Mexican President Cancels Trip to D.C., Ohio Executions Blocked, Clock Demands Press Coverage: P.M. Links

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Str/Xinhua/TNS/Newscom Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has canceled his trip to Washington, D.C., over that whole border wall thing and who will be paying for it.
- The media-starved Doomsday Clock is back and says we're more doomed than we've been since the 1950s.
- Senior leaders at the State Department have resigned. So has Border Patrol chief Mark Morgan, who had clashed with the union.
- A San Diego high school student who sued over being forced to urinate in a bucket by a teacher will get $1.25 million from the school district. (A nice reminder that it's National School Choice Week!)
- A federal judge has blocked the use of lethal injections to execute three prisoners in Ohio as unconstitutional, citing evidence from other states that the drug cocktail didn't adequately sedate people as it was killing them.
- The share of American workers who belong to unions fell to its lowest level on record in 2016. Only 10.7 percent of workers belong to unions.
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Reasonoids love Michael Hihn because he makes Adam Lanza look like Ghandi Agree or disagree?
Nice copy and paste job.
Yes sir. I learned it from you dad, Fist!
"Mexican President Enrique Pe?a Nieto has canceled his trip to Washington, D.C., over that whole border wall thing and who will be paying for it."
Fine. Be like that. Send them the bill and charge for the stamp.
Hello.
I need a ruling over here! Tonio, Swissy, anyone?
Improper formatting and did not cite a link... Disqualified!
^Tulpa
Formatting - points deduction, but not a dq.
Failure to cite a link - DQ.
Would have lost more points for being a reply instead of an original comment.
Sorry, Rufus, I like you, but rules are rules. Even when they aren't binding.
I AM THE RULES.
LINK AND COMMENT OPTIONAL AND AT MY DISCRETION.
/makes wack off motion while licking ice cream.
/makes wack off motion while licking ice cream.
What in the world?
Lol, a euphemism with a masturbation comment? Oh, Cana.........da!
I'm DQ'ed too. Fist wins this time, but he knows he has competition. Playa is going to be the next firster. We need more contestants.
What am I, chopped liver?
You were right too, just picking on ya.
I wanna be a Firster First, but all I've been able to glean is that the lynx are posted elsewhere before they're here. Haven't figured out where, though.
Um....first Canuck.
Some weird stuff going on in the commentariat lately. AmSoc is now Calisock and someone else is gloriously squatting his original nome, Swiss Servator made a pun himself, Fist has been knocked off top quite a few times, and Rufus helloed himself.
The Era of Trump is changing everything.
Calisock is shreek, along with AddictionMyth, ButtPlug, and dajjal.
I'm still rather puzzled over how he thinks Mexico can be compelled to pay for it.
The only suggestion I've heard is doing it by stealing money from people who want to send money to Mexico.
"Border Wall: 0.5%" charge on everything coming from Mexico?
20%.
Trump wants 20% tax on imports from Mexico to pay for wall.
So...that means we have to pay for it. If my mezcal goes up in price, there will be blood.
"Go ahead. Eat 80% of the worm."
So, he wants US to pay for it.
Maybe he'll take a cue from the mayor of Philadelphia and complain when companies have the audacity to pass the new taxes on to their customers.
This will hurt both the USA and Mexico. Trump has to have been advised of this. Maybe he is hoping that Mexico realizes they're going to lose either way, so would be better off just going splitsies?
Sometimes we're reminded how Graham was literally raised in a dive bar.
That's a lot of chiclets.
Exactly. Impose a 2% fee on any money wired or otherwise transferred between the US and Mexico. This often comes from under-the-table pay that was never taxed in the first place, so a 2% imposition wouldn't be unreasonable.
I suppose it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. But a lot of that money has been taxed too. And a decent amount comes from American citizens and legal residents.
Seems to me that a country is responsible for securing its own borders. Maybe that's just me.
That, plus zero out foreign aid to Mexico, and increased border-crossing fees.
Next time Mexican soldiers take shots at Border Patrol, he'll threaten conventional military retaliation, and exact the wall fee as a toll?
The wall is gonna go up so fast; he was worried he'd be caught on the wrong side!
It turned out to be a reasonable proposal after all.
Ha!
Trump will charge him a Yuuuugggeee cancellation fee.
I regret pressing him for the list. He appears to be truly deranged. My future policy is to simply ignore.
But it is so fun to watch him freak out!
Did I miss something? Was there a Hihntagious Outbreak today?
We got the list of "Top 25 most fascist commenters" It had 10 names on it, but I for one am sure Hihn is working on the rest right now.
Will you link to this list? Or paste it here?
Sounds Hihn-tastic!
Did i make the starting team? PLEASE HOPE PLEASE
The Hihn List
I was robbed.
You were Gilligan's Island theme "and the rest"-ed.
we need to stalk harder.
I didn't make it even as a backup goaltender. 🙁
I'M #9!!!!
w00t!
*throws confetti*
Like so, I assume.
The Sun in the Meadow is Summery Warm,
The Rhein gives its Gold to the Sea...
It was great if you consider the entertainment value.
He's honest to God insane or at least has true mental problems. I give him shit sometimes because he's so infuriating but I always feel bad about it because he's a mental defective.
I sometimes wonder whether he runs some of the other trolls as a sort of weird theater. I have a hard time believing that there are 10-20 genuinely mentally disturbed individuals who spend their time frequenting a website they don't agree with in order to be on the receiving end of vitriol from 100 commenters.
I guess the more I think about it, the more I believe in the Unified Troll Theory... that there are 2 or 3 regular trolls and maybe 1 or 2 extra occasional trolls
They are all Mary.
After taking my rightful place as 4th Worst Fascist on the Site, I like to think that Hihn imagines that I sound like Scott McNeil's Chaos Sorcerer.
Crusty Juggler.
John
This is too much fun: Mike M./Domestic Dissident
Robby Soave.
No hair?
Good hair was tough to make in 2004.
Mexican President Enrique Pe?a Nieto has canceled his trip to Washington, D.C., over that whole border wall thing and who will be paying for it.
They'll be getting a bill for the cancellation fee.
So the Wall kept him out?
Nice!
It's really effective if it can keep an airplane out.
That's what the lightning towers atop the wall are for!
So does this mean that Mexico really isn't sending their best?
EPA Employees comping to work in tears because of Trump win, 'the mood remains dark'
I'll be in my bunk, and I won't be back for 10 whole minutes.
Don't be late.
Out.
Standing.
In a field, after being given their walking papers.
"Comping"?
Thank you for your valuable contribution, Ted Tonio Bacon.
Hey, you worked me over on my 1st copy and paste fail. Just returning the favor.
I'm #1 on Playa's list of fascists! Woohoo!
"At EPA headquarters, the mood remains dark," ProPublica reported Wednesday. "A longtime career communications employee said in a phone interview Tuesday that more than a few friends were 'coming to work in tears' each morning as they grappled with balancing the practical need to keep their jobs with their concerns for the issues they work on."That level of impartiality says a whole lot about the functioning of the EPA and why maybe it was a great idea to muzzle the fucks.
My swimming pool just can't take any more salty tears.
Does the Strategic National Salty Tear Repository have any room?
See, the snowflakes are melting...further proof of global warming.
Someone needs to explain to civil servants that their job isn't to do good, or make the world a better place. It's to be an amoral functionary in an immoral enterprise.
Good, fuck all those bitches right up the ass. I hope they all suffer at least half as much as the poor innocent working people whose lives these scumbags have needlessly ruined over the years in the name of their fucking Gaia.
If these people are so emotionally stunted that they are crying a month after the election how the fuck do they even qualify for a job with the Federal Government.
If they are so partisan they also hhave no business working in an agency where they are using their power given to them by We The Taxpayer to further their own political positions and then retire with a guaranteed pension larger than most of those whose taxes pay them.
Fuck them all I hope they all quit or get fired.
Even if nothing happens, it's nice that they have a bit of the fear of gaia for a little while.
Please let this be true. Government safe spaces need to be a thing if they weren't already.
I am sooooo fucking glad I'm not a govt contractor anymore. The pants-wetting has got to be out of control over there. The FaFu that was our boss finally left just this week. Probably because nobody would have him anywhere else. Although I'm shocked his penis-headed right-hand-man got hired at one of the major open source CMS companies.
We're going to start shocking again, believe me. /Trump
I suppose that would include a high-velocity injection of lead.
The media-starved Doomsday Clock is back and says we're more doomed than we've been since the 1950s.
It's past midnight. We're in a brand new day.
Looks like you're 1 past midnight.
To repeat something from an earlier thread: their decision means they think we are closer to nuclear war now than we were during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Uh, hello. Kennedy wasn't in danger of mistaking the launch codes for his Twitter login.
Heh, heh.
JFK's Twitter feed was the best.
>JackieO retweeted
JFnK @JohnKennD
WTF? Somebody's lightning firecrockers. I can't even...
"We're in a brand new day, "
....... to find your dreams have washed away.
"Dream on white boy...."
Just because.
There are 60 minutes in an hour and 24 hours in a day. We'll call that about 1,440 minutes in a day. So, let's assume that 1,440 minutes to midnight is Adam chillin' in the garden of Eden without that nag bothering him or any concerns about snakes and eating magic apples. Zero minutes to midnight is four really creepy horses riding across the sky as the entire world's nuclear arsenal explodes while a comet strikes the earth because Bruce Willis and Jack Bauer couldn't save us.
So, at 2.5 minutes to midnight 99.8% of the way to the apocalypse. If we assume we're working on a one hour timeline instead of 24, we're still 96% of the way to the apocalypse.
Ain't really much room to go forwards. What will they do if something bad happens? Or even something really bad? But, I guess over-exaggerators gotta over exaggerate.
+1 fully supplied bunker
About?
Mostly as a joke. But, it can also leave open room for arguments about sidereal vs solar vs stellar days.
Why does Joss Whedon keep popping up today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7S9nYSHbik
Resetting the clock to Two Minutes To Midnight is less of a call for fewer nukes and more of a call for more Iron Maiden...
"A San Diego high school student who sued over being forced to urinate in a bucket by a teacher will get $1.25 million from the school district. (A nice reminder that it's National School Choice Week!)"
Pics for Crusty?
Actually, he's going to get that payout from the taxpayers. Shame they can't touch the actual teacher and his supervisor. Seriously, people, this shit will continue until the first time some educrat gets fired and his pension fund zeroed out.
1.25 million *does* sound a little high, but then, I wasn't on that jury so I didn't hear all the evidence.
I'd happily piss into any container in front of anyone for $1.25 million.
Hell, for 1.25 million, you can piss in my mouth. On national TV.
Oh, I'm sure I could bargain you down by at least 75%.
Now that's lighting the Crusty signal.
A wild Crusty appears. (NSFW)
Probably more entertaining than whatever they have planned for the Super Bowl Halftime show this year
Why do people watch that crap? It's the perfect time to catch up on ay drinking you couldn't do before the game.
Or during.
It's a tapestry of magic.
Zero, you were saying about our weird behaviour lately?
/nods over to Zeb.
"Die!" High school teacher stages mock assassination of Trump
In Dallas? They hysteria practically writes itself. lol
In Dallas?
Back...and to the left. Back...and to the left.
+1 magic internet bullet
I can only imagine the reaction if the teacher had done this with Obama.
I find it difficult to imagine considering the media acts like the most minor things are treated like the next Auschwitz. How do you react more strongly than that?
"Watching the #inauguration in my classroom like?#no #stop #denial #squirtgun #hypocrisy #powerless #saveusall #teachthembetter #atleastitsfriday."
#WTF?
I know, who is Atlea and why are her tits so popular on Friday?
Tits Friday sound like a good way to kick-off the week-end.
I think that Atlea's Tits! is one of those ancient Roman expressions like Jupiter's Cock!
I find them popular only on days that end in "Y."
Give me Ape Tit for $200, Alex
Anal Bum Cover for $400!
#hashtag
Careful, Sir. You might break the Titter, uh, *Twitter*!
I believe #squirtgun is a kink-site that was supposed to be in the girl peeing in a bucket story.
the school district would not say if students witnessed the teacher's disturbing demonstration
Unacceptable answer. I hope they get caught trying to intimidate students. As I said above, about another incident, this shit will continue until educrats suffer personal consequences for this.
#teachthembetter
Um...
Well, she IS an art teacher.
Then she should know they is the preferred pronoun.
Yay!
The media-starved Doomsday Clock is back and says we're more doomed than we've been since the 1950s.
Boom! Fing called this one days ago.
Senior leaders at the State Department have resigned.
Our diplomacy is going to take a hit, unless of course there are others there with the ability to sign checks.
And compose strongly-worded letters!
The Proggie Hivemind has its new marching orders:
https://5calls.org/
Trolling opportunity: join up, get scripts, modify scripts, then call.
*reading hacked script*
"... or else I'll kill everyone in your office..."
Super effective!!!
Yeah, I'm sure screaming at your representative's secretary is going to be very effective.
See my link above. The staff just took the phones off the hook.
^^THIS^^ So much this.
I was an intern at the TX legislature in 1999. Guess who got to take ALL the Y2K calls.
Yeah, and they are doing a lot of "don't 'share', cut and paste so this will reach a wider audience" to try to get around people who have filtered all posts from Kos, DU, etc.
I was wondering why they did that. Thx
I think it also factors in to the "trending news" algorithms, but those change frequently, so who knows.
'There's one simple and straightforward way to influence the Government that is supposed to represent you"
Yes and you just went though that exercise on November 8.
States another way - 'There's one simple and straightforward way (other than righteous violence) to influence when an election doesn't go your way'.
I think they probably do at least get right that calling your representatives has more influence on government than voting. Most people who vote don't pay that much attention to what the people they elect actually do, and politicians know that.
Slacktivism with a new face, as always.
Busted: Feds charge cashier with stealing $9.5 million
Western Pa? Must be Stealers fan
*narrows gaze*
My first narrowed gaze!
*gives PBR a narrowed gaze ward of protection rune
*hisses*
A "treasure specialist"? Pirate-looting the accounts seems appropriate.
So what we're saying is that Pittsburgh Mills is a thief?
A San Diego high school student who sued over being forced to urinate in a bucket by a teacher will get $1.25 million from the school district.
Well, DUH! Everyone knows you're forced to urinate in a CUP!
Today's teachers never challenge students enough...
The media-starved Doomsday Clock is back and says we're more doomed than we've been since the 1950s.
Relevant.
moar relevant.
"The media-starved Doomsday Clock is back and says we're more doomed than we've been since the 1950s."
Did the media also suddenly discover homelessness, the national debt, and our foreign wars?
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
They were on track to, but they keep getting distracted by random tweets. It like waving a laser point around for a cat to chase.
You made me laugh because its true!
Pssh. As if any of that existed under Obama.
I know this is rhetorical, but Krugman has already written that Deficits Matter Again
I'm waiting for the first "Dissent is Patriotic" bumper sticker in Cambridge.
You'll see it on a BMW X7. No doubt.
BMWs don't have many bumper stickers. The owners think that their (our) cars are very special. They don't know that you can easily remove a bumper sticker with WD-40.
Sadly the leftist in the Twin Cities don't have the same respect for their BMWs
The Twin Cities? I thought you moved to NC.
Code Pink is back. They were at one of the cabinet hearings.
"Code Pink is the new orange."
I read that as "DoomCock". You guys are rubbing off on me.
Phrasing!
But I thought Fist was the self-admitted Bukake Queen.
One man circle jerk, actually.
"Senior leaders at the State Department have resigned."
APOCALYPSE!
I'll at least give them credit for following through. I don't think it makes much of a dent towards the 25% or so of the Federal workforce who reportedly said they'd quit under Trump, though.
the 25% or so of the Federal workforce who reportedly said they'd quit under Trump
Ahem. "Would *consider* leaving"
Now all they have to do is move to Canada.
"NEW YORK (AP) ? Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested in New York City early Thursday after he got into an altercation with another man during a performance art project that has seen him chanting "He will not divide us" in front of a live camera since Donald Trump's first day as president."
http://www.sfgate.com/news/cri.....885055.php
His irony detector is missing or broken.
Fuck that tool, and the racist he assaulted, too.
Mental breakdowns are performance art now?
"He will not divide us"
He's right, you know. They're doing a fine job of dividing everyone without Trump.
"He will not divide us"
He's right, you know. They're doing a fine job of dividing everyone without Trump.
But the squirrelz are unified!
Damn you Sevo...
Shia LaBeouf
I know you're not supposed to make fun of a person's name.
It's pronounced Shiela Beef, fyi
Looks like he's dug himself into yet another of many Holes.
I hope a real Transformer comes along to help him change his path in life.
Then everything will be Even Stevens.
I saw what you did there. Saw all if it. Every bit.
Didn't that guy's scout master teach how dangerous it is to get between Shia LaBeouf and a camera? He's lucky he didn't lose an arm!
"got into an altercation"?
So, I'm guessing that Shia sucker-punched a member of a non-preferred group?
He's going for the mentally-ill-homeless-part in his next film.
DC Marches Calendar: April 15 - Tax Day March (not a march for lower taxes, a march to "force" President Trump to release his tax returns), April 29 - People's Climate Change March (against CAGW), June 11 - National Pride March (LGBTQetc), TBA - March for Science.
Provided as a public service for people planning to visit DC to see museums, monuments, etc. List may not be complete and is subject to change.
I'm glad they're marching instead of doing something, you know, effective.
LIES -Robby said knitting hats and marching was the Anti-Fascist recipe for success.
June is just when pride marches happen though, it's not explicitly a protest march (although I'm sure there will be prominent themes of resistance).
March for Science
heh?
Yeah, it was originally to be a march of scientists, for science. Within the first twenty-four hours it became a march for anyone who fucking loves science. "Science" defined as marching in lock-step with the CAGW alarmists. Unknown whether they've been bludgeoned into going anti-GMO and anti-nuclear energy.
Can we organize a "March for the Scientific Method?"
No marches in March?
I always wondered why libertarians don't protest more. It's right up our alley. Is it because we're not "joiners"?
Years ago, I exchanged a couple emails with a libertarian anti-war activist, asking her if her group was planning on participating in a large national march in DC. She brushed me off, saying she was only interested in organizing on a national scale, not a local DC scale. I didn't bother to argue with her that it was a national march, taking place in DC.
Shia LaBeouf arrested at his anti-Trump art installation
Irony deficiency is a health crisis.
But he was Hollywood's stable one! HE WAS THEIR ROCK.
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!"
LaBeouf and a 25-year-old anti-Trump protester got into a verbal exchange
Revolution is eating its own!
I guess Trump divided them.
How long until that song about "Actual Cannibal Shia Labouf" becomes reality, and Shia is running around the woods, killing and eating people while shrieking "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!!"
All will be reunited...in Shia's stomach!
Salt production, however, is at an all time high.
I'd think there has to be a better way to generate publicity. this is getting sad.,
A federal judge has blocked the use of lethal injections to execute three prisoners in Ohio as unconstitutional, citing evidence from other states that the drug cocktail didn't adequately sedate people as it was killing them.
Cops kill with total impunity.
US soldiers kill with less impunity.
Confining people in iron, rape boxes, for their whole lives is soooooooo ethical. Glad we didn't sink to their level.
Journalism Quality and Partisanship 2017 Guide
This is a vast improvement over that terrible partisan/quality media chart of a couple weeks ago. And not just because Reason is included as "high quality."
The broadcast networks are all "high quality"?
I know... as is Salon. But compared to that trash before that had Vox as high quality and The Economist as right-leaning, this is a big improvement.
Yeh. Won't even bother clicking on that.
It's not the worst chart, but you might go bald scratching your head trying to figure out the methodology.
Ok. Clicked. The Economist, AP and FT 'neutral'? Er, no.
And Reason is a little too close to 'hyper partisan' which is ridiculous.
I'm happy that Reason scored as well as it did, particularly on Quality. Agree with Rufus that they have Reason too far right, but remember this is traditional left-right, not a Nolan Chart.
And nobody on the left counts as low quality garbage? Bull.
That's the problem with our public school teachers right there in a nutshell. Why the unnecessary steps? Why not instruct the student to urinate directly in the slop sink? smdh
Common core has really changed things.
[Insert incomprehensible math problem about filling buckets.]
EPA Employees 'Coming to Work in Tears'
They had jolly well better have filed Environmental Impact Statements first!
People spill the beans on their worst pooping stories. And yeah, it's as awesome as you'd expect.
One those people may or may not be Playa Manhattan.
I'm not sure which story you're referring to, but in my story, I was only a small part of the problem.
Playa Patrick?
Patrick:
I once took a shit so strong and mighty, that after multiple failed flushes I had to get a Chipotle plastic knife and cut it up in the bowl so it could flush.
Why not all of those people?
It's nice to know where SIV got his start.
I laughed so hard at that first story i crapped my pants!
I notice the word of the week in the media is 'dark'.
Dark.
/Pee Wee Herman giggle.
Racist.
But at least not a fascist, eh Citzy?
Week? More like year.
"It's going to be a dark year."
+1 Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Where is Stormy when we need him?
Yup.
Blackjack player faces 18 years in jail for leaving a casino to rob a bank and then returning to the table - only to lose most of the money he had stolen
The sequel to Hell and High Water is ridiculous.
I am so disappointed that this wasn't in Florida.
I'm not sure how he was able to exit the vault doors, what, with those enormous balls of his and all.
Why the world needs Catholic Church, part XVIII. This is not The Onion article, nor my Crusader Kings II fanfic (that is more "Strategikon meets Barsoom"). From today's Spectator:
Pope seizes power from the Knights of Malta, brutally ending 900 years of their sovereignty
The Knights of Malta must understand that they are a religious order ? not a country.
Use Incognito/Private Browsing if it demands a login.
"OMG Eddie hardest hit lol"
[diets furiously]
The Knights of Malta Catholic Church must understand that they are a religious order ? not a country.
Vatican is a de jure country, and the church is a continuation of Western Roman Empire by other means.
The Knights should just retreat to their fortress and tell the Vatican to come and take it. Has a good track record of success.
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
Oh hell no, fuck Germanic barbarians! Yes, including Langobards.
nor my Crusader Kings II fanfic
Hilda sat down on the bed, surprised her lord had invented her into his main chambers.
"Good evening Hilda" Said Duke Alfred, first of his name.
"My lord, it is good to see you well." She said. "After that horrible manure accident that killed the last duke, the servants are always worried when you're not around."
"My spymaster assures me that will not be a problem. Do you know why I have invented you here?"
Hilda shook her head.
"To give you a good tumble."
Hilda looked aghast. "But my lord, you are married to the king's daughter!"
Duke Alfred approached Hilda and wrapped his hands around her waist, kissing her passionately. "Don't worry. I think you'll find she's had an unfortunate encounter with a bowman on a grassy knoll today."
Hilda allowed the Duke to ravish her in every way possible. As they lay there naked she heard a slight whisper from her lord's mouth:
"Vidi, vici, veni."
Ugh, autocorrect sucks. *Hilda sat down on the bed, surprised her lord had invited her into his main chambers.
It's good to be the duke.
If you have never read about the Turkish siege of Malta, it is one of the great military stories of all time. The book The Great Siege is the definitive book on the subject and is amazing. I would become a Catholic if I could do so on the condition I could be a Knight.
I knight thee Sir John. *taps John's shoulders with stabby thing
Your first quest: to slay the Hihndragon and to bring back the Princess Tubhilda.
Now go on, and git. /King Bacon
I mean a Knight of Malta.
Ok, "Sir John of Maltshake". Happy?
Picky aren't we?
Have you tried donating large sums to the Varican and/or Church causes? I know a few Knights of the Holy Sepulchre who effectively bought their way in.
(As a Knight of Columbus, I try to convince people that I'm a real knight ? rather than just a guy who drinks with priests while wearing a sword ? so I have an outstanding plan of doing such one day)
*Vatican, not Varican (you had ONE job, autocorrect!)
Life Continues Within the Body After Death, Evidence Shows
"Told you so!"
/The Dalai Lama
*slow clap*
Doesn't seem too surprising that some cells continue to function in some ways after the heart stops or brain activity stops, or whatever people are considering the time of death now.
Red hot steel vs ice covered lake
Nice how they shot from underneath the ice. I was hoping they recovered it instead of losing it. Seems like an expensive hunk of metal.
Maybe in the spring.
"How to SCUBA dive: Pt 1"
People who ice fish are strange.
What kind of gas do you think is in that cylinder?
I really don't know. Propane seems unlikely, acetylene?
Whatever it is, I want it.
What for? Are you wanting the mini-forge he had there?
I bet it's propane or butane. Doesn't look like and acetylene cylinder. Propane in air can get over 2000 degrees F pretty easily and that's hot enough to glow bright orange..
It didn't look like a cylinder for acetylene, but they were also dropping hot stuff onto ice. I'm not sure if "can i fill this tank with _____" is really out of the realm of possibility.
I did not know propane got that hot. cool!
They used to use pigs to burn the supports out underneath castles. Pigs fat can get really hot. /useless facts giver
Coolidge had a pet raccoon named Jessica.
Acetylene in the wrong kind of cylinder can get explodey.
Likely just propane, which is good for nearly 2000 degrees F.
That person is totally biting mr Red Hot Nickel Ball's style
Please, no: My foster daughter received a pet fish at a birthday party
To hell with the toddlers. What about the damned suffering turtles and fish?
The turtles, at least, get their revenge by passing along salmonella.
Circle of Life teaching moment.
Just need to teach 'em the right way.
Yeah, sorry, but giving a critters as a present is a dick move unless the recipient has specifically requested one, and in the case of living-at-home children parental approval also required (far in advance).
"Honey, 'Finding Dory' is living happily in a farm pond in upstate New York."
*cat coughs up fish scales*
*daddy tries to suppress laughter*
More TDS.
"confessed to giving hermit crabs to the attendees..."
Sounds like one of my ex-girlfriends from college.
Here's why the American Psychological Association weighed in on Trump's Standing Rock decision
Move over, The Avengers, The Psychologists are here!
Oh god, no, crusty jugglers are increasing in number!
Where is the NWAA when we need it? For greater good!
Where is the NWAA when we need it?
Straight outta Compton?
What the fuck insane generalization is that.
First, I'll accept that some of the Indian nations were legitimate nations and we screwed them, though I don't know the history well. But other regions of the country were either ruled by, or in constant danger from, the worst sort of bloodthirsty savages, and we did everyone a favor by getting rid of them.
Second, making generalizations about the mindset of a large diverse group of people based on ancestry is ordinarily considered racist -- why is it not with the APA???
Maybe I'm wrong but it seems to me that the generic American Indian has been the most celebrated and admired ethnic/racial group for the last fifty years or so. Honest, brave, stoic, respecter of the earth, nerly always the sympathetic character in film and tv.
...citing evidence from other states that the drug cocktail didn't adequately sedate people as it was killing them.
How difficult is it to anesthetize someone when you're not concerned with waking them back up?
No shit. Why not just give these guys a massive morphine overdose? Win-win.
No. The unwritten rule is that the state wants to make these people suffer. Anything that might actually give them a painless death is off the table.
I'm starting to think this stuff (including "can't get the drug from the supplier") is just an anti-death-penalty ploy.
Wow, way to totally not engage the issue there, Rich. I and others have posted long and often on this topic here. There is actually a principled middle ground between "fry 'em all" and "they are all innocent."
Do try to keep up, Rich. H&R works so much better that way.
Massive morphine overdose causes muscle spasms, which might make the audience feel bad for having wanted to watch another human die. So we go to ridiculous lengths to let them pretend that the act of taking a life is completely peaceful and inoffensive.
So how do the assisted suicide assisters get the job done?
It's easier to deal with the spasms when the person was in horrible pain and wanted you to make it stop rather than someone who's strapped down helpless and having it done against their will?
Really hard if you're a public employee.
How hard can their penis get?
Really hard when you can't buy the most anesthetics.
Someday, a governor will say "Fuck it, death by heroin overdose. Use those impounded drugs as something other than police slush fund bonfire material."
How hard is it to make a gas chamber where the gas is CO? It's silent, painless, and works every time.
Not very. But see my comment above. Also, that would be expensive since everything government does costs more than if that thing were done by industry.
I think they should go back to the guillotine. Let's not sanitize killing.
Yeah, I've never understood that. Why screw around with these "death cocktails"? Why not just put the convict out with standard surgical anesthetic, and then kill them with whatever means is handy, knowing they won't feel a thing?
The rich are getting richer faster than the poor are getting richer!
"For most Americans, Dow 20,000 carries little benefit"
[...]
"Despite the spread of 401(k) retirement plans, the wealthiest 10 percent of households own roughly 80 percent of stock market wealth. The Dow's 23 percent surge over the past year has benefited mostly investors who were already well-off."
http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/.....885069.php
Darn those rich people! Can't they get poor?
Unpossible, the media told me all through Obama's tenure that the rising Dow was the sign that the economy was actually in great shape and we were all too stupid to realize it.
Paper wealth that could vanish overnight.
Now, why don't we look at the dismal rates that savings accounts are paying now, and how that impacts the average working person's ability and desire to build wealth.
Man. Those guys change directions faster than Antonio Brown.
Suddenly a rising stock market isn't such a good thing, gosh, I wonder why?
"the wealthiest 10 percent of households own roughly 80 percent of stock market wealth"
BULL. SHIT.
"We *said* 'roughly'!"
It's total bull shit.
What the fuck do you think people's pensions are invested in?
Shit and monocles?
Yours too?
Thousands of Criminal Illegal Immigrants Sent Home After Apprehension at Southwest Border
And this is bad, because...
Seriously, I'm not trying to be shitty, I'm just not seeing it.
Apparently it violates policy because the rubric they use to score each person detained at the border indicates those with criminal records should be handled differently than those without criminal records. Probably on account of the high recidivism rate when you just turn them back instead of remanding them to Mexican authorities.
Because the rotary engine is cool, and I wanted to rub it in the EPA's face.
I prefer Wankel engine, because I'll take any excuse I can to say the word Wankel.
Wankel is a fun word, I just assumed rotary would get more clicks from H&R.
Me with an RX-8 to anyone I could: Wanna see my Wankel?
Magic spinning triangles RULE!
+1 RX-7
My friend SOLD his.
And you bought it?
I wish. The best story was when it started acting up, and he called mazda about it.
"Well, how hard are you driving it?"
"Not terribly, I try to keep it easy on it, it is a little old."
"no no no. you have to redline the things. shift as high as you can, they thrive up there."
They'll spin high RPMs all day, but you'll be buying a lot of fuel.
yeah, they do like the gasoline. It was just funny hearing mazda tell someone to drive it like they stole it.
20 Minutes of Nigel Farage Roasting EU Members
Red meat!
And hard to disagree with what he's saying about EU military interventions.
You SF'ed the link.
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HabIpoGYT38
I'll piss in a bucket for $1.24 million! Any takers?
I bet the teacher is still getting a paycheck.
From Canuckistan:
Canada's media industry needs major federal cash injection
A major report on the crisis in Canada's media industry is recommending changes to Canada's tax system and to the CBC's revenue model to boost funding for private and non-profit news operations, in addition to calling for a $100-million federal investment in the creation of a new Journalism & Democracy Fund.
People won't pay news media, so we should tax the money out of them!
Ah, the "Pure Democracy" in action. Thank, Economist!
Fucking hell, if I have to relive Serbia in the 90s, can I get the female populace to match? Please?
Who's our Slobodan, and does this mean Quebec independence is around the corner?
Who's our Slobodan
OK, in this analogy, Canada is more of a Macedonia, that no one cares about so it gets sit the shit out. While still no one caring about it. Which would make Quebecois I guess Albanian separatists?
I'm not sure who should be more insulted, Quebec or Albania.
Man, we really need to up our game.
If there's one thing that needs to be subsidized because people just won't pay for it, it's mass media.
It says so on the news, it must be true!
TV would never lie to me!
Senior leaders at the State Department have resigned.
Trump's election is just the gift that keeps on giving!
I mean, let them all resign. The entire bureaucracy can be remade. The whole point of those positions is that they live on past elections. These guys don't even know what their role as technocrats is.
The real rulers?
"Senior leaders at the State Department have resigned. So has Border Patrol chief Mark Morgan".
So, I guess the swamp is getting shallower.
And, you know, those State Department people can't be replaced because . . . because they know where all the proverbial bodies are buried?
I guess that's what we're supposed to think judging by that article.
One of my favorite John Wooden quotes is "Never mistake activity for achievement", but no one can rightly accuse Trump of inactivity.
Speaking of fake news: Media Matters Says It Is
Secretly Working with Facebook to Fight 'Fake News'
Now there's a union of retards.
What can possibly go wrong?
Just wait until they run out of cake...
Fighting fire with fire?
What about the homeless? Are they back yet? Why isn't anyone complaining about the homeless?
Pretty sure they all moved to Canada.
*looks outside*
nope.
You can pee all over my face for $23. Any takers?
Are you trying to trick me into asking what happened to number one?
John is out doing fascist stuff.
+1 Bully
Dammit
He just asked for #1 and $23.
Seems a little low. I'd do it for $50 though.
Shouldn't that be #1 not #2?
I'm number 2 because I'm the shit.
I won't pee on your face for less than $50
He'll just send you the bill.
Re: Trump and incrementalism regarding taxes and regulations.
A. Status Quo.
or
B. 75% cut in federal regulations/ plus the Trump tax plan of 4 brackets and clearing low earners off the rolls/15% tax ceiling on business/eliminating marriage penalty and death tax/simplifying tax code.
However this comes with the 20% tariff.
I personally would swap B for the status quo, but I'm curious what people here think.
I don't know. B sounds better till the tariff part. Our government was using tariffs as its main source of funding for a while there, so it at least worked in that era.
I saw something recently that even though most people want to buy american, less than 10% of americans can say they only buy products made here.
If B does happen, I would hope that the resulting expansion in jobs and money and buying power would outweigh the negatives from a tariff that high.
Looks like the wifey and I are having a girl!
That makes one boy and one girl. Sweet, sweet privilege.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Double congratulations for See *Double* You for their *two* children.
Very nice!
Congrats!
Congrats!
Another little libertarian! Maybe we aren't doomed yet.
OH MY G-D IT'S 13 O'CLOCK!!!!!1111111!!!!!11!
Dark Hour*?
On one hand, back to school + dozens of hours of endless grind.
On the other, Japanese totty + awesome soundtrack.
*apologies for idiot talking over the video, couldn't find a clean opening.
CHIE BEST GIRL.
...oh wait, Persona 3. Sorry, that's reflexive at this point.
God help me, while I enjoyed P3 for its stereotypes, I genuinely loved the personalities in P4.
How the fuck do they make a precocious 8 year old so likable I stayed until 2AM on work night to rescue her?!
Not quite.
Wasn't Trump a Putin stooge last week? How does electing someone who is going to give Putin everything he wants increase the chances of nuclear war? Is Trump a mad man bent on international domination or a Putin flunky? Pick a fucking talking point already.
Doomsday Clock started counting climate change as well, so since 2002 we've been closer to doomsday than during the Cuban Missile Crisis because they keep knocking minutes off whenever people don't sufficiently kowtow to the green agenda.
Obama opens the door for Iran to go nuclear, but the REAL problem is climate change and Trump.
Seriously, that's what they said, except for acknowledging that the only real increased risk is Iran and their nuclear program.
Because slow, gradual warming and sea level rise is exactly as bad as full scale nuclear war. Jesus Christ.
Because slow, gradual warming and sea level rise is exactly as bad as full scale nuclear war. Jesus Christ.
I just read the Wikipedia article about the Doomsday Clock... It sounds like a bunch of overpaid dinguses sit around in a room and come up with numbers based on their emotions about the current political climate.
I thought it was some "mathematical model" that claims to predict the nuclear apocalypse based on a bunch of different metrics, but it's not even that. It's just people making shit up.
Five States Are Considering Bills to Legalize the 'Right to Repair' Electronics
A few years ago I went to a local shop to get my iPhone screen repaired. Small storefront in downtown, cash only, just the owner and his wife working there. He had to keep it overnight to fix it.
Last month I visited the same place for another screen repair, this time he had at least 8 people working, a fancier computerized check-in and payment system, nice lobby, professional signage, and a 1-hour turnaround. He had himself a going fucking concern there.
I love America.
He didn't build that.
Nice.
Apparently this is "kiddie porn"
Three boys, ages 14 and 15, provided images of a 13-year-old and two 15-year-old girls without their consent.
and yes, that's the law they're being charged with
Wow a salicious sounding title, followed by a story slim on details, followed by two huge buttons to discuss on twitter and/or derpbook.... And there was the AP all up up in the high quality non biased zone... maybe they're just trolling...
Sometimes I think Dave Chapelle wasn't joking with that whole, "well, just sprinkle some crack on them" thing that cops do.
All good comedy has a kernel of truth to it.
"Tesla's Musk Said to Float Idea of a Carbon Tax to Trump (1)"
http://www.sfgate.com/business.....886114.php
He's hoping to increase the subsidies for his go-nowhere car.
For that, I hope Tesla fails.
Well, you're in luck. It's failing as we speak and has been for years.
Vicente Fox on Twitter. That is all.
I heard Mike Rowe is starting a vacation cruise...
Say whaaaa? Cruise doesn't sound like it's his kind of thing, tho. What about a Mike Rowe retreat in Montana with guns and venison?
I'm down with that!
People selling "special-sauce" for thousands of dollars online
Crusty "Trusted Vendor" Juggler tops list
Asking price ? selling price.
From Langfocus, a topic near to my heart:
CODE-SWITCHING: Jumping Between 2 Different Languages
People around here do it all the time. I overhear people speaking, say, Ahmaric in a restaurant, but 1/4 of the words coming out will be English. I'm talking about just throwing English words and Ahmaric words into the same sentence for some reason. I've also seen tons of foreign commercials that throw in English words for some reason. You'd think they'd have their own word for it, but I'm guessing English sounds cool or something. Asian countries do this the most. I think.
Was just in the bank this afternoon, and the lady ahead of me was talking to the male teller primarily in Cantonese. They kept dumping English words into their back-and-forth, so I was able to follow the gist of the conversation. Interesting.
This is how conversations between me and my best friend end up. His wife still finds it endlessly amusing.
I find it hilarious how liberals are all anti-tax now. Fuckin tribalists.
mmhm. I do enjoy reminding them of how inconsistent they are. They hate it.
Speaking of the Avengers, it may be time to institutionalize Joss Whedon.
I don't mean to be meddlesome, but sometimes it's warranted.
I'm always amazed that he's the person behind Firefly. But then again, tribal folk always suffer from massive cognitive dissonance.
Tim Minear, too! There might be something about collaboration that brought the best out of them both.
Also, Firefly wasn't as good as people claim. I was there, watching it every Friday in first run, so I get to say it!
I think Minear is a legit libertarian, or libertarianish. Supposedly he's the one who pushed that angle in the TV show, but the movie is the most radical of the franchise, and Dollhouse and Avengers both had similar sentiments.
I remember watching a few episodes when it originally aired, and thought it was pretty lame. Airing it out of order and inconsistently probably had a lot to do with it.
This is sacrilege in my household! The only episode I didn't like was the one with the pregnant whore. Although Jayne was in rare form.
Omg that was a great episode. Mal lets down the gruff exterior and bones the red head, even though we were all pining for Mal and Inara to hook up. Ohhhh Season 2 whhhhhyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Gah there would have been a great Mal backstory ep.
It was pretty much that that episode was the most "Western" one, and I hate Westerns.
Loved, loved, loved Out of Gas and the YolSafBridge episodes.
The Message (Mal gets his buddy in the mail, Mal gets buddy killed by being a dick, villains don't shoot witnesses who just told them they know their secret) made me angry. Jayne hat or no.
Ariel was best by far and it didn't use half the cast.
Deadpool proved what I always suspected, Whedon totally fucked up by not giving Morena Baccarin more funny stuff to do.
villains don't shoot witnesses who just told them they know their secret
eh?
That episode was the weakest cause they kept replaying that dudes Message
So dudes come in, shoot the idiot, and Book says basically "You're a dirty lawman out of your jurisdiction."
Somehow that cows them into leaving without blowing up the Serenity and everyone inside it.
Then Mal is like, "Yup, I wasn't gonna hand you in, idiot, but I wasn't gonna tell you that, no matter how agitated you got. Because I'm a dick and fuck people who don't do as I say." (that part was at least in-character)
Then the idiot dies and it's supposed to be sad, because writing.
No, no, no.
Mal shoots the idiot cause he is holding Kaylee hostage.
And the dirty cops leave because of the implication that Serenity knows they are dirty, they are chasing them in a off the books missions, and if they don't leave Serenity's crew was going to leave them as corpses in the canyon cause the rat fuckers didn't have any backup, didn't tell the alliance they were there, and thus, Serenity could fly away scot-free after killing them.
Right, but idiot took Kaylee because (outside "we need him to not be sympathetic when he dies") he thought Mal was gonna hand him over. Mal could have told him "we're not handing you over, idiot." Then shot him if he was still being an idiot. Or could have told him plan straight from the start - this ain't the army no more, Cap'n.
Serenity ain't got weapons. Cops should know that. Still see no reason not to blow Serenity up the moment they undock.
I agree it was retarded of Mal to not just say, "Bro I ain't turning you in." That has always bothered me.
Once the dirt cops send the away team to Serenity though the getting blown away bit is off the table, especially cause Boss Cop went down in person. Which they only did because they thought their cover as cops was still intact. Enter Shepherd Book with the expert knowledge.
I thought it was pretty good, but Browncoats are the fucking worst. YOUR SHOW IS DEAD, it's been dead for over a decade, stop whining about it, or planning for a comeback, Christ.
I thought he really put the point on that by killing off 2 characters. Not comin' back,dudes.
I watched the special features of the DVD a long ass time ago, but the thing that always stuck with me is a bit where they're interviewing Whedon about doing the movie, and he says something along the lines of "I wanted to make one more thing to see if it had a shot, a sort of mouth-to-mouth. Anything after this is just necrophilia."
They are not acting out of reason, but a pain that cannot end.
They were building up to some really great storylines when they got the axe. That's the part that grinds my gears. But I agree that it's way too late for a re-do. And I wouldn't be in favor of getting new, younger actors for a reboot, either.
We need another Feminist Frenzy to get him off Twitter.
Yes, I know he claims it didn't. I still laugh heartily when I think of it.
Quick, dig up that episode of Buffy where Spike almost rapes her and the badass Slayer with superpowers turns into a whimpering woman who can't defend herself!
...I still can't believe some people hold him up as a feminist after that shit.
Season 6 episode 20?
I seem to remember Buffy being injured from a previous fight in the Ep and she eventually kicks Spike off of her. Then come the tears cause you know, BF troubles.
Buffy and Spike FOREVER!
Eh.. Not as bad as my buddy who keeps posting the GIF of Queen Padme saying, "So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."
Trump is a think skinned ego-maniac and not a particular friend to individual liberty. But I have yet to see anything more dictatorial from him than any other recent president.
It's like these people are trying as hard as they can to lose their credibility.
As I often said to overblown critics of Obama, there is plenty of real stuff to criticize the guy for. You really don't need to make shit up.
You can't fool me, this is Trump with cameras off.
Exactly. I never understand* why people need to lie or exaggerate in these instances.
*OK, I get why they do it, I just think it's pathetic
a response to Whedon's tweet reminded me of Robby =
whoops
that was for the purpose of quoting his statement, "The Sea of Not Okay keeps growing"
Did you break the H&R, GILMORE?
Looks like he did. Welp, get those resumes in, people.
My resume says "proficient with edit buttons" in italics, and everything after that is in italics too.
?
Nope, didn't work
When Gilmore fucks something up, it stays fucked.
And there was that 'joke' tweet about raping Paul Ryan with a rhino horn. he's such a class act, that Whedon.
oh well, at least his cult couldn't save him from the backlash against Age of Ultron.
New Journalistic Method #2 (of the week)
Use of the phrase "Crisis Deepens on _________"
Earlier in the week we flagged "Trump Silent on ______" as the controversy-ginning-up method when no one actually does anything.
"Mexican President Enrique Pe?a Nieto has canceled his trip to Washington, D.C."
Again Trump proves his critics wrong. The wall is already keeping Mexicans out.
*havent read the thread yet, will be disappointed if no one else made this joke already
It looks like Vikings has finally given us a real battle scene. They dropped all their cash into a two-episode battle arc. Still would have liked to have seen Bjorn's Mediterranean adventure.
And the chicks kicked some serious ass last night.
I am watching the recording of it tonight. I want to see Ivar finally do in Largatha. I loved that character but it has run its course. When she whacked the other chick, the die was cast. Ivar must kill her and kill her brutally.
Of course, the only man who could muster the resolve to kill Lagertha would be "The Boneless".
I'm OK with killing off Lagertha. If you do a little Wikipedia-ing on these people, you'll see where they're going with the story, and for it to advance, peeps gotta die.
I know Ivar was a famous warrior, so his character is not getting killed off anytime soon, but I fuckin hate that guy. It's more the actor that irritates me than the character. Reminds me of a combination of a young Brian Austin Greene and Justin Bieber.
You leave Ivar alone!! I love that guy.
Mostly OT:
I've realized that most people can only comprehend two positions on Trump:
A: "He's the worst president in history, and he's also literally the next Hitler"
B: "He's the greatest president ever and nothing he ever does is wrong"
I was trying to explain to someone today that I think he's a dunce (especially on economics) but his stated positions are really nothing out of the ordinary and that he's certainly not the next Hitler. I just stopped talking and went back to work eventually because this person kept accusing me of being a "Trump lover".
False dichotomies are their bread & butter.
The hell with these italics?
You know who else forged an alliance with something Italian?
Cleopatra?
Rivera Maya or Cabo. Different regional cuisines, both delicious.
Canada and Mexico. What's the point?
Tulum.
The Onion answered you 15 years ago! True prophets of a bygone era.
WHEN we end up annexing Canada, I think I'm gonna move south of Detroit.
What do they serve there?
Cabo has fish tacos and fried lobster. Good.
Rivera Maya has all that achiote rubbed and banana leaf smoked pork. Good.
That would explain why the Japanese are always cutting them off.
Mmmmmmmm.
Lady Gag!!