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Want to support Reason during this, our webathon week, but also want to spend all your money on a bunch of junk from Amazon? We've got you covered! When you go to Amazon, either for Christmas gift hunting or just for everyday stuff acquisition, start at reason.com/amazon and your favorite magazine gets a little kickback when you shop.
While we have no idea who bought what (don't worry my sweet, paranoid brethren, your anonymity is secure), we do know what products people are picking up using our codes at any given time. And I have to say, you guys are an eclectic bunch.
Men's large space cat t-shirt. Check!
At least some of you are getting invited to parties and/or getting married, since there are cummerbunds and bowties in the mix. well played.
And to the reader who bought not one, but two kinds of liquid smoke: I salute you. Are you the same person who ordered that campfire scented incense and the paleo cookbook?

I'm seeing a fair amount of carpal tunnel prevention, so I'm assuming the commenters are working overtime demanding edit buttons this time of year. Kudos on being proactive about your wrist health. That'll pay off later when you need smooth wrist action to lift your It's on Motherfuckers! pint glass.
Now that I'm thinking about it, The Little Mermaid IS a cautionary tale about rebellion in response to an unaccountable hereditary monarchy. Show your solidarity with Ariel's mutiny by picking up one of these mermaid tail crochet blanket.
If you're doing Christmas shopping, a Captain America: Civil War ornament might be a good idea for the superheroic skeptic of central control in your life.

Most of the purchases are actually books, digital or otherwise: A few copies of The Declaration of Independents and Radicals for Capitalism, plus quite of few of you who are considering home gun manufacture. Elsewhere, someone is enjoying their new hardcover copy of Crap Taxidermy. There's also history, biography, polemic, and much more.
Finally, confidential to the person who ordered a case of Pepto-Bismol chewables: I, too, am concerned about a Trump presidency, but there are limits to these things, my friend.
Of course, you can always do both. One for Reason, two for you. One for Reason, two for you.
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Space Cat! I want the one with the pirate ship also.
I'd suggest a t-shirt with Tony's greatest hits:
I'm a black female
I live in a gated community
I have a master's degree
I have an important job analyzing climate data
I hate poor people
The president is going to kill you libertarians with missiles
Michelle?
You forgot "What if you get hit by a bus?"...
OT: I am currently deep undercover amongst your people. I am up in a primitive wooden guard tower like structure hunting 4-legged mammals. Wish me luck
Deer fort !
He's talking about cows.
Silly West Coast elitist, you don't shoot cows from a stand.
Oh, but I do. I chose which one I want for dinner.
He didn't say anything about shooting them.
He's probably up in the Trump Tower Grill choosing his Trump Steak.
Best of luck in your quest.
Pro tip: the two front legs are called "arms".
Of course I bought 2 kinds of smoke. I don't want EVERYTHING tasting like applewood.
I like to mix apple and hickory
I got mesquite too; I do a lot of Mexican food.
Yeah, I like mesquite. It can be a little harsh if oversmoked but I like the bite.
I've had the assorted 4 pack sitting in my cart forever but haven't purchased it yet.
That's what lead to this purchase. I've only needed to re-order mesquite and apple.
Sunday Grab Bag
OSU students for some reason are reluctant to use the word "terrorism"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45m9F3e1k3w
things get extra stupid around the 3:15 mark
"it's not because one group is worse than another"- they say that, but they clearly don't believe it.
Star Wars Rogue One writers
http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/1.....ald-trump/
So the Empire finally gets to be the good guys.
If you're going to buy anything from amazon, make it the Three Wolf Moon.
Reason friendly link here.
I like wolves.
Those comments are hilarious
werewolf shirt is better:
http://www.animalshirts.net/skeleton/6235.jpg
Better than this?
https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B016C8SFNC/reasonmagazinea-20/
I prefer the Ray-gun one
I'm not going to sugarcoat this: For policy experts, the next four years of the Trump administration will be a waking nightmare.
I'm rooting for steep decline in the McCuckermans' neighborhood property values.
And by experts, they mean idiots masquerading as experts.
King Lear, summarized in 2 minutes by a drunk with a short attention span
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvU9mvDyi0o
Shakespeare's big four in one page
So wait, no one has bought that giant tub of lube yet?
Jesse's marketing attempts have failed.
You mean the one with the George Takei review? God, I so want that to really be George. (I know, I know...)
I was going to link to 55 gallon barrel of lube (Amazon has at least two brands!) but this and this came up in the search and I had to link to them instead.
(Found a 3rd brand of lube that offers 55 gallon barrels on Amazon!)
Fucking blockquote.
Take some of this years money and invest in some dang buttons for the commonly used stuff. They can't be that expensive and if you've got Prime, shipping is free.
This is going to squick you out, but they ain't 'working'. Well, they're working *it*, I guess.
Yeah, the commenters with RSIs... check out the size of that forearm on the dominant arm.
I give up.
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It ain't rocket surgery.
U n l e s s I t y p e r e a l l y s l o w l y m y k e y b o a r d s l i k e t o i g n o r e t h e s h i f t k e y a n d t r a n s p o s e c h a r a c t e r s.
And don't get me started on posting from the phone.
Plus, its a little bit of code to implement a few buttons - its a QoL issue even if its not a Quality of Service one.
What the hell kind of keyboard auto-transposes keypresses and doesn't acknowledge SHIFT?
I'm guessing the problem isn't the keyboard.
Fellow commenters? I have a challenge!
Who can place an order through Reason's Amazon store that is most disturbing and will get its very own special H&R entry?