Friday A/V Club: Battle of the PBS Stars
"It's a dark day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood."
In antediluvian times, by which I mean the 1970s and '80s, ABC aired a series of specials called Battle of the Network Stars, where teams from different TV channels would face each other in athletic contests. In 1982, the folks at SCTV imagined what would happen if another network's celebrities got in on the act:
A question for younger readers: How well does this translate for those of you who weren't watching TV when the shows being spoofed here were on the air? Part of me thinks the average SCTV episode will be completely opaque to anyone who can't decode its dense web of allusions. But then another part of me remembers that I've managed to enjoy Monty Python's Flying Circus, even though friends from the U.K. tell me there are large layers of British references in it that are almost entirely invisible to me.
In any event, if you want to get your hands on the entire Battle of the PBS Stars episode—which also includes Milton Friedman and John Kenneth Galbraith competing in a Cosmos/Firing Line football game—you should go here. For past editions of the Friday A/V Club, go here.
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"It's a beautiful day in the universe, and only a solar explosion could disturb us! It would burn us!"
All I recall about Battle of the Network Stars is Lynda Carter and Adrienne Barbeau bouncing around in wet spandex.
That is all that is needed to be recalled
Gabe Kaplan beating Robert Conrad in that 50-yard dash has gotta be the biggest upset in sports history.
Up your nose with a rubber hose, Conrad!
+1 off my case, potato face.
Lou Farrigno in the tug-of-war.
Lou Farrigno flicking the battery off Robert Conrad's shoulder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA5jrGEeyXM
A second-string cable channel (maybe ESPN Classic or somesuch) shows reruns of the Battle of the Network Stars. It makes for good treadmill viewing watching the likes of Telly Savalas, Robert Conrad, and Kristy McNichol toughing out a footrace or swim medley.
Here
OMG. How did I miss that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTLN0PDZ_gQ
Yeah, those 'contests' could have been called "Battle of the Network Tits and Asses".
Saturday Night Live actually did advertise a 'Network Battle Of The T's & A's' back then.
Hahahahahahahaha Martin Short as Mr. Rogers and John Candy as Julia Child.
Guy Caballero would like a word with you, Jesse.
Was wondering is that was Martin Short (those teeth, that smile!)
Wld have enjoyed Linda Carter on 'Network Stars', dont know how I missed it. Sadly, she's a Hillarybot now.
"Representing my ancestry who started the Olympic games,'' says Telly Savalas while smoking a cigarette in his tracksuit.
OMg this is the best Friday AV Club evar!
The video is very funny.
SCTV was great. It was only a year or two ago I ran across the video of SCTV's Jeopardy parody. The SNL version is taken straight from SCTV.
So were some of the cast, in the early days.
+1 Margaret Meahan.
I wouldn't think that younger people would - naturally - get the humor due to the passage of time.
Our 23 year old IT guy has never heard of Johnny Carson.
Weird, wild stuff.
(I know that from the Simpsons and SNL)
One thing, and one thing only: Whispers of the Wolf. From Monster Chiller Horror Theater.
So am I the only one who got all of the references (if only second-hand), but still didn't think that sketch was funny?
If you pull the rod out of your ass, the humor might have a way of getting in.
I'm not sure I want humor that gets in that way.
Dude, that's the best kind.
Jesse,
We have met before, a fellow Marylander here. I am the same age as you and was a big fan of SCTV growing up but somehow missed this, which is awesome, thanks. I think for somebody in their early 20s much of this particular sketch would be lost on them. Occasionally ESPN(x) will run Battle of the Network Stars re-runs but I cannot imagine my kids ever finding it interesting or entertaining.
Another show that I liked growing up that has not aged well (through no fault of theirs) is MST3K. Like many fans I would try to keep up with my own quips during the show and when you watch it now you realize time has made many of their comments to obscure because they were very topical, and comments that could be made now with subsequent events seem to really make the show seem dated.
A question for younger readers: How well does this translate for those of you who weren't watching TV when the shows being spoofed here were on the air?
Speaking as a typical 15-yea-old, I can't understand any of you people's cultural references.
Thanks for this glimpse of Rick doing Dick. Moranis did a great turn on SNL of Cavett interviewing himself.
Q: You're so multi-talented, you do so many things so well. Do ever think you're spreading yourself too thin?
A: What a brilliant question?
+1 lollipop
And now Progressive Flo has taken her place in the spank banks of America's men!
....would.