Honestly, the Only Way To Avoid Saying Microagressions Is To STFU Already
Clark University's handy-dandy guide to not insulting everyone you're likely to meet as a new college student (freshman is a bad word).
Dear College Kids,
When you're done scrubbing your Twitter, Facebook, and other social media of inherently racist Harambe-the-Dead-Gorilla memes, you'll want to check out the latest list of "microaggressions," best defined as insults so meager that even the popularizer of the concept has said universities have distorted the meaning of his term.
So here's The New York Times with a helpful list of examples, courtesy of Massachusetts' Clark University:
WHAT 'MICROAGGRESSIONS' SOUND LIKE
A sampling of language and behaviors called "microaggressions," provided to Clark University students, that universities are urging students to avoid.
- "Of course he'll get tenure, even though he hasn't published much — he's black."
- "What are you? You are so interesting looking."
- Telling a nonwhite woman, "I would have never guessed that you were a scientist."
- When a nonwhite faculty member is mistaken for a service worker.
- Showing surprise when a "feminine" woman says she is a lesbian.
- "You are a credit to your race."
Here's how the Times sets the scene at a Clark freshmen orientation section:
A freshman tentatively raises her hand and takes the microphone. "I'm really scared to ask this," she begins. "When I, as a white female, listen to music that uses the N word, and I'm in the car, or, especially when I'm with all white friends, is it O.K. to sing along?" The answer, from Sheree Marlowe, the new chief diversity officer at Clark University, is an unequivocal "no." The exchange was included in Ms. Marlowe's presentation to recently arriving first-year students focusing on subtle "microaggressions," part of a new campus vocabulary that also includes "safe spaces" and "trigger warnings."
Let's stipulate that there are serious problems with systemic racism in this country (indeed, Reason talks a lot about how discrimination affects policy areas such as education, drug policy, and criminal-justice reform). But let's also acknowledge that there is a serious problem with conflating actual racial bias with "subtle cultural insensitivity," especially when the latter leads to a cult of perpetual grievance that threatens intellectual and academic freedom. More from the Times:
The push to respond to complaints about subtle cultural insensitivity, as well as more overt racist behavior, continues on campuses across the country. About 75 chief diversity officers have been hired by colleges and universities in the past 18 months, according to Dr. Ervin's organization. Ms. Marlowe, a lawyer who most recently was diversity officer at the University of California, Santa Cruz, was also recruited by two other colleges this year before settling at Clark, a manicured campus of about 3,000 students an hour west of Boston in this heavily working-class city. Her two-hour presentation on Aug. 27 aimed to help students identify microaggressions and to teach them how to intervene when they observe one. Microaggressions can be verbal, nonverbal or environmental, she said. "What's an environmental microaggression?" Ms. Marlowe asked the auditorium of about 525 new students. She gave an example. "On your first day of class, you enter the chemistry building and all of the pictures on the wall are scientists who are white and male," she said. "If you're a female, or you just don't identify as a white male, that space automatically shows that you're not represented."
I have no interest in conservative defenses of, say, the American literary canon (the academic subject with which I'm most familiar with). In my grad school days, reactionary professors would claim that "women just didn't write things" back in the early 19th, or 18th, or whatever century. As often as not, that simply wasn't true. In colonial America (and 17th-century England, too), there were many important women writers who were subsequently ignored by later critics who just didn't give a fuck about anything that didn't fit a narrow, cramped definition of "great" literature.
At the same time, the example about a chemistry building given above, is dumb, isn't it? Does feeling comfortable or welcome have that much to do with the pictures on the wall about historically significant figures? And for god's sake, if women have always been equal in accomplishment to men, then why are we constantly celebrating our moral superiority to the past? And yet imagining a world that is still relentlessly hostile to everyone who is not "white and male" is no way to engender higher education, especially in a world that is more equal than ever (and especially at a school such as Clark, which is 58 percent female).
We do a disservice to current students if we tell them to think of themselves only in terms of how maltreated they are (even/especially when attending a college with a list price north of $40,000 a year). As important, we do a disservice to the women, blacks, and others in the past who bore the burden not of microaggressions but of macroaggressions.
How's this for a different mind-set, college freshmen?: Don't be obvious assholes to each other. Recognize you're all at college to learn new ideas, meet new people, and broaden your horizons. Everybody is at least a little bit nervous and out of his or her element. If something that someone says bothers you, bring it up and discuss it in good faith. Alas, some of the people you meet in college will be jerks and don't waste your time with them. But most of your classmates, like yourself, are just trying to figure out who they are and what they can be in this world. Any of us living in 21st century America are winners of the birth lottery; we are just so fricking lucky to be alive here and now compared to even 50 years ago. You've got that—and a thirst for knowledge—in common. It may not feel like it, but you're on the inside looking out. Build on that, and don't limit your reading to what's on the curriculum.
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Excuse me, but it is well settled that Cultural Marxism in college is a libertarian non-issue.
Existence is a microaggression.
As a solipsist, the very fact of everybody else is here is a macroaggression against me.
an actual solipsist would deny that anyone else exists at all
An actual actual solipsist wouldn't even acknowledge anyone else's comment by responding to it.
meh. maybe they would assume that the entire process of talking/commenting was simply projection of an internal dialogue.
Ah well, schizo solipsist, now that's a different story ... every time!
Wait, didn't that dude microaggress on Lena Dunham by not talking to her?
Oh shit! I'm microaggressing Lena Dunham right now! Fuck!
I'm doing it too because I'm thinking in my mind that she looks like a lopsided potato with the charisma to match.
Careful, you'll give Crusty a potato fetish and the Idahoans will never get rid of him.
No, it was "not wanting to fuck her", or rather, 'presenting an image that allowed lena dunham to project his not-wanting-to-fuck-her-on-him'.
If you don't get it, its because you're not schizophrenic
Fuck Gillespie, learn some HTML for cry-eye. Line breaks, how do they work?
"When are you due?"
"I'M NOT PREGNANT."
You know what else is a microaggression? Different fonts or kearning or line spacing or whatever's going on with the last few paragraphs of this post.
Typical first poster privilege right there. Nick can't even find a good replacement jacket and you're hounding him about boring shit like webcode. Fist of Oppressiquette more like.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
Kearning?
I come from a family of typesetters! This misspelling is a slight against my family. I've been aggressed against!
I just wanted to see how long it would take to draw the spelling Nazis out of the woodwork.
Not. Long.
Heil Webster!
*does Webstergru?*
Besides, I think this is a letterspacing problem, not a kerning problem.
A while ago a man came to the daycare to pick up his daughter. I never saw him before so I had to pull the 'who are you?' routine and 'why wasn't I notified?' Anyway, I asked him, 'Are you the grand father?' Big mistake. He was the father. Lesson learned. Never assume or presume.
Shit happens. I'm told shit all the time. And back in University the so-called 'oppressed' were just as capable of saying stupid shit too. I still remember a gay guy freaking out I beat him on a grade. 'YOU got an A+?!" As if I was some sort of retarded gnome. I laughed it off for what it was but what an asshole.
I should add part of my point is move on and don't dwell.
If you dwell, you stew and when you stew you never move on. You just fall further back into your regression.
Seems like incidents like that, or mistaking a black professor for the delivery guy or something, are more embarrassing for the one making the mistake than the "victim" of the microaggression.
"And the horse says, 'Cause I'm a fucking horse.'"
Caption the photo
"More than a handfull is macroagression."
"you are a credit to your race"
"Would you forgive me for thinking you were a dumb bitch?"
"Title IX: A Primer"
"In our parent's birth country, your uncles would stone me for just looking at you because I'm from a lower caste."
Now you are microagressing by assuming they are Indian and not some other kind of Mexican.
"So I grabbed its motherfucking leg and we continued the gang bang...."
Pfft, microaggressions are for pussies.
This. Call me when we starting getting into giga-aggreessions or tera-aggressions. They're much more interesting.
Someone has mentioned Lena Dunham, so, you're in the right place.
that borders on peta-aggression
even quagmire wouldn't giggity that
"Of course he'll get tenure, even though he hasn't published much ? he's black."
"What are you? You are so interesting looking."
Telling a nonwhite woman, "I would have never guessed that you were a scientist."
When a nonwhite faculty member is mistaken for a service worker.
Showing surprise when a "feminine" woman says she is a lesbian.
"You are a credit to your race."
Well, there goes my joie de vivre.
"A freshman tentatively raises her hand and takes the microphone. "I'm really scared to ask this," she begins. "When I, as a white female, listen to music that uses the N word, and I'm in the car, or, especially when I'm with all white friends, is it O.K. to sing along?"
These kids are getting stupider and dumber by the second.
When you are surrounded by mutaween, why is it stupid to check what would raise their ire in safe environment, rather than have your life ruined later?
"Shame on a figure who tried to short sell all my tickers, Bluechip wild, all configured."
"Of course he didn't get any votes -- he's a Libertarian."
As I learned from HR training videos, belittling people based on their political beliefs is just fine.
How are any of these things any kind of aggression at all, micro or otherwise?
A few of the examples are pretty shitty things to say to someone ("you are a credit to your race" leaps out). But who the fuck says shit like that?
I was just thinking the same thing. That is a list of things no one says. And yes, they don't know the meaning of the word 'aggression'.
1899 called - it wants its microagressions back.
"Oh grow a fucking skin"
Is that a microaggression?
Against the skinless.
"It puts the lotion on the skin"
Ableism against those without skin or with skin disorders, and that's without getting into the inherent racial context. Definitely Not OK.
Now you're microaggressing circumcised men.
"You are a credit to your race."
That's definitely something people this century say all the time.
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."
Fine... No more "Freshman".
Freshcunt.
Choice snatch.
I would love to show a recent freshperson class Heathers and watch their heads explode.
"I love my dead gay son"
Just one problematic after another. I should watch that movie again. Been a long time.
I learned the difference between "man" and "-man" in grade nine, when I realized that (a) what we were was still girls and boys, and (b) "freshgirl" or "freshboy" sounded worse than "freshman."
Sheesh, Just bring back dueling already.
The last official duel in Louisiana was in the early 20th century. The challenger was over 6 feet tall and the man he challenged barely over 5 feet. The shorter man had the option of choosing the weapons and location. He chose sledgehammers in 8 feet of water.
That is the story I heard.
I fail to see the advantage.
Unless he was a witch.
I'd say he pretty effectively *negated* any advantage the big guy had.
Gillespie's formatting is a discredit to his race
Until you point your finger at something specific and demonstrate how it constitutes institutional racism, then "Let's not"
In fact i don't think even if that's true that it has anything to do with this 'microagression' bullshit, which is entirely about imposing a mechanism for controlling speech.
Well, there are all the rich white people who seem to think that blacks can't function or get ahead without assistance from daddy government.
But if we aren't counting that I think it's probably better to say that there are serious racial disparities that are the result of long years of systemic racism.
Oh, there is racism, just not where they think it is.
When I saw the Harambe story it popped in my head instantly - they are assuming that, like themselves, everyone thinks blacks look like apes. The lack of self-awareness is stunning.
But what popped in your head was itself wrong, and based on prejudice against progressives; as the article(s) explained, the complaint was based on the fact that an African American student community and the gorilla shared the same name, and that someone might misinterpret comments about the gorilla as being aimed at the student group. It's stupid, but not racist.
Not just saying it to be a jerk -- with the world being racist against libertarians, we can't afford to be anything less than perfect in arguments and facts.
I assumed it was a case of the university mistaking the Harambe memes for Birtherist propaganda, because 'Harambe' is the official motto of Kenya.
Isn't affirmative action by definition institutional racism? But that probably isn't what he meant.
A Hit and Run commenter was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan. He had to take a class in the history of art poems because Obama made a law that said engigrammer majors had to take gen eds in such faggy shit so to dilute the value of STEM degrees so Zuckerberg can hire more Chinese on H1-Bs. DeShawn Washington, the transgender liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor who was born in Harvard was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Milo Yiannopoulos!" At this moment, a cheerleader from Texas started praying for God to intervene. She had big titties, but in a wholesome way and has vowed abstinence until marriage, unlike most American women brainwashed by Zionist mass media propaganda. The professor then said "I will take 20 points off ever test by the white straight men in this class and give it to the illegal immigrant students for social justice." At this point, the cheerleader started crying. She was a gamer, and you can tell that she likes good games and not girl crap.
The brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Hit and Run commenter who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States saw this. He stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock, nigger?" He used the N-word because you should be able to use all words.
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian!"
"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real? then it should be an animal now."
The professor was visibly triggered, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. "You can't say that! I'm reporting you to the Office of Diversity!"
The Hit and Run commenter shouted "FREE SPEECH" and punched the progressive professor in the solar plexus, activating his gay AIDS causing the professor to die immediately. All of the students applauded and then voted Trump, except the Blacks and feminazis who also caught gay AIDS and died. The Navy SEAL Hit and Run commenter then married the cheerleader and saved the white race from extinction by having 1489 children with her uterus when he didn't want blowjobs.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
As if there was any other way....
Seriously, though: "Heroic Mulatto-a national treasure" isn't going far enough.
Hmm, I don't see a snopes entry on this. Must be legit!
"She had big titties, but in a wholesome way"
That is some funny shit right there.
I find it odd he only sired 1489 children, everyone knows the potency of Reason commentators is far beyond that.
I cri evertim
Worst Harambe joke ever.
HM, chiming in super late to say that's worthy of a standing ovation.
Now we are talking.
Also, the Navy SEAL's name was Harambe.
You lost me at Semper Fi. He's Navy.
BUSTED.
DON'T POLICE MY SPEECH!
Semper Fudge.
We say it *ironically*.
That was deeply moving.
But I want to know more about those titties.
Know you know.
I think SF should design a microagression theme park.
Is this a microaggression? "You're not black, you're a good looking white person dipped in caramel?"
+bongo bongo bongo
I don't want to leave the Congo oh no no no no no?
Bingo bango bongo, You're a quadroon taino mongrel and you deserve to know?
http://lifeinhellarchives.tumb.....ary-7-1988
Ziggy says there's a 97% chance that this thread is stupid.
here, listen to this
The "educational" pieces on this topic are always the worst examples.
I once took a harassment course that taught me it was not ok to offer black women fried chicken and watermelon on the first date.
Black chicks always complain that white dudes offer to take them camping on a date.
+1 pitching a tent
Those tits look good in yellow. Such a happy color.
I'd last about five minutes on campus today. "Mom I got kicked out for calling a trans women lesbian dude."
The lack of alt-text is a microaggression. Something like "I'd like to play with your boobs like this". Though I'm not sure that's microaggression, since technically he's asking for consent.
So othering of you to just assume she'd be into guys.
Not even a bullet in the lynx about Cal State's dorm segregation??
OOps. Disregard.
A bullet? Really?
Nice micro-aggression against inner city blacks and the plight of gang violence they're exposed to on a daily basis. Basketball teams have been renamed over such things.
Excellent commentary. But then again, this is Reason.
If you offend someone with a micro-aggression, offer them a micro-apology.
If sophomores aren't allowed to say microaggressive things like "Hey, freshman, carry these trays," are they being microaggressively deprived of their identity as sophomores?