Friday Funnies - Hillary Clinton on Libya; Bernie Sanders on Jeopardy!

Chip Bok | 4.15.2016 7:01 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

Jeopardy of the Apes?
1. Pompey 9 years ago
  
  For we are the GREATEST apes of all!!!!!
UnCivilServant 9 years ago

Why is the question being read by one of the contestants? Where's the third contestant? Where's the Canukistani host?
1. Ayatollah Savaranola 9 years ago
  
  In Soviet America, more than one contestant is both confusing and unnecessary.
invisible furry hand 9 years ago

Isn't the correct answer "What are mom jeans?"
1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
  
  No, Hillary can't go near denim.
  1. AdamJ 9 years ago
    
    Would definitely sink her career immediately.
  2. Suthenboy 9 years ago
    
    I do find it creepy that she wears the Mao-suit as a uniform. More than just a little bit.
    
    http://www.eonline.com/news/64.....le-history
    1. Granny Weatherwax 9 years ago
      
      I wish she'd stay away from the yellow hued ones. They make her skin look like she's suffering renal failure.
      1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
        
        Are we sure she isn't? I've yet to see a recent image where she doesn't look ready to keel over and die.
        
        Domestic Dissident 9 years ago
        
        Frankly, it's shocking to me that people aren't talking about this a lot more. To me, she looks even worse than John McCain looked eight years ago.
  3. Princess Trigger 9 years ago
    
    You think she likes wearing housecoats and mao suits?
2. Libertarian 9 years ago
  
  "What is having sex with the first black President?"
Jinx Ovaltine, Jr. 9 years ago

1) WHERE IS TREBEK'S MUSTACHE??

2) Bernie's not playing - he's really asking earnestly.
1. AdamJ 9 years ago
  
  I think that's Julian Assange.
2. Pay up, Palin's Buttplug! 9 years ago
  
  Trebek shaved it off in 2001.
  
  He regrew it in 2014 and shaved it off in a month.
  1. Pay up, Palin's Buttplug! 9 years ago
    
    The Evolution of Alex Trek's Moustache
WTF 9 years ago

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!1!!

*SLAP!*
1. invisible furry hand 9 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. straffinrun 9 years ago
    
    *Slap!*
    1. Rich 9 years ago
      
      *slap!*
2. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
  
  ^-- commenter
  
  NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!1!!
  
  ^-- Quote <--Label <--Metalabel
straffinrun 9 years ago

"No really, what is Libya?"
1. AdamJ 9 years ago
  
  He would pronounce it "Libiar"
2. Suthenboy 9 years ago
  
  An unmitigated disaster?
  
  (I refuse to play Jeopardy)
Pompey 9 years ago

That white gorilla from the film adaptation of Congo isn't looking so hot.
1. Suthenboy 9 years ago
  
  They age in gorilla years.
  1. Pompey 9 years ago
    
    Amy want green-drop drink.
2. SIV 9 years ago
  
  White gorilla? So they're whitewashing animal casting now?
  1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
    
    Less a whitewash and more a peroxide dip.
Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

The Jeopardy of Doctor Moreau?
1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
  
  Creating abominations against the laws of god and man is very expensive, he needs to finance his work somehow.
2. Pompey 9 years ago
  
  The working title of the excellent film adaptation starring Marlon Brando.
3. Pompey 9 years ago
  
  The working title of the excellent film adaptation starring Marlon Brando.
Slammer 9 years ago

Grampa Gulag's farts go *ding ding*... that's so weird.
1. Jerryskids 9 years ago
  
  What's weird is that the *ding ding* sound means he got the question right when the correct question to the answer "Hillary's greatest acheivement and Obama's greatest failure" is "What is the fact that Hillary isn't behind bars yet?"
  1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
    
    Actually, with so many failures, Obama's greatest failure seems to be his presidency.
bacon-magic 9 years ago

The character on the right is a Super Predator, his ideology has killed millions and stifled a whole species.
Mongo 9 years ago

I witnessed the must-watch Jeopardy match where Wolf Blitzer had the lowest score I had ever seen (something like minus 6000) and Fox dingbat Gretchen Carlson ended up in minus territory though while getting correct some extremely tough answers she missed a bunch unbelievably basic ones too.

The winner?

Cheech Marin!
1. Jimbo 9 years ago
  
  Did the whole stage go Up In Smoke?

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