Friday Funnies: Oscars Acceptance Speech Writers

Chip Bok | 2.24.2017 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 8 years ago

You know, Bok, it's 2017. 4:3 aspect ratio is out. I think it's time to start doing your furry porn in widescreen.
Pompey:? Class Mothersmucker 8 years ago

Awwww. That was cute.
Will4Freedom 8 years ago

Why do they all have their eyes closed?
1. some guy 8 years ago
  
  It makes them look more smug and condescending.
2. Fatty Bolger 8 years ago
  
  Don't you close your eyes when you masturbate?
3. Bacon-Magic glib reasonoid 8 years ago
  
  It's what the cultists do when they start chanting.
Domestic Dissident 8 years ago

All of Reason's "libertarians" got laid off and had to take seasonal temp work?
1. Pompey:? Class Mothersmucker 8 years ago
  
  Oh I get it now, thank you! They're all secret Democrat operatives.
  1. Roger the Shrubber 8 years ago
    
    I though that was clearer and more on point than the typical Bok effort.
  2. Domestic Dissident 8 years ago
    
    You catch on pretty quick there, genius.
Will4Freedom 8 years ago

Is the fact that Hollywood, sports, colleges, retail outlets, etc. is so politicized now a reflection of the country as a whole or it is just that the left has a stronghold in these places and are trying to push their "religion" on the rest of us?

Can't I just get my dose of politics when I seek it out, rather than being bombarded from every side all day long?

The Left is pushing hard for a system that has failed so many times. It's very frustrating.
1. CE 8 years ago
  
  And they wonder why their TV ratings are dropping....
  
  Hollywood we expect to be sanctimonious, but retailers and other consumer facing companies should know better than to take a political stand when they don't need to, alienating half their customer base.
cokule 8 years ago

??????O before I saw the check saying $8075 , I did not believe ...that...my mother in law wiz like they say actuality receiving money in their spare time at there laptop. . there sisters roommate has been doing this less than 14 months and as of now replayed the mortgage on there villa and blurt a gorgeous Subaru Imprecate...??????? ?????____BIG- EARN -MONEY____???????-
Bacon-Magic glib reasonoid 8 years ago

Good one, Bok. I especially like the dark eldritch mass on the right. Reminds me of Insidious.
PapayaSF 8 years ago

Good one.
Unemployed Armenian Tranny 8 years ago

Why are all these call-center sheep wearing topless angels on their heads?

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