Fred Flintstone Confesses: I Participated in a Genocide
The Flintstones weighs in on the election.
So this came out today:

Here's the summary on the publisher's website:
It's time to "Bedrock the vote!" With the Bedrock mayoral race heating up, the local middle school decides to join in on the fun by holding their own election for class president. Will Ralph the Bully punch his way to victory? Or is there a new kind of candidate waiting in the wings to start a revolution? Meanwhile, Fred and Barney reminisce about their days fighting for their city as part of the Water Buffalo army.
Some pages from the comic are posted here. They don't show that "new kind of candidate," so I don't know whether it's a guy named Bernie Sandstone. But the story does have a Trump stand-in:

Clod's dad Mordok turns out to be the man who demonized the Tree People and led the invasion that wiped them out and seized their land, allowing Bedrock to be built. (He also gave out free hats.) So apparently we've reached the "The Flintstones tackle war and genocide" stage of the presidential campaign.
Some of you are going to complain about this, but come on: Wouldn't you rather live in a universe that contains this comic book than one that doesn't? The next time someone tries to tell you this election has been unrelievedly terrible, just remind him it at least gave us a chance to see Fred Flintstone say this:

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No. I'm fine with a universe without that comic.
Weird. Your comment was squirreled and I responded to the second instance. Now it's gone.
Only in this universe....
Make the Gazoo great again.
Hmm, is the Bedrock Quarry unionized?
That's the funniest part of the comic--a couple of blue-collar rock-breakers, acting like navel-gazing SJW college students.
But dinosaur slavery is okay? Fucking hypocrites.
#DinoLivesMatter
Dicks out for Dino!
"It's a living!" //breaks fourth wall
Did Clodputin build a wall? Was it a beautiful wall?
Paid for by Roxico.
Is it genocide when you kill animals not of your species? Seems more like they participated in a mass extinction.
Actually, they lack the scientific understanding and foresight to recognize climate change when it's slapping them in their overpopulated, foot-powered car driving faces.
That's why it never snows in Bedrock!
I presume the Tree People were still some species of homo. In real life Cro-Magnon wiped out the Neanderthals.
They kept a few as sex slaves.
Our ancestors were the worst.
In real life Cro-Magnon wiped out the Neanderthals.
Yeah, by sexing them up. Death by snu-snu!
The Neandertals got their revenge, though - genes linked to autoimmune disorders have been traced back to the Neandertal contribution to human heredity.
I demand reparations.
Australopithecus.
Always picking on the little guy.
This isn't the line's first foray into topicality, apparently.
This is not canon. Hell, it's not even apocrypha.
So, the lizard people are the Russians and Clod is Hillary?
I didn't know the Flintstones still existed in comic book form. It's both sad and obnoxious that they're trying to inject "serious" politics into something as comically absurd as the Flintstones.
Yes but I would definitely read/watch Raging Fred.
What in the actual fuck is this shit?
What the artsy guy said.
Make sure to catch next week's comics! Elmer Fudd confesses to animal cruelty, the Road Runner confesses to speeding, and Bugs Bunny admits to committing carrot genocide!
Great thinking, let's get on it.
OK that finishes off item 1, next month's plot lines.
Item 2 - despite comic book movies being mega hits, our sales are flat. How do we get kids to buy comics?
Acme "birdseed" my ass.
"Your honor, my client lacks the fundamental capacity to be punished in this fashion. As you are likely aware, the only thing Roadrunner can say is Meep, followed quickly by a redundant Meep. To send this bird to jail for the mere desire to outrun its predators in its declining years would be a travesty and a miscarriage of justice."
Considering, in our world today, the character that's brown, hungry, prone to violence, and willing to execute cockamamie schemes to blow himself up that is usually the victim. I'm gonna say you picked a losing horse. Good luck.
Aloha, Acme-Bar?
*thunderous opera applause*
Maybe I'm weird, but I was one comic lover who never got into or even understood political comics.
I remember TRYING to read Doonesbury back when everyone thought it was amazing. Most of the jokes either sailed over my head or (more often) were just not funny. But I admit back then I didn't realize that Uncle Duke was supposed to be Hunter S. Thompson, so maybe I was too clueless to get the humor.
That's pretty bizarre.
Credit where credit's due, "He says the things I wish were true!" is the perfect encapsulation of Trump supporters.
Hilary Clinton is a terrific woman.
-Gonald Dump, circa 2007, on the Clinton News Network
Though I didn't realize Bill Murray was a Trump fan.
Credit where credit's due, "He says the things I wish were true!" is the perfect encapsulation of Trump supporters.
Except "History is written in the blood of your enemies." and "Clod's name not issue here, lizard people are issue." are way too cogent and on point for *any* of our current crop of candidates.
All supporters of all candidates I'd say. Hell, even those that support a website that proclaims we're living in a Libertarian Moment
Ya know, that Betty Rubble is not a bad looking woman. Sure, she's no Judy Jetson, but still....
Always was and will be superior to Wilma, despite the redhead advantage.
Betty may be cuter, but Wilma is going to put in the work.
WILMA !
Wilma Rocks!
I didn't know The Flintstones had been comicized either-prefer the cartoon version I must say.
David Icke was a false flag operation by the freemasons. It's not rock science, man.
I guess. I've watched enough Star Trek to know that even screwing up something as simple as this comic book could end up polluting this timeline with some porn site paying Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton to bump uglies on camera.
Oh, God. Where did I put that bleach?
If there is even 1 Earth where this has happened, than I really wish Zoom had successfully used the magnetar
I want pop culture that restores my faith in humanity.
I want to see the movie about the Adventist that refused to kill people.
About how the government hated him because he refused to kill people.
About how he helped win the battle despite refusing to kill people.
I want to see the movie where the conscientious objector gets the medal of honor.
Leave the Flintstones the pathetic Jackie Gleason ripoff it was meant to be.
Destroy the Jetsons if you need to. The Jetsons sucked.
Except, who the hell is he to defy the will of the public? He's just imposing his stuffy old religious values on everyone! Why should he get to not kill people when we were fighting the greatest threat to tolerance the world has ever seen!? Damn Fundie! I bet he might even have qualms about baking Stalin a birthday cake!
Sorry, but I have no respect for pacifists. Of course, I don't believe in the draft, nor does "just following orders" excuse anything. But sometimes evil is obvious. And the only reason a conscientious objector could help win WWII at all, was because there were shitloads of Allied troops shooting at Axis troops. Or should we just have held hands and walked into Nazi or Japanese gunfire singing some Psalms? Maybe the Jews in Warsaw should have done what too many others did in Europe, and not fight back.
Pacifist probably isn't the right term for him.
He was willing and eager to do his part for the war--including put himself in danger.
He just wasn't willing to kill people.
He didn't want to be called a conscientious objector because he didn't object to service in the war.
He just wasn't willing to kill people.
He was brave. He risked his life repeatedly. Ran into gunfire to save his fellow soldiers. Took bullets for it.
He just wasn't willing to kill people.
That this made me aware of the existence of a Flintstone Comic means it worked spectacularly.
"Issue not Clod's name! Issue is lizard people!"...Fucking classic
Wow that's so comically bad. Pun intended.
So to truly echo reality here:
Next issue, Wilma runs for office, and we learn of Fred's sordid past whoring it up, selling influence, pardoning crooked financial fugitives, sexually assaulting women and getting blowjobs from a chubby intern at the rock quarry?
Cause otherwise, it would look like more ridiculous propagandist cheerleading from the-OH THAT'S RIGHT.
Yeah, because Donald Trump has given every indication he's bent on genocide.
Fuck, even when I was young enough to watch the Flintstones I wouldn't have been this retarded. Do the people putting out this dreck really think people are dumb enough to believe this? Or is it the people putting out the dreck that are that stupid?
Yes
Leave the Flintstones alone. Politics poisons everything.
Aaaaaaand this is why comics now suck. All SJW all the time.