Hey Commenters! Rename the GOP and the DNC with Us!

Use the YouTube comments section or use #RenameGOP or #RenameDNC on Twitter.

As leaders in the Grand Old Party (GOP) and Democratic National Committee (DNC) struggle to figure out their party's evolving base and future, it may be a good time to rename the GOP and the DNC.

To help get things started, Reason TV has compiled 30 Ways to Say GOP and 30 Ways to Say DNC. Go to our YouTube channel to add a few of your own names in the comment section or tweet your own using #RenameGOP or #RenameDNC on Twitter.

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[esteve7]

Why would we give the same thing 2 different names?

[AlmightyJB]

Maybe combined. N.A.Z.I. party?

[WTF]

Statist Authoritarian Scumbags

[Swiss Servator]

You know who else...hey?!

[Doctor Whom]

The Fair, Appropriate, and Sensible Curtailment of Individual Sovereignty for Tolerance Party.

[Citizen X]

Catchy!

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[AlmightyJB]

Deep Nannie Commies

[WTF]

Divisive Nanny Commies

[AlmightyJB]

Grumpy Old Patriarchy

[Hyperion]

+1

[Swiss Servator]

*applause*

[Cyto]

Go to our YouTube channel to add a few of your own names in the comment section or tweet

This site is for libertarians. We don't follow directions well. That's why you don't see the mass media targeting "big libertarian" as one of their prime demographic groups.

[Notorious UGCC]

Run DNC

[Notorious UGCC]

Guess which characters in the video represent the Democrats?

[sloopyinTEXAS]

The Giant Douche Party
The Turd Sandwich Party

Haven't we already been through this? Now vote or die.

[Hyperion]

Dirty Nasty Cunts

I suppose that one is out...

[AlmightyJB]

Derpy?

[kinnath]

Left-Leaning Statist Fucks

Right-Leaning Statist Fucks

[Ship of Theseus]

I like. My version would be:

Thieving Statist Fucks

and

Controlling Statist Fucks

Sometimes they switch roles, 'cause FYTW.

[kinnath]

bipartisanship -- Thieving Controlling Statist Fucks

[Free Market Socialist $park?]

No thanks, I'm a little too old to be playing with millennials.

[Hyperion]

Get off my lawn!

[Free Market Socialist $park?]

Fuck em. The reason that kids keep coming up with new words and shit is because old people keep trying to fit in. It has always been this way so I see no need to get woke to fleek whatever the fuck those words mean.

[Hyperion]

You're not bae, so not bae, amirite?

[DarrenM]

You're never too old.

[Hyperion]

Greedy Oppresssive Plutocrats

[Fist of Etiquette]

Glacial Overall Progress

[Hyperion]

Dystopian Nanny Cult

[Doctor Whom]

Given who is in the lead on Team Blue, Dynastic Nanny Cult

[Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer]

Some of those are really bad.

You're not gonna make America great again that's for sure.

[Notorious UGCC]

Do Not Click

It's not just an acronym for the Democratic National Committee - it's sound advice, especially if you're at work. Even if you're not, you *don't* want to see the Democratic Party's attempt at outreach to millennials.

[Swiss Servator]

I thought this had been settled at Evil Party and Stupid Party?

[WTF]

One is stupidly evil, and the other is evilly stupid!

[Swiss Servator]

"You got your stupid in my evil!"

"You got your evil in my stupid!"

Two great flaws that go great together! Reason's Evil/Stupid Party!

[Krapulent Kristen]

Yeah, pretty sure we renamed the GOP the Stupid Party many years agone.

Maybe we should stick with that theme, and go with the Dumb Party and the Dumber Party, and which one is which depends on that year's particular candidates and legislation.

[Bobarian (Would Chip Her)]

Dumb, Naked Progressivism

and

Geriatric Olde Patsies

[Hyperion]

Geriatric Oppression Pirates

[Eman]

Get Off my Porch!

[DEATFBIRSECIA]

The Evil Party.
The Stupid Party.

Interchangeable.

[Rich]

"That's a man, Baby!"

[Rich]

@Notorious

*** gets coffee ***

[Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer]

+1 Fricken laser beams.

[Notorious UGCC]

Get Out and Party

(the warning for the previous video applies here)

[Hamster of Doom]

Dystopia Now Coalition

Gormless Obsessive Philistines

[Zeb]

This. Just for the use of "gormless".

[lap83]

I like the first one because it's easy to picture Frank Costanza yelling it

[OldMexican Trained Philosopher]

Grand Old Poppycock

Demented Narrow-minded Caricatures

[Hamster of Doom]

Demented Narrow-minded Caricatures

Oh, I like that.

[Jerry on the rocks]

Goldman Sachs United.
Neocon Fairies.
The Collection Agency.

[Rebel Scum]

Damned Nagging Commies

[SugarFree]

Shitheads
Different Shitheads

Rearrange as needed.

[Swiss Servator]

Both sides of the Shithead coin!

[SugarFree]

It's hard to flip.

[Citizen X]

The coin is made of compressed shit and weighs a fucking ton.

[Swiss Servator]

You know who else weighed a fucking ton?

[WTF]

Trigglypuff?

[Citizen X]

Warty?

[Citizen X]

Warty?

[Citizen X]

Warty?

[Citizen X]

Squirrels?

[SQRLSY One]

Hey!

[jmg09]

The governor of New Jersey?

[Hyperion]

Dysfunctional Nitwit Cronies

[Hamster of Doom]

Doesn't Need Consent

Grab Others Property

[HazelMeade]

RNC = Racist Nativist Cowards

[Clint Eastwoodchipper]

^This^

The GOP platform now boils down to: "WON'T SOME STRONG DADDY FIGURE SAVE US FROM ALL THESE SCARY FOREIGN BROWN PEOPLE?!"

[Groovus Maximus]

You forgot to include The DNC, Hazel:

Denying
Non-Native
Crime

I'm sure that was merely an oversight, amirite?

[Notorious UGCC]

Debbie, Nice Cans

In all seriousness, Vogue actually tried a makeover on the DNC Chairperson, haters claim Photoshop was involved.

[Hyperion]

I wonder how much shampoo it would take to get out all those years of grease? Photoshop definitely the easier solution.

[PapayaSF]

Ha!

[WTF]

Had to be some Photoshop, the nose is quite different.

[prolefeed]

If by Photoshop, you mean " swapped out the face for someone younger and much prettier, and swapped out the body for someone thinner and much sexier", then sure.

[Eman]

you can do that in photoshop

[Hyperion]

Depends on Granpas

[Hyperion]

Damnit!

Granpas only Depends

[Hamster of Doom]

So. Close.

[Rhombus Parallelogram, Jr.]

THIS IS NOT A WEEKLY CONTEST. I refuse to participate.

[See Double You]

OT: The following is the top comment on The Economist magazine's latest defense of free speech:

Jesus Christ. There's much assumed in this position its as though the author is completely ignorant of contemporary social science research. First, the majority of people lack the theoretical/methodological training necessary to engage in "rational" debate. Simply observe facebook comment sections for evidence. Second, the majority of people don't want to invest time to understand an issue. Consequently, they mostly rely on stereotypes and prejudices to interpret the world. Third, ingrained prejudices do not die quickly in the light of disconfirming evidence. People typically become defensive and shutdown dissent or isolate from dissenters. Fourth, dominant group members have far more resources to amplify their speech and influence target audiences. This capacity allows them to repress opponents by drowning them out, regardless of their positions veracity. Thus, you cannot understand speech in the absence of power. This eighteenth century idealism espoused by the economist needs to stop yesterday.

Jesus Christ.

[Rhombus Parallelogram, Jr.]

First, the majority of people lack the theoretical/methodological training necessary to engage in "rational" debate.

Experts FTW!

[Hamster of Doom]

Everyone else is stupid. This is known.

[Ship of Theseus]

I actually agree that most people are stupid. The answer to this is not less speech, controlled by the "right people," it's more speech and access to different lines of thinking and free access to it.

[Hamster of Doom]

Everyone else is stupid. This is known.

[See Double You]

Hence squirrelz.

[DenverJ]

It is known.

[Notorious UGCC]

"you cannot understand speech in the absence of power"

So let's give people with power even more power - the power to censor speech?

[See Double You]

The guy also exhorts the author to read Gramsci.

[Doctor Whom]

This boot polish is delicious.

[Zeb]

Good lord. Yeah, most people can't or won't engage in rational debate. This includes the assholes who would make laws restricting free speech.

[Rhombus Parallelogram, Jr.]

If I was participating:

The Trump Party

The Party Without Trump

[Princess Trigger]

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

[sarcasmic]

GOP = Democrats

DNC = Commies

[Rasilio]

DNC = The Prince John Party: all the taxes all for me all the time

RNC = The Cardinal Richeleau Party: Old, likes to pretend to be Holy, itching for a war

[Notorious UGCC]

So the libertarians are the outlaws who hang out in the marry greenwood, making snarky comments about John?

[Notorious UGCC]

Oops, *merry* greenwood.

[Notorious UGCC]

Anyway, the male/female ratio is the same with the Robin Hood gang as with H&R.

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[Suthenboy]

For as long as I remember the commentariat here has been coming up with new names for the two parties. Simply peruse any thread from the last ten years and take your pick.

[Hyperion]

There's the commies and then there's the stupid party who enables the commies.

[Ship of Theseus]

GOP = The Crusaders

DNC = The Maoists

[Fist of Etiquette]

Gangrenous Old Peckers
Dames Need Cocks

Check that out. I'm going with a dick theme.

[John]

Screw for Denmark!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keMkVWDKaiU

Needless to say, it worked. Damn.

[Notorious UGCC]

With a country shaped like that, who could be surprised?

[lap83]

Danes are pretty attractive, so they probably don't need much encouragement

[Clint Eastwoodchipper]

DNC = Denmark(!) New Communists

GOP = Get Off (My) Property [But I'll Take Yours!]

RNC = Reactionary Nativist Cesspool

[Hamster of Doom]

Neuen Deustches Allgemeinheit.

It sounds better in the original German.

[Clint Eastwoodchipper]

Nice.

[Ted S.]

What gender is "Allgemeinheit"? :-p

[Bill Dalasio]

Goofy Opinions Prevail
Dangerously Neurotic Communists

[B. Woodrow Chippenhaus]

Desperately Needs to Control

Grotesueqe Opponents of Peace

[Swiss Servator]

That is a good pair o' names.

[toolkien]

DNC=Racketeers for Power & Control Party
GOP=Control & Power Racketeers Party

[Uncle Jay]

RE: Hey Commenters! Rename the GOP and the DNC with Us!
Use the YouTube comments section or use #RenameGOP or #RenameDNC on Twitter.

GOP = Government Oppresses People
DNC = Dumbasses Never Complain

[lap83]

Grasping Old People

Deceitful Narcissistic Children

[Curt]

Get Off (my) Porch

[Ken Shultz]

The Democratic Party should change their name to "Blacks, Government Employees, and Gays Stand United".

I'd rename the Republican Party "The Gun Club" because that's the only issue they've really got.

[DenverJ]

The Donkeyphants

[TheZeitgeist]

Big Nanny Brother

[Azathoth!!]

Can't help but think that time would be better spent trying to get viable candidates to run instead of buzzfeeding all over the place.

[CatoTheYounger]

Great Oil Pirates

[Trigger Hippie]

The Screwtape Coalition

[Robert]

The Party of Lincoln...Tunneling the Way to Hell.

[Greg F]

DNC - Devious Narcissistic Criminals
GOP - God's of Pathetic

[True Scottsman]

Now this is some delicious click bait!

[PlaystoomuchHALO]

The Deranged Marxist Party of Tyrants and Taxation

The Christian Socialist Party of Tyrants and Taxation

I'll let you figure out which is which...

[jmg09]

Freedom and Peace Party and the Peace and Freedom Party

You know, Orwell and what not.

[sweettea71]

They have one name as they are the same...The Cartel.

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[Scatcatpdx]

DNC
Dam Near Communist

Destructive Nanny Collation

Destroy New Capitalist

GOP
Giving Over (to) Populism

Griefing Our Population

As for me, watching the Republican Party go from the ideas of Reaganism, limited government , and free markets to big government populism.

GOP means Getting Out Promptly

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[tlapp]

DNC:
Don't Need Constitution
Don't Need Coal
Darn Near Collapse
Don't Nix Communism

GOP
Griping Old Progressives
Goofy Old Pansies

Of course the best name was given by Martin Gross when he wrote his 2009 book "National Suicide"

Republicans = Stupid Party
Democrats = Subversive Party

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