Friday Funnies: College Campus Madness

Chip Bok | 6.16.2017 7:00 AM

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some guy 8 years ago

D. All of the above?
1. Will4Freedom 8 years ago
  
  Ahhh... you fell for the bait, but you're wrong. I'm going with "E. There is NO critical thinking on college campuses".
  1. some guy 8 years ago
    
    ::Holds out arm. Drops pencil. Walks out.::
Fist of Etiquette 8 years ago

Bob (AKA Scott Walker) is handicapophobic for staring at Bill's (AKA Lenny Kravitz) missing lips.
1. Will4Freedom 8 years ago
  
  Looks like Bob is puckering up, to me. That stare is LUST.
  1. some guy 8 years ago
    
    Duck lips is an infectious disease that can only be cured with sick burns.
Libertarian 8 years ago

"Sorry, Bill, but there's a swim meet tonight."
1. Shirley Knott 8 years ago
  
  And it would certainly be cultural appropriation for anyone other than white men to participate in a swim meet.
  Just as it would be cultural appropriation to allow white men on the basketball team.
  Or women on the football team.
  Or Asians or Cubans on the baseball team.
  
  The gift that never stops giving. "Cultural appropriation" is the expanded version of the Obama cry "You didn't build that", complete with everted (prolapsed?) subtext.
  1. Curt 8 years ago
    
    "Just as it would be cultural appropriation to allow white men on the basketball team."
    
    I think James Naismith would disagree. Might even argue it was cultural appropriation to allow black men on the basketball team.
Dillinger 8 years ago

Bob looks like a bee-sting victim or a cousin of Mick.
meamark 8 years ago

Bob is a guy who does not rise to the racist bait of the Universities administration... he just goes to class; however, he and the rest of the white people should be suing the University administration for promoting racist hatred; Both as an agency and as individuals... this should reach to the liability of the Board.

I would think that all the credentials and certificates that the above administrators used to win the competitive hiring processes required for them to be hired for their jobs will be seized as both enabling agents of and fruits of their race hated ginning crimes against white people because they are white..
1. buybuydandavis 8 years ago
  
  he and the rest of the white people should be suing the University administration for promoting racist hatred;
  
  Exactly right. The only way for identity politics to end, is for whites to avail themselves of every law and every regulation in their favor.
  
  Fight back in kind.

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