Brickbat: You Are Not Helping


Jasmine Turner was shopping when she got a call from the Suffolk, Virginia, police. Someone had spotted a child in her car, and they were afraid the child was in danger of overheating. Turner told them she does not have a child and did not see how a child could be in her car but she would be there in five minutes. The cops didn't wait. They knocked out a window only to find that the "child" was just a wig. They left before Turner got there.
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Too bad the cops had left already. "Look at that, officer. The little bastard melted."
Locks Behind Locks. That's what I'm calling this one. A wig, eh? She suffers from alopolicia.
BOO! Your rhetoric is pathetoric, Fist of Recession. This sordid episode just begs for a, "Locks for Love," reference. Once again, your follicular wit is thinning, doomed to an ever expanding bald spot of mediocrity..
Dammit, Scotty, y'all are BOTH all wigged out!
You're just splitting hairs here.
I'm disappointed that they did not shoot the wig. Must be rookies.
Indeed, it could have been a Pomeranian!
A show dog. With papers.
Perhaps if the wig/dog (wog?) looked a bit more like this...
I think that's a Rastafarridog...
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The cop equivalent of ringing the doorbell and running away? next time try the flaming bag of dog shit...
Why wasn't she arrested for possession 'clown paraphernalia ' ?
Because the department doesn't hire quick thinkers. They were in a depressive state after finding out their indignation had no grounds and had wandered off to find some other sport. And, she wasn't there at the time, so finding her would have taken effort (or waiting if they remembered she said she was on her way)
They went around the other side of the mall and started jacking up the skateboarders.
"Nice. Free weed."
the department doesn't hire thinkers...FIFY
Where is the hat tip to RTS?
He was on this 2 days ago.
Hat Tips? *chuckles bitterly* This is the *New & Improved* Reason, Your Immanence. No one, particularly filthy Canuckistanis get these...Hat Tips...of which you speak.
In fact, I am convinced that Charles Oliver isn't even a real, lived, flesh and blood contributor, but just a false handle that The Editors mete out as punishment to other editors and contributors for excessively bad and poorly received blog posts. I'm positive the Brickbats is a lagging indicator of the Editorial vim and vigour 'round here...
likes me some vim & vigor...quivers shamelessly
The ugly truth is that this was a case of racial profiling.
http://www.rastaempire.com/p-5.....m-hat.aspx
Talk about cultural appropriation.
Much Hairdo About Nothing
Wiglet
toupee or not toupee...
The Two Bald Gentlemen of Verona
Actually, Comedy of Errors fits pretty well, or All's Well That Ends Well (as far as the police are concerned).
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