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Trump Releases Law Enforcement Executive Orders, General Wants More Troops for Afghanistan, Have You Heard About Ivanka's Products Lately? P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 2.9.2017 4:30 PM

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    President Donald Trump signed a trio of "law and order"-focused executive orders today after Jeff Sessions was sworn in as attorney general. They're mostly just declarations that Trump wants the feds to be more active in fighting transnational drug rings, protecting the police, and enforcing federal law. But he also wants federal law enforcement to play a larger role in helping local police crack down on crime and calls for a possible new federal law to punish those who target law enforcement for violence.

  • Trump's first real test on whether he actually wants to restrain military involvement overseas might have just arrived. The commander of U.S. troops in Afghanistan told a Senate panel today he needs more boots on the ground—thousands of them.
  • Meanwhile, everybody is up in arms today over White House spokesperson Kellyanne Conway encouraging people to go buy Ivanka Trump's products at Nordstrom, which is likely a violation of federal ethics rules.
  • If you're a veteran and all this White House drama is freaking you out, a clinical trial evaluating whether marijuana can help treat Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder has officially started.
  • Conservative farmers in central California voted for Trump thinking he was maybe exaggerating how serious a crackdown he was going to implement against illegal immigrants. Now they're worried that he was not and what that means for finding field workers.
  • "Indiana Governor pardons wrongfully convicted man passed over by Mike Pence."

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  1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

    Trump's first real test

    He already passed it.

    1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      Hello!

      1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        !!!!

        1. Col. Chestbridge   8 years ago

          Five exclamation marks. The sure sign of an insane mind.

          1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

            Danger 5 is also a sign. Keep it up. We want to know how it turns out.

            1. Col. Chestbridge   8 years ago

              Already wrote the finale. Will post it in the morning.

              1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

                Sweet.

              2. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

                Already wrote the finale. Will post it in the morning.

                Are you planning to re-post your previous "episodes" for those of us who missed any of them?

                1. Col. Chestbridge   8 years ago

                  This morning's. Each part has a link to the previous part, sometimes as a comment because I've usually posted before I've had caffeine.

                  1. Tonio   8 years ago

                    Chesty, I'm enjoying your fiction.

          2. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

            !!!!

            1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

              !

              1. Jerryskids   8 years ago

                ?

  2. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

    Trump's first real test

    He already passed it.

    1. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

      But apparently B-M failed the first-poster no-squirrels test.

      1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

        That just means that I have the power of the squirrels. Recognize and despair! *blood-shot eyes light up

        1. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

          I always suspected you might be Squirrel Girl!

          1. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

            Theme song:

            Squirrel Girl!
            She's so tough!
            Squirrel girl!
            She's got a furry muff.

          2. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

            That is not me, but I do have access to her now. *grabs furry pussy

  3. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

    Wtf? I can't comment?

    1. Col. Chestbridge   8 years ago

      I suspect Fist tried a voodoo curse, to hinder his competitors.

      Tried.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

        I'm boycotting until they fix commenting.

        1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

          Boycotts finish last.

    2. Ted S.   8 years ago

      Looks like the server squirrels are fucked up again. 🙁

      1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        Ted, do you know where I can get a poster of this? I can't seem to track it down anywhere.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arq-340mIUQ

  4. Col. Chestbridge   8 years ago

    I picked the wrong week to quit drinking post serialized HnR fiction.

  5. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

    Oh I can! Squirrelz, ATTACK! *sicks on all you Tulpas

  6. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

    Crusty at work. Click my name to see visual evidence.

  7. BakedPenguin   8 years ago

    Low taxes and low regulation mean more beer.

  8. lafe.long   8 years ago

    Three times in one week, White House press secretary Sean Spicer alluded to a terror attack in Atlanta that never happened.

    Spicer eventually admitted he misspoke; he appeared to be referring to the deadly Pulse nightclub attack in Orlando last June -- the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history.

    It was yet another example of a high-profile Trump administration official making statements about a terror attack that never occurred.

    1. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

      Atlanta, Orlando -- both trisyllabic words beginning and ending in vowels, that's an easy enough to understand mistake.
      Plus, they're both down there some place in the Southeast, both landlocked, both hot as Georgia asphalt, etc, etc.

      This media TDS just goes really over the top on their attention to every single damn word someone from the administration says, don't they? Where were they when Obama said we have 57 states? Had Trump said that, it would be wall-to-wall coverage and interviews with smirking geography teachers for weeks.

      1. Basketball Uber Alles, Jr.   8 years ago

        Media, 2001-08: ALL OF THE PRESIDENT'S SO-CALLED GAFFES REVEAL THE INNER WORKINGS OF A DISEASED MIND

        Media, 2009-16: This president is so well-spoken, isn't he? Never a botched word.

        Media, 2017-??: ALL OF THE PRESIDENT'S SO-CALLED GAFFES REVEAL THE INNER WORKINGS OF A DISEASED MIND

      2. Red Rocks Baiting n Inciting   8 years ago

        +1 "Corpseman"

        1. Basketball Uber Alles, Jr.   8 years ago

          +1 Asthmatic children need breathalyzers

    2. XenoZooValentine   8 years ago

      It happened in Alternative Atlanta. Like, on Earth-2 or something.

  9. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

    Some good news for once.

    Mike Pence hires CATO Institute's Mark Calabria as his chief economist

    Vice President Mike Pence has hired Mark Calabria, a libertarian advocate of free markets, as his chief economist, according to a Pence spokesman.

    Calabria was director of financial regulation studies at the Cato Institute, where he was a prominent voice on financial and economic policy and an expert on mortgage and housing reform.

    He gives President Donald Trump's White House "a voice around the table that will give them their philosophical true North," said Jim Parrott, a senior adviser to former President Barack Obama's National Economic Council.

    Before joining Cato in 2009, Calabria worked for the Senate Banking Committee, where he handled housing, mortgage finance, economics, banking and insurance for then-ranking member Richard Shelby (R-Ala.).

    1. Juice   8 years ago

      Interesting.

      1. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

        The VP's economist, eh?
        Now we can know the economic implications of a warm pitcher of spit.

  10. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

    But he also wants federal law enforcement to play a larger role in helping local police crack down on crime and calls for a possible new federal law to punish those who target law enforcement for violence.

    Ugh.

  11. We are all Sloopy's mom (RBS)   8 years ago

    new federal law to punish those who target law enforcement for violence.

    Why? They are already subject to summary execution...

    1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      For very large values of "violence."

      1. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

        Cops and campus liberals agree: Words are violence

    2. BakedPenguin   8 years ago

      15th most dangerous job in the US.

      1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

        How many injuries/fatalities are from cops driving like bats out of hell?

        1. We are all Sloopy's mom (RBS)   8 years ago

          86%

        2. BakedPenguin   8 years ago

          Or 'friendly' fire from other cops who can't handle their weapons?

      2. Charles Easterly   8 years ago

        I had to go here , BP.

  12. lafe.long   8 years ago

    Exclusive - In call with Putin, Trump denounced Obama-era nuclear arms treaty

    In his first call as president with Russian leader Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump denounced a treaty that caps U.S. and Russian deployment of nuclear warheads as a bad deal for the United States, according to two U.S. officials and one former U.S. official with knowledge of the call.

    When Putin raised the possibility of extending the 2010 treaty, known as New START, Trump paused to ask his aides in an aside what the treaty was, these sources said.

    1. creech   8 years ago

      I'm actually impressed he stopped to find out what something was rather than pretend he knew all about it.

    2. Juice   8 years ago

      Who the fuck is prepping him for these meetings? No one?

      1. lafe.long   8 years ago

        Who the fuck is prepping him for these meetings? No one?

        It talks about that in the link:

        Trump did not receive a briefing from Russia experts with the NSC and intelligence agencies before the Putin call, two of the sources said. Reuters was unable to determine if Trump received a briefing from his national security adviser Michael Flynn.

      2. Conchfritters   8 years ago

        Omarosa

        1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

          I still have not seen a single Apprentice show. Do you think they will be archived in the Presidential Library(or whatever the fuck the fancy smancy records place is called)

          1. We are all Sloopy's mom (RBS)   8 years ago

            You mean the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library and Casino?

            1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

              *hands RBS a complimentary .05 cent casino token

    3. paranoid android   8 years ago

      I'm super-excited to hear from the Trumpalos about the shrewd, brilliant negotiating tactics at work here.

    4. The Last American Hero   8 years ago

      Wait, I thought Trump was just Putin's pawn. Now, we're going to war with Russia? Or does it just change every week.

      Also, fucking amateur hour, Mr. Trump.

  13. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

    Trump's first real test on whether he actually wants to restrain military involvement overseas might have just arrived. The commander of U.S. troops in Afghanistan told a Senate panel today he needs more boots on the ground?thousands of them.

    Another President, another surge. And the great cosmic dance goes on.

    1. Red Rocks Baiting n Inciting   8 years ago

      The first irony is that, yes, in order to keep things from falling into a complete ISIS-like clusterfuck a la Iraq post-withdrawal, we probably do need more boots on the ground there to meet the mission demands of the current and previous administrations. The second irony is that no one is thinking to ask, "If we pull the fuck out of there, will it really hurt us that bad in the long run?"

      1. Square = Circle   8 years ago

        to keep things from falling into a complete ISIS-like clusterfuck

        Afghanistan has been an ISIS-like clusterfuck for several centuries. Foreign meddling has only aggravated this throughout that period.

        1. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

          Over sounds of a sandstorm's wind blowing dust clouds over hordes of dead people...

          "Whoa, Afghanistan is a clusterfuck. But I can fix it!"

          -Alexander the Great, ~337BC

          1. Slammer   8 years ago

            Alexander was no Mad Dog Mattis

    2. Raven Nation   8 years ago

      And the great cosmic dance goes on

      Anyone want to trade seats?

      1. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

        Or trade dance partners?

  14. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

    Thought of the day: Progs who sing the words to 'Another brick in the wall' don't realize THEY ARE THE BRICKS IN THE WALL!

    1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

      So true. You have/have been on acid to appreciate Pink Floyd.

    2. BigT   8 years ago

      By pointing this out they'll call you another prick in the wall.

      1. cavalier973   8 years ago

        Sounds painful

  15. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

    The Squirrels are mine! Fly, my pretties! Find me all the yokels so we can bash the fash! *wicked witch/Hinh laugh

  16. lafe.long   8 years ago

    Wikipedia bans editors from citing Daily Mail as source

    Wikipedia editors voted Wednesday to bar The Daily Mail as a source of reference in its entries, saying that the news website was "generally unreliable."

    The editors said the vote in favor of the ban stemmed from the website's "reputation for poor fact checking, sensationalism and flat-out fabrication."

    Wikipedia is reportedly relying on volunteers to scour through 12,000 links to the Daily Mail already on the website and replace them with a different source.

    1. Certified Public Asshat   8 years ago

      Sarcasmic hardest hit.

      1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

        Daily Mail is what makes him hard.

    2. John   8 years ago

      Except when they call Mellina Trump a whore. Then it is a reliable source.

    3. Col. Chestbridge   8 years ago

      I gave up on Wikipedia's accuracy for anything remotely political when they started treating Salon (or maybe HuffPo?) as a reliable source.

      1. Password: pode$ta   8 years ago

        There's always Infogalactic, although they probably treat Vox Day's blog as a reliable source.

        1. cavalier973   8 years ago

          Vox Popoli: no

          Alphagame: sure, why not?

      2. Chipwooder   8 years ago

        They also have an entire category covering the invented word "Islamophobia". Fuck em.

      3. mr simple   8 years ago

        There apparently has been a large project by neo-keynesians/socialists to rewrite every article remotely related to economics that include citations of sarcastic blog post comments as sources and easily refutable "alternative facts." These people have to ruin everything.

    4. Slammer   8 years ago

      Wikipedia editors ...saying that the news website was "generally unreliable."

      Is there a wikipedia article about pots and kettles?

      1. XenoZooValentine   8 years ago

        Wankypedia will never be a reliable source of anything but trivia, plagiarism, vandalism, edit wars, and lulz.

      2. Gadfly   8 years ago

        Funnily enough, there is.

  17. BakedPenguin   8 years ago

    Shackleford killing it w/ the alt-text again.

  18. lafe.long   8 years ago

    Rochdale grooming gang are facing deportation to Pakistan after immigration judges rejected their plea not to strip them of British citizenship

    Four members of a child sex grooming gang are facing deportation to Pakistan after immigration judges rejected their appeals against their British citizenship being revoked.

    Handing down the judgment, Mr Justice Bernard McCloskey, president of the Upper Tribunal, said the cases were 'of some notoriety', and described the men's crimes as 'shocking, brutal and repulsive'.

    He dismissed five different grounds of appeal - including an argument advanced by three of the men that the Government had failed in a duty to safeguard and promote the welfare of their children.

    The ruling also dismissed a complaint of a 'disproportionate interference' with the men's rights as EU citizens and rejected claims concerning human rights laws.

    Warning: Story is from Daily Mail - so probly unreliable.

    1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      -1 Wikipedia citation

    2. Juice   8 years ago

      Grooming gang? Like a barbershop quartet?

      1. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

        You'd think good grooming would be important for kids who want to have sex. What's the problem?

        It certainly seemed to be one of the topics when the school taught sex-ed to my son's fifth-grade class.

    3. Private Chipperbot   8 years ago

      Are they sending them back via howitzer?

    4. Pan Zagloba   8 years ago

      True fact - PM Zoolander finds stripping citizenship for any reason other than lying on the application disgusting and un-Canadian.

  19. lafe.long   8 years ago

    From the Outright Libertarians FB page:

    Milo Y brings out the worst in people for his own amusement and then calls it free speech. It is damaging the libertarian brand by false association, it has the potential to set back GSM people by galvanizing queerphobic points of view, and it is beneath the dignity of a free and open society of equals.

    Transcription of image:

    Milo Yiannopoulos is a collectivist of the worst kind.

    He wants to lump all these groups that he's decided he doesn't like together, rob them of their individuality, and vilify them for the benefit of those he views as collectively good.

    1. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

      GSM

      But what about CDMA people?

      1. Krabappel   8 years ago

        In a world of 4G, we're all CDMA people now...

        1. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

          Wait, I thought LTE was the natural progression of GSM and that newer buildouts of CDMA networks (Sprint, Verizon and...nobody else) were switching over to GSM-style communications for the newer generation network protocols.

          Also this is way outside my area of expertise and I only know what I know because I travel a bit and need a maximally compatible phone.

          1. Krabappel   8 years ago

            I dunno, I only spent 10 seconds googling it.

          2. Lee wishes he made the list...   8 years ago

            4G is a performance standard. LTE is a polite way of saying they haven't met the 4G performance standard yet so they call it something that sounds cool instead.

            I used to design equipment for cell stations. Verizon and Sprint use CDMA, ATT and T-Mobile use GSM.

            1. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

              LTE is a polite way of saying they haven't met the 4G performance standard yet so they call it something that sounds cool instead.

              That's a fantastic tidbit of information. Thank you.

      2. lafe.long   8 years ago

        tbh, I kinda like the GSM thing instead of the word salad... but it'll never catch on.

        1. lafe.long   8 years ago

          GSM thing instead of the word salad alphabet soup

        2. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

          A straight friend turned the campus Gay Straight Alliance from whatever the cumbersome acronym was to GLoW (Gay Lesbian or Whatever). She was ousted by the pod of lesbians the next year, who took over one corner of the party dorm (and managed to be the only people not to get the chlamydia going around that dorm that year) and they changed it back and made it boring enough that nobody attended the meetings ever again.

          1. John   8 years ago

            "pod of lesbians" and "party dorm" are two phrases that really don't go together.

            1. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

              You sound like a man who doesn't watch much porn, John.

              1. John   8 years ago

                I don't. But I have seen a a fair amount of porn. I just don't believe it.

                Think of it this way. Straight people occasionally go to gay clubs. Have you ever heard of straight people going to a lesbian club? I mean ever? And I don't mean chicks looking to get some feminist street creed. I mean actual straight people deciding "hey that lesbian bar down the street plays great music and is a really fun scene". I don't think any straight person or gay man has ever uttered such words. Hell, most lesbians probably haven't.

                1. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

                  I mean sure, but in this case "gay club" is usually shorthand for "club that primarily but not exclusively caters to gay men and lesbians". The shitty local gaybar in my town averaged out to about 50/50 on gay men and lesbians.

                  I accidentally ended up at a lesbian night at an otherwise gay (in the broad, not exclusively gay men sense) a few years back with a straight lady friend. It was a blast, but neither of us were interested in the go-go girls.

                  1. John   8 years ago

                    I stand corrected. Maybe some lesbians do know how to have a good time.

                    1. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

                      Dinah Shore agrees wholeheartedly.

                  2. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

                    It was a blast

                    Jesse, I imagine you bring the party wherever you go.

                    1. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

                      I'm so glad I opened that in an incognito window on my work computer.

                    2. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

                      Ha ha.

                    3. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

                      Jesse,
                      Did you click my name yet? It's in honor of our gay bar comments from yesterday and Crusty's roasting of me.

                    4. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

                      That's both hysterical and disturbing.

                2. Krabappel   8 years ago

                  I've been to lesbian nights at the bars and the music *was* actually better (we're talking mid 2000s).

              2. We are all Sloopy's mom (RBS)   8 years ago

                When you say "pod" I think of whales...

                1. John   8 years ago

                  If you had seen many real life lesbians, rather than TV ones, you would understand why pod is the proper collective noun.

                2. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

                  Hmmmm, story checks out.

                3. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

                  My friend group had an extensive "what is the collective noun for lesbians" discussion while drunk and we figured pod (more in the vein of dolphins than whales), and it stuck. We did not tell the tight knit group of lesbians that though.

                  1. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

                    Them ladies would've turned into a lynch mob real quick. Flannel and trucker wallets w/attached chains flailing everywhere. *hangs head in shame at stereotype

                  2. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

                    Wait a minute. Dolphins have been known to be rapey. Are you implying that lesbians can be rapey?
                    On a side note: what do you think they name the gay guy groups? How about the straights?

                    1. Slammer   8 years ago

                      what do you think they name the gay guy groups?

                      A bundle

                    2. Slumbrew   8 years ago

                      A fabulous of gays.

                    3. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

                      No idea. My college friend group was predominantly straight men and women, so this wasn't an intra-orientation thing.

                    4. Bacon-Magic et tu Crusty?   8 years ago

                      I think the straight groups should be called the Cis-hetero Hegemony.

                    5. Slumbrew   8 years ago

                      Dude, we already have 'shitlords'.

                    6. Pan Zagloba   8 years ago

                      what do you think they name the gay guy groups?

                      A splendor?

                4. CatoTheChipper   8 years ago

                  or hippos

          2. Red Rocks Baiting n Inciting   8 years ago

            GLoW (Gay Lesbian or Whatever)

            Maybe they thought she was trying to rip off the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

      3. John   8 years ago

        Can someone please translate this?

        1. Slammer   8 years ago

          Wahh waaah Milo is more popular than us waah waaah

    2. John   8 years ago

      Milo Y brings out the worst in people for his own amusement and then calls it free speech.

      Nice to see these ass clowns have a good grasp of human agency.

    3. Juice   8 years ago

      I didn't think Milo claimed to be a libertarian.

    4. lafe.long   8 years ago

      Milo video from which I learned the term "Uncle Chang"

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-VD2bgGeM

      1. Slammer   8 years ago

        Chicken tendies!

  20. lafe.long   8 years ago

    The Alaska Libertarian Party posted a nice Betsy DeVos meme:

    Click for image

    1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      Nice.

    2. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

      Most excellent.

  21. jesse.in.mb   8 years ago

    I'm wearing a kicky little floral print A-line dress from her collection right now.

    *spits tea*

    1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      Phrasing!

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      It could work with the right shoes, girlfriend.

  22. lafe.long   8 years ago

    Georgia white supremacist under FBI investigation after police find evidence of ricin in his car

    William Christopher Gibbs, a 27-year-old man from Fannin County, Georgia is under FBI investigation after driving himself to the hospital last week, claiming he came into contact with the deadly substance ricin.

    Fannin County Sheriff Dane Kirby confirmed that Gibbs' car tested positive for ricin, a deadly poison that is found in castor beans.

    According to local news reports, last Friday, residents of the Morganton neighborhood of Fannin County said nearly 100 officers in unmarked cars swarmed the area. Morganton Mayor Mike England told Fox 5 Atlanta, "All of the sudden a whole host of law enforcement vehicles showed up in our parking lot, somewhere between 30 to 40 vehicles. And around 100 law enforcement individuals."

    "All of the sudden, it was pandelerium!"

    1. XenoZooValentine   8 years ago

      Lemme guess, he spilled some castor oil in his car and a built-by-the-lowest-bidder field test "confirmed" it?

  23. lafe.long   8 years ago

    Glenn Greenwald: Tom Perez Apologizes for Telling the Truth, Showing Why Democrats' Flaws Urgently Need Attention

    THE MORE ALARMED one is by the Trump administration, the more one should focus on how to fix the systemic, fundamental sickness of the Democratic Party. That Hillary Clinton won the meaningless popular vote on her way to losing to Donald Trump, and that the singular charisma of Barack Obama kept him popular, have enabled many to ignore just how broken and failed the Democrats are as a national political force.

    1. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

      With Afro-Glitter gone, Dems are reduced to what they sell: which is more DMV. Hillary, Lizzie, Nancy, Debbie...they're all clerks in respective booths bingo-titled "B37" and so forth. Keith Ellison is the bitter janitor skulking about with a spray-bottle as the unwashed hordes wait ever more.

    2. Red Rocks Baiting n Inciting   8 years ago

      Greenwald, and his other sane liberal colleague, Michael Tracy, have been desperately arguing for the Democrats to exercise something the party and its sycophants have had difficult with for decades--humility and self-awareness. I wish them both luck in their quest.

      1. Slammer   8 years ago

        In addition to being fairly honest, Greenwald is a very good writer.

  24. Krabappel   8 years ago

    I still wish I could read this whole article posted to reason that got "disappeared" this morning:

    Leftists looking to George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four for an idea of how the Trump era might look could realize they've already brought parts of the seminal dystopia to life themselves.

    Leftists looking to George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four for an idea of how the Trump era might look could realize they've already brought parts of the seminal dystopia to life themselves.

    Brendan O'Neill writes:

    I was delighted to read that leftists and millennials and others are snapping up George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four in a bid to make some sense of Trump's presidency. Because I'm hoping that when they get deep into this dystopian tale?into the Newspeaking, sex-fearing, history-rewriting meat of Orwell's nightmare vision?they might just realize that it describes their authoritarianism better than Trump's. I can picture their faces now: "Guys? is this novel about us?"

    1. Krabappel   8 years ago

      The book shot to the top of Amazon's bestseller list after Trump's senior adviser Kellyanne Conway used the phrase "alternative facts" to describe the Trump administration's belief that the crowds at his inauguration were larger than the media had let on. People pointed out that "alternative facts" sounds creepily like something the Party in Orwell's story would say. Like the Party, Trump seems to believe he can mould reality, fashion fact itself from thin air, to boost his own political standing.

      "Alternative facts is a George Orwell phrase," said Washington Post reporter Karen Tumulty. MSNBC correspondent Joy Reid tweeted the following lines from the novel: "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." Within hours Nineteen Eighty-Four was a bestseller again, people buying it as a guide, a map, to what promises to be the liberty-challenging era of Trump.

      1. Krabappel   8 years ago

        But the novel is a better guide to what preceded Trump, to the nannying, nudging, speech-policing, sex-panicking, P.C. culture that Trumpism is in some ways a reaction against. Consider the Junior Anti-Sex League, the prudish youths in Orwell's story who think the "sex impulse" is dangerous and who devote themselves to spying on interactions between the sexes. "Eroticism was the enemy," they believed. "Desire was thoughtcrime." If this prissiness finds its echo in anyone today, it isn't in the creepily oversexed, pussy-grabbing Trump, but in the stiff buzz-killers of the campus feminist movement.

        1. Password: pode$ta   8 years ago

          Jesus Christ!

          Memory-holing it is probably the most ironic thing I've heard in a very long time.

          Props to O'Neill, btw, that looks like good writing.

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      See my link below. They demanded an all-powerful federal government, and boy are they getting it.

    3. Not a True MJG   8 years ago

      Just got to search his name, babe.

      I think - or at least hope - he's getting the Friday midday slot from here on out. The link you got this morning was likely a premature posting.

      I am interested in what kind of comments it will get, given the last paragraph. Will O'Neill be deemed cool or cuck?

      1. Krabappel   8 years ago

        Ah, I hope that's the case.

  25. lafe.long   8 years ago

    In memory of LH and Derpetologist

    1. BigT   8 years ago

      My guess is that they will return at some point. After all, where else can you get this level of skepticism served with a strong dose of humor? Huffpo?

      To say nothing of the dismembering of prog thought.

      "Moral indignation is a technique used to endow the idiot with dignity." - Marshall McLuhan

    2. Basketball Uber Alles, Jr.   8 years ago

      Derp left too?

  26. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

    UC Berkley alumna and "Nevada Democratic Party field operative" writes that it's a violent act to say that protests should be peaceful

    Come for the team blue idiocy, stay for the Soave-level equivocation.

    Also recently seen in the Daily Californian:

    "Violence helped ensure the safety of students

    1. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

      Also also seen:

      Black Bloc did what the campus should have

      Violence as self defense ("Last week, a violent protest erupted on campus, in response to a scheduled speaking event by Milo Yiannopoulos. Many people soon began to decry the protesters. Here are a few arguments in favor of the use of violence in protests.")

    2. Krabappel   8 years ago

      Violence is safety, war is peace...

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

        I don't have a problem with the broad concept: Violence is sometimes necessary.

        It's interesting and unintentionally funny how they're debating it. It's also laughably selective.

        But hey, the left just discovered that things like right to self defense and how an armed populace might be, you know, a bulwark against something.

        1. The Grinch   8 years ago

          Don't bet on that. They just think the wrong people are in charge. After they win the next election all will be well.

          1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

            Well of course... but hey gun owners and believers of distributed, democratized security, let's take advantage of it while we can.

      2. Suthenboy   8 years ago

        Now you know why 1984 was such a big hit with proggies Krabapple. They are using it as an instructional manual.

    3. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      Something something purpose of second amendment.

    4. GILMORE?   8 years ago

      . This speaker has never provided an insightful look at conservatism nor provided intellectual debate to the arena. He has fabricated a tool to sensationalize himself with while providing a platform for white supremacists to come together. He, in fact, wanted to use the power of the state (immigration officers) to deport some of the most outspoken of us, therefore threatening our freedom of speech with the power of the state.

      My campus did nothing to stand between my undocumented community and the hateful hands of radicalized white men ? the AntiFas did. A peaceful protest was not going to cancel that event, just like numerous letters from faculty, staff, Free Speech Movement veterans and even donors did not cancel the event. Only the destruction of glass and shooting of fireworks did that. The so-called "violence" against private property that the media seems so concerned with stopped white supremacy from organizing itself against my community

      This was actually the most coherent and least-gramatical-error-ridden bit of the piece.

      1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        /Gilmore applies Strawberry Shortcake scratch and smell sticker.

      2. mr simple   8 years ago

        So the fascist kids are the AntiFascists and the Free Speech Movement stands against free speech. They really are using 1984 as a guide.

    5. Free Society   8 years ago

      More disturbing was the possibility of him outing and targeting specific undocumented students on campus, much like he did to a trans student at the University of Wisconsin at Milwaukee. As an outspoken undocumented student at UC Berkeley, this frightened me.

      If he's so afraid of bad outcomes resulting from his euphemistic "undocumented" status, then he wouldn't be outspoken about it. Fuck this guy and his problems.

  27. Scotticus Finch   8 years ago

    Mike Spence

    Governor of Indiana2.

  28. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

    Semi-relate

    1. Password: pode$ta   8 years ago

      Modern American conservatism is based around an anarcho-capitalist economic policy

      Ok, I can't go on.

      1. Free Society   8 years ago

        If only....

    2. Zunalter   8 years ago

      I tried my best, but I just couldn't work through all the derp.

      Though on a side note, is this article dumber, or the one Bailey wrote last night?

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

        The punchline of the joke is all that was written in 2012.

    3. BigT   8 years ago

      -1 laboratory of democracy

  29. Zunalter   8 years ago

    Indiana Governor pardons wrongfully convicted man passed over by Mike Spence.

    I hate that Mike Spence guy.

  30. Crusty Juggler - #2   8 years ago

    If you're a veteran and all this White House drama is freaking you out, a clinical trial evaluating whether marijuana can help treat Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder has officially started.

    What the frack? Just drive to the VA for some group therapy.

    Good people don't smoke marijuana!

    1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      group therapy.

      Is this one of those euphemisms that my fellow Hit'nRunners keep going on about?

    2. BigT   8 years ago

      "Good people don't smoke marijuana!"

      Exceptional people do!

  31. Fatty Bolger   8 years ago

    NEEDZ MOR TRUMP LINKZ

    1. The Grinch   8 years ago

      They've gone completely off the rails.

  32. Password: pode$ta   8 years ago

    Trump tweeting to bully Nordstrom over Ivanka's clothes line is a really bad look. "Daddy to the rescue" isn't adorable when the daughter is an adult married to a billionaire.

    1. We are all Sloopy's mom (RBS)   8 years ago

      He's only been president for like, what? Three weeks?

    2. american socialist   8 years ago

      Agreed

    3. XenoZooValentine   8 years ago

      But she only gets rescued 77% as much as a male princess. And that's Not OK.

  33. american socialist   8 years ago

    Are there any other interesting topics that font contain trump? Would be nice

    1. John   8 years ago

      http://www.popularmechanics.co.....inst-isis/

      Inside a stealth bomber strike against ISIS.

      1. That's A Bingo!   8 years ago

        Stealth bomber? ISIS has better capabilities than I thought.

        1. Password: pode$ta   8 years ago

          Lol. I had never actually thought of that.

          Francisco d'Aconia was informing the commentariat the other day that the B-1 performed the most strikes during the Iraq (I *think* it was Iraq) war.

          They kind of explain it here:

          But a bomber is an absolutely essential part of the equation. Nothing else can drop thousands of pounds of explosives on targets at the same time quite like a bomber. The U.S. bomber fleet includes non-stealth B-1s and B-52s, but it's the B-2s that can loiter for long stretches. Just because the B-2 can stay over a target doesn't mean the pilots want to.

          1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

            The B1 which was chided in the press as flawed and expensive is actually a pretty good platform, according to the pilots that fly it. I remember something about its countermeasures suite being problematic, but as a bomb delivery combat platform, they rate it highly.

      2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

        The way back has its own risks, fatigue chief among them.

        You have to admit, we're a long way from the risks of coming back being ME-109s with the world's most skilled pilots tearing your B-17 to shreds over the countryside north of Munster.

  34. AddictionMyth   8 years ago

    What is the appeal of going to Afghanistan for months at a time? I honestly don't get it.

    1. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

      Heroin.

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      The booze and the women of easy virtue.

    3. That's A Bingo!   8 years ago

      Organic, free range, hormone-free goat.

    4. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

      Afghan sweaters at discounted rates.

    5. thrakkorzog   8 years ago

      World's greatest Mardi Gras and Oktoberfest.

  35. That's A Bingo!   8 years ago

    Meanwhile, everybody is up in arms today over White House spokesperson Kellyanne Conway encouraging people to go buy Ivanka Trump's products at Nordstrom, which is likely a violation of federal ethics rules.

    Turning the daily press briefing into a QVC-style infomercial would be an improvement.

  36. Free Society   8 years ago

    Conservative farmers in central California voted for Trump thinking he was maybe exaggerating how serious a crackdown he was going to implement against illegal immigrants. Now they're worried that he was not and what that means for finding field workers.

    I can't think of a single group of voters whose votes cast were more irrelevant than some conservative farmers in California.

    Oh well. I guess welfare subsidized foreign labor isn't going to be the boon it once was. My heart is breaking.

  37. Enough About Palin   8 years ago

    If you're a veteran writer for Reason and all this White House drama is freaking you out

    FIFY

    1. american socialist   8 years ago

      Lol. This drama has come about cause journos need to embellish for hits. They are creating more drama than there needs to be

  38. Free Society   8 years ago

    "Indiana Governor pardons wrongfully convicted man passed over by Mike Pence."

    In 2006, Cooper was offered a deal: if he withdrew a petition that sought exoneration, he'd be able to leave his cell and return home. Cooper agreed to the terms and reunited with his three children, but the felony remained on his record.

    Cooper, as a result, has been seeking an official pardon since 2009 ? his request remained in limbo on the desk of former Governor Pence for more than two years.

    When the Indiana Parole board unanimously recommended Cooper be issued a pardon in 2014, Pence insisted the man exhaust all of his options in court first.

    Okay so an executive was deferring judicial outcomes to the judiciary. I thought, in light of recent coverage, Reason would see some principle or merit in that position.

  39. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    The Frenchest Ruling of All Time

  40. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    Nearly 1 in 5 illegal immigrants are in NYC and LA areas

    which i suppose accounts for the bazillions of cheap-restaurants in both places - and is the best possible rationale i can think of for 'amnesty'. yes, that's hipster-logic, but whatever.
    report spam

    1. american socialist   8 years ago

      I wonder how do the NY and Cali progs who care oh so much about worker rationalize lack of labor law enforcement for illegal immigrants? They seem to be pretty hush hush

      1. Slumbrew   8 years ago

        That's different because this kale salad is divine.

  41. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    "Whales Signal Solidarity in #ResistTrump"

  42. OneOut   8 years ago

    This might be a repeat since i haven't read any comments yet.

    Has anyone ever complained about the ethics of aPresident or the Sec of State selling books while in office ?

    Has anyone investigated if there were volume purchases that were warehoused or given away ?!

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