High School Censors Swastikas, Missing Entire Point of Satirical Anti-Nazi Play, The Producers
"It's satire, not supposed to be taken seriously."


Administrators have ordered the removal of swastikas from a high school production of The Producers, the famous Mel Brooks film that makes fun of Nazism.
The New York school district that oversees Tappan Zee High School considers the inclusion of a swastika to be offensive and, possibly, a hate crime—regardless of the context.
"There is no context in a public high school where a swastika is appropriate," South Orangetown Superintendent Bob Pritchard told the local CBS station.
The kids in the play had a different reaction.
"It's satire, not supposed to be taken seriously," said Tyler Lowe, a student performer. CBS notes that Lowe is himself Jewish.
It's not surprising that the teens understand the play better than the district does. The plot concerns a pair of producers who put together a deliberately bad, patently offensive pro-Hilter play in order to profit from its commercial failure. They are thwarted when the play is a hit—the audience assumes it's satire.
High schoolers aren't children: presumably they can participate in a play that concerns Nazism without somehow coming away from it thinking Nazism is good. Similarly, can't the play show a swastika without anyone mistakenly believing the school is endorsing the symbol?
Contrary to what the district thinks, context does matter. If a swastika appears on a Jewish student's locker, it's a hate crime. If it appears in a history textbook, it's not.
The danger comes when authority figures try to shelter kids from offensive ideas and symbols. It's better to let them behold the swastika, and laugh at it, than live in fear of it.
As Mel Brooks—creator of The Producers—said in a 2001 interview:
"I was never crazy about Hitler…If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win…That's what they do so well: they seduce people. But if you ridicule them, bring them down with laughter, they can't win. You show how crazy they are."
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You know who else banned symbols?
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Same blindness as to context, I see.
South Carolina?
The aliens in Stargate?
God?
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Drum circles?
Hit & Run?
No marching band ever?
Islam?
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"There is no context in a public high school where a swastika is appropriate,"
I was going to rhetorically ask if they've censored all photos of Hitler or other Nazi leaders in uniform from the history textbooks, as well as all the WW2 film footage where German tanks, planes, or flags appear.... but on second thought they probably have.
I tink zey ver tappan zee wrong school district, ya?
I had much the same thought. But the frightening thought is, what if they don't even teach that history at all? And I wonder if they're as hostile to communist regalia. Has anyone there, student or faculty or administration, ever heard of the Yezhovshchina?
If you mention the Great Purge, they will out loud say "no, no, we're talking European style socialism", while to themselves they will be thinking "those pussies didn't go far enough".
What do you mean, "that" hx? it'd have to be any hx in which anything bad happened.
I'm going to make a cut of Schindler's List with all the Swastikas excised for use in public school classrooms.
You should replace the swastikas with Obama O symbols (remember those?) and see what they say.
The "Big O" turned out not to be all it was cracked up to be.
Replace them with walkie-talkies.
I think I'm having a slow moment. Explain that one?
George Lucas replaced guns with walkie-talkies in re-releases of "E.T." because guns are scary whereas the government swooping in and taking away your best friend in head to toe hazmat suits isn't.
Not sure about that. Read the 'Economy of Star Wars' in the print version a couple of months back. Lucas was reviewing some of the toys and asked "Where's the guns?". The toy reps started a riff on guns/violence/xxx, and Lucas cut 'em off:
"WHERE'S THE GUNS?!"
The toys got guns.
Fuck yeah!! Pew pew pew pew pew
"The TOYS get GUNS! Don't make a fuckin' MANIAC outta me!!!"
I meant Steven Spielberg.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ E.T._the_Extra-Terrestrial #20th_Anniversary_Version
How about this.
Hier
Ah! Spielberg!
Replace them with pics of Mohammed.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!
We have ways of making you dance.
I vas born in Dusseldorf und zat is vy zey call me Rolf
"Springtime for Hitler and Germany! Winter for Poland and France!"
THAT'S OUR HITLER!
https://youtu.be/FKzOFib1in0?t=63
Little Hitler, such a scamp!
Heil Honey, I'm Home!
I vas born in D?sseldorf und that is vy they call me Rolf!
Success is the important thing. Public education is not a matter for average minds, but rather a matter for practitioners. It is not supposed to be lovely or theoretically correct. We do not care if students give wonderful, aesthetically elegant speeches, or speak so that women cry. The point of a public education is to persuade people of what we think right.
Banning swastikas is racist against Hindus.
http://www.religionfacts.com/swastika/hinduism
What are Buddhists, chopped liver?
They have no preference over being chopped liver or being not chopped liver.
There is no liver.
The liver begs to disagree.
I am Jack's liver.
What is the sound of one liver clapping in a wood when no one is around?
squelch?
Noooooo, but they could be....just saying...
It really is too bad that the Nazis appropriated the swastika. With so many other, respectable cultures having used it as a sun sign, it's absence is a loss.
Sumbitch also ruined an exquisite mustache. It had a great nostril to lip greenspace.
Not to mention the name Adolf.
Not to mention the name Adolf.
Are these fuckwads allowing cultural appropriation against Hindus by accepting the Nazis' meaning of the swastika over that of its original use?
I'm not sure how the whole "cultural appropriation" thing is supposed to work, since i find the idea nonsense on its face
And Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody.
And the first name, "Adolf."
Indeed! My grandfather and greatgrandfather both had it in their names, although with the Swedish "ph" rather than the German "f". I don't think it's going to show up again soon!
"Similarly, can't the play show a swastika without anyone mistakenly believing the school is endorsing the symbol?"
Ever since I read Moby Dick in 12th Grade I've assumed my school district supported whale hunting and homoerotic shipboard relationships with South Pacific Islanders.
I'm listening.
Ever since I read "The Most Dangerous Game" in school, I've always believed that my school endorsed hunting humans.
Ever since I read Rossum's Universal Robots in school, I've always believed that my school endorsed robots. After all, so many of my teachers seemed to have a 'robotic' teaching style. They must have been robots!
A hate crime? Really? A symbol, is a hate crime?
I think censorship is a hate crime. Now I need to go to my safe place cuz of the hate crime committed by this administration.
I think censorship is a hate crime.
Uh, huh. And what school district do *you* oversee?
Obviously, Tappan Zee High School students have better reading comprehension.
Tappan Zee Booty?
I think they mean hate speech, not hate crime. But it's hard to tell sometimes.
like as opposed to a love crime?
Yeah, i was scratching my head over that one
I just figured that the school districts didn't like the competition with THEIR fascism.
But if you ridicule them, bring them down with laughter, they can't win
except like this.
I respectfully disagree. It's fine for a college, but for a high school it's a touchy subject and I would leave that to their discretion. The purpose of high school is to teach kids the basics of reading and writing. Save the controversies about evolution, darwinism and Hitler for college.
Is this a joke?
yes.
dajjal is a joke.
or Tulpa
or both
Wat? Is this sarcasm? The basics of reading and writing should have been handled by the time the kid left elementary.
Evolution, Dawrwinism (how are those two different things), and Hitler are more than appropriate topics for 14 year olds.
I recognize this troll from the Trump cancelled rally thread.
Yup.
Yeah, he's been around for a few weeks.
According to the Buddhist comments up-thread, we are all Tulpa.
Well, yes.
In the "I'm Spartacus" sense?
"Evolution, Dawrwinism (how are those two different things)"
To break it down:
Lemarkian Evolution is a non-Darwinian evolutionary theory where it was thought that acquired traits by a parent could be passed on to children. IE, if you train to be good at running, your kids are naturally good at running. It was wrong.
Darwinian Evolution sought to correct the errors in Lemark's model by proposing instead that kids had "random variance" from the parents, and that acquired traits could not be passed on. It was closer to right, but still wrong.
Mendelian Evolution is how we currently understand "evolution", with Gregor Mendel's genetics theory in the mix.
There are three models of evolution. The Darwin's, a pre-Darwin model, and our current understanding. Darwinism is objectively wrong with how it explained inheritance. So evolution can be and is different from Darwinism, especially with our modern, correct understanding of inheritance in the mix.
I am now disappointed that "social Lemarkism" isn't an established phrase.
What, no mention of punctuated equilibrium?!?
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I think it's a little too touchy for college. I think the little snowflakes need to wait until postgraduate school to learn about Hitler.
And I guess the kids that don't go to college don't need to know about Hitler at all. Don't need to learn about how he manipulated the masses to do his evil bidding. They'll grow up to be Trump voters.
Heh.
My niece, back in Grade 11, asked my wife and I to give her a copy of Mein Kampf for Christmas; I spent several hours researching the various English translations (it's been decades since my Political Philosophy courses at Uni) and settled on one with extensive footnotes.
She read the whole thing. Her response when I asked her what she thought of it was "Hitler was really into certain aspects of Teutonic/German/Prussian history and culture, and indulged in a lot of very odd conspiracy theories and bizarre logical fallacies. It was the most boring book I've ever read."
Theeerrrrrrre you go. 😉
Both Mien Kampf and the Communist Manifesto are hilarious because of how overwritten they are. I remember the first time I read the Communist Manifesto there were paragraphs that actually made me laugh out loud because they were so pompous.
It's also funny how rabidly conservative Karl Marx was in a lot of ways, given that he's been the guiding light for the far left. Example:
"The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honored and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the priest, the poet, the man of science, into its paid wage laborers.
The bourgeoisie has torn away from the family its sentimental veil, and has reduced the family relation to a mere money relation."
^^^ I've heard reactionaries say this exact same thing, they've just replaced 'the bourgeoisie' with 'leftists.'
I suspect that Marx was less than serious when he wrote the Communist Manifesto. Marx was writing it for pay, for a group that it doesn't seem he liked very much. The demands in it were the group's demands, and according to Marx' theory in Capital, they would do more harm than good.
I imagine that he hated having to take the job and overwrote it to at least have a private laugh at his employer's expense.
As Marx's go, had Karl been Groucho, the world would be a much wiser and happier place.
The Communist Manifesto is nothin' compared to Marx's Capital. It's a book written by a guy who doesn't understand math that seeks to mathematically explain why you are being oppressed.
We don't need Hitler any more, now we have bin Laden.
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All college students need to know about Hitler is that Rethuglican Tea Baggers are his direct ideological descendants.
All college students need to know about Hitler is that Rethuglican Tea Baggers are his direct ideological descendants.
The purpose of high school is to teach kids socialism. This decision is just a result of the victory of internationalist socialism over the nationalist version.
What's National Socialism, chopped fascism?
IT does;t go far enough for modern progtards.
If the kids haven't learned to read and write by the time they get to high school, then the school system has failed.
No, no, no - that's why the swastikas are being removed from the history textbooks. Soon it will be the best way to hammer people - you won't be allowed to display a swastika, no one will know what a swastika looks like, so you can claim *anything* is a swastika.
And what if the jewish kid put the swastika on his own locker? Is that a hate crime?
OHHH, yes.
What if, like his locker door is dented and doesn't close properly so he paints a swastika on it in an attempt to force the non-responsive administration to replace it.
Who's the bigger arsehole in this situation.
I think I've discovered a new academic field - arsehole intersectionality.
You misspelled "grievance studies."
No, for the same reason it's OK for black people to use the N-word about each other.
I once worked with a couple of millenials who didn't know what a swastika was. One of them was in college at the time.
I was thinking the kids could replace the swastikas with hammer-and-sickles.
Well, since you can now be a victim of your own sex crime I don't see why you can't also be a victim of your own hate crime. Possibly at the same time.
Is that what Sheldon used to do in school? As part of his patented self-loathing style of Judaism.?
Franz Liebkind: *Wagging his finger* Never, Never, Never!
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: *Flipping Franz off* Never, Never, Never!
Franz Liebkind: Dishoner ze spirit und ze memory of Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: Dishonor the spirit und ze... Elizabeth?
Franz Liebkind: Jah. Dat vas his middle name. Not many people know zis, but der Fuhrer vas descended from a long line of English queens.
*long pause*
Max Bialystock: Is that right?
Max Bialystock: *shrugging* Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.
"Now Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint entire apartment in one afternoon. Two coats."
"And a good pair of pants too!"
If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win...That's what they do so well: they seduce people. But if you ridicule them, bring them down with laughter, they can't win. You show how crazy they are.
This gets repeated quite often, but is there a real historical example where this worked? Did no one in Germany or Italy ridicule Hitler or Mussolini prior to their rise to power?
In "The Producers", a bunch of Americans laughed at a dictator who had been an enemy years before, but was now long dead, defeated, and whose party had already been extirpated from his own country. That example doesn't count as defeating dictatorship with laughter. Methinks Mr. Brooks thinks too highly of his importance.
And people laughed at Trump for months and it had no impact on his support.
Trump isn't Hitler, obviously, but I don't believe that laughing at a political movement makes it go away
IT may not make it go away, but it might keep it from getting stronger.
so when do the various shades of leftism go away?
I think this situation shows he's correct, in a way. Hitler is no longer a tangible threat, but the school administrators are effectively acting like he is through their inability to see humor.
But a random old woman tried to mock protesters by making a Nazi salute at a Trump rally and then some out of context pictures were taken.
This proves we're on the verge of becoming an outright Nazi state, complete with gas chambers and tacky Germanic decor.
In fairness, if I was a disingenuous prog activist I would probably take advantage of her salute even if I knew it wasn't serious. Which makes me think, do progs really have no sense of humor or do they just pretend not to? Maybe it doesn't matter
The decor is the WORST!
I liked nazi fashion! Imperial reds and black, deatheads, leather. Very Buck Rogers.
Yeah when the Russians stormed the Reichstag they did it by dressing up as prominent Nazis and mocking them. When the Western Allies landed in Normandy they were armed with mass printed books of one liners mocking Nazism, assembled by the greatest comedic minds of the day. All those Nazis just turned red and took off their brownshirts and arm bands and went home quietly.
Did no one in Germany or Italy ridicule Hitler or Mussolini prior to their rise to power?
The satirical magazine Simplicissimus/i did, but after the National Socialists came to power, it toes the NS Party line.
Aack. Kill that italic
LOL, I love leftists who attack Bill Clinton for not being enough of a leftist.
The problem with idiots like Frank trying to argue that Clinton was terrible is that the Democrats are then left with Obama and Carter as the only two other presidents they've had since the 1970s. Why are Democrats so intent on kicking out the only president they've had who actually oversaw a good economic period? Do they see failure as noble so long as that failure is 'progressive?'
They've long since disavowed Carter, too. Partly because of his general unpopularity and partly because he oversaw a boatload of deregulation.
Of course they do. That is their entire MO. They could not care less who they wreck so long as the right people benefit and give them their votes in return.
Priceless
It's funny though, by today's standards, Bill Clinton really is a "right wing extremist".
Even my father, who as a long time Republican and Rush Limbaugh listener, hated Clinton in the '90s, now considers him to be one of the best presidents we've had, thanks to Bush I, Bush II, and now Obama.
I'd give my left testicle to have the Democratic Party of 1994 back.
Or the Republican party of 1994, for that matter.
I would love to have McCarthyism back. No shortage of marxist subversives who need to be blacklisted these days.
Tappan Zat azz.
In your defense, we were all thinking it.
Zero Mostel's comb-over dies today.
I rewatched the movie a few months ago, and his hair is the funniest part of the movie.
Yeah. I once read that Mostel didn't HAVE any un-expressed emotions. I bit of him can go a long ways.
That movie is perfect even with his hair.
I wish Will Ferrell was never born. Uh, was never cast in that movie. What an un-funny fuck.
^this.
I wish he could go back in time and trade futures with phil hartman. I thought he was actually pretty funny.
Phil Hartman was great. I loved his voice work in the Simpsons "Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may know me from such movies as..."
"Bart, I could kiss you. If the 'Bigger Brothers' organization didn't make me sign an agreement saying I wouldn't."
i didnt know that was him!
" These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons"
On giving it more thought, I seem to recall the play's theme was creating a tax-dodge by losing money, so you can see why the bureaucrats want nothing to do with it.
I think the tax dodge was incidental. Its an investor scam, being able to write off any tax liabilities is just a nice side perk.
FTFY
+1
Robbie, are hate crimes a real thing now? Really? Cuz they're not, snowflake.
Victimhood is not something to aspire to.
Putting a swastika on the locker of a Jew, gypsy or Catholic for that matter, hell really most any thinking person is rude, yes. Vandalism, yes. A hate crime is a tiny step from a thought crime.
ive always said, like literally my whole life as far back as I can remember, that if the worst thing someone can think of about me is my jewishness their opinion obviously shouldnt be taken seriously.
I think the worst thing about you is your inconsistent capitalization of letters. But that might just be one of those Jew things.
Maybe Eman is a cockroach.
It's well known by Science that cockroaches have a love-hate relationship with the shift key.
Sigh. I can accept that it's hate, but a crime? No. Hate is not a crime.
Well it is but it shouldn't be.
Lockers of Gypsies, labor unionists, homosexuals, Polish Catholic priests, and Russian soldiers are somehow fair game though.
What is a locker of Gypsies? Is that like a gaggle?
The collective noun for Gypsies is, apparently, a "store". Huh.
A bunch of me is, though, is a "Curse, Illusion, Misbelieving". Suck it Gypsies, I'm cooler than you.
A bunch of me is a "bloat". Sounds about right.
A bunch of me is a rabbit.
Goddammit. I went to the link to find out what you were, took me three minutes to figure out that you're a smart-ass.
Handle change!
Two can play that game.
*Fist bump*
You could have self-identified as a "cruft"! Wait, sorry, I'm bad at this.
A swish of hairdressers. Fabulous.
Who could have guessed that a group of nymphomaniacs would be called a spread.
It's a BDSM dream come true!
A group of Irish are a pint. Amateur hour. a group of Irish are a fist-fight. Perhaps a donnybrook. Jeez.
You left out Jehovah's Witnesses you bigot.
A group of Jehovah's Witnesses is called a transfusion.
So has Bernie promised to eliminate DST yet?
Why should be more than 24 timezones on this planet when children are starving?
He plans to double it.
Like bleeping "nigger" out of Blazing Saddles, it sort of kills the whole point of the thing.
This will bow their minds.
Jews for Hitler?
Hitler on ice?
I was reminded of this, which I believe would be the national flag if internet trolls ever formed their own country
http://41.media.tumblr.com/ca9.....o1_500.jpg
nice
Is that a ship from Wing Commander?
Trump!
Because I'm tired of the lesser evil.
Wait a minute, that's cuthulu's market share!
God knows I'm not a fan of Mr. Trump, but let's get real...
Hell, Satan would be the lesser evil in a race with Hillary Clinton.
A Satan/Hitler ticket would be less evil than Hillary running by herself.
Many have said Blazing Saddles could not be made today.I assume a public viewing would be a 'hate crime'.BTw,'hate crime ' is a bullshit term.Punish the harm,not the thought.
"That uppity, oppressed person of color hit me in the head with a shovel"
Slim Pickens was great in the movie.Still my favorite comedy.
*Waves cowboy hat in agreement*
'Little bastard shot me in the ass'.
"What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?! I told you men to lay track not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
'I get no kick,from champagne.pure alcohol doesn't thrill me at all,
I get my kick,out of you\'.
"Throw out your hands
Stick out your Tush
Hands on your hips
give 'em, a push
You'll be surprised,
You're doing the french Mistake
Voila!"
'Ok,one more time faggots'!
Cole Porter's original version had
Some get a kick from cocaine
I'm sure that if
I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrif
ically, too
Yet, I get a kick out of you
That might be a problem today.
I just watched that again today (uncensored) after a reference in an earlier story's comments.
Hilarious, but that language shocked me, no, strike that, perhaps jarred me a little, which made me feel kinda stupid. So, while that was weird, I still enjoyed it enormously.
My job is done here.
The 1970s were a decade full of movies that could not be made today.
I have a need to watch Bad News Bears now.
Maybe they should do a reading of Huckleberry Finn instead?
Who will read the part of African-American Jim?
Darth Vader?
I don't know about this, really. I remember, way back in the wild and free days of 1988 a similare thing happen to classmates doing a history project. This all probably has less to do with modern sensitivity as it does old-fashioned bureaucratic stupidity.
The two go together,like peanut butter and chocolate. Or Stout and scotch.
It's very much a match made in heaven. The point I'm going for is that this is nothing that's really new.
Yeah, chocolate and peanut butter is awesome!
Chocolate stout's great too.
Wait, so your point is that, as an 80s kid myself, I've finally gotten old enough that I'm misremembering things as having been better "back in my day"?
If that's your attitude missy, get the hell off my lawn!
Afraid so, and your plastic flamingos are crap anyway.
Seriously, though, do you really see a film like South Park getting a heavily advertised national, first-run theater release in 88? Something like that would be ground-level Art House stuff, at best. I doubt even HBO would have touched the series at all back then.
Mr. Garrison did have a powerful anti-drug message, so maybe.
I see your point and concur.
But then, look upthread at the chatter about Blazing Saddles and Bad News Bears. Those could certainly not get made today but were first run movies in the 70's, I think.
Is it all a big pendulum or are certain generations more permissive about certain things?
There are probably some things that are less welcome than others, but they're likely more noticeable (and annoying) due to what is now considered okay.
I say this only because I got into a Night Court binge a couple of weeks ago. And yeah, there were a number of gags that probably wouldn't be welcome but they were well outweighed by the suggestive double entendres that would be totally unnecessary today.
A Night Court binge? You amazing nerd.
Markie Post was so hot ( even in the baggy 80s clothes) that every entendre was completely necessary.
I would let Markie Post spray Bactine on my zipper genitals every day of the week, and twice on Tuesday.
Baggy? I always like 80's yuppiewear.
Maybe baggy is not the right word for what the woman wore, but teased hair and plastic jewelry is a look that only sexy women who were on television shows in the 80s could pull off. Like the actress from Hunter.
"Like the actress from Hunter."
Works for me...
Stephanie Kramer? She was also on 'We Got it Made" back then.
Markie Post? Would
I think the 80s were definitely more square than the 70s or 90s, so yeah I think these things go in cycles. Like the religious revivals that happen every century or so...
That's possible. Who's to say how tastes change, though? It could be that when the Millennials are in their 40's, they'll be watching The Human Centipede Chronicles and saying: "Jeez, things used to be so much more daring".
Then there's Airplane!,'Pardon me stewardess,I speak Jive'.
leg 'er down an smack 'em yak 'em!
Truly a golden time for comedies.
I've never seen it though I keep meaning to. I've heard enough quotes to that I think I've got the gist.
only in education can people say/do things like this with a straight face.
Having a stick up their ass helps.
Then they'd say/do things like this with a straight face large intestine.
Nice! If only Swiss were here...
*narrows gauze*
Nice pinch hit
Reason comment threads in real life? SFW
That's a furry convention when someone cheats at D&D
I worked for student housing when I was in Uni. We repaired damaged upholstery and made curtains on the sewing machines. Bored one day, I made a little ginger bread man out of brown naugahyde and left him dangling from a thread on the machine. A little christmas season cheer to brighten the work space. The Senegalese exchange student that used the machine the next day went nuts when he saw it. I apologized, but explained that wasn't my intent. That was 1988 and I cringe thinking about what would happen today.
Did he think it was racist or a voodoo curse?
Asking him THAT would've completely defused the situation.
We'd be sending you hacksaw blades baked in the cake.
Is he worth a cake? Send him a muffin.
My prison nickname "muffinrun". Yeah.
You should have told him 'vu cumpra'?
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" The Senegalese exchange student that used the machine the next day went nuts when he saw it. I apologized, but explained that wasn't my intent"
.
You should not have apologized.
You should have told him that that was a Gingerbread man and that is something cool in our society.
If he can't deal with that then he needs to go back to Senegal where he wouldn't have to deal with Gingerbread Men if they bothered him so much.
Fuck apologizing to those who come here from other cultures and want to find fault with this culture.
Fuck them with a chainsaw.
Never apologize to them.
Fuck him and those like him
Yes, beware the fear that comes after laughter.
I doubt this would make it to TV today either. But for somewhat different reasons?.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU49MR19CcA
Huh, I have no memory of that at all. I was in 11th grade, guess I was busy.
How about this toy advertisement?
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Better get the Ministry of Truth working overtime to edit those historical videos of the Nazis.
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In 1982 Rhonda lobbied several Provinces to eliminate intentional checking from the women's game.
She also suggested using a ball instead of a puck and wearing shoes instead of skates.
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If you get Johnny Depp to play a drunk Nazi would Nazis suddenly become sexy?
OK, I'm guessing most everybody here is old enough to have at least read about the 'Yellow Peril' where the oh-so-successful Japanese crony-capitalism was going to buy the property right out from under those 'bronzed American workin' men!' Tell that to Mr. Eastwood, who bought Pebble Beach back for, I think, a dime on the dollar.
Anyhow, the lefty SF Chron is TERRIFIED!
"Chinese developers muscling in to Bay Area housing market"
http://www.sfgate.com/business.....885583.php
Yep, those yellow bastards are offering MONEY to people who want to sell property! The HORROR!
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Next thing you know, they'll be selling us high quality, cheap stuff. Bastards!
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In San Fran history repeats itself. =D
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It's not like they can carry back to China.They only own it as long as we allow them too.I'm looking at you CCP.
Yeah, who cares who owns what. What I'm wondering is how much longer can these overheated housing markets continue. In places like NYC and SF everything that isn't nailed down is turning into luxury condos and before I was priced out of Manhattan I noticed that the super-rich are a fucking bore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miXMWJyOdgw
That's what I'm talking about.
"What I'm wondering is how much longer can these overheated housing markets continue"
In the Bay Area, there is no end in sight, since the cost is driven by lefty government policies, and we know how governments self-correct, right?
One of our least-bright Chron columnists wrote this piece:
"Bay Area housing crisis fueled by greed, study finds"
http://www.sfchronicle.com/bay.....ate-result
It's pay-walled, so you're not going to get much, but if you did get it, the "greed" to which he refers means owners using government-provided stumbling-blocks to keep development out of their neighborhood. As I mentioned, Chip ain't the sharpest knife; he never quite sees that it's government policies.
Add rent control to drive rentals off the market (and our new proggy Supe to do the same for new rental construction), height limitations, green-area requirement, 'remediation' fees, and you've got a government dead set against development and pushing the cost of a 2BR, IBA, street-parking condo over $1.75M.
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Oh sure there is all of that but there's something else too. For example around Wall Street I have seen dozens of office buildings turn into condos. Employment in the neighborhood is way down (because nobody can afford to keep an office there) - my job was shipped over to NJ, for example. If this goes on there will be hardly any jobs left except executives and the service industry that feeds them. Repeat across the rest of Manhattan and you have to wonder why anyone would even want to live there - it's just a real-estate investment now.
I've wondered for years why anyone would want to live around a bunch of self-important assholes who think themselves and where they live the center of the fucking universe. And who also vote in people carpetbagger Hillary Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Chris Cuomo, and Bolshevik Bill DeBlasio just to name a few.
Yes, and they're singing "Springtime for Mao and the Mandarins"
I think they are getting the point just fine; it's just that Nazi high school administrators don't like it when people make fun of their cherished symbols.
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With their swastika shaped shurikens.
On an evil twin search for "socialist translator" I was surprised to turn up sites claiming Hitler got a bad rap because Mein Kampf was poorly translated (a lie). I also found modern "National Socialist" sites containing none of the Bible quotes or Christian references and endorsements in everything he touched (see nobeliefs.com). The caricature sites feature costumed characters with faces averted, blurry... The whole thing had the ring of selling National Socialism as something other than the Christian organization it touts in its platform and contemporary news coverage. Even recent German movies like Lore and Sophie Scholl have scenes injected to suggest the overwhelmingly elected German party was non-Christian. How odd...
Hey AMSOC. Instead of fucking around with shit sites in order to find "proof" for you socialist agenda, you actually read a history book, or watch old propaganda films.
So "Hank Phillips" is AmSoc when he's huffing, or something like that?
It's not odd at all. German churches have been very motivated to sweep their complicity with the Nazi regime under the rug. This is particularly true of the Catholic church, which was instrumental in bringing Hitler to power and benefited massively from their collaboration.. The preamble Bavarian constitution even blames atheism for the Nazi regime, and German schools teach this, so Germans tend to believe it.
Churches in modern Germany also have strong influence over media, archives, and history research and teaching at the university level (they are also the largest private employer). That's what happens when media, education, and research are controlled by the government: history gets rewritten and the guilty get off free.
"That's what happens when media, education, and research are controlled by the government: history gets rewritten and the guilty get off free."
Spot on.
"Even recent German movies like Lore and Sophie Scholl have scenes injected to suggest the overwhelmingly elected German party was non-Christian. How odd..."
Take a number and get in line.
Guessing that at least ten books on my shelves claim various Nazi takes on religion.
If I had to choose, "A World at Arms: A Global History of World War II" (Weinberg) does the best to document the claims, and it was Hitler's intent to substitute who ever was The Fuehrer at the time for a ephemeral god.
You can speculate on "their take on religion" all you want, what's relevant is how Christians and Christian churches related to them.
Hitler claimed divine authority, just like a millennium of German rulers before him, usually with the blessing of the Vatican.
Holy Roman Empire is what that was, you retard.
Hillary Clinton's campaign summed up in 36 seconds
She's been in DC for 25 years. How is she this bad at this?
I don't know how anyone can watch her and actually believe she is sincere about anything she's selling.
She is sincere: she doesn't actually "want" to hurt people's livelihoods, she simply doesn't give a f*ck about anybody other than herself.
Her followers don't blink an eye at the thought of empowering Hill to wipe out a region's industry and livelihood. They will pat themselves on the back for their own personal generosity when other people cut welfare checks to the coal miners with other peoples money.
And Gaia rejoices! Scoot Prius, scoot!
Like Mulder, they want to believe. People like my retired marxist CA university professor Aunt. They eat Hillary's shit like it's lobster. They also actually believe Biden is really intelligent.
I can't believe that any politician stands up in front of people and says, "We're going to put a lot of X companies out of business"... and gets cheered for saying it.
If companies *exist* it means they're selling a product that there's actual demand for, and employing people serving that demand.
The idea that the government has some interest in "shutting people's businesses down" is abhorrent.
Yet there's a bajillion people out there who feel exactly the opposite.
I saw someone today say (*criticizing* Hillary!) the following = "so many FDR Democrats are fed up with the Establishment, Centrist Democratic party of Capitol Hill!!! Many corrupt ninnies awaiting their marching orders from the banks, Wall Street, Big Pharma, Big Oil, Big Coal, none of whom serve the American people!"
Yes, the financial industry, the healthcare industry, and the energy industries "do nothing" for the American people.... somehow.
How fucking braindead do you have to be to truly *believe* that? That person probably has a mortgage, a doctor, mutiple vehicles and a range of energy-dependent appliances... and yet somehow thinks, "These Industries are Robbing Me Blind!??"
To the credit of the audience they didn't cheer even when she paused for what she apparently thought was an applause line.
They have more sense than her it seems as to how it sounds when you threaten to wipe out thousands of people's livelihoods.
they didn't cheer even when she paused for what she apparently thought was an applause line.
I choose to blame that on their witlessness rather than presume it rubbed them the wrong way
You know, I thought Ayn Rand just couldn't make real people and populated her works with blantant stawliberal and caractature democrats.
And the older I've gotten the more realistic her characters seem, at least on the villian side.
I think the opposition to "The Producers" is probably less to do with the fact that it involves Nazi regalia... for as everyone notes, its not like they can avoid it while studying WWII-era history; which, last i checked, still occupies a large chunk of high-school history/social-studies agenda....
...i think the real opposition to it? is that it actually shows that Nazi symbols, or any sort of 'hate-symbols', or any sorts of imagery at all? Can be used in humor, and consequently becomes powerless.
Meaning = i think their problem with The Producers is that it shows that - not only is it "OK" to laugh about taboo subjects... that taboo subjects are actually the funniest subject of humor.
The very M.O. of the play undermines the authority of symbolism and imagery, and the authority of those who dictate "how to feel" about history.
I think the fact that its Nazi stuff is actually incidental.
Great point!
"patently offensive pro-Hilter play"
You know who else is fussy about grammar and spelling?
William Safire?
SPEAK NOT HIS NAME LEST HE RETURN FROM THE GRAVE
"Only in grammar can you be more than perfect."
that guy was like concentrated evil as far as i'm concerned.
the only saving grace is that the NYT keeps his pretentious-pedantry behind a paywall, so perhaps history will eventually forget he ever existed
He was the worst of the most recent time period when NYT columnists had real influence. Friedman currently carries that label, but that is only because that lispy knob Frank Rich helps out on a great tv show.
Stannis Baratheon?
A little bit about Superintendent Pritchard:
The dude saw combat in Afghanistan, yet thinks a picture can cause harm.
I have no words.
9/11 occurred because Osama bin Laden was triggered by seeing something on American TV once.
Actually, Osama was triggered by a bunch of yokels gawking at him and his wife in an Indiana airport circa 1979:
Bullshit, but I guess that's better than going uncovered in SA and getting raped.
I get stared at when I go to foreign countries too. Also when I go to indiana.
"Hey, that guy's not related to us!"
RE: 9/11 occurred because Osama bin Laden was triggered by seeing something on American TV once.
OBL probably saw too many episodes of Battlestar Gallatica.
Who wouldn't go crazy?
The salary for his position in 2014 was over $250,000. That should answer every question as to why he airs on the side of dumb shit caution.
I observe a doing of something.
No, I just did not proofread after voice texting. 🙁
So, you're admitting that I'm cooler than you. All my typos are artisanal and handmade.
You're assumption that I'm so cool that my typos have meaning is telling.
Assumes this is a quote from a TV show I've never seen. Goes to bed.
I'm offended that you think a selfless public servant is motivated by money! He went to war to preserve your right to vote, you ungrateful bastard!
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Random terrible video is terrible. =(
I agree public servants are in it for the power not the money.
That motherfucker is the fobbiest fobbit who ever fobbed. He's so POG that he has a P tatted on his left cheek and a G on his right so he can drop, bend, and spread to show the world what he is.
He was a reservist. He probably took a tour in the Stan because he was broke.
Wow.
Er... If that's the school's position, why did they let them do The Producers in the first place? Will it be "Springtime for Merkel"?
A Jewish written play with at least one Jewish student actor is being told the content is offensive to the Jews... yep, typical overzealous offense-on-behalf-of.
I wonder if the school has ever done "The Sound of Music".
If it's like the movie, I wouldn't characterize The Producers as an anti-Nazi play. It's an anti-corruption play, or an anti-crime play.
Not even sure it's satiric. It may barely qualify as such. Mostly it's farce.
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Winter for Britain and France.
Just for this slap in the face from another dimwitted school district, I am deliberately going to go re-watch The Producers -- both the original with Gene Wilder and the remake with Nathan Lane and Sarah Jessica Parker's husband.
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We had a similar issue with a local school and a history project on the KKK-
http://www.philly.com/philly/n....._skit.html
Congratulations Mr. Pritchard you have qualified as an Adolph Hitler wannabe but seem too brainwashed to understand. Sieg Heil!
RE: High School Censors Swastikas, Missing Entire Point of Satirical Anti-Nazi Play, The Producers
There's nothing like showing everyone what free speech is about than censorship.
Ask any socialist.
"CBS notes that Lowe is himself Jewish. "
Amazing! So is the author of "The Producers", Mel Brooks.
The original film "The Producers" is one of Mel Brooks' best, and the opening number of "Springtime for Hitler" is widely recognized as one of the best single scenes in all of film. Every time I see it, though, I hark back to "The Fountainhead," where Roark is hired by some developers to design a futuristic development (I can't remember the name, but it's a housing development). It turns out to be a tremendous success in terms of sales, but the developers absconded because they had oversubscribed the investment, and hired Roark because they heard he was the worst architect and expected his designs to fail. I have never heard Brooks refer to "The Fountainhead," but his movie was the Broadway version of Rand's novel. I can't help thinking there is a connection.
Both versions of "The Producers" are hilarious although I have a special fondness for the first version because I thought I'd rupture a gut when I first heard "Springtime for Hitler". It was so over the top offensive that it was the single best satirical number I'd ever heard.
The new version did a weird fact. The actor (John Barrowman) who sang "Springtime for Hitler" went on to become Ra's al Ghul on "Arrow". He didn't last long as Ra's because he was succeeded by the hottest assassin I've ever seen. For a man my age a night with her might be fatal...and worth it.
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Wrong, my high schoolers are still children.
Funniest line in the article: "High schoolers aren't children." If that's true then why do they revert to being children when they go off to college?
It is amazing how uneducated our educators are. We need to start firing a bunch of them until they learn common sense.
What is a hate crime?
Is that like a
What's next to be attacked after the "don't tread on me" flags are banned?
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