Friday Funnies: GOP Saving Parts of Obamacare

Chip Bok - Creators Syndicate

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[Will4Freedom]

Welcome back, Mr. Bok. We missed you.

I won't even complain about the Donkey's eyes being open on life support because he's probably still in shock.

[some guy]

I think that's the point. The donkey knows what's coming. The only problem is that he should be braying about how the elephants are only licensed to practice in Russia.

[Will4Freedom]

"DEATH PANNEL!!!"

[Domestic Dissident]

Agreed, except that it's a jackass.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I like this one. You can never go wrong when you mix furries with cosplay.

[John Titor]

OT: Mattis ain't got time for your LGBT and gender diversity questions, he's got sumbitches to kill.

[Pompey: Ho Class Mothersmucker]

Well that went about the way it should. The duly elected Senator is irritating in that she wasn't satisfied by his very satisfactory tolerant response. A situation of someone with no leverage trying to squeeze blood from a stone.

[invisible furry hand]

psssst... I can do you a nice deal on a secondhand donkey kidney

[Will4Freedom]

You might want to reconsider that offer. From what I hear, it's the insides that are the most rotten.

[Swiss Servator]

Um...so, how much are talkin' here?

[Trigger Hippie]

OT Funny: Matt Welch is aroused by videos of young asian women rubbing their faces into various types of bread.

[some guy]

For Matt, then.

[Trigger Hippie]

Ha!

That very blog was the topic on Red Eye when he confessed to this particular fetish.

I'd link the video but it's over fifty characters and I'm too lazy to learn HTML.

[Libertarian]

I'll never understand political correctness. We certainly wouldn't call a black girl doing this "an African girl" but that website refers to her as "an Asian girl" even though she works in Brooklyn.

[Trigger Hippie]

So what then? Oriental? Yellow face? Zipperhead? Where are you going with this? 😉

[Rich]

Perhaps Matt would enjoy Crazy Korean Girl Making Out With Seafood.

[invisible furry hand]

Rich, it's your fault that I'm posting this again

[Rich]

*splat!* *slap!*

[EDG reppin LBC]

Elephants can't perform surgery because they don't have opposable thumbs. Therefore, not funny.

Happy Friday to reasonoids everywhere. May your beers be cold and your Asian p0rn be hot.

Fuck Michigan. And God bless America!

[Will4Freedom]

True, they don't have thumbs, but they do have quite a bit of mobility in their trunks. Bok doesn't care about reality. it's all about the "funny". (or at least supposed to be)

It being Friday the 13th, with a "Wolf Moon", be very careful when you go to the pub tonight.

*owls hoot... wolves howl*

[Libertarian]

He'll rip your lungs out Jim.

[EDG reppin LBC]

Also, some whiny little bitch on the WFMU chat board was complaining about Trumps' tweeting this morning. I just checked his twitter feed; the Donald is on a twitter tear. Kind of awesome.

[Pompey: Ho Class Mothersmucker]

OH MY GOD THOSE SURGICAL MASKS AREN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR THE ELEPHANT BLOWHOLE. CIVIL SUIT THREAT

[Jerryskids]

I trust that caption is sarcasm - you know damn well the elephants aren't taking the donkey off life support, they're grafting a second terminally-ill donkey onto the first. Or what they think is a terminally-ill donkey, anyway. It may be a dead badger or 12 pounds of rotten pork chops. They're grafting something onto that donkey.

[Will4Freedom]

I think they'll graft a trunk and big ears onto the donkey and call it an elephant. Nothing inside changes, though.

[Will4Freedom]

In fact, it will look a lot like McCain.

[straffinrun]

Shouldn't the donkey be lying on its stomach?

[Zombie Jimbo]

It's always lying whether it is face up or down