Friday Funnies: Trump Returns

Chip Bok—Creators Syndicate

Comments

[Fist of Etiquette]

Blue dress, overweight president, jizz dripping from the walls of the Oval Office… is this a throwback cartoon from three administrations ago?

[Fascist loofa-faced shitgibbon]

I do not get the joke.

Did the fire sprinklers go off?

Is it a sinking boat?

Did they leave the bath running?

Are the sea levels rising since the Paris withdrawal?

Help me Obi wan Kenobi.

[some guy]

DC had an unusually rainy May and old houses are known to leak.

[Fist of Etiquette]

You get what you pay for.

[loveconstitution1789]

Its Kayne as the fish cause Kayne liked fish dicks. He’s a mutherf*n genius!

[Will4Freedom]

I get it. Lots of leaks. I would have done a bunch of Spy vs Spy guys peeking out from under the desk… behind the curtain… in the plant, rather than the rain analogy.

Hey, happy Friday folks.

[Fascist loofa-faced shitgibbon]

If that’s the joke, it is weak. It’s been leaking since Day 1. There is no tie-in to “we’re home”.

[Will4Freedom]

It’s a stretch, but I think the ‘We’re Home’ comment was due to the recent trip abroad. Now they’re back home were every word and action will be leaked to the press in a negative light.

[Jerryskids]

Well, that and the “leaks” – if that’s what they are – are going in the wrong direction. I assumed this was some sort of Home Alone parody, the Trumps leave town and leave Pence in charge, they come back and find Hillary and her sidekicks Comey and Bezos have tried breaking into the White House but Pence has successfully defended the Oval Office with some Rube Goldberg-esque traps and zany antics. And just like with the sequels, nobody’s laughing.

[Fist of Etiquette]

He primed the pump a little too hard.

[Libertarian]

Say what you will about Trump, he’s a man of the people. You never saw Obama wheeling around his own luggage.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I think that’s a shovel. A water shovel.

[Fascist loofa-faced shitgibbon]

Obama had an ugly bag but she walked herself.

[loveconstitution1789]

The Trump Administration is falling apart and trump is not glad to be back?
Trump could not wait to get back and run lefties ragged.

Some people pick up gifts from duty free. Trump says the USA is pulling out of the Paris climate accords. Obama and the left lose their shit….again.

It is fun to watch Trump dismantle Barack “The Socialist” Obama’s legacy. Probably using the same type of government purchased pens too.

[Citizen X - #6]

You seem to have a very bizarre idea that Trump is somehow possessed of libertarian principles.

[SIV]

Morse so than Cato

[Anomalous]

Make it rain!

[Citizen X - #6]

Is the fish supposed to be Barron or Kushner?

[amishanarchist]

A blowfish. Did you not know this is the Oral Office?

[Longtobefree]

My first thought was an undrained swamp – – – –

[plusafdotcom]

Leakiwicks.