Friday Funnies - Hillary Clinton on Libya; Bernie Sanders on Jeopardy!

Chip Bok, Creators Syndicate

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Jeopardy of the Apes?

[Pompey]

For we are the GREATEST apes of all!!!!!

[UnCivilServant]

Why is the question being read by one of the contestants? Where's the third contestant? Where's the Canukistani host?

[Ayatollah Savaranola]

In Soviet America, more than one contestant is both confusing and unnecessary.

[invisible furry hand]

Isn't the correct answer "What are mom jeans?"

[UnCivilServant]

No, Hillary can't go near denim.

[AdamJ]

Would definitely sink her career immediately.

[Suthenboy]

I do find it creepy that she wears the Mao-suit as a uniform. More than just a little bit.

http://www.eonline.com/news/64.....le-history

[Granny Weatherwax]

I wish she'd stay away from the yellow hued ones. They make her skin look like she's suffering renal failure.

[UnCivilServant]

Are we sure she isn't? I've yet to see a recent image where she doesn't look ready to keel over and die.

[Domestic Dissident]

Frankly, it's shocking to me that people aren't talking about this a lot more. To me, she looks even worse than John McCain looked eight years ago.

[Princess Trigger]

You think she likes wearing housecoats and mao suits?

[Libertarian]

"What is having sex with the first black President?"

[Jinx Ovaltine, Jr.]

1) WHERE IS TREBEK'S MUSTACHE??

2) Bernie's not playing - he's really asking earnestly.

[AdamJ]

I think that's Julian Assange.

[Pay up, Palin's Buttplug!]

Trebek shaved it off in 2001.

He regrew it in 2014 and shaved it off in a month.

[Pay up, Palin's Buttplug!]

The Evolution of Alex Trek's Moustache

[WTF]

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!1!!

*SLAP!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[straffinrun]

*Slap!*

[Rich]

*slap!*

[UnCivilServant]

^-- commenter

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!1!!

^-- Quote <--Label <--Metalabel

[straffinrun]

"No really, what is Libya?"

[AdamJ]

He would pronounce it "Libiar"

[Suthenboy]

An unmitigated disaster?

(I refuse to play Jeopardy)

[Pompey]

That white gorilla from the film adaptation of Congo isn't looking so hot.

[Suthenboy]

They age in gorilla years.

[Pompey]

Amy want green-drop drink.

[SIV]

White gorilla? So they're whitewashing animal casting now?

[UnCivilServant]

Less a whitewash and more a peroxide dip.

[Fist of Etiquette]

The Jeopardy of Doctor Moreau?

[UnCivilServant]

Creating abominations against the laws of god and man is very expensive, he needs to finance his work somehow.

[Pompey]

The working title of the excellent film adaptation starring Marlon Brando.

[Pompey]

The working title of the excellent film adaptation starring Marlon Brando.

[Slammer]

Grampa Gulag's farts go *ding ding*... that's so weird.

[Jerryskids]

What's weird is that the *ding ding* sound means he got the question right when the correct question to the answer "Hillary's greatest acheivement and Obama's greatest failure" is "What is the fact that Hillary isn't behind bars yet?"

[UnCivilServant]

Actually, with so many failures, Obama's greatest failure seems to be his presidency.

[bacon-magic]

The character on the right is a Super Predator, his ideology has killed millions and stifled a whole species.

[Mongo]

I witnessed the must-watch Jeopardy match where Wolf Blitzer had the lowest score I had ever seen (something like minus 6000) and Fox dingbat Gretchen Carlson ended up in minus territory though while getting correct some extremely tough answers she missed a bunch unbelievably basic ones too.

The winner?

Cheech Marin!

[Jimbo]

Did the whole stage go Up In Smoke?