'Obama seeks Cellebrite assistance with Candy Crush Saga backdoor'

|The Volokh Conspiracy |

A sample from a funny April 1 mailing from the Electronic Frontier Foundation, worth checking out even now. Another one I liked:

Oral arguments at the Supreme Court turned ugly today when Apple revealed that a majority of Justices have committed themselves to rule in favor of Apple in all cases. The unwitting Justices ran afoul of a little-known provision of Apple's End User License Agreement, which has now placed the company (AAPL +204%) effectively in charge of the judicial branch of the United States government.