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FBI Investigated over Conduct on Clinton Emails, More Trump Team Hearings, EpiPen Gets Competition: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 1.12.2017 4:30 PM

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    The inspector general of the Department of Justice will be investigating the FBI and Director James Comey's conduct regarding how they handled the investigation (and public disclosures) of Hillary Clinton's private server scandal close to the election.

  • Donald Trump's Secretary of Defense pick, Gen. James Mattis, called Russia one of America's principal threats at his confirmation hearing with the Senate, saying they want to break NATO.
  • Trump's pick to head the CIA, Rep. Mike Pompeo said he agreed with the Intelligence Community's assessment that Russia had attempted to influence the presidential election. And while Pompeo had previously defended waterboarding, he told the committee that he would not follow an order to implement interrogation techniques that fell outside the Army Field Manual (meaning: no waterboarding).
  • CVS has introduced a rival to the EpiPen at about a sixth of the price. The power of market competition!
  • The Department of Justice unveiled 227 pages of police reforms and oversight agreements for the City of Baltimore.
  • French far-right leader Marine Le Pen was at Trump tower Today. Aides to the Trump transition team said she was not meeting with the president-elect or any of his staff.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The inspector general of the Department of Justice will be investigating the FBI and Director James Comey's conduct regarding how they handled the investigation...

    A little late to help or hurt Hillary.

    1. Domestic Dissident   8 years ago

      Sad!

    2. bacon-magic   8 years ago

      Freaking work, it's like I'm supposed to be doing something while I'm here.

      1. waffles   8 years ago

        Well they keep paying me, so I keep showing up.

        1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

          Same. Suckers!

    3. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      Hello.

      For eight years they sucked Obama's cock (no matter how poorly he treated the press) and now in an attempt to regain dignity they will try and fuck Trump in the ass.

    4. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      That's not the whole story. There are several people who should have recused themselves for connections to Hillary's campaign that are also under investigation.

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

        Because they failed to help her?

      2. ant1sthenes   8 years ago

        Uh... I notice one major name missing there, or is secretly meeting with the spouse of someone under federal investigation kosher now?

        1. Rich   8 years ago

          Pretty sure that was just "a reasonable mistake of law".

    5. bacon-magic   8 years ago

      Scott is the one to count on though for timeliness.

  2. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

    So Pompeo is in the middle of his confirmation hearing for head of the CIA. Freshman Senator Kamala Harris had a chance to ask a few questions. So guess what she asked about? That's right, climate change and gay marriage.

    1. Zeb   8 years ago

      ?

      Even if it were a serious national security threat (which is a stupid idea), what the fuck is the CIA going to do? Spy on the ice caps or something?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

        There were cameras, she had a shot and she took it.

        1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

          Well, she is replacing Boxer, the epitome of Senatorial intelligence.

        2. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

          I'm always amazed at how these non-scientists quote the "97%" number of climate scientists who purportedly agree on AGW, and then dismiss anyone who questions the climate change orthodoxy as 'anti-science' like Harris did in this CIA Director interview.

          Have you actually looked at any of these 'consensus' papers, Kamela? Did you realize that there is high agreement that the climate is changing, and even that human activity may be contributing, but the degree of that effect is still highly debatable? Did you know that the one paper which has been cited the most on this included less than 80 'scientists', all of whom were personally known by the study author? (80 is not 'all climate scientists' as demagogues usually insist is the case, BTW.)

          I wish just once when one of these grandstanding Congresspersons pulls out this supposed number, that the person they're criticizing would answer "just which study are you citing there, Senator?" And then watch the Kamela Harrises of the world stammer and say, "well, you know, it's well known that studies have shown this, um, eh..."

          1. Ted S.   8 years ago

            They mean "scienticians", not "scientists".

          2. esteve7   8 years ago

            These people are fascists. Believing in manmade Climate Change or whatever has nothing to do with running the CIA. It's more about ensuring you believe in every fucking tenant of progressivism.

            Could you imagine if you were asked that in an interview to be a programmer? Yeah here I see you know Python, Perl, C++ and Java. But what do you think about Abortion?

            ----

            These fucking hearings are a joke. It has nothing to do with seeing if they would be good at the job or not; it's just to spout their worthless opinions and grandstand. Must feel good to act as a witness and not be cross-examined

            1. Celexis   8 years ago

              Do you really think Silicon Valley isn't doing some version of this already?

              1. esteve7   8 years ago

                I'm in SV and have interviewed programmer applicants. No one cares about any of that 'so what are you going to do in 5 years', 'tell me how you're awesome', BS, it's all about if you have the technical skills.

                I can honestly say the only thing outside the technical requirements to do the job I've asked about is what their favorite sports team is. I don't care what it is or if they don't like sports, just to see what they come up with.

                1. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

                  Is it because you don't care if your programmer has no emotional intelligence, or because no programmer has emotional intelligence?

                  1. esteve7   8 years ago

                    lol, i can't tell if you are being snarky or not.

                    Screening for 'emotional intelligence' is just a blanket way to discriminate. Like how universities use 'leadership' as a knock against asian students who get higher test scores.

                    1. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

                      snarky but serious. I hire a lot of techies, but the biggest cause of failure is not that they can't do the technical work, but that they can't function on a team.

                      I had one candidate who explained a prior disagreement with a coworker. He has a long explanation about how this other guy was wrong, and how he got his boss to agree and all this BS.

                      And then he mentioned that the project he was opposing ultimately generated $1B in sales. And he still couldn't understand that maybe the other guy wasn't as wrong as he insisted.

                      In other words emotional intelligence is about solving the right problems.

                      A group that doesn't require emotional intelligence sounds like a sweat shop.

                    2. esteve7   8 years ago

                      I understand that. If you can fit in with the culture and understand others / work well with others, but too often those are buzzwords used by people that don't know anything (not you, obviously).

                      There are some I would never hire just because of their capacity to learn and function well in a team.

                      For example, the reason I was kept on at a previous company after a takeover was because I had experience working in pretty much every department there, and even now I have the operational side many IT folks don't.

                  2. Mike Laursen   8 years ago

                    More that no programmer has emotional intelligence. It's rare.

              2. Mike Laursen   8 years ago

                It isn't. It's hard to find technically competent developers. We're not going to ask about irrelevant stuff like that in an interview, and the HR department would be on your ass if you did.

      2. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

        Go on....

        /CIA

      3. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

        Oh, there's no logic to it. This is just an example of the organized opposition to Trump. They are so fucked in the next election.

      4. John Titor   8 years ago

        Oh, Harris knows about the Reptilians, she expects the CIA to carry the message to our secret overlords.

      5. Episteme   8 years ago

        Perhaps send gay couples to spy on the icecaps?

    2. Not a True MJG   8 years ago

      Damn, beat me to it.

    3. Rhywun   8 years ago

      *laughs*

      "Next question."

    4. Ayn Random Variation   8 years ago

      You know she's being groomed for 2024.

      Damn it feels weird typing 2024.

      1. SimonD   8 years ago

        They'd better have her ready by 2020 (I assume this is ma'am's dumber replacement, Sen. Harris). By 2024, too many people may realize that she makes pond scum seem intelligent and mafia hitmen seem ethical.

    5. Red Rocks Dickin Bimbos   8 years ago

      The only Kamala that was ever worth a damn was Kamala the Ugandan Giant.

    6. SQWRLZ: Deplorable Woodchipper   8 years ago

      Jeessuss Christ!

      You ain't in Cali no mo, and this ain't a potential police chief you're interviewing.
      Your impertinent questions are about as naive and vapid as I can imagine for you, personally, questioning someone who could (will) LEGALLY DRONE STRIKE AMERICAN CITIZENS WITHOUT A TRIAL.

      >:|

      1. SQWRLZ: Deplorable Woodchipper   8 years ago

        Why is she even in this committee?

  3. bacon-magic   8 years ago

    FBI Investigated over Conduct on Clinton Emails
    I knew it, Russkies again.

    1. CatoTheChipper   8 years ago

      Come on, guys, isn't it obvious that Comey is a Russian agent?

      1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

        So he is Yuri!

        1. mad.casual   8 years ago

          No, you're thinking of Clinton and Abedin.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The Department of Justice unveiled 227 pages of police reforms and oversight agreements for the City of Baltimore.

    Just in time as budget cuts had them running out of toilet paper.

    1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

      What are they, the Venezuelan National Police?!

      1. Entropy Drehmaschine Void   8 years ago

        NO ONE EXPECTS THE VENEZUELAN NATIONAL POLICE!

        Our chief weapons are:

        1) toilet paper, beer and currency confiscation
        2) Che' worship
        3) and ....

        Oh, bugger.

  5. Sevo   8 years ago

    Broken-window repair, SJW division:

    "Pao pointed to an effort she has spearheaded called Project Include, aimed at gathering diversity research and providing tools for companies, as an example of the initiatives she would pursue.
    "My work with Project Include was about calling out specific comprehensive solutions, and as I approach my role at the Kapor Center it will be about implementing these types of solutions at scale," Pao said in an interview."
    https://www.yahoo.com/tech/ellen-pao

    What a pile of baffle-gab! Maybe Jesse Jackson's protection racket will have an opening in the future.

    1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      "diversity research"

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

        Researching different things.

      2. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

        "Give me money and we will say your firm is good to go"

        1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

          "Give me money or you know what will happen."

      3. A Cynic's Guide to Zen   8 years ago

        "Social Justice Solutions, Cis-Anglo-Women's Division, this is A-A-ron, how may I direct your call?"

        1. Mad Scientist   8 years ago

          I'm trying to reach D-Nice.

          1. Greg Loves His Woodchipper   8 years ago

            I read in some liner notes that he is not down with BDP anymore and needs to stop frontin'! Hope that helps.

  6. waffles   8 years ago

    The drought is over in Northern California. And the Sierras have the goods!

    1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      Mammoth got way over 10 feet last week

      1. waffles   8 years ago

        So did almost all Tahoe basin ski areas. I'm so ambivalent about skiing this weekend what with the MLK traffic. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The worst thing about California is the Californians.

        1. Citizen X   8 years ago

          It is known.

        2. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

          The stairs DOWN to the slopes.

          A lot of the stuff at the top was closed for blasting. Booms all night.

          1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

            Bigger pic

    2. Ted S.   8 years ago

      For some reason they're bitching about flooding.

      1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

        See my below link. They didn't sent Kamala Harris to the Senate for nothing.

    3. B.P.   8 years ago

      We've had three resorts in Colorado close due to too much snow. I'm headed up this weekend to see what that looks like.

  7. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

    CVS has introduced a rival to the EpiPen at about a sixth of the price. The power of market competition!

    Still don't beat Single Payer. /progderp

    1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      "These treatments are stocked by schools "

      Why???? It's a SELF RESCUE product.

      1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

        "GASP! You think we would allow children to carry around a needle??!?!?!?!?!?!?"

        1. Heroic Mulatto   8 years ago

          ^This^

          Some schools make kids keep their fucking rescuer inhalers in the nurse's office.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   8 years ago

            *rescue

          2. A Cynic's Guide to Zen   8 years ago

            Better that then the tiny mice having to carry it around all day.

          3. A Cynic's Guide to Zen   8 years ago

            In my rash to be funny...

            1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

              Better get that rash checked out!

              1. Entropy Drehmaschine Void   8 years ago

                Might need an Epi-Pen for that rash ...

        2. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

          I just wouldn't trust a kindergartner to inject themselves in a life or death situation. Let the school nurse do it. And in such a case, an ampule of epinephrine is about $2. No need for a $600 self-rescue device.

          1. Ted S.   8 years ago

            Why do you hate the children?

            (Oh wait, you're a libertarian. Of course you hate the children.)

            1. Enough About Palin   8 years ago

              (Oh wait, you're a libertarian. Of course you hate exploit the children.)

              1. flye   8 years ago

                They delayed the confirmation hearing for Puzder (Labor Sec.). Someone should ask him what he plans to do about the rising child unemployment rate.

      2. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

        They often require each kid to stock their own epipen.

        Redundancy

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen   8 years ago

      No one needs more than one type of EpiPen.

      1. Mantis Toboggan, Jr.   8 years ago

        I'm going to have to deduct points for failure to italicize the word needs, Doctor., Otherwise, fine usage.

      2. Entropy Drehmaschine Void   8 years ago

        We need at least 23 types of EpiPen.

    3. Pay up, Palin's Buttplug!   8 years ago

      Single Payer fixes lack of supply due to the FDA banning competitors. /progderp

      1. Holger da Dane   8 years ago

        That's way too self aware, B-

  8. TheZeitgeist   8 years ago

    The inspector general of the Department of Justice will be investigating the FBI and Director James Comey's conduct regarding how they handled the investigation (and public disclosures) of Hillary Clinton's private server scandal close to the election.

    Get the lumps in while you can Hillary; and then, finally, GTF off my screens.

    1. Libertarian   8 years ago

      Meanwhile, not a whisper about the Clinton Foundation investigation.

  9. rts   8 years ago

    Dontrell Stephens' attorney gets approval from federal judge to auction PBSO sergeant's property

    A Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office Sergeant's personal property is now in the hands of the federal government, waiting to be auctioned to begin paying Dontrell Stephens, 23. In 2013, Stephens was shot and paralyzed by Sergeant Adam Lin after he was stopped for riding his bicycle into traffic.

    He [President of the Palm Beach County Police Benevolent Association John Kazanjian] says this is sending a shocking message to law enforcement officers.

    "Is this going to start a precedent now? Now, law enforcement officers are going to be watching over their back for any type of civil suits and you're going to lose your property?" said Kazanjian. "All across the country law enforcement officers are, you know, losing their lives, getting ambushed, getting run over, getting stabbed, all this and now this. Who is going to want to do this job? Pretty soon nobody."

    1. Shirley Knott   8 years ago

      He says that like it's a down side.
      Some jobs shouldn't be done, by anyone.

    2. Ted S.   8 years ago

      Is it too much to hope that there's video of the sergeant being dragged kicking and screaming away from his stuff?

    3. Ted S.   8 years ago

      Is this going to start a precedent now? Now, law enforcement officers are going to be watching over their back for any type of civil suits and you're going to lose your property?

      I bet the bastard thinks asset forfeiture of non-cops is a great idea.

    4. Tonio   8 years ago

      Bullshit. This is the first time I can recall reading about any LEO being held personally responsible for attacking a citizen. Immunity is bullshit, and a root cause of the mess we are in now.

      Also, since LEOs regularly steal shit from "civilians" (asset forfeiture), it would seem that they are just getting a taste of their own medicine. Boo fucking hoo.

    5. Citizen X   8 years ago

      "Is this going to start a precedent now? Now, law enforcement officers are going to be watching over their back for any type of civil suits and you're going to lose your property?"

      Well, one can hope so.

      1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

        OH YEAH, WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE BRUTALIZED, WHO ARE GOING TO CALL? A HIPPIE??

        hth

    6. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      "Is this going to start a precedent now? Now, law enforcement officers are going to be watching over their back for any type of civil suits and you're going to lose your property?" said Kazanjian.

      Yes.

      "All across the country law enforcement officers are, you know, losing their lives, getting ambushed, getting run over, getting stabbed, all this and now this. Who is going to want to do this job? Pretty soon nobody."

      Nobody who shoots random unarmed bicyclists I'll bet.

    7. R C Dean   8 years ago

      Now, law enforcement officers are going to be watching over their back for any type of civil suits and you're going to lose your property?

      Just like the serfs, you mean? Does he really think complaining about something normal people have had to put up with their whole lives is going to get him sympathy?

      1. ant1sthenes   8 years ago

        If it's good enough for doctors...

      2. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

        Can cops contract with the city as "Officer Lawenforcement, LLC" and shield their assets?

    8. mad.casual   8 years ago

      Who is going to want to do this job? Pretty soon nobody.

      According to the FBI, in at least 65 (40.6%) of the 160 active shooter incidents they compiled, citizen engagement or the
      shooter committing suicide nobody ended the shooting at the scene before law enforcement arrived.

      Maybe after they get done pinning a medal on this Nobody's chest they can put him to work tracking down and putting an end to the nefarious reign of Notme.

  10. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Trump's pick to head the CIA, Rep. Mike Pompeo said he agreed with the Intelligence Community's assessment that Russia had attempted to influence the presidential election.

    HACKED the election. HACKED.

  11. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    Joe Biden Awarded Medal of Freedom

    "Heckuva Job"

    1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      Even the MofF Obama manages to ruin. Handed them out like stale Tootsie Rolls.

      'Hey, know what you deserve?'
      'No. What?'
      'A MEDAL! Which would you like?'
      'Not sure. It's like choosing ice-cream!'
      'Take your time. I got access to loads.'

      1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

        Joe wanted the Trans Am key fob.

    2. Celexis   8 years ago

      He then formally resigned the presidency and told Biden "Now do me".

      1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        I lol'd.

      2. Not a True MJG   8 years ago

        I've seen it suggested that Obama step down on his last day, so Biden can be POTUS for a day.

        1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

          Sure why not?

          Michelle too!

          1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

            #bringbackourgirls

      3. TheDefendor   8 years ago

        Thats funny as hell.

    3. Aloysious   8 years ago

      Which aspect of the VP received the MoF?

      "Sheriff" Joe Biden? or "Creepy Uncle" Joe Biden?

      1. Libertarian   8 years ago

        Creepy indeed. If it weren't for youtube, I wouldn't have believed it.

        One instance is a slip. Several instances are a modus operandi.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd8o3WUKP8M

    4. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      Participation trophies for everyone.

  12. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

    "French far-right leader Marine Le Pen was at Trump tower Today. Aides to the Trump transition team said she was not meeting with the president-elect or any of his staff."

    She was panhandling with a Mime.

    1. waffles   8 years ago

      Do they have mimes in Quebec?

      1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        Boh.

        I'm going to guess yes. It's more of a Quebec City or Old Montreal thing I think.

        BUT NONE IN MY FUCKEN AREA I can tell you that.

        1. Aloysious   8 years ago

          Obligatory, for me anyway.

          1. Tonio   8 years ago

            Thank you for that. One of my faves.

        2. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

          Rufus chased his neighborhood mime away ...with a pitchfork.

          1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

            ...in nothing but my underwear...and a clown mask.

            1. But Enough About Me   8 years ago

              Don't forget the ten-inch butcher knife and the hard-on. Accuracy's important.

        3. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

          Just because you can't hear em, doesn't mean they ain't there, Rufus.

          1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

            Are you trying to give me a nightmare?

          2. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

            Nice.

      2. Zeb   8 years ago

        Each town is required by law to have at least one mime.

        1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

          Ah, yes. The Federal Mime Act of '68, wasn't it?

          1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

            The Quebec Act of 1976 outlawed miming in English.

            1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

              *pantomimes applause*

              1. Ted S.   8 years ago

                Don't you mean jazz hands?

          2. Sonoran Desert Rat   8 years ago

            The General Miming Act of 1872

            1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

              Gee, there sure are a lotta acts. Seems like mimes are quite the ubiquitous existential threat.

    2. Jerryskids   8 years ago

      French far-right leader Marine Le Pen was at Trump tower Today. Aides to the Trump transition team said she was not meeting with the president-elect or any of his staff.

      Just there to pee on the beds?

  13. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

    The inspector general of the Department of Justice will be investigating the FBI and Director James Comey's conduct regarding how they handled the investigation (and public disclosures) of Hillary Clinton's private server scandal close to the election

    This is still the IG appointed by Obama or his appointees, right?

    1. Tonio   8 years ago

      Michael E. Horowitz was confirmed as Inspector General for the Department of Justice (DOJ) by the U.S. Senate on March 29, 2012. He was sworn in as the fourth confirmed Inspector General on April 16, 2012.

      1. Tonio   8 years ago

        The above post is a quote from the DOJ OIG website to which I linked.

  14. Aloysious   8 years ago

    This is never going to end, is it?

    Probably not anytime soon.

    1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

      It will probably look a lot different in about 8 days, though.

  15. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The power of market competition!

    I wouldn't even use an EpiPen now if they gave it to me free. How effective could it be if its creators can't even master regulatory capture.

    1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

      *ponders for a moment, then begins applause*

  16. rts   8 years ago

    'Doesn't seem right': Funeral home charges grieving families cremation 'carbon tax'

    MacLeod was told her mother's cremation used enough natural gas to create five tonnes of carbon dioxide, or the amount of natural gas used to heat an average home for almost a year, leading to the $100 charge.

    She sounds fat. Anyway, read on for how business and government in Alberta have no fucking clue how this tax is supposed to work at all.

    1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

      Taxed from birth to death. Also, after death.

    2. Zeb   8 years ago

      This is why I want to be eaten by wild animals when I die.

      1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

        +1 Tibetan funeral.
        +2 Zoroastrian funeral.

      2. Not a True MJG   8 years ago

        Still have to charge you for the carbon output of the animals.

        Should families get a carbon rebate for turning their loved ones into fertilizer?

        1. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

          Not if those animals get eating by animals too.

          1. Not a True MJG   8 years ago

            They gonna fart, aren't they?

            1. Holger da Dane   8 years ago

              They gonna fart, aren't they?

              Timely article.

            2. Holger da Dane   8 years ago

              The short answer: It depends.

        2. Zeb   8 years ago

          Those animals are renewable.

    3. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      "Denny O'Brien
      @Darby Boon we are one of,if not the higheat per capita emitter in the world.

      Canada needs be a leader in trying to help our planet live longer"

      "Brad Spencer
      @Nash Lagutin

      So why bother right? Can I ask you a question? Why does the carbon tax bother you so much? Is it because you don't think your tax dollars will benefit you or because you don't believe in climate change caused by human activity?"

      THAT'LL LEARN 'EM.

      1. John Titor   8 years ago

        we are one of,if not the higheat per capita emitter in the world.

        ...with less population than California, and massive carbon sinks via the whole 'goddamn we have a lot of trees' thing. If anything we're the ones who could do nothing and get away with it.

    4. Entropy Drehmaschine Void   8 years ago

      "tonnes"

      Fucking Kanukistanis.

  17. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    Obama to end policy granting residency to Cubans entering US without visas

    "We'd build a wall if we could, but, you know. Water."

    Give us your tired, your poor, your tempest tossed democrat voters....

    1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

      Cubans immigrants are heavily Republican. Like Vietnamese immigrants. That explains it.

    2. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

      What a pathetic little man.

  18. rts   8 years ago

    And, because I hate you all, gaze on this. If you vomit, it's not my fault.

    1. lap83   8 years ago

      I'm conflicted...is it OK for Liberty to grab his m'f'ing leg if she has good intentions?

      1. Mantis Toboggan, Jr.   8 years ago

        It's not okay if she was part of a sorority of giant statue-women taking advantage of world leaders.

        The Haven Monahan in this scenario isn't clear.

        1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

          Jr., are you Irish(as in the old commenter)?

          1. Mantis Toboggan, Jr.   8 years ago

            Oh, no. I'm a lot less racist. 😀

            Seriously, no. I've taken on many, many handles over the past three-plus years, all of which end in Jr.

            1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

              Sorry.

      2. Not a True MJG   8 years ago

        It works as both glorifying and victimizing Obama; it's America pleading for Obama to stay, and America assaulting the innocent Obama. Top notch stuff.

      3. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

        That looks like some pussy-grabbin' to me.

    2. Citizen X   8 years ago

      It's like mawkish and retarded fucked in my mouth. I hope you stub your toe really bad for posting that. Jesus.

    3. Zeb   8 years ago

      Ugh.

    4. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

      Dang it, rts.

      I wish I hadn't clicked on that link.

      Why do we have some many authority fellaters?

      1. SimonD   8 years ago

        It's just proof than the avalanche of derp isn't going to end anytime soon.

        I expect four years of weapons grade thermonuclear idiocy. It'll be so bad that you'll never hear the actual legitimate criticism of President PussyGrab through all the derp.

    5. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

      I had a sensible chuckle. Thank you.

    6. Ted S.   8 years ago

      Is it not possible with Imgur to link to just the picture, and not the picture with all the Imgur social networking crap around it?

      1. Mad Scientist   8 years ago

        All I see is the image.

      2. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

        https://i.imgur.com/cUBcmWY.jpg

  19. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    ...saying they want to break NATO.

    They and his potential new boss have something in common!

  20. The Late P Brooks   8 years ago

    saying they want to break NATO.

    I thought that was Trump's plan.

  21. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

    Anyone posted this yet?

    CIA nominee. Question on climate change.

    She's half-Indian, so I'm going 100% RAYCISS and blaming the non-Indian half for this stupidity.

    Freshman Democrat Kamala Harris grills CIA director nominee on climate change

    1. Chipwooder   8 years ago

      What a blithering idiot.

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

        Yet she's senator and you're not.

        1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

          Yet she's senator and you're not.

          I would argue that it's because she's a blithering idiot that she represents CA in the Senate.

          1. kbolino   8 years ago

            There is only one qualification to be Senator from California: the ability to funnel money.

        2. Chipwooder   8 years ago

          Hey, Colin Cowherd makes millions of dollars. The world is a twisted place.

    2. $park? is totally a Swifty   8 years ago

      That's like when your pants fall down on your first day at a new school.

    3. Tonio   8 years ago

      She was also quoted on my FB feed as saying that a repeal of ACA would deny people their human right to healthcare.

      1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

        What a stupid woman. And she's got a JD and is a former Attorney General of California?

        1. Tonio   8 years ago

          I'm going to go with mendacious rather than stupid.

          1. Entropy Drehmaschine Void   8 years ago

            Why can't it be both?

      2. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

        It is clearly a human right to healthcare be forced to pay for health insurance at increasingly exorbitant rates.

        It has nothing to do with healthcare.

    4. Heroic Mulatto   8 years ago

      She's half-Indian, so I'm going 100% RAYCISS and blaming the non-Indian half for this stupidity.

      -1 Indian National Congress

      Let's not even get into the Naxalites, shall we?

      1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

        Screw the INC. The only congress I support is Sexual Congress.

  22. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    Intelligence Agencies Leak Details of Call Where They Asserted Vehemently to Trump that They Were Not Source of Leaks

    WTF does it mean when you've got heads of subordinate departments jawboning the press as though they're members of the minority party in congress?

    ""In a Wednesday night statement [to media], Clapper, director of national intelligence, said that in a call with Trump he expressed his dismay over media leaks. Clapper added that he did not believe the leaks came from U.S. intelligence agencies.

    Clapper said he emphasized to Trump that the report was not produced by U.S. intelligence agencies and that they had not judged whether the information was reliable. He did not say the document was false.

    By contrast, Trump suggested in a tweet on Thursday that Clapper agreed that the report was untrue.""

    I love how the media's new posture is "unsubstantiated claims are true until otherwise "proven false" (esp by Top People in Intel)

    1. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

      So the leak was them claiming they were not the source of leaks about a news story involving leaks in a Russian hotel?

    2. gaoxiaen   8 years ago

      I quickly scanned the headline and figured it had something to do with golden showers.

      1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

        Clapper called to piss on Trump's neck and tell him that it was raining?

  23. Chipwooder   8 years ago

    Obama awarded Biden the presidential medal of freedom because....um....reasons, or something

    http://tinyurl.com/jfm3vve

    1. waffles   8 years ago

      Maybe it was for this.

      1. Celexis   8 years ago

        If it was, then it was well deserved.

    2. Injun, as in from India   8 years ago

      It's officially a Participation Trophy.

      1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

        Well, he couldn't very well give him his Nobel Peace Prize, could he?

    3. gaoxiaen   8 years ago

      Best Trans Am in show.

  24. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Aides to the Trump transition team said she was not meeting with the president-elect or any of his staff.

    Depends on what your definition of meeting is?

    1. Jerry on the sea   8 years ago

      Marine Le Pen went to Trump Tower and all she got was a golden shower.

    2. Libertarian   8 years ago

      Or your definition of staff.

  25. The Late P Brooks   8 years ago

    jynx

  26. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    Reuters, your pun-game is weak.

    Trump 'Wades' into LL Bean Flap

    1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

      "It is reprehensible how progressives have bullied her and her family's company," LePage said. "I encourage Mainers and customers around the globe to continue their strong support of L.L. Bean."

      D-Money and Pookie are souless.

  27. MythicalLibertarianWoman   8 years ago

    Greetings, commentariat. Some of you may recognize me as that one who posts comments really really late, after everyone has gone to bed and left the day's posts behind. Most of you probably are like, "who?" It's understandable. But I am making a concerted effort to join you all at a reasonable time of day, to present for your consideration the following new feature: The Derp of the Day.

    You see, I made the unfortunate career mistake a few years ago of becoming an author of YA fiction. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Little did I know that, within a few short years, "interacting with my colleagues" would evolve into "immersing oneself into an ever-radicalizing, mandatory progressive indoctrination camp." And it doesn't seem fair that I should have to suffer enjoy this alone, without sharing all the derptastic hilarity that my oh-so-intelligent fellow authors spew on a daily basis.

    "Because as artists, we have a moral obligation."

    1. MythicalLibertarianWoman   8 years ago

      Today's Daily Derp is from Twitter: "Look, the bottom line is: if you are in favor of taking away people's medical care, you are a bad person. That's it. Your parents did wrong."

      1. waffles   8 years ago

        Hi, if you download this you can't make links and stuff so those truly invested in derp can go straight to the source. As an added bonus it makes it extremely difficult to screw up the html.

        1. MythicalLibertarianWoman   8 years ago

          I don't see any screwed up HTML on my end? But I will note to include the link from now on. Here is today's.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   8 years ago

            Amanda, honey. Look, the bottom line is: if you are in favor of taking away peaceful people's wealth, under threat of deadly force, for the purposes of redistribution, you are a bad person. That's it. I don't blame your parents as I believe in individual responsibility and agency.

            1. Tonio   8 years ago

              [hockey rooting]

          2. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

            Waffles clearly said that 'you can't make links'.

            You can clearly fuck up your English, though.

            1. waffles   8 years ago

              Oops. That's an error. I just wanted to pimp Reasonable. Was that wrong? Am I not supposed to do that?

              1. Tonio   8 years ago

                No, it is a good thing. Because friends don't let friends tinyurl. And italics and block quotes are so much easier to visually process than quotation marks. Thanks.

        2. Volren   8 years ago

          I never knew this existed. Is this why no one ever answers Hank Phillips?

          1. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

            I just installed it, but now I can't see anything I posted. WTF?!?!?!?

      2. R C Dean   8 years ago

        Look, the bottom line is: if you are in favor of taking away people's medical care, you are a bad person.

        First off, I'd like to these people are who are in favor of taking away medical care. I'll wait.

        1. A Cynic's Guide to Zen   8 years ago

          Mad Lib? "I'd like to ___________ these people who are in favor of taking away medical care. I'll wait."

          (Verb)

          1. Aloysious   8 years ago

            ...grab by the pussy?

          2. flye   8 years ago

            peg

          3. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

            blow?

          4. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

            canonize?

          5. Get To Da Chippah   8 years ago

            sterilize

        2. R C Dean   8 years ago

          Dammit. Should be "know who".

    2. Zeb   8 years ago

      Welcome "woman", whatever that is.

    3. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

      Can you link us to your books, or would that drag you out of the closet, with all the petty, vindictive bullshit that would follow from your colleagues?

      1. MythicalLibertarianWoman   8 years ago

        You got it 😉 It's been really difficult to hold back screaming at them, but I fear the power of their gangs. So I'll just anonymously badmouth them behind their backs, haha. I can point you in the direction of the Libertarian Fiction Authors, though. They have some great stuff.

        1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

          Awesome! Damn, you guys need to get Larry Correia in somehow.

        2. Zeb   8 years ago

          "All he wanted to do was sell burritos...All he got was a chance to save the world" must be the greatest thingy on a book cover (insert the appropriate trade term) I've ever seen.

        3. Aloysious   8 years ago

          cool. Thanks bunches.

        4. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

          Tucille's book is on that list, which makes that list legit.

        5. John Titor   8 years ago

          Book pimpin' is totally acceptable behaviour in the H&R comments by the way, everyone and their dog here has apparently had something published. Except Sugarfree, because his editors' faces keep melting.

    4. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

      Can you link us to your books, or would that drag you out of the closet, with all the petty, vindictive bullshit that would follow from your colleagues?

    5. Ted S.   8 years ago

      Derpetologist is actually a woman?

      1. waffles   8 years ago

        I think we all are actually women.

        1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

          I think we all are actually women.

          Pics, all?

          1. waffles   8 years ago

            Here you go, Crusty.

            1. Zeb   8 years ago

              Huh.

              I'm not the crossfit tranny one.

              1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

                *reports spam*

            2. But Enough About Me   8 years ago

              O.M.G.

              I'd totally do most of those! I might even throw a pity-fuck to the ones I'm not attracted to, just to say "thanks for being a libertarian female!"

        2. Zeb   8 years ago

          Tulpa is a woman?

          1. Heroic Mulatto   8 years ago

            If you take the term "bitch" literally, then yes.

        3. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

          That's what Justine Trudeau says.

        4. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

          I thought we were all Tulpa?

      2. PapayaSF   8 years ago

        No, I've met Derpetologist, and he's a man.

    6. PapayaSF   8 years ago

      Welcome, MythicalLibertarianWoman!

    7. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

      'Sup. Pics?

    8. Domestic Dissident   8 years ago

      Some of you may recognize me as that one who posts comments really really late, after everyone has gone to bed and left the day's posts behind.

      You're Michael Hihn?

      1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

        BULLY!

        1. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

          You forgot to close quote /Teddy Roosevelt

      2. A Cynic's Guide to Zen   8 years ago

        Hard to lose arguments against the unconscious.

    9. B.P.   8 years ago

      I have a friend from high school (of the Facebook variety) who writes young adult fiction. She's a pleasant enough person, but terminally ill with social justice blather. It rules every thought and action of her life.

    10. one true athena   8 years ago

      Hello! I am new(newish. I mostly been lurking but I've been commenting lately, just because it's basically the only place I can), and also one of the unicorns (in my case a secret liberatarian woman in the land of the people who would not be caught dead in a neighborhood with any minorities living in it, but sure do talk about diversity a lot). My FB feed is nothing but derp all the way down, so I know exactly that feeling.

      1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

        Guys, Fist is pretending to be female libertarian commenters again. Stop it, Fist!

        1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

          Like I would ever make a comment I couldn't take credit for.

          1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

            That's exactly what you want us to think.

      2. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

        You're going to be asked to prove your gender at some point, my dear. Probably when you least expect it. Be prepared.

        1. one true athena   8 years ago

          ha, some proof you don't want. I didn't claim to be a mythical hot liberatarian woman, after all.

          1. dschwar   8 years ago

            In a desert, any oasis looks inviting.

      3. Episteme   8 years ago

        As someone who posts infrequently, I suppose that it's only fair to cop to being a dude, indeed a very bearded dude?

  28. Playa Manhattan.   8 years ago

    Trump is getting a new presidential limo because of this.

    1. Chipwooder   8 years ago

      That may have played a role in the decision, but he also wanted something more suited to his tastes.

      http://tinyurl.com/jnf6h7g

      1. Greg Loves His Woodchipper   8 years ago

        The ClassiMobile?

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      High centered, bitch!

    3. AlmightyJB   8 years ago

      That's what 5 tons of armor will do

      1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

        Yes.

    4. PapayaSF   8 years ago

      Just add an air suspension so that it can raise itself up when needed.

      1. gaoxiaen   8 years ago

        Those guys that build driveways think that everybody else drives four wheel drives too.

      2. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

        Looks to me as if the air suspension went tits-up in that video.

    5. Libertarian   8 years ago

      "I know just how he feels."

      /Dead Castro

  29. Mazakon   8 years ago

    Sault St Marie Immigration Partnership Asks Citizens to Pledge Against Racism and Discrimination

    The Sault Ste. Marie and Area Local Immigration Partnership (LIP) is proud to launch the 'Take the Pledge against Racism and Discrimination' campaign.

    Visit discoverthesault.ca to 'Take the Pledge' and print your certificate.

    By taking this online pledge, supporters are making a personal commitment to understand, stand against, and act to eliminate racism and discrimination.

    1. Ted S.   8 years ago

      Will they stop their reflexive anti-American bigotry?

    2. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      The Sault! Where the Esposito brothers hail!

      It's been all down hill I guess by the looks of it.

      1. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

        Jesus Saves...Esposito puts in the rebound.

    3. John Titor   8 years ago

      As if I needed another reason to hate Sault Ste. Marie.

    4. gaoxiaen   8 years ago

      Problem solved.

  30. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

    Good grief, someone is feeling frisky at the Beloved State Broadcaster, giving PM Zoolander a full broadside:

    Can't Trudeau enjoy a secret island vacation with a friend whose foundation lobbies the feds?

    OK, it looks bad. The Aga Khan is the head of a foundation that has received millions of dollars in federal foreign aid. The organization is also registered to lobby the federal government. But hear me out.

    First of all, the Aga Khan Foundation does good, important charity work. This would all be much more nefarious if Trudeau spent his holiday sipping cocktails on the private yacht of the head of a foundation I didn't like ? someone who deals in oil, or banking or small-c conservative politics. But the Aga Khan is a good egg, therefore any obvious ethical or conflict of interest breaches ? including the appearance thereof ? should be forgiven.
    ...
    Above all, let's remember that this was just a Trudeau family vacation; there was nothing political about it. OK, so the president of the Liberal Party of Canada and Liberal MP Seamus O'Regan and his husband went too ? a detail revealed only after further media pressure ? but those guys are kind of like family also, no?

    I'm impressed! I guess true lefties are getting antsy about Zoolander and pining for late St Jack (the odds of writer being some kind of conservative are miniscule).

    1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      I didn't know, Pan. I didn't peg you for such an optimist!

      1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

        Optimist? Zoolander was never the committed lefty that the wobbly NDPers and SJWs wanted. They're in for more disappointment than Trump voters!

        1. rts   8 years ago

          But he's soooo dreamy!

        2. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

          Oh he's committed alright....

          /Kramer motion.

      2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

        But you did peg him.

        1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

          What happens in Montreal... (right, jesse?)

    2. Volren   8 years ago

      I remember reading that this morning and wondering how Ezra Levant managed to hack the CBC

    3. R C Dean   8 years ago

      This would all be much more nefarious if Trudeau spent his holiday sipping cocktails on the private yacht of the head of a foundation I didn't like

      So, its still basically principals, not principles.

      1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

        It's...it's satire. She's pointing out the very hypocrisy. The article is well worth reading.

        1. R C Dean   8 years ago

          Read the article? You mean, read it myself?

    4. The Fusionist   8 years ago

      Why is the PM of Canada nicknamed "Zoolander?"

      1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

        Rufus and Pan think he is the dreamiest boy ever.

      2. kbolino   8 years ago

        He's an empty-headed pretty-boy.

      3. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        I'm pretty sure I was the first person on the internet to call him this waaaayyyy back before he was elected.

        1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

          Call Obama. If true, you're more than deserving of the Presidential Medal of Freedom!

          1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

            I'm on it!

            I also just trade marked JUSTINE TRUDEAU!

            1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

              I think Ezra Levant got you beat there, at least.

              1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

                /snaps finger.

                I'll be back.

                1. But Enough About Me   8 years ago

                  I'm miffed that no-one ever uses my moniker for Justin: "The Hair That Walks Like A Man?."

                  You people suck.

                  1. True Scottsman   8 years ago

                    Pretty simple, although your nickname is clever and accurate, just count the syllables. Coke, FedEx, Amazon, 3 syllables is pretty much the max if you want the brand name to stick.

      4. John Titor   8 years ago

        Trudeau reminds us all of Derek Zoolander, in the sense that he's an extremely stupid pretty boy who's speeches are full of vapid emotional appeals that don't actually mean anything.

    5. John Titor   8 years ago

      Christ, I can't believe I forgot about Jackie Boy. Probably why the leftists jumped on the Trudeau wagon so desperately, they've been waiting for their next Messiah to take them to the Promised Land. And unlike Jack, Zoolander won, and they find him lacking.

      1. But Enough About Me   8 years ago

        "Hi. I'm Jack Layton. Most folks around here just call me 'Tug Job.' "

  31. Mazakon   8 years ago

    Home Secretary Amber Rudd's Speech Classified as Hate Incident by Police

    Home Secretary Amber Rudd's speech to the Conservative Party conference on foreign workers was treated as a "hate incident" by police.

    In her speech in October 2016 the Tory minister proposed tougher rules on foreign workers to stop immigrants coming to the UK "taking jobs British people could do".

    Her comments were reported to West Midlands Police by Joshua Silver, a physics professor at the University of Oxford.

    Warning: Autoplay video

    1. Citizen X   8 years ago

      "taking jobs British people could do"

      So, NOT dentistry?

      1. flye   8 years ago

        Or chefs.

        1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

          -6 Jamie Oliver's Italians.

        2. BearOdinson   8 years ago

          In Heaven:
          The engineers are German, the lovers are Italian, the chefs are French, and the police are British.

          In Hell:
          The engineers are Italian, the lovers are French, the chefs are British, and the police are German

          1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

            I never got that thing about Italian engineers. I-taly has an outstanding engineering heritage.

            Police would be more suited.

            1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

              Indeed, in this configuration:

              engineer: French
              lover: German
              chef: British
              police: Italian

              1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

                I can always count on Pan.

            2. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   8 years ago

              The Italians design beautiful cars, but they 'engineer' incredible piece of shit cars.

              Fix It Again Tony is an appropriate joke.

          2. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

            Hail, Odinsson!

            Missed this over the holidays, but here's a lovely animation of Crusader Kings II "song of yuletide", with lyrics in the comments. I thought you might like it.

          3. John Titor   8 years ago

            the lovers are French

            I may have only sampled the colonial version of the French, but this is not a negative.

            1. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

              sampled the colonial version of the French

              Yes, the Quebbies are known for their virulent strep tease.

              but this is not a negative

              Neither was your most recent STD panel.-)

              1. John Titor   8 years ago

                I hope your KGB-mole wife gives you Ukrainian dickrot.

                1. But Enough About Me   8 years ago

                  That's a thing? {looks around nervously}

        3. Zeb   8 years ago

          British food is great is you stick to fried things, sausage rolls, cheese and beer.

          1. flye   8 years ago

            In London I've stuck to Middle Eastern food.

          2. gaoxiaen   8 years ago

            You forgot beans.

          3. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

            Ten years ago, it took me hours to find a pub in London that served fish & chips. Had to settle for a lounge.
            My Anglophile soul cried that day.

            1. C. Anacreon   8 years ago

              When we were in London last summer, my first trip to the UK in 20 years, I was shocked and saddened that you couldn't get fish & chips in rolled-up newspaper in a pub. I was told that serving food in newspaper was "banned by the E.U." What a crock, and something that eliminated a truly wonderful local tradition.

              Perhaps this will return as part of Brexit.

              1. Heroic Mulatto   8 years ago

                I was told that serving food in newspaper was "banned by the E.U."

                Wait, what?

                Brexit couldn't have happened soon enough.

                1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

                  From the Express's hard-hitting dossier on fish & chips:

                  EU rules mean the term fish and chips is gradually disappearing from menus. These days restaurants are meant to specify the precise type of fish rather than using the more vague description, which could include any fish including cheaper substitutes such as pollock and coley.

                  Wrapping fish and chips in newspaper fell foul of health and safety watchdogs in the 1980s.

    2. Zeb   8 years ago

      Sure. What problem could there possibly be with criminalizing taking part in a currently relevant political debate?

  32. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    Europe =

    Its always "Far Right".

    1. Ted S.   8 years ago

      I prefer "non-far-left".

      1. AlmightyJB   8 years ago

        I kinda like "better than you"

    2. BakedPenguin   8 years ago

      Strache also denounced "a political Islam that seeks world domination" - using the kind of language that the Nazis once directed at Jews.

      Yeah, except radical Muslims have actually stated that.

      1. Free Society   8 years ago

        And I don't recall the Jews being renowned for gang-rapes and terrorism and violent crime in general, outside of Third Reich propaganda that is.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   8 years ago

          You forgot Hamas propaganda.

          1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

            Difference being...style of hats?

      2. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

        Yeah, except radical Muslims have actually stated that.

        On the ground in Euro-landia, BP, the line b'twixt "radical" and "moderate" has blurred so much (and skews towards "radical" very heavily), the distinction is, for all intents and purposes, non-existent. Where it used to be militant protesting, it's now simply and calmly stated as a statement of inevitable fact that this will happen, and The West will do willingly.

  33. Drake   8 years ago

    Attention, Ladies: Semen Is An Antidepressant

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/a.....depressant

    1. AlmightyJB   8 years ago

      Sex makes you happy? That can't be right.

    2. ????? ????   8 years ago

      When applied to the face?

      Anyway, as described, the study sounds like confound city. Though it's Psychology Today, so goodness knows what the study actually says.

      1. gaoxiaen   8 years ago

        I tell them it works better as a suppository.

  34. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

    Obama actually doing something good on his way out of DC

    US scraps 'wet foot, dry foot' policy for Cubams. For those unaware, there was a special rule for Cubans that doesn't apply to any other immigrant. If a Cuban refugee makes it to US soil they're automatically legal residents. Or they were until now.

    1. R C Dean   8 years ago

      What difference would it make? I didn't think we were deporting immigrants anyway.

      This one is a safe bet to be reversed by Trump early on, I think.

      1. Chipwooder   8 years ago

        that was the first thing I thought of too - it'll revert back in about 10 days.

    2. paranoid android   8 years ago

      Now instead, presumably, they'll be returned to Cuba to be shot or caged, whichever the regime deems appropriate. What a win for freedom!

    3. GILMORE?   8 years ago

      I don't know if its good or bad, but its being done to appease the Cubans, and provide disincentives to migrants.

      It wasn't part of any pre-conditions for ending the cuban embargo, AFAIK.

      i think "people fleeing communist hellholes" is a decent category of immigrant to offer asylum to. particularly if they have generations of success integrating.

      1. Juvenile Bluster   8 years ago

        It's been done to buy votes from the Cuban refugee community. Which is why Obama waited til the end to kill it.

        One of the issues with it is the danger it creates, as a result of what happens when the Coast Guard spots a boat a few hundred yards from shore. Been more than a few deaths as a result.

        1. GILMORE?   8 years ago

          It's been done to buy votes from the Cuban refugee community.

          I honestly don't get how that works. The Cuban refugee community wants to dissuade people from continuing to escape? That doesn't sound right.

          1. This Machine Chips Fascists   8 years ago

            The original policy was in place to appease FL Cubano voters. Refugees caught at sea are routinely returned to Cuba to face the music.

            1. GILMORE?   8 years ago

              I thought former refugees welcomed new refugees?

              Wasn't it cuban voters who encouraged the US to maintain the economic embargo and do everything possible to undermine the Castro regime? Encouraging people to flee would seem to fit into that.

            2. GILMORE?   8 years ago

              Wait, sorry - you seem to be agreeing w/ me.

              My point was that obama was probably doing it to appeal to the Cuban govt (*or perhaps had even agreed to change that law outside the details of dropping the embargo )

      2. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        They're the sort of people you want because they *know* and can spot bull shit from a mile away.

    4. gaoxiaen   8 years ago

      But I got octopus coming out of my fucking ears.

  35. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    Black guy who burned down black church and spray painted "Vote Trump" on it launches defense strategy = "Nuh Uh"

    its notable how quickly cops identified the guy, for what's normally a nearly impossible crime to 'catch' people @.

    The FBI was helping local police. And the FBI has, notably, not been as easily arm-twisted as other aspects of Justice. This should be a fun one to watch.

    1. R C Dean   8 years ago

      So, does this qualify as a hate crime? Or, given the political comment, as terrorism?

      1. GILMORE?   8 years ago

        the FBI got involved because it was assumed to be a hate crime. they may have handed off the case entirely to local cops after catching the guy.

      2. waffles   8 years ago

        I think it actually qualifies as performance art and this man is owed a grant.

      3. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

        Ask Rahm Emmanuel. I'm sure he can clarify this question about black-on-black crime.

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      And his last name is McClinton. You can't make this up.

      1. flye   8 years ago

        Sounds made up. Maybe the FBI contact is Agent Manfredgensenden.

      2. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

        Parliament Funkagaelic.

  36. Unicorn Abattoir   8 years ago

    he told the committee that he would not follow an order to implement interrogation techniques that fell outside the Army Field Manual (meaning: no waterboardingTrump to Revise the Army Field Manual).

    FTFY

  37. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

    "Have some classy Russian whores shower the terrorists with big league pee."

    1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

      "Make the terrorists read my book...twice."

  38. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    Russia = they want to break NATO.

    so does NATO, mostly.

  39. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    The Department of Justice unveiled 227 pages of police reforms and oversight agreements for the City of Baltimore

    AND THATS HOW EVERYTHING WAS FIXED, THE END.

    did anyone actually read the thing yet? forgive me if i'm not going to take CNN's gloss at face-value

    1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      Next thing you know, Putin is hacking the reforms.

  40. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

    Cosmo harms minors:

    Cosmopolitan Magazine glamorizes things like public, anal, group, violent and risky sex in nearly all of their monthly issues throughout 110 countries across the globe in 35 languages. We are asking that Cosmo be sold to adults only and have the cover wrapped like all other porn magazines in retail shops.

    The fight is being fought by Victoria Hearst, of the Hearst family. Apparently this has been an ongoing crusade of hers.

    1. GILMORE?   8 years ago

      Cosmopolitan Magazine glamorizes things like public, anal, group, violent and risky sex

      Weird, all i saw was cosmetics ads. Is there some hardcore version if it i missed?

    2. flye   8 years ago

      The fight is being fought by Victoria Hearst, of the Hearst family

      Hearst, is she Caesar? To have fights to the death for diversion, murder her workers at whim, smash passages in the fucking wall? A woman of less wealth would be in fucking restraints!

      1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

        No, she is Patty Hearst's sister.

      2. Not a True MJG   8 years ago

        Tell your god to ready for blood.

        And other assorted fluids.

    3. PapayaSF   8 years ago

      In case anyone doesn't know, Cosmopolitan was purchased by her grandfather, William Randolph Hearst, in 1905. It has gone through various permutations, its current one beginning in 1965 when Helen Gurley Brown took over as editor.

    4. Bubba Jones   8 years ago

      In my hood they already put a black cover over the magazine...

  41. GILMORE?   8 years ago

    I'm not going to link to the video where i just saw this, because i think its idiotic, but i have to give credit to whomever coined the name "Talcum X" for Shaun King.

    1. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

      I approve of that nickname.

    2. Swiss Servator   8 years ago

      OK, that is funny.

    3. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      Credit? Hx deserves the Medal of Freedom!

    4. bacon-magic   8 years ago

      Awesome. Rachel Dolezal would be _________?

      1. flye   8 years ago

        Mayo Angelou

        1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

          ^Winner

        2. Heroic Mulatto   8 years ago

          Brutal. Savage. Rekt.

        3. Mantis Toboggan, Jr.   8 years ago

          *standing ovation*

        4. GILMORE?   8 years ago

          Damn son, you've got chops.

          1. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

            He's like...anti-Mike.

          2. flye   8 years ago

            Thanks. Beats work.

        5. R C Dean   8 years ago

          Oh, bravo,flye.

      2. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

        Jackie Brown?

        1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

          Sweet, sweet Jackie Brown.
          She knows how to get down.

      3. A Cynic's Guide to Zen   8 years ago

        Rosa Parkowitz?

      4. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

        Sistah Chowdah

      5. Libertarian   8 years ago

        That reminds me. . . . what is Melissa Harris-Perry doing these days?

    5. Juice   8 years ago

      Very funny, but ... who?

  42. The Fusionist   8 years ago

    Some lawyers think Trump can still be stopped, if only Obama would sue Trump to prevent him from becoming President

    Apparently, a legal memorandum signed by Laurence Tribe and others said that earning money from sales to foreign government entities, even at fair market value, would mean getting "Emoluments" from foreign states, which the Constitution prohibits federal officeholders from doing.

    "The [Emoluments] Clause would thus be violated whenever a foreign diplomat stayed in a Trump hotel, for example, or a foreign-owned bank loaned money to a business in which Trump had an interest, or whenever a Trump entity made a profit on a business transaction with any foreign government or foreign-owned organization."

    So why doesn't Obama just sue to stop Trump from taking office? "It's impossible to know whether such a lawsuit would succeed, but President Obama is so committed to what Politico's Michael Grunwald calls his "no-drama reluctance to pick defining public fights," that he seems unwilling to even try to stand up to the Article II version of the schoolyard bully."

    1. GILMORE?   8 years ago

      "its not a stupid idea even though no one would ever try it, for fear of looking stupid"

    2. Rich   8 years ago

      "It rubs the emoluments on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

    3. R C Dean   8 years ago

      It's bullshit. Emoluments doesn't cover fair market value transactions.

  43. Tony   8 years ago

    Trump is literally picking winners and losers among American businesses via Twitter. Where's the article? Haven't figured out how to blame it on Obama yet?

    1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

      *Collects more tears
      Tony,
      You're going to have to slow down production of the tears, it's bottoming out the market.

    2. tarran   8 years ago

      Tony, I know you are a retard, so I won't mock you, I'll just help you out.

      Paste this into your browser:

      http://reason.com/search?q=trump+crony

      You're welcome.

    3. Crusty Juggler   8 years ago

      It's like a Friar's Club roast in here!

    4. waffles   8 years ago

      Buy the rumor, sell the tweet.

  44. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

    The Democrats finally have something to love about Trump: He's picking winners and losers among American Businesses via Twitter, and the fact that Reason is against it, must mean it's good.

  45. Enough About Palin   8 years ago

    The Department of Justice unveiled 227 pages of police reforms and oversight agreements for the City of Baltimore.

    It's well known here for more than a decade that I hate cops, but that is fucked up.

  46. Ken Shultz   8 years ago

    "The inspector general of the Department of Justice will be investigating the FBI and Director James Comey's conduct regarding how they handled the investigation (and public disclosures) of Hillary Clinton's private server scandal close to the election.

    Yeah, I hear there's a new sheriff coming to town.

    Incidentally, the inspector general at the Department of Justice is one of the ones that's appointed by the President.

    "Presidentially appointed IGs can only be removed, or terminated, from their positions by the President of the United States, whereas designated inspectors general can be terminated by the agency head.[11] However, in both cases Congress must be notified of the termination, removal, or reassignment."

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Office_of_Inspector_General_(United_States)

    Surely, there were people at the FBI and Justice Department who were disgusted by the politicization of the FBI and what that has done to tarnish the agency's image. I remember reading at the height of the scandal that Comey tipped his hand on announcing new emails for fear that the FBI's rank and file were about to go into open rebellion against him.

    "Be sure your sins will find you out".

    Numbers 32:23

  47. sloopyinTEXAS   8 years ago
    1. Ken Shultz   8 years ago

      I smell squirrel.

    2. sloopyinTEXAS   8 years ago
      1. sloopyinTEXAS   8 years ago

        Aw, fuck it.

        1. bacon-magic   8 years ago

          Hang on, Sloopy.

          1. Ken Shultz   8 years ago

            Sloopy hang on.

          2. sloopyinTEXAS   8 years ago

            The inspector general of the Department of Justice will be investigating the FBI and Director James Comey's conduct regarding how they handled the investigation (and public disclosures) of Hillary Clinton's private server scandal close to the election.

            I was saying (twice) that if the investigation wraps in the next week, it will prove Clinton was wrongly and maliciously targeted by the FBI. If it ends in 2 or more weeks, it will prove Clinton should have been prosecuted. And either way, they won't even mention the Bill Clinton-Loretta Lynch tarmac meeting.

            1. Groovus Maximus   8 years ago

              And either way, they won't even mention the Bill Clinton-Loretta Lynch tarmac meeting.

              But Saccharin Man, OTOH...

            2. Ken Shultz   8 years ago

              What I'm hoping is that Obama fires the inspector general at the Department of Justice.

              That would put a really nice cherry on top of Obama's "most transparent administration ever".

  48. Ken Shultz   8 years ago

    "The Department of Justice unveiled 227 pages of police reforms and oversight agreements for the City of Baltimore.

    It was the 227th page that fixes everything.

    228 pages would have been too much.

    1. This Machine Chips Fascists   8 years ago

      Perfectly tuned for success!

  49. Ken Shultz   8 years ago

    "French far-right leader Marine Le Pen was at Trump tower Today.

    The latest polls have her winning the first round but losing the second round by a two-to-one ratio.

    These pollsters are probably having the same complications that made Silver and others say that Hillary had an 85% chance of winning. You're not supposed to support Le Pen in polite society, and when people call you up and ask who you're voting for, you either say goodbye or tell them what you think they want to hear.

    Meanwhile, the problem with the Thatcherite is that Thatcherism is unpopular in France--from an economic policy perspective. Her likely opponent in the runoff is on the record, I understand, for wanting to privatize social security and other things that a libertarian like me would love--but don't necessarily play well with average people in France.

    If and when the center left (aka Socialists) are eliminated from consideration after the first round, there will be a bunch of unionists, government employees, etc. splitting their votes between Le Pen, who's like Donald Trump on trade and economic nationalism, and the Thatcherite, who has campaigned against France's restrictive labor laws in the past.

    I know what the polls say. After Trump, I wouldn't bet against Le Pen.

    1. PapayaSF   8 years ago

      I endorse this analysis.

    2. sloopyinTEXAS   8 years ago

      They still have elections in Europe? I thought they just waited on Brussels to send their unelected overlords to their countries once a year.

      1. flye   8 years ago

        Expand on that a bit, drop in a beat, and you've got yourself a Eurovision song entry.

      2. Pan Zagloba "The Stickler"   8 years ago

        That's for provincials. France and Germany bend EU any way they want to.

  50. Pay up, Palin's Buttplug!   8 years ago

    Donald Trump in Resurfaced 2013 Interview: 'I Do Have a Relationship' With Vladimir Putin

    In response to Thomas Roberts's (MSNBC) question, "Do you have a relationship with Vladimir Putin? A conversational relationship or anything that you feel you have sway or influence over his government?"

    Oddly, the question is not in the video, just the answer and Trump doesn't say Putin's name until well into his answer.

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