Friday Funnies: Investigators

Chip Bok | 5.19.2017 7:00 AM

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Will4Freedom 8 years ago

Good Morning, Fist. I gave you three minutes to post. Sleep late today?

Happy Friday.
1. Fist of Etiquette 8 years ago
  
  Not much to work with on this one.
  1. Will4Freedom 8 years ago
    
    I agree.
    
    Get well soon, Mr. Bok.
Fist of Etiquette 8 years ago

Everyone is accountable to the Big Man Upstairs. (Of course I mean Trump when he's in the residence.)
DanO. 8 years ago

Cartoon moral equivalency for the groan.
DanO. 8 years ago

It's quiet in here. Too quiet.
Are all the Republicans shell-shocked from a solid week of cruel reality raining havoc on the Trumpalos?
1. Will4Freedom 8 years ago
  
  What reality? It's so hard to tell anymore.
  1. DanO. 8 years ago
    
    Reality is defined by the Trumpalos as "fake news" propagated by "failing" "lamestream media" and "disgraced" journalists who dare to insult General Cheeto and, by extension, all Patriotic Christian Americans.
    1. Will4Freedom 8 years ago
      
      In that word salad, you didn't site one reality. A Reality is a fact. Something provable. Fire is hot. Commonly known and easily provable. It's a reality. You implied that there is some reality that is keeping people from posting on Reason. What is that reality and can you prove a) that it's fact and b) that's the reason people have been avoiding Reason?
      1. Entropy Drehmaschine Void 8 years ago
        
        Fire is hot. Commonly known and easily provable.
        
        Uh huh.
        
        Well, what about inflammable ice , then, Mr. Smartypants?
        
        /DanO.
        
        Will4Freedom 8 years ago
        
        I would accept defeat if it were in fact the ice that was burning, rather than the methane trapped in the ice. I would challenge DanO to hold his hand over the flame. Methane burning is hot.
2. LoneWaco 8 years ago
  
  During the 2014 annexation of Crimea, the Russian government spent more than $19 million to fund 600 people to constantly comment on news articles, write blogs, and operate throughout social media.[4] They intended to sway public and international opinion, overwhelm the voices of dissidents online, and create an image of a population supportive of the annexation.
  
  our trolls aren't much different. just different masters.
  1. DanO. 8 years ago
    
    Oh my. In the old days the wits would have replied to your grievances with "Cool story bro" or the always devastating "Time to take your meds." Not that your Wiki paste-job isn't fascinating.
    
    Hey, I just made $.14!
Libertarian 8 years ago

Dear people of New York,

Quit reelecting Schumer. Please. For the love of god.

Sincerely,
A fellow American
1. Will4Freedom 8 years ago
  
  There is a glimmer of hope. A family member who is a NYC public school teacher has just switched her voter registration from "Democrat" to "Independent".
  
  It is POSSIBLE some folks are starting to wake up. If the D's keep up these panic attacks every time Trump says "Boo", even more folks will tire of the antics.
  
  What is called when there's an unexpected "good" coming out of a bad situation?
  1. Entropy Drehmaschine Void 8 years ago
    
    What is called when there's an unexpected "good" coming out of a bad situation?
    
    An election?
    1. Will4Freedom 8 years ago
      
      Are we doing euphemisms again?

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