Those jerks at Universal Studios have raised the price of admission as the Wizarding World of Harry Potter prepares to launch next month.
- Donald Trump asserts the need for more waterboarding in the wake of the Brussels attacks.
- The Drug War was a calculated attempt on the part of the Nixon administration to destroy hippies, black people.
- Complaining about unruly students is racism: teacher suspended for political incorrectness.
- Child services rips little girl away from her foster home because she's 1 percent Native American, and thus, must live with extended family per federal laws.