Trump Is Winning, But So Is Assisted Suicide in Colorado
So, there's that.
Donald Trump is on track to be the 45th president of the United States.
Both FiveThirtyEight and the New York Times' are projecting Trump as the winning of Tuesday night's election, although at this hour none of the major swing states have been called.

On the other hand, it appears that voters in Colorado have approved a ballot measure to legalize assisted suicide.

For what it's worth, assisted suicide is already legal in California, Oregon, Vermont, and Washington.
So there's always that option.
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I don't speak millenial = can anyone tell me WTF that's supposed to mean? Is the idea that "at least people can kill themselves en masse" supposed to be the upside here?
Oh, they could kill themselves already. But now Doctors can kill them too.
Kill themselves, move to Canada, put their nose to the grindstone and pay back those fucking student loans and fully-fund muh SOCIAL SECURITY. All are acceptable paths for the despondent Millennial.
He's saying he'd rather kill himself than live with Trump as president.
MUST. SOCIAL. SIGNAL. ONE. LAST. TIME.
For what it's worth, assisted suicide is already legal in California, Oregon, Vermont, and Washington.
If the camp they send me to is in any of those states, assisted suicide looks like a good option.
Could we please have a poast about ballot initiatives legalizing the demon wheed for fun?
WTF Eric???
/update thread below
The urban areas always report later, so as long as those places go for Trump, HE'S GOING TO WIN!!!
I voted for Jill Stein, against the death penalty and legal weed. Do I get any love?
I'll be perfectly happy to sell you a legal bag of oregano, er, weed, any time you like!
Smooches, racist.
Weren't these same people saying he had 3% chance not that long ago?
It would be fun watching all the MSNBC hosts melt down.
That is the best thing to come out of this right now - all the headless chickens...
"Trump is winning, but so is assisted suicide in CO"
Very subtle, Reason guys.
They fly over CO sometimes.
A trump win is Canada;s loss.
Meh. It's not over until the fat lady sings. I wouldn't be betting the ranch on either outcome yet.
What about cankled "ladies"?
They don't sing. They just keel over. If we're lucky.
USA! USA!
THE BITCH IS GOING DOWN!
^This
FUCK YEAH!
PRAISE JESUS !!11!1!!
until I looked at the paycheck saying $4730 , I did not believe that...my... brother woz like actualy bringing in money part time from there computar. . there friend brother started doing this for less than 7 months and resently paid for the morgage on there home and bought a new Cadillac .......
........ http://www.jobprofit9.com
I should have taken more bets....
YOUR INSOLENCE SHALL BE PUNISHED, ROBERTO
Anyone else remember the polls that said Reagan/Carter was too close to call?
-jcr
That was before I was born.
Burn, baby, burn.