Trump Pledges To Take it To "Crooked Hillary" Tonight in New Ad; Clinton Pledges To Make Space for Everyone

Your first-course for tonight's presidential debate.

Here's two amuse-bouches as a lonely nation warms up its TVs for tonight's final presidential debate. Give Donald Trump credit in this ad: He takes it right to "Crooked Hillary" and pledges that's he fighting for "the American people." She "hasn't done the job and she never will." Like most political pitches, it naturally ends with a request for money.

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton has also released a new ad, one that promises "a place for everyone," an optimistic message somewhat undercut by a soundtrack that sounds eerily reminiscent of The Doors' "The End." "This not an ordinary time and this is not an ordinary election," intones Clinton, who stresses that "her vision of America is one where every one has a place."

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[Ayn Random Variation]

I expect nothing less than a stroke.

[Azathoth!!]

We'd all probably have strokes if Nick and reason finally talked about the O'Keefe videos

[Sevo]

You bet. She promises a place for every plant in the audience.

[Ayn Random Variation]

2 men enter. One man leaves.

[thrakkorzog]

We're not that lucky.

[Fist of Etiquette]

He's going to make her plumb.

[Gene]

Fourth, but first in funny.

[Rufus The Monocled]

Here's hoping Trump goes nuclear.

[To: Trshmnstr From: Hrod [C]]

Amen. I really hope he has become desperate. I want him to start airing Hillary's dirty laundry. He needs to take her down with him. All for the lols.

[DOOMco]

they'll still be rich. It can't be that bad.

[GILMORE?]

Are they live-tweeting tonight?

[Rufus The Monocled]

I can't believe our comments haven't made national headlines yet.

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

I thought they did when Preet Brahara saw them.

[Troy muy grande boner]

That guy that fucks sheep?

[Troy muy grande boner]

That guy that fucks sheep?

[Rufus The Monocled]

Preeeeeet!

/swoons.

[PurityDiluting]

"a place for everyone"
baskets for some ...

[Ted S.]

Miniature American flags for others.

[Zero Sum Game]

Some nice plots at Arlington picked out for quite a few.

[The Fusionist]

"her vision of America is one where every one has a place."

Didn't her fellow Democrat, George Wallace, believe in everyone having a place? *Their* place.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

Yep. Some will, obviously, be at the front of the bus. Others will, of course, be at the back of the bus.

[Troy muy grande boner]

As a white man, I think my place is under the bus.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

As a non-progressive white man, I think my place is under the bus.

A little adjustment, for more accuracy.

[Zero Sum Game]

Even a proggy white man's really got to toe the line and know when to shut his mouth (any time women or people of color are talking and when any other prog is denouncing privilege). Progs are super vicious to their own when they don't precisely subscribe to the SJW commandments.

As an exception to the rule, any prog white male who happens to be gay/trans gets a pass on pretty much anything.

[SimonD]

As an exception to the rule, any prog white male who happens to be gay/trans gets a pass on pretty much anything.

...until he doesn't, of course.

[All-Seeing Monocle]

"For most of you, that place will be under my boot."

[Tom Bombadil]

"her vision of America is one where every one has a place"

Read as:
Everyone will be told their place.
Everyone will know their place.
Everyone will stay in their place.

If Trump had two brain cells to rub together, he could make hay out of this single sentence.

[flye]

"we have to heal our country"

Man, who knew Hillary was so anti-Obama.

[Rufus The Monocled]

You're gonna need a bigger band-aid.

[Akira]

Well, I mean, like, that stupid obstructionist Republican congress didn't let Obama do anything at all!

/sarc

[Zero Sum Game]

So, Trump's ad features him alone, as a testament to his ego. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Hillary's is an ad to tokenism, as a testament to her pandering, insincere, lying ways. Just look at all these icky nobody proles and their spawn I had to hug to get your vote! You'll never understand just how hard it was. I'm in tears.

[Brochettaward]

Everyone will have a space in the reeducation fun-camp in Hillary's America. It's very inclusive.

[Zero Sum Game]

I want to get off Mr. Bones' wild ride.

[Troy muy grande boner]

Will Warty be giving mustache rides?

[To: Trshmnstr From: Hrod [C]]

*shudders uncontrollably and vomits essence of life*

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

That is....some serious vomiting.

[Rufus The Monocled]

Oh, why can't Assange be 'balanced' and go after Trump too?!

http://www.nybooks.com/daily/2.....ing-trump/

These people. Are they for real?

[To: Trshmnstr From: Hrod [C]]

It's literally an entire article of whinyness. There are no facts, there are no arguments, just the bleating moans of a butthurt journalist-scumbag whose empress is being slighted.

[Brochettaward]

I like how they pretend that Ecuador made the decision of their own free will with zero pressure from America.