The Washington, D.C. metro system is shutting down for a full 24 hours. Expect to hear a lot of complaints from journalists, starting with this one. ("GAHHHHHHHH!")
- Possibly the worst thing ever written, at least about Bernie Bros.
- Author of paper on feminizing glaciers responds, still deserves mountains of ridicule.
- Conservatives plotting a third-party run against Trump?
- Stay tuned for results from the Florida and Ohio primaries.
- Trump supporters to Samantha Bee: "You're a trickle-down media whore."