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Campus Free Speech

UC-Davis Students: Sumo Wrestling Fat Suit Amounts to Anti-Asian Racism, White Supremacy

Difficult to distinguish sincere social justice activism from parody.

Robby Soave | 3.15.2016 12:35 PM

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The student government of the University of California-Davis apologized to members of campus who were offended by a sumo wrestling activity that was available during a recent outdoor social event. But a mere apology isn't good enough for students who say the sumo suit appropriated Japanese culture. 

One of the offended is now insisting on mandatory cultural competency training. 

Another student wrote that he felt fat-shamed by the incident and that he is entitled to "reparations payments," though I it seems he's actually just trolling. Still, the difficulty one has distinguishing sincere leftist outrage from satire is telling. 

What's inarguable is that the Associated Students of UC-Davis really did host a block party last month. It included a variety of events, including a "sumo suit" attraction—students could put on giant inflated fat suits and wrestle each for fun. But as we know by now, the words "fun" and "college students" don't belong in the same sentence, unless accompanied by the words "culturally sensitive." 

At least one student complained to ASUCD about the activity, which prompted a formal apology: 

We'd like to apologize for any harm the "Sumo Suit" may have caused you all. This lapse in judgment is completely ASUCD's fault and responsibility alone. 

We are thankful to the student who courageously brought this issue to our attention. We appreciated their honesty and that they took the time to include the history of the Japanese sumo wrestlers (rikishi) and that this activity could be seen as a racially insensitive to Japanese culture. 

This was an egregious oversight and it will hopefully not happen in the future. 

Yes, the student-government believes it was "courageous" to report the sumo suit as a microaggression. 

The California Aggie's story sheds additional light on what was so disturbing about the sumo suit. Cultural studies PhD student Scott Tsuchitani told a reporter that the incident was an example of "white supremacist anti-Asian structural racism." He continued: 

It is pitiful that the ASUCD would pathologize the so-called victims as in need of treatment instead of reflecting more deeply on what is needed to address ASUCD's own failure in this situation. From my limited perspective, I would suggest that the foremost need for treatment might well be for cultural competency training for ASUCD itself. That is much more relevant here than any Orientalist history of sumo wrestling." 

In other words, a cultural studies student and instructor thinks the answer is mandatory instruction in cultural sensitivity. How novel. 

Tsuchitani thinks these things—inflatable fat suits—represent anti-Asian white supremacy in action. I would say that they represent some harmless fun. No one is being deliberately demeaned, and Asian students probably have bigger racial hurdles to overcome than this. One such actual hurdle: universities explicitly discriminate against Asian applicants for admission. I wonder what Tsuchitani has to say about that.

Another student, Phil Jones, wrote on Facebook that "as a Heavy-American" he felt fat-shamed by the body suits. The Aggie reported his comments as sincere, but I'm quite convinced he was just having a bit of fun at ASUCD's expense. In any case, he certainly managed to fool ASUCD. One member of the organization responded to Jones' demand for "reparations payments" by offering to let him give a presentation to the student government on hate speech. 

To recap, one student said sumo suits amount to "white supremacist anti-Asian structural racism." Another said, "I don't appreciate the blatant Fat-Shaming involved with caricaturing one of the few sports traditionally enjoyed by Heavy individuals." The former is sincere; the latter, I suspect, isn't. (I contacted Jones and the The Aggie's reporter for clarification: neither responded). But the fact that it's so hard to distinguish actual social justice activism from parody tells you everything you need to know about the current health of liberalism on campus.

Updated at 3:30 p.m.: Jones confirmed via email that he was trolling. "I find such political correctness to be a danger to free speech and academic expression and was planning on making a deeply ironic, 1984-inspired presentation to the staff before they cancelled on me," he wrote.

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  1. Restoras   9 years ago

    One such actual hurdle: universities explicitly discriminate against Asian applicants for admission. I wonder what Tsuchitani has to say about that.

    What does he care? He's in and that's what matters.

    1. A Bloat of Rhywuns   9 years ago

      +1 anti-immigrant immigrant

    2. DarrenM   9 years ago

      And he's obviously assimilating into the Progressive hive-mind fairly well.

    3. Entelechy   9 years ago

      When will EAFRAE [ Ethiopian-American Famine Refugees Against Eectoagression ] demand a ban on deflatable thin suits?

  2. Just say Nikki   9 years ago

    One member of the organization responded to Jones' demand for "reparations payments" by offering to let him give a presentation to the student government on hate speech.

    Demanding someone enact labor for you is not reparations.

    1. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

      What about the labor of having to listen to his pablum?

    2. Catatafish & Woodchips   9 years ago

      Unless you accept the premise that a pulpit to spew this nonsense is the SJW's preferred currency.

    3. Radioactive   9 years ago

      should have just offered the fat bastard a cheeseburger or forty...

  3. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

    Simple solution, tell these special snowflakes that they don't have a right to not be offended, laugh in their faces. If they cause trouble again, expel them for disrupting the students who are there to learn.

    1. Radioactive   9 years ago

      oh you poor deluded fool...

    2. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   9 years ago

      Pretty sure the Progs think this is the only action still worthy of the gas chamber.

  4. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

    In the world we live in, this happened.

    AUSTIN/MAIVIA 2016

    1. Tak Kak   9 years ago

      Poor stunner selling by Trump there.

  5. BiMonSciFiCon   9 years ago

    "From my limited perspective"

    You got one thing right.

  6. PBR Streetgang   9 years ago

    Is that a pic of Chuck Schumer?

    1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

      No, there's a lack of a microphone and press crew.

  7. Doctor Whom   9 years ago

    Poe's law: It's not just for religious fundamentalists anymore.

  8. Lee G   9 years ago

    It was just a matter of time I guess.

    We are thankful to the student who courageously brought this issue to our attention.

    Liar, liar, mawashi on fire

  9. Zeb   9 years ago

    Just once I'd like to see a student group issue a statement that says "we have nothing to apologize for and you can all get fucked."

    1. wFt   9 years ago

      Now THAT would be courageous!

    2. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

      They generally end up having to sue the school after the retaliation by administrators for the wrongthink.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

        Thus a moneymaking scheme is hatched.

    3. Bob K   9 years ago

      They should make this mandatory viewing before entering college.

      https://vimeo.com/33677884

  10. IceTrey   9 years ago

    Poe's law strikes again. How can putting on a sumo suit be anti-Asian? If they were anti-Asian wouldn't they refuse to put it on? Pretending to be Asian is anti-Asian? Makes sense. Not. A few years ago one of the biggest sumo stars was a Hawaiian. Is a sumo suit anti-Hawaiian too? Does that make it anti-American?

    1. A Bloat of Rhywuns   9 years ago

      Probably a Hawaiian of Japanese descent?

      1. cgr2727   9 years ago

        Probably a sleeper-agent. Remember Pearl Harbor!

        1. thecelebrity3   9 years ago

          "Too soon." ? Slowpoke.

    2. Chevy the Mulched   9 years ago

      I'm pretty sure donning a basketball jersey is anti-black. Clearly, hockey apparel must be construed as anti-white.

  11. Chipwooder   9 years ago

    Fat fucks are now "Heavy-Americans"? If you pitched this shit as a script 15 years ago, maybe as a sequel to PCU, you would have been laughed out of the room.

    As a fat fuck myself, I can call a spade a spade here.

    Wait a minute....I denounce myself for that egregious microaggression.

    1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

      I denounce myself for that egregious microaggression

      Fuck you you fat fuck, this fat bastard isn't going to let anyone claim to microagress against lardasses. It's our own damn fault we're like this and pretending it's hurtful to say so is more damaging than giving the truth.

      1. Chipwooder   9 years ago

        I was talking about "call a spade a spade"

        1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

          What to angular-tipped shovels have to do with anything?

        2. Radioactive   9 years ago

          never call a spade a spade when you can call it a fucking shovel

          1. cgr2727   9 years ago

            Never call it a spear-chucker when you can call it an atlatl, or a jig when you can call it an assembly fixture.

    2. Drake   9 years ago

      I thought you people preferred "gravationally challenged"?

      1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

        Don't be silly, the Gravitationally Challenged are low-mass individuals who exert less pull on other celestial bodies.

      2. Doctor Whom   9 years ago

        You will please refer to me as differently tall.

        1. Citizen X   9 years ago

          "Horizontally heightened"

          "Radially enhanced"

          1. Spartacus   9 years ago

            I like radially enhanced. Everyone knows that the sphere is the ideal solid figure, so "morphically optimized" would work as well.

      3. Radioactive   9 years ago

        horizontally enabled...get it right you skinny prick!!!

      4. EvilWayz   9 years ago

        I've always liked "dense."

    3. Zeb   9 years ago

      In my experience, most fat people still describe themselves as "fat". Even those who want some kind of "social justice" for fatties.

    4. Scarecrow & WoodChipper Repair   9 years ago

      egregious microaggression

      Wouldn't that be super-egregious macroaggression?

  12. Princess Trigger   9 years ago

    You're starting to get the drift, Robby.
    Cui Bono?
    These special snowflakes are realizing they've picked a losing degree. There are a finite number of 'diversity trainers' and EEO investigators needed by corporate Murica - and those positions are filled with the first wave of these ethnic studies grads. So there is only two other places to MAKE the demand - Government and the Academy. All this shit is to get some employment and make those student loan payments.

    See this story from last fall about how students are getting value of the ethnic studies majors and going someplace else.
    http://bigstory.ap.org/article.....challenges

  13. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   9 years ago

    Can we all agree that the disappearance of huge, papier mache after 2008 is a relief?

    1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   9 years ago

      papier mache heads.*

      1. Marty Comanche   9 years ago

        If Portlandia is to be trusted, they're all doing kids' birthday parties now.

  14. wFt   9 years ago

    Aside from making for some decent lunchtime entertainment, these stories of campus PC outrage get me to wondering: at just point will the ludicrousness tip the scale [and earn a hearty fuck you]? As of this writing there seems to be no limit, but at some point in the not too distant future it is easy to imagine every group so offended by the very existence of the other that an actual impasse is reached, where no one can go anywhere, say or do anything, that is not subject to a grievance and demand for apologies, mandatory sensitivity training, and compensation. That is pretty much what unrestrained toddlers do, tantrum until they get what they want.

    Meanwhile I will continue to log in just to watch the show. The real danger being of course that these snowflakes will somehow manage to graduate from these esteemed institutions of higher learning and move on to government, which of course is the most likely place for them to land [if not academia].

    1. SusanM   9 years ago

      I'm still holding on to the hope that this is just normal, time-honored student dumbassery which has found an unfortunate amplifier in the Interwebs.

    2. Zeb   9 years ago

      What we read here is the stupidest, most egregious stuff that happens. I maintain some hope that the majority of students think this is all bullshit too and will at some point stop putting up with it.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

        What we read here is the stupidest, most egregious stuff that happens. I maintain some hope that the majority of students think this is all bullshit too and will at some point stop putting up with it.

        Zeb, I step on a college campus about 3 days a week. I realize Robby's gotta eat, but let's never confuse entertaining 'News of the Weird' with actual news. Unfortunately, Reason's editorial recent decisions have been to highlight "Hey, look at the crazy people!" VICE magazine-style of journalism in various areas, be it Elizabeth "Hey, look at this crazy sex thing!", Lenore "Hey, look at this crazy parent/busybody!", or Robby "Hey, look at this crazy college student/professor/administrator!" Maybe they think that's what the vaunted Millenials want to read, and maybe its justified when you datamine the page-clicks and ad revenue. For me, it's starting to rankle.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

          *it's justified

        2. Millennial Hipster Vanguard   9 years ago

          Agreed. Can we get something other than click bait and Trump. I know it is a running joke to say we don't read the articles, but I'm really not reading the articles anymore. I just check the comments now.

          1. Zeb   9 years ago

            I save my article reading for the print magazine. Usually only the good stuff makes it in there.

        3. Zeb   9 years ago

          And they probably aren't doing many favors to those of us here who are far enough removed from our academic careers that we might believe that this stuff is becoming typical. Sort of like the people who become convinced that the country is becoming more dangerous and violent because they watch the local news every night.

          It would be nice to get a better perspective on what it's actually like on a college campus these days.

  15. Certified Public Asshat   9 years ago

    Another student, Phil Jones, wrote on Facebook that "as a Heavy-American" he felt fat-shamed by the body suits.

    You mean he can bounce into other fat people without wearing a suit? That sounds like privilege to me.

    1. IceTrey   9 years ago

      The thing is sumo wrestlers are some if the strongest people on Earth. They're big but they sure aren't lazy gobs of goo. They're highly trained athletes.

      1. Chipwooder   9 years ago

        They are also exceptionally quick. I used to watch sumo on TV now and then when I was in Okinawa - the cable service on base had a few Japanese channels, and I would see sumo and NPB baseball now and then. Quickness and agility is just as important as size and strength in sumo.

      2. WTF   9 years ago

        If you ever watched Sumo, you see that they are also shockingly fast for their size as well.

    2. B. Woodrow Chippenhaus   9 years ago

      As a cellulose-challenged American, I agree. If I have to wear a bulky prosthetic in order to approximate someone else's mighty god-given physique then it's me who should be claiming victim status.

      Or I could just start that all Big Mac diet I've been meaning to, but Big Macs are gross.

  16. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

    From Scott Tsuchitani CV:

    2014~ Ph.D. Student, Cultural Studies ? UC Davis, Expected June 2021
    1989 Master of Engineering - UC Berkeley, Mechanical Engineering
    1986 M. S. - UC San Diego, Bioengineering
    1985 B. S.- UC Berkeley, Mechanical Engineering, with Honors

    I swear to Christ, if any of you motherfuckers step on the "muh STEMzzz!" soapbox, I will punch you until your face resembles strawberry jam on an English muffin.

    1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

      Who is this guy any why was he stupid enough to go back after fifteen years for the most worthless degree on the planet?

      1. kbolino   9 years ago

        And why is it going to take him 7 years to get it?

        1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

          I know, he's a part-time student who wants to be called "Doctor" but doesn't want to have to put any effort, so he picked the most bullshit PhD he could find.

        2. Just say Nikki   9 years ago

          How long do you think it normally takes to get a PhD?

          1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

            In a real field, or in bullshit?

          2. kbolino   9 years ago

            I didn't think it took 7 years for someone with two master's degrees to get a PhD. But I guess the PhD has nothing to do with his previous studies.

            1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

              Having been there, it's not the rigor or difficulty of the subject that is the reason. It's the fact that most people do it part time as they are usually married, have kids, and a full-time job. Most terminal degree programs I know of, in various fields, give you anywhere from 5 to 9 years to complete your dissertation.

              1. kbolino   9 years ago

                Ok. But usually people whose plates are that full don't even notice never mind publicly comment on undergraduate shenanigans.

    2. Lee G   9 years ago

      The 90's must have been unkind to Mr Tsuchitani

      1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

        The 90's must have been unkind to Mr Tsuchitani

        He seems to have gotten two patents out of it, though.

        1. Lee G   9 years ago

          That had to be an interesting lifestyle change. Probably would make a good made for TV movie.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

            Probably would make a good made for TV movie.

            Lifetime or Hallmark Channel?

            1. Jerryskids   9 years ago

              What's the channel that shows the near-death experience, massive head-woundy, traumatic brain injury industrial accidents? I'm guessing something very heavy fell on his head.

              1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

                Discovery Life

            2. Radioactive   9 years ago

              any penis free channel will do...

      2. Catatafish & Woodchips   9 years ago

        Or he had an uncanny vision for the true growth industry of grievance-mongering.

        1. A Bloat of Rhywuns   9 years ago

          I imagine he was a normal person until he started steeping himself in the "cultural studies" horseshit starting in 2014.

      3. Red Rocks Rockin   9 years ago

        It says he got his first degrees 30 years ago--maybe his parents passed away in the last couple of years and he decided that he didn't need to maintain a striver science career to please them anymore?

    3. Just say Nikki   9 years ago

      Thank you, HM, from the bottom of my heart.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

        You're most welcome!

        *wink*

    4. GILMORE?   9 years ago


      2013 Guest Artist, the Great Tortilla Conspiracy
      Tortilla Subversion at the Asian Art Museum, San Francisco.
      Designed, printed, and Served subversive tortillas under the guise of Asian Mexican culinary fusion, while discreetly distributing anti-Orientalist propaganda as institutional/structural critique, at a Matcha event in July

      this is a real person?

      1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

        subversive tortillas

        My next band's name. Don't even think of stealing it.

        1. SugarFree   9 years ago

          How do you print a tortilla?

          1. Jerryskids   9 years ago

            You put a metal stencil on a hot plate and you can put anything you want on a grilled cheese sandwich. Or you can use tiny little Mexicans with soldering irons.

            1. SugarFree   9 years ago

              OK. I was thinking some sort of 3D masa printer.

              I only want Jesus on my tortilla.

          2. GILMORE?   9 years ago

            Obviously you need a masters in Engineering, and a PhD in Culture Studies. Then its a breeze.

  17. B. Woodrow Chippenhaus   9 years ago

    If they had painted the suits all white and made the participants wear a white cowboy hat, would it have been culturally insensitive to white southerners running crooked local governments in Hazzard County, GA?

    1. Doctor Whom   9 years ago

      It's okay and non-problematic to mock them because they're not in a certified victimhood group.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

        Boss Hogg was Jewish though...

    2. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

      You know the answer to that. White males cannot be victimized in any way because they are each personally responsible for all the ills of the world throughout history.

      Your suggestion would be offensive to the various minority groups on campus, however, because it is exclusionary and othering, and implies that only whites may play with the fat suits.

  18. Drake   9 years ago

    Difficult to distinguish sincere social justice activism from parody.

    I laugh at both.

  19. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

    Pad out your lower and upper body and you're probably playing football. Pad out your midsection and you're fat-shaming. I say football players are appropriating the culture of weightlifting-Americans.

    1. Citizen X   9 years ago

      It's a bad idea to microaggress against Warty, because he tends to macroagress back.

  20. B.P.   9 years ago

    Wait, Japanese are the victims of cultural appropriation here? I've never been to Japan, but legend has it that they're pretty crafty at borrowing from other cultures.

    1. Zombie Jimbo   9 years ago

      Crafty Asians. Report for re-education immediately.

      1. B.P.   9 years ago

        Hey! I didn't say they were sneaky about it. Just.... clever. Oh God, I'm going to stop now.

        1. WTF   9 years ago

          You know what other sneaky thing the Japanese did?

          1. Radioactive   9 years ago

            numerous and sucky Godzilla movies?

          2. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   9 years ago

            Ninjutsu?

  21. GILMORE?   9 years ago

    Phil Jones
    To be honest, I was shocked. February 19th was Remembrance Day for Japanese internment during WWII, and some of my Japanese friends were heavily traumatized by seeing their culture mocked in such a clearly racist fashion. Not to mention, as a Heavy-American, I don't appreciate the blatant Fat-Shaming involved with caricaturing one of the few sports traditionally enjoyed by Heavy individuals. I honestly feel reparations payments are in order to affected individuals, and that those responsible for the grossly negligent oversight should immediately resign from their ASUCD posts.

    That person, for the record, has a picture of themselves power-lifting.

    Mariah Kala Watson Please tell all of those individuals to message us, we are working to get the necessary consoling. We had multiple staff members working on the project and even after trainings about diversity trainings this still occurred. It just shows how normalized these issues are within our society as a whole and how we as students are not perfect or immune to making mistakes. If you'd like to talk further, please message me or the Executive page directly and we'll work on a solution.

    Robby Soave Phil Jones, are you being sarcastic, or do you really think students like you deserve reparations? Your comments were taken as sincere in this article [cites]

    1. GILMORE?   9 years ago


      Katherine Sjoberg
      I'm sorry if you felt personally discriminated. I know for certain this was not anyone's intent. And in no way was fat shaming involved.
      Like ? Reply ? 1 ? February 29 at 12:40am

      Mariah Kala Watson
      We'd like to of course encourage open dialogue about this important subject, but please remember the original intent of the post was to valid the feelings of UC Davis students who were not pleased (to say the very least) with the decision to have this activity.
      Like ? Reply ? February 29 at 12:42am

      Phil Jones
      Out of my mind? Just because I'm Differently-Abled you want to marginalize my grief and use ableist slurs against me? This whole administration needs sensitivity training. I'm appalled.
      Like ? Reply ? 1 ? February 29 at 12:53am

      Taylore Kadin
      This was obviously not malicious, this is just people finding something to be mad about
      Like ? Reply ? 19 ? February 29 at 12:59am

      Phil Jones
      Apologizing for a crime doesn't mean it never happened.
      Like ? Reply ? February 29 at 1:01am

      Phil Jones It would help me to forget about it. Maybe instead allow me to make a brief presentation to the ASUCD executives regarding Hate Speech.
      Like ? Reply ? 2 ? February 29 at 1:06am

      This young man has talent and ability and I think he might make a great writer for Reason's "Campus Coverage" someday.

      1. Lee G   9 years ago

        Phil's got the lingo down. But to my ear he just sounds debu

    2. Krabappel   9 years ago

      To be honest, I fucking hate when people say "To be honest".

      1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

        To be honest, I aspire to be a real-life troll.

      2. JaimeRoberto   9 years ago

        If someone prefaces a statement with "to be honest", does that mean the rest of what they say is a lie? To be honest, I don't know.

    3. Lee G   9 years ago

      to get the necessary consoling

      Oh good lord

      1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

        I give a Runner Up prize to this fellow, whether his humor was intentional or not =


        Dante Valenzuela

        Yall didnt have churros (frown emoticon)

        Like ? Reply ? 3 ? February 25 at 10:32pm

        1. Lee G   9 years ago

          No churros? That is a slight against the hefty.

    4. Certified Public Asshat   9 years ago

      Soave doesn't make his FB private? He is just inviting us in for new material to use against him.

    5. Suthenboy   9 years ago

      "...as a Heavy-American,..."

      I get it, you are a fat dude.

      "...I honestly feel reparations payments are in order to affected individuals..."

      And a shakedown artist. Fuck off fatty.

  22. The Late P Brooks   9 years ago

    We'd like to apologize for any harm the "Sumo Suit" may have caused you all.

    "We're sorry you're such a thin-skinned little bitch."

  23. toolkien   9 years ago

    Tell him to shut up and put this on a continuous loop

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD4Y_3hrd98

  24. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

    So I'm looking at The Division. It seems interesting. Maybe not MMO-length interesting, but I have a soft spot in my heart for Clancy games since playing Rogue Spear and Ghost Recon way back in the day. I would kill for a remake of either. One of the things I despised about the Vegas installment was the stupid character-driven melodrama they dumped on it: I just want a tactical shooter without the stupid action movie garbage. According to a few reviews, the story in Division is about as serious and dry as shredded wheat sans milk. Perfect.

    One thing that could be interesting in a collapse-of-social-order kind of game like this is the gradual reversion to primitivism: over the weeks and months, ammunition becomes scarce, stores are ransacked, buildings lit on fire, and humanity begins to diffuse out of cities and into the wilderness. Gameplay would evolve away from the frantic smash-and-grab dustups of the first several levels (or however progress is measured) and players would begin having to practice self-sufficiency, bartering, and recivilizing.

    1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

      One thing that could be interesting in a collapse-of-social-order kind of game like this is the gradual reversion to primitivism: over the weeks and months, ammunition becomes scarce, stores are ransacked, buildings lit on fire, and humanity begins to diffuse out of cities and into the wilderness. Gameplay would evolve away from the frantic smash-and-grab dustups of the first several levels (or however progress is measured) and players would begin having to practice self-sufficiency, bartering, and recivilizing.

      That's a great idea?! We could call it, "Radiation Land", or... uh, "Contaminationville".... what's the word i'm thinking of?

      1. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

        Oh, that's absolutely what I'm thinking. I royally burned myself out on the game this weekend.

        But in the context of an MMO like this, watching society decay into gangsterism and feuding factions would be a huge component. Maybe the first few levels are uneasy tension as people continue going about their business, then a few levels as the dam begins to break, and then a few levels trying to hold together the basic scaffold of civil society, and then total collapse. Eventually, rather than being holed up in an urban environment, players would begin pushing out into the wilderness and attempting to eke out an existence, returning to raid holdouts in the city or whatever.

      2. Just say Nikki   9 years ago

        Nuclear winter? Wait, no, that's not it...

        1. Agammamon   9 years ago

          FALLOUT goddamnit! And don't say that FO4 has *any* of the things described. It doesn't bother to explore any of those themes.

          FFS, Within 5 minutes of leaving the vault you have 5 guns and 6000 rounds of ammunition. You're loaded down with food and meds. You could be in modern day Alabama for all the deprivation you endure.

          1. Brandybuck   9 years ago

            There are no porn studios like in an earlier Fallout game, so yeah, it's quite deprived.

    2. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

      I've read bad reviews on The Division...basically MMO-like grinding for very little payout.

      1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

        Everything I hear about that game makes me glad I didn't buy it.

    3. Sevens   9 years ago

      Are you aware of the current-generation sequel to Ghost Recon? Any signs that Division is actually a complex experience, in terms of social dynamics? I doubt it.

      1. commodious spittoon   9 years ago

        No idea; I've only had my gaming rig running for a few months, and after playing through that Vegas schlock I quit following the series.

    4. Agammamon   9 years ago

      Its . . . a mediocre shooter. That doesn't even have good shooter mechanics until the end-game - all that stuff is what you have to spend all your time grinding XP for, to improve 'skills'. Not your skills, your character's.

  25. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

    They shouldn't have allowed this. The Asians are just going to ruin the microaggression curve for everyone else.

    1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

      They are a sneaky people, prone to peeing in cokes. as well as suspiciously punctual.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   9 years ago

        You shouldn't be taking Bill Parcells advice on disrespecting the Orientals.

    2. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

      Suey Park: Not Even Once.

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   9 years ago

        I just watched this with the sound off. What the fuck am I seeing?

        1. UnCivilServant   9 years ago

          Well, if it is actually about ms park, it's a tale of an entitled little rascist. If it's one she wrote, it's also full of lies and fabrications.

        2. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

          SyFy airs a show 'The Internet Ruined My Life' with reenactments of the supposed 'ruining'. Suey Park, you may remember, spearheaded a campaign against Stephen Colbert over some Asian joke that he told on his show. Park claims, and SyFy reenacts without any questioning of her narrative, that afterwards she received death threats, including "an ex-military sniper" outside her window, because that's the audience of the Colbert Show, obviously.

          Long story short, she wants us to believe that she had to live Jason Bourne's life for a year because she bravely stood up to Comedy Central.

          1. Free Society   9 years ago

            #AlwaysBelieveHer

          2. GILMORE?   9 years ago

            Was the Josh Zepps interview re-imagined as a sort of "CIA Waterboarding" or something?

            YOU WILL ENACT THAT LABOR FOR US, MISSY!!

          3. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   9 years ago

            So: Person wants to be famous. Person gets famous. Person doesn't like the fame.

          4. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   9 years ago

            I just watched your 'ex-military sniper' link. It showed a bunch of graphs about the Gender Pay Gap.

            Then we got... two hipsters in skinny jeans at 13:06.

            1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

              Hmm...that was the wrong link then...hold on.

              1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

                I can't find it with commentary..but you can have the original source.

  26. Sevens   9 years ago

    As if the ridiculous behavior wasn't annoying enough, by now the sheer repetitiveness rivals it.

  27. Mindyourbusiness   9 years ago

    I know there's no such thing as peak derp, but this...

  28. bassjoe   9 years ago

    This cultural appropriation bullshit is going too far.

    There was an article is some liberal alt weekly in SF claiming that eating burritos from a Mexican restaurant is somehow appropriating Mexican culture. I mean.... the stupidity.... it hurts.

    Yeah, non-Mexican Americans should totally stop patronizing Mexican restaurants because I'm sure that's totally what the owners/workers want: fewer customers enjoying their cultural dishes, making it harder for them to actually earn a living.

    Also, burritos aren't even fucking "real" Mexican food. Yeah, they're found in Mexican restaurants all around the country but good luck actually finding the thing in Mexico. They were invented in the United States.

    1. bassjoe   9 years ago

      The comment section was full retard. A white yoga instructor said the article forced her to rethink her career path due the "damage" she unwittingly has done to Indian culture.

      1. Kristen Bids No Trump   9 years ago

        I don't know that I have ever seen an Indian yoga instructor in the U.S., come to think of it.

        ALL YOGA CLASSES MUST CEASE & DESIST IMMEDIATELY!

      2. DarrenM   9 years ago

        All Indians are forever mentally and emotionally crippled because that that yoga instructor's irresponsibility. She *should* feel very ashamed of herself.

    2. KerryW   9 years ago

      Then I don't ever want to see a Mexican eating a Big Mac...

  29. Kristen Bids No Trump   9 years ago

    "Phil Jones". Sounds white. Ignore.

  30. The Late P Brooks   9 years ago

    Just once I'd like to see a student group issue a statement that says "we have nothing to apologize for and you can all get fucked."

    Duke University would have been a good place for that.

  31. Derp-o-Matic 5000   9 years ago

    The only thing I find offensive in this article is that ASUCD issued an apology.

    Tell these idiots to fuck off and stop reinforcing their idiocy.

  32. Notorious UGCC   9 years ago

    So the university has a quota to limit the number of Asian students, and this Tsuchitani made the cut?

    What does this say to the Asian students who were rejected? "We're impressed at your robotics science project in high school, and your straight As, and your team winning the Math Bowl, but we can't accept you to our university because we wanted to admit a cultural-studies student who would babble about racist sumo wrestling outfits. We hope you understand."

    1. Drake   9 years ago

      We only want your very best curve-destroyers. On the first day of class, we want our non-Asian students to break-down in tears when they see you walk in.

  33. Enjoy Every Sandwich   9 years ago

    I was wondering how I could get myself off the list of "privileged" and get myself into the Victim Rolodex. Now I know: I just need to gain about 100 lbs or so. Krispy Kreme here I come!

  34. Chipwooder   9 years ago

    "We'd like to apologize for any harm the "Sumo Suit" may have caused you all."

    It is utterly impossible for a sumo suit to cause anyone any harm. That's the entire point of them, they're heavily cushioned!

  35. Jerryskids   9 years ago

    Anybody posted this one yet? (I would check myself but I'm too lazy inertially-challenged.)

    "The vibe they are going for with the Orient Express is white people traveling in first class on a train, visiting 'exotic' places with the inherent sense of privilege that comes from being a rich tourist . . . it's going to be a white presentation of these places they're trying to represent, full of stereotypes, which is erasing and gross," student Ploy Kingchatchaval told the Sunday Times, according to an article in the Telegraph.

    1. Kristen Bids No Trump   9 years ago

      Never mind that the closest the Orient Express got to the actual Orient was Istanbul. And if the train terminated anywhere west of the Bosphorus, it never even left Europe.

    2. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

      student Ploy Kingchatchaval

      Hey, how you doin', tii rak, jaa?

      1. Heroic Mulatto   9 years ago

        But Kingchatchaval doesn't buy it. In fact, he insists that the school was "clearly" trying to be offensive on purpose:

        Either Katherine Timpf didn't do her research on Thai names or I just got a boner for a ladyboy.

    3. A Bloat of Rhywuns   9 years ago

      erasing and gross," student Ploy Kingchatchaval told the Sunday Times

      ... completely ignorant of what the Orient Express actually was.

      1. WTF   9 years ago

        Ignorance is pretty much a prerequisite for this cultural appropriations bullshit.

  36. Ha, ha, charade you are   9 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZru_TywyME

    Someone had to post it.

    1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

      I like that half the footage is of Chinese people. Its extra-extra-"Asian"-insulting by not even correctly stereotyping the people its claiming to be

      1. Ha, ha, charade you are   9 years ago

        Not to mention the legitimately racist cartoons. Added to the lyrics about a white guy "turning Japanese" is a great way to troll these SJWs.

      2. Chipwooder   9 years ago

        And at least one clip of North Korea.

  37. Loki   9 years ago

    Difficult to distinguish sincere social justice activism from parody.

    Not really. When in doubt assume all these fuckheads are engaging in sincere SJW activism. No matter how ridiculous, over the top, and retarded their bullshit is, assume they're being absolutely serious. Because these cunt waffles were born without a sense of humor.

    1. GILMORE?   9 years ago

      Your point clarifies that the only appropriate response - whether it IS sincere, or whether its pardoy - is the same.

      IOW = Make fun of it.

      There's absolutely *no point* caring whether its real or fake. which is why robby's query of the person above is so hilarious.

  38. Loki   9 years ago

    Tsuchitani thinks these things?inflatable fat suits?represent anti-Asian white supremacy in action.

    Anyone want to go in on a bulk buy of these things to anonymously send to this humorless twat?

  39. Brandybuck   9 years ago

    What if it were Chinese students wearing the fat suits? Then it would anti-Japanese and not anti-Asian. Just saying.

    Why do I bring this up? Because my Chinese owned company had this same sumo suit wrestling thing at it's last summer picnic. My I need training in cultural competency training, as my culture is clearly incompetent.

  40. Stinker Grinds at Ten   9 years ago

    *golf clap* for Phil!

    But he's still a white dude, so just ignore him.

  41. TimothyLane   9 years ago

    Well, so there is at least one person at UC Davis with a brain. Unfortunately, for too many students education seems to make them stupider. I wonder how many actual Japanese complained, as compared to Professionally Outraged busybodies.

  42. Micu5   9 years ago

    My Japanese wife and Japanese friends would be embarrassed by this. They have better things to do than look for reasons to be offended.

  43. Zeb   9 years ago

    I bet dressing in inflatable fat suits and wrestling is a lot of fun. You don't have to call it "sumo" I guess, but that's what people will be thinking, so why the fuck not?

  44. mobilelegends   7 years ago

    Very good information! thank you!
    pc games

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