?
Probably not...
BUT, both of the kids will be 18 or over next year. And since we've been together since high school it seems like the appropriate time to do it.
sweet. considering a harem...
Like anyone wants your sloppy seconds.
I was being hyperbolic, geesh. Not about Crusty's underwear, though, obviously. No fabric could withstand those bristles.
Those Bristles was his nickname in college.
You had to convert her to being attractive or you had to convert her to being female? Either way, I mean, good on you for what obviously required a lot of work.
awesome.
I did walk right into that one.
Zing!
What's Michael Valle? Chopped liver?
Did you know that he's a smoker AND a leukemia survivor? He doesn't like to talk about it.
I'd settle for a woman who's not still openly advertising her Bernie or Hillary support, or regularly wearing shirts with catchy feminist slogans
Blue state dating is tough for an anarchist
Where da white wimmen at?
Naomi Brockwell for Moderate Anarchism!
me too, Naomi.
It's amazing how hard it was to drawn responses from the first person.
She just, like, whatever, ya know?
Yeah.
The fact that Sarah Rose is already scraping the bottom of the barrel does not bode well for my plans of attending FreedomFest 2019.
This makes me want to go even more.
Though, I must admit, if they tried to take my photo I would break down and start crying until they stopped. Maybe that isn't "Cool" but it's who I am.
I'd just tell them I'm Fist of Etiquette and make a wacky face in the photo. Just like Fist would do.
yeah.
Like most millennials, she probably has a hard time communicating in anything other than emojis.
O.o
Greg Gurfeld is a libertarian? I think one of the biggest problems I have with libertarianism is our tendency to overly associate with 50 year old frat boy cum hipster douchebag right-wing cult assholes.
our tendency
I think you left out a 'y' there.
Anyway, that's only one of his biggest problems with libertarianism. Far bigger is the whole "humans should be free" thing. He HATES that.
No, it's not. It's that I accept that there probably has to be an income tax and, further, that it should predominantly take money from the rich. I certainly can't join the club with that attitude!
Sorry, homeslice. I was just going by the evidence of your entire commenting history. Expressed preferences and whatnot. Was that wrong? Should i have made up something more flattering, like how you're NOT an authoritarian shithead?
I'm sure you absolutely believe in human freedom to choose either socialism or death. See, you have two whole choices! Libertarian!
Or, one of my favorite descriptions of libertarianism:
We're just really particular on when you can use violence
That probably drives ol' Number One here absolutely mad
Meh. I'm fine with people who I disagree with as long as they are not self-righteous buttholes about it. Gutfield as a sense of humor about himself, and that actually goes a long way.
Conservative for Hire is the best I can tell of his ideology now.
"I'm an anarchist. When people hear the word, they think of bombs and chaos and no rule of law. I think it's pretty controversial for me to say I'm an anarchist. But when you actually look at what anarchism stands for?it's almost boring like it's an intermediary form of government before the next stage in a cycle."
FTFY. Also, I'm sure she's a real edgelord.
Personally, I'd like to know more about the Asian dog-trainer-comedian. The guy who survived leukemia only to kill himself with a different kind of cancer is just...bewildering stupidity. He is, of course, free to do so!
I can't speak for Naomi, but not all anarchists actually think that anarchy is a stable or achievable state of affairs.
Ah, so more like a means to an end then? See, to me that wouldn't qualify as anarchy but I very well could be misunderstanding your meaning here.
Greg Gutfeld, libertarian: In that way, government should not worry about feelings or political correctness when eradicating terrorists.
He said that too often, such political correctness prevents adequate terrorism prevention.
"No one wants to go after the ghouls and be wrong," he said of law enforcement targeting suspects.
"A foiled plot lacks the optics of a successful one," he said.
"One need not be eloquent when taking out the trash - just right," he said, comparing President Obama's politically-correct "eloquence" to Trump-style decisiveness.
Desperation is a stinky cologne, guy who tries too hard.
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Humblebragger.
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We're so libertarian, we don't even need to spell the word correctly.
That does all a service by just reinforcing the meaninglessness of it.
Hihn is right, nobody identified themselves with the Libertarian tag.
Surprising that nobody commented on Mr. Valle. After battling cancer, he is deliberately risking his life by smoking just to stick it to political correctness? WTF? That is insane. That is absurd. I cannot even begin to imagine such a thing.
Perhaps with the exception of Valerie Yazawa, could you ever put together a better picture of the nonsense of "libertarians"?
I mean, a guy who got treated for Leukemia agitating against smoking-bans because.... well, you know, smoking doesn't cause cancer!!! (At this point you could laugh, but it's too pathetic)
And then you got Naomi Brockwell calling herself an anarchist. Well, I guess everyone in 'murrkah needs some gimmick. As long is it's empty of meaning and doesn't give up anything. Ah, yes, one of the virtues of permitting stupid people to say whatever.
To smoke in reaction to others is to be a slave whose actions are dictated by others. Independence means that what others want is a factor to consider within a decision-making process, by you. If it's the only reason for taking the action, it's slavery. (Addiction is slavery, too.)
Reflexive rebels are not independent nor free.
Naomi Brockwell has a couple pretty funny YouTube videos.
https://youtu.be/m1ap78TMBoA