Dems Want Sessions to Resign Over Russia Talks, Nintendo Switch Hits Stores: P.M. Links
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Did Attorney General Jeff Sessions commit perjury?
- Some Democratic senators are still calling on Sessions to resign.
- After riding a horse to his first day of work, new Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke signed an order to allow lead ammo in U.S. parks.
- Patrick Stewart is applying for U.S. citizenship to help fight President Trump.
- Speaking of Stewart, Logan is out, and has received rave reviews—including from Reason's Kurt Loder.
- But I'm going to be spending my weekend playing the Nintendo Switch, which hit stores Friday morning.
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Patrick Stewart is applying for U.S. citizenship to help fight President Trump.
He wants to… engage.
Wouldn’t having dual citizenship really be the Best of Both Worlds?
Hello!
He aims to misbehave.
No he’s not that fucking cool. Only one man is that cool. And he died.
L…Lou Reed?
*Ahem* My mind might have went to something very nerdy without realizing that there was an earlier precedent for the speaker of that line…?
Remember, Americans cannot have noble titles, Sir Patrick.
*** rising intonation ***
What about Major Garrett?
That is not a title, it is a rank.
Ah. *Mister* Major Garrett is a title.
What about Earl Campbell?
He is gonna violate the Prime Directive yet again?
It’s always OK to circumvent the Prime Directive if it is to save a civilization. Strict adherence to the rules is for the birds and Nazi prison guards.
I didn’t know birds were such sticklers for the rules. Someone should tell the fucking starlings in my backyard.
Bro don’t even get me started on Bird Law.
Those Bird Cops play hard ball.
– Johnny Fever, WKRP
Makes a nice change from “If (current Republican candidate) wins, I’m leaving there country”
But I’m going to be spending my weekend playing the Nintendo Switch, which hit stores Friday morning.
ANOTHER MAN CHILD WHO INSTEAD SHOULD BE LEARNING TO CHANGE A TIRE.
Okay, that was harsh. But maybe GTA 5 has a mod to allow you to stop the game to change a tire.
Easy, you grab the Triple A card from your wallet that your parents gave you and call the number. It ain’t rocket science.
It would probably even work with a wallet you got from someone other than your parents. Or even bought yourself.
I cannot confirm this.
There really are people out there that don’t know how to change a tire?
Yes, including your humble reporter, Mr. Soave. He admitted it and everything. Much fun was poked.
It’s possible to know how to do something but not want to do it.
Yeah, like when recently I got a flat about half an hour outta Flagstaff, with the flat on loose gravel that would have been dodgy and dangerous to jack it up, and subfreezing temps — time to call AAA and wait ‘er out.
There are man childs that can do both, believe it or not.
Honestly. Who has time to wait for roadside assistance? His Twitch subscribers aren’t going to stream themselves.
That’s a horrible euphemism.
HA
I’m going to change the oil in my car, set up my new plasma cutter and sight in my new rifle. (probably not at the same time)
Switching to summer tires will be sometime near the end of the month.
Did Attorney General Jeff Sessions commit perjury?
Who cares? Bring me his head.
You are of course speaking only metaphorically, and are definitely not trying to promote Keeblercide.
“Keeblercide” — too advanced for google. Need enlightening.
Sessions looks like a Keebler elf.
Is he an elf?
Jesse in Malibu (?) in the house.
#MakeHyRgreatAgain
Some Democratic senators are still calling on Sessions to resign.
They want a se-Session of him from the administration.
Oh yes he did
Democrat giving US uranium to Russia, just peachy-keen fine.
A Republican actually TALKING to Russia, unthinkable!
I t.hink the problem is the lying under oath, not the talking with Russian officials.
Course, the lying under oath and leaving classified documents where Russian hackers could steal them wasn’t a big deal — to Democrats — when it was a Democratic prez candidate involved
The Republicans should pay exactly as much attention to this as the Democrats paid to all Obama’s little violations.
Dang, B___s is a nasty cow. NO TOLERANCE!
https://glibertarians.com/2017/03/fuck-off-trolls/
Pretty sure you’re the nasty troll, DanO
I haven’t banned anyone for disagreeing with me, so no.
Oh so trolls are the people who admin website message boards? Not scummy know-nothing shit-talkers like you. I didn’t know that.
Glibertarians hurts my eyes. Too many pictures.
Come for the too many pictures, stay for the amateurish “articles” and repetitive “commentary!”
More commenter drama! MORE MORE MORE!
You know you love it, Crusty.
I’m still laughing at your “high school reunion” comment.
It was a good one! People seemed to take it the wrong way, though. I was just trying to be fun. I do put the f-u in fun, you know.
I enjoyed it. Pithy, but not cruel. Much.
They’re not gonna fuck you, bro.
I like the content and personalities well enough. I just can’t abide change sometimes.
Zeb does not abide.
Dude.
Get the hint, DanO?
I’m not a member and have no intention of becoming one, so no. But the authoritarian warning is telling. Zero tolerance! Misbehave and we will ban you! With a cat-ass jpeg! Good lord.
Why are you commenting and linking if you’re not concerned?
He’s so meta.
I work for Soros. That guy’s loaded. $10 a comment!
Nobody will know how indifferent DanO is unless he screams it from every rooftop.
That “chipper” thing: just the tops in cutting-edge commentary!
I guess I made the right decision.
U mad bro?
[sniff]
I thought I smelled sulfur.
Patrick Stewart is applying for U.S. citizenship to help fight President Trump.
So celebrity status carries less weight than voter status? Please.
More proof that Trump is the ring leader of evil anti-Semites when he forced this black liberal to call in bomb threats to Jewish sites. Well, not really forced but Trump created the atmosphere of hate and evil.
“””””St. Louis Man Charged With Making Bomb Threats Against Jewish Sites””””
More proof that Trump is the ring leader of evil anti-Semites when he forced this black liberal to call in bomb threats to Jewish sites. Well, not really forced but Trump created the atmosphere of hate and evil.
“””””St. Louis Man Charged With Making Bomb Threats Against Jewish Sites””””
https://tinyurl.com/gntor6q
So much proof that it was repeated
Beau Biden’s widow having affair with his married brother
Ex claims Hunter Biden blew money on hookers, drugs
Kathleen.
Would.
All Biden, all the time.
It’s beginning to look like she was just…
[dons sunglasses]
…Biden her time.
Or ….
[grabs sunglasses]
…. Timin’ her Biden.
Is it an affair if the other bloke is dead?
His wife is still alive, though.
Oh I see it now. Did he tell her to wait for him during the deathbed scene? A bedside promise might merit some consideration.
widow is banging her married brother in law.
Ahhhhhh. There’s the missing link. Well she’s bereaved, so he is the asshole.
Crusty with the quality links, as always. No sarcasmo.
Yeah, they’re real great.
🙁
What? I was totally being soooooo sincere.
It’s Hunter and Kathleen’s Christian duty to enter into a levirate marriage as per Deuteronomy 25:5-6
I have no brother, as such I’ll never have to worry about this dilemma; but on the outside, such arrangements never seemed wicked to me. Rather it always appeared a bit natural — which is why I’m sure it happens as often as it does, to the point of being cliche.
(The Bible reference) It makes even more sense in the past when a widow was truly out of luck; a brother could keep her in the family, support her as some men I’m sure would want to see their widow’s supported; rather than falling into poverty and ruin.
It’s like a modern game of CK2.
After riding a horse to his first day of work, new Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke signed an order to allow lead ammo in U.S. parks.
Follow the money. He owns both a horse farm and a lead farm.
Responsible hunters don’t use lead ammo.
For hunting deer?
Give me a break. How many rounds are you shooting in the woods?
And don’t expect me to use copper hollow points for target practice at a public range. fkc that.
But I’m going to be spending my weekend playing the Nintendo Switch, which hit stores Friday morning.
Zelda or what?
Speaking of Stewart, Logan is out, and has received rave reviews?including from Reason’s Kurt Loder.
What is dead may never die.
Wait a minute. Is that an X-Men thing, too?
Nah, just the only weak ass quip my tired brain could muster.
Animals Who Look Like They’re About to Drop the Hottest Albums of the Year
You’re welcome.
I have seen that. And yeah, it is pretty awesome.
Checks out.
The prairie dogs are the best one.
How did they get the cat to wear the plaid shirt? That must have involved lots of scratching.
This Brilliant App Donates to Charity When Twitter Trolls Piss You Off
If only the Reason comments had this feature months ago.
Speaking of which. What happened to everyone? Did they go somewhere else? Is it… better than here?
Everyone made Shakespearean monologues and exited stage right as the audience wept and tossed roses… I think I missed the boat so I’m just waiting for the next suicide pact; shouldn’t be too long.
It’s the narrowed gazes that I miss most.
It better than better! Everyone gets along and people with divergent opinions are blacklisted! Sure, it’s an echo chamber, but what an echo!
You mad.
Yeah he’s mad.
Nobody clicks your YouTube links, Spot.
sarc?
glibertarians
a little less content (b/c the TDS is in check) and way more comments
Less content because they’re all amateurs pretending to be writers. But if you like recipes…
Trumps evil spreads to Canada where he forces Hisham Saadi to send bomb threats to Muslims
“”””Man charged in bomb hoax was Concordia PhD student, says man who sublet to him””””
“”””Hisham Saadi had been subletting the apartment he was arrested in since mid-January””””
https://tinyurl.com/htfpyck
“Patrick Stewart is applying for U.S. citizenship to help fight President Trump”.
So he’s blatantly advertising that he wants to move to the U.S. solely to fight Trump. Does he want increased immigration vetting? Because that’s how you get increased immigration vetting.
Did Attorney General Jeff Sessions commit perjury?
Oh, if only there were a penalty of some sort for that.
Presidents over precedents?
Perjury as a crime died when Billy Jeff got off.
Dems want Sessions to resign, eh? They also want Pence to resign, Trump to appoint Hillary veep and then Trump to resign. And for all the Trump voters to die in a fire. Dems want a lot of stuff any normal person can’t help but guffaw over them wanting. Elections have consequences, you whiny-ass crybaby bitches. Stop “demanding” stuff, nobody cares what you want any more.
I’m fine with them continuing calls for Sessions to resign. If the man never knows another day of peace in the rest of his life, he’ll still have gotten off too easy.
100% pure adrenaline!
Soon after he told Warchild to back off. Seriously.
Oh, sure, anyone can do that in slow motion.
I bet that’s not even real water.
‘Shopped!
As with all things water related, I was looking for the shark.
Well that’s fucking terrifying.
Escape From LA!
I knew this shit wasn’t fake.
As many as 20 million birds and other animals die of lead poisoning each year as a result of the nearly 100,000 tons of lead that hunters, fishers and other sportsmen use, according to the Center for Biological Diversity.
*** meekly raises hand ***
Does “lead poisoning” include being shot?
“I’m a lead farmer, motherfucker!”
“The Center for Biological Diversity (Center), based in Tucson, Arizona, is a nonprofit membership organization with approximately 1.1 million members and online activists, known for its work protecting endangered species through legal action, scientific petitions, creative media and grassroots activism.”
Those numbers sound like the creative media part to me – – – –
I believe the term for it these days is “alternate facts”….
A hundred thousand TONS? That’s 2/3 of a pound per man, woman, and child in the country. Does that include shooting ranges? Because I don’t think that lead is much of a threat to wildlife.
Shooting ranges have a shitload of compliance to go through to make sure lead doesn’t leach into the groundwater.
Some of that includes having the berms dug up and hauled away for disposal every few years.
Patrick Stewart is applying for U.S. citizenship to help fight President Trump.
He’d be a national treasure.
He wasn’t in that movie. Terrible wordplay.
Sorry I didn’t have a good Jeffery pun handy.
Jesse would make it so number one.
Patrick Stewart thinks he’s Captain Kirk in real life.
“I submit to you that you erred when you elected Trump. You did not correct your mistake at the electoral college vote. You’ve made two errors. You did not sterilize. That’s three errors!”
America goes into a feedback loop and self destructs.
Is this from one of the odd numbered movies?
KHAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
There was a TV show, you know.
I prefer the original, yes I said it, I am a Kirk man. And I will judo chop anyone who says otherwise.
I got the Khan part right.
Too awesome. I don’t buy that shit. Unforgiven is in a league of it’s own, and if there were a super hero story that was like Unforgiven it would be Watchmen. Because the point of Unforgiven is that it is like a real western movie without the movie hyperbole. Watchmen is the same thing but for comic book superheroes; the story is infused with realism. Most of the heroes are normal humans and when the superman is born he is not some globalist in a fake world that’s only politics is WW2 battlefields and the Cold War.
“The superman exists and he is American.”
You know who else thought that the superman existed?
Jimmy? Lois? Mr. White?
Nietzsche?
Cellphone Radiation Exposure Fact Sheet Draft Released
Health officials recommend not sleeping near your phone and not carry it in your pocket or directly on your body, unless it is off. The fact sheet also states that “EMFs can pass deeper into a child’s brain than and adult’s” so suggests parents limit their child’s cellphone use to texting, important call and emergencies.
BAN CELLPHONES!
The countdown clock for another study invalidating this study’s findings has begun. I give it 6 months.
Released By California Health Officials
I wouldn’t expect them to say anything else. The prevailing wisdom in California is that everything causes cancer that isn’t a locally sourced organic fair-trade gluten free non-GMO squash.
“Patrick Stewart is applying for U.S. citizenship to help fight President Trump.”
Ah, so he thinks ONE MORE celebrity video would’ve done it.
Funny hearing a party that defended constant perjury from government officials under Obama and Clinton are in such high rage mode now.
These principle-less reversals aren’t even amusing anymore, just sad.
It would be nice if he resigned, though.
Oh I agree, but this bs is just getting really old and there is no way it is helpful to the Dems. It may make them feel good, but it’s turning off ever more Independents and moderate Democrats.
The party is veering so far left I’m not sure there’s any hope of holding onto “moderates” in any great numbers.
It would be nice if he resigned, though.
Actually, no. The dishonest sore losers should not be rewarded.
We would all be rewarded.
Disagree. Some of us have principles and don’t appreciate mendacious scum spreading anti-Russian paranoia.
Patrick Stewart is applying for U.S. citizenship to help fight President Trump.
Huh?
Don’t trust Stewart, he has been taken over by the SJW Borg!
“Patrick Stewart is applying for U.S. citizenship to help fight President Trump.”
Trump will rue the day that he did not include England on the list of countries for his temporary immigration ban.
Cop in fear for his life who shot unarmed motorist who was coming right at him is cleared in investigation. Oh, wait, no, it was a security guard so he’s been denied bail as he waits for his murder trial to start. No double standard to see here, folks, move along.
Shows that security guards should take no risks for their jobs.
so i’m the only one who noticed a guy named Zinke hates zinc bullets?
I beg of you to read the comments on this pic.
*polite applause*
I owe you. I wish those people represented me in Congress.
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Lou Reed?