Friday Funnies: The Coin Toss

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Worst. Cosplay. Ever.

[db]

Bill is Sisyphus, forever doomed to push Hillary up the mountain, only to have her collapse and roll back down when the summit is within reach.

[Adans smith]

I’ve always thought of Hillary as Medusa.

[Fist of Etiquette]

It’s spelled syphilis.

[WTF]

So then Bill is a syphilanderer?

[WTF]

NEEDZ. MOAR. LABELZ.

Awful, just….awful.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I get that Hillary is Porkins and Harry Reid is R2D2, but who are Jay Leno and Taylor Swift supposed to be? And who’s that in the bad Chewbacca outfit?

[WTF]

I heard some actual (unintentional) humor from the debate last night, it was a clip of Hillary claiming she’s not an ‘establishment’ candidate because, vagina!

[Adans smith]

I do not believe she has one.

[Marshall Gill]

I am also skeptical. However, I really don’t want to know one way or the other.

[cavalier973]

Here’s proof right here. It’s probably SFW.

[WTF]

According to the book of SugarFree, she has a mutated, prolapsed, prehensile….uh oh……ahhh….*RAAAAALLLLPPHHHH!*

[UnCivilServant]

You know better than to read from the works of SugarFree.

[Swiss Servator]

Nor is it to be thought…that man is either the oldest or the last of earth’s masters, or that the common bulk of life and substance walks alone. The Squirrelz were, the Squirrelz are, and the Squirrelz shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them, they walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen. SugarFree knows the gate. SugarFree is the gate. SugarFree is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in SugarFree.

[UnCivilServant]

Are you drunk already, Switzy?

[Swiss Servator]

God, I wish I was… I am waiting for the sweet release that death (or drunkenness) will bring. They have us toiling in the fondue mines at drop dead pace lately.

[UnCivilServant]

That’s the wookie that wold other wookies into slavery. You know it isn’t cost effective for the Imperials to actually go down to the wilds of kashyyk and capture them personally.

[WTF]

That’s the wookie that wold other wookies into slavery.

Michelle Obama?

[Jerryskids]

If you think it’s fun trying to puzzle out a Bok pic, check out what Den Bosch has for you.

Reason needs to send Agile to the festival and report back to us.

Among the festivities: BOSCH OPEN EXPO (B.O.E.) is a unique, open entry exhibition. Anyone over 15 can enter their artwork to win a place in the exhibition that will be held at a number of locations in ‘s-Hertogenbosch in spring 2016.

Both professional and amateur artists will be challenged to present Jheronimus Bosch-inspired work. A side exhibition to the major one at Het Noordbrabants Museum: Jheronimus Bosch – Visions of genius, will be compiled from the works selected.

[some guy]

Alright, who’s the best artist here? We need you to look back through Sugarfree’s archives and draw some of that stuff up Bosch-style for submission. Get on it!

[Will4Freedom]

If that woman with her nose up HRC’s butt is supposed to be Huma, he failed miserably. If it’s not Huma, then why does Bill still have his pants on?

And, by the way, the donkey needs his Depends changed.

Would have been better if HRC was offering a coin to the donkey and winking and saying “Here… I have a coin”.

[straffinrun]

Think it’s Chelsea, but that still doesn’t explain why Bill has his pants on.

[UnCivilServant]

His proximity to hillary killed his usual drives.

[AdamJ]

Why is Gwynneth Paltrow in this?

[UnCivilServant]

She was promiced an ambassadorship of her choice. (And forgot Hillary’s history with ambassadors)

[Tejicano]

Hey, it’s a lifetime appointment. What’s the problem with that?

[UnCivilServant]

The duration of “lifetime” under her watch?

[AdamJ]

And why doesn’t Bernie know that OT starts with a coin toss? Are they playing college rules for OT or pro?

[AdamJ]

And who’s in the furry costume? Schumer? My money’s on Schumer.

[Will4Freedom]

I’m going to go with debbie wasserman schultz… even though I see no physical resemblance at all.

I think she has put all her eggs in the HRC basket, so to speak.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

God, I hope she doesn’t have any eggs left up that nasty hole. The thought sickens me.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Barely on topic: anybody that would vote for either of those two is definitely suffering the effects of CTE.

[Princess Trigger]

What! And vote for a icky red teamer?

[Brandybuck]

Better Team RED than some dirty third party…

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

Worst Budweiser Super Bowl ad EVAR.

Awful, therefore – perfect.

Happy Fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I live another day to haunt your dreams, and I have updates from Derpetologist that I’ll post.

In the meantime, I hope you all….have a nice day, or something.

*too worn out to try moar harder*

[Jerryskids]

Other than being worn out, how you doing?

[Swiss Servator]

ALMANIAN!!!!

Good to see you….here.

[Tejicano]

Hey Almanian!

Good to see you out and about

[Cdr Lytton]

What, no *SLAP*?

[Ted S.]

Bok could have just posted this instead.