Friday Funnies: Trump's Free Media

Chip Bok / Creators Syndicate

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[Fist of Etiquette]

I never knew Quentin Crisp got so much press.

[invisible furry hand]

Hillary Clinton, drag king

[Rich]

*slap!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

*tickle*

[Rich]

Wheee!

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

I dig the plywood paneling

[WTF]

*SLAP!*

[straffinrun]

*Slap*

[Trials and Trippelations]

I come home from the night shift to this!

*SLAP!!*

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

I come home from radiation treatment to THIS??!!!

* SLAP! *

[Will4Freedom]

All the news going on this week and THIS is what Bok finds funny?

Okay, Lad. Why don't you pass the crayons to Payne and take next week off.

[The Hyperbole]

Take it easy on Bok, I'm rather impressed that a grade schooler can get his cartoons syndicated.

[Will4Freedom]

Ahh..... That explains a lot.

[Lee G]

http://i.imgur.com/6pnYQUv.jpg

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

Bok is really on a Chris Matthews kick recently. By the way UC, how's the new house?

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

*UCS

[UnCivilServant]

I'm still getting settled in and working out the routines.

[Swiss Servator]

Got the servant's quarters orphan holding pen set up first, right?

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

God dammit last night caterpillars ate all of my fuzzy gourd (??"?) sprouts. I am so fucking angry! ! Organic gardening is for faggits!!

[buybuydandavis]

Trump gets free media because he makes himself available. The Press can't say no.

[DJF]

So the Press are sluts not whores?

[Swiss Servator]

Aye.

[Hamster of Doom]

They can resist anything but temptation.

[Hamster of Doom]

They can resist anything but temptation.

[ScoobaSteve]

And squirrels...nobody resists the squirrels

[Rich]

"Either those squirrels go or I do."

[Ted S.]

Why can't they be both?

[Libertarian]

This is why we can't have nice things.

"Why don't normal people run for president?

Can't we have some better choices?

Bloomberg Politics reported Tuesday that Kristol was looking at David French, a National Review writer and Harvard-educated constitutional lawyer who served in Iraq and earned a Bronze Star. French is almost completely unknown to the general public, but at first glance, anyone would regard him as the sort of accomplished, upstanding, idealistic citizen who ought to try his hand at electoral politics.

So what happened? Without anyone waiting for confirmation from French ?" without even waiting for Kristol to confirm that he was trying to persuade French to run ?" the Washington political establishment started digging for dirt."

http://touch.latimes.com/#sect.....-87418848/

[WTF]

It's pretty safe to run for office if you have a "D" after your name. The press seems quite incurious about any baggage Democrats might have.

[Doctor Whom]

This. Once, a local Team-Blue politician was caught driving a car that turned out to have expired registration. A police spokespig said that there was no way at the time to determine the car's registration status. The press reported that as the most truly true truth ever, even though anyone who has ever owned a car knows what bullshit it is.

[Pay up, Palin's Buttplug!]

Maybe libertarians should start running as D.'s?

[DJF]

Trump? Trump, who is this Trump fellow?

If he was of any importance I am sure Reason Magazine would cover him and since they haven't, then I can safely ignore him.

[Libertarian]

Can't link the twitter pic, but I've just looked at some stoopid looking (Che shirts, tattoos on knees, etc)people who have been protesting Trump in California. If Hillary were smart (ha!) she'd be calling for these protests to stop. Not only would she look mature and rational (to some) but these freaking protesters are the best thing going for Trump right now.

[Swiss Servator]

*pours out coffee libation for sage*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

Sage , you say?

[superuser]

So what happened? Without anyone waiting for confirmation from French ?" without even waiting for Kristol to confirm that he was trying to persuade French to run ?" the Washington political establishment started digging for dirt.

[superuser]

So what happened? Without anyone waiting for confirmation from French ?" without even waiting for Kristol to confirm that he was trying to persuade French to run ?" the Washington political establishment started digging for dirt.

[superuser]

for confirmation from French ?" without even waiting for Kristol to confirm that he was trying to persuade French t

[KerryW]

The squirrels are getting creative.

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

More like "Stupor User", amirite?

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

OK, late again.

I don't get it. Awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you happen past a Trump rally by accident and are "necklaced" by a radical group of leftist protesters invisible to the media. Obama, Hillary and the press will blame Trump for the "protestors'" acts, but I blame Bush.

Also, fried chicken.

[Brandybuck]

Booosh is always to blame.