The big theme of BuzzFeed's new Hillary Clinton profile is that the candidate is not the power-hungry creature that so many people think she is. Beneath that ambitious exterior, we're told, something deeper has driven her throughout her career: a cause called love and kindness.
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She was speaking at a conference on the West Coast, and that's where it slipped out for the first time. "I know it's not usual for somebody running for president to say what we need more of in this country is love and kindness," she said. "But that's exactly what we need more of."
A few weeks later, standing on a sweep of green in Hanover, New Hampshire, Clinton took it further. "I want this campaign, and eventually my administration," she said, "to be more about inspiring young people, and older ones as well, to find that niche where kindness matters, whether it's to a friend, a neighbor, a colleague, a fellow student—whether it's in the classroom, or a doctor's office, or in a business—we need to do more to help each other.
"That's what my campaign is about," she said. "I want more kindness."
BuzzFeed's writer, Ruby Cramer, takes these platitudes at face value, painting Clinton as a caring woman misunderstood by the media, by Washington, sometimes by her own staff. Yet the whole thing feels so calculated, down to that little phrase at the beginning: "I know it's not usual for somebody running for president to say…" When people feel the need to announce that they're being daring and different, it's usually a pretty good sign that they aren't. (George H.W. Bush called for a "kinder and gentler nation" when he was accepting the Republican nomination 28 years ago. Clinton isn't exactly breaking new ground here.) It's easy to be cynical about this, to say that Clinton is just trying to remold her image and that BuzzFeed's mash note is a vessel for the message.
But what if she's serious? No, seriously; let's consider that. What if this is how Clinton sees herself?
A ruthless pol trying to craft a more kind and loving public persona: That's a familiar sight. But a ruthless pol whose private sense of self really looks like this, a ruthless pol who genuinely believes a campaign to elect her president is "about" "inspiring" "more kindness"? That's sort of sad, and it's a little megalomaniacal too. What the world needs now may be love, sweet love, but Washington isn't going to provide it; of all the things that might inspire people to do more to help their friends and neighbors, surely the presidency is nowhere near the top of the list. Yet here Clinton is casting her candidacy as a kind of national encounter group, with herself as our therapist-in-chief.
Add the fact that this particular politician is better known for war than warmth, and we find ourselves in deeply dark territory. President Clinton lecturing us on love and kindness as she drops bombs on Syria or Yemen—that would be bad enough. But if the lecture is sincere, if she sees each airstrike as an act of love: Now that would be unbearable.
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sure, the candidate tied to corralling bimbo eruptions and pretty much igniting the politics of personal destruction can be synonymous with kindness. What?
A viciously authoritarian politician with an earnest belief in her own crusade is the most dangerous of all political archetypes.
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C. S. Lewis.
But C.S. Lewis is like, one of those old white guys who owned slaves 100 years ago or something! You libertarians really need to stop worshiping the Constitution.
I know, dude. When President Roosevelt defeated the Confederacy at the Battle of the Bulge, he fought for the right of all Americans to be represented by a strong woman president with a dedication to equality and progress.
Jack Johnson: It's time for someone who has the courage to stand up and say, *slams his fist on the podium* I'm against those things that everybody hates!
John Jackson: Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly *slams his fist on the podium* I agree with everything he just said.
inspiring young people, and older ones as well, to find that niche where kindness matters
I've wanted to open a business where, instead of young people giving the elderly a sponge bath, it's the other way around. Is this what she's talking about?
I was listening to Carolla on Love Line back in the day, and he pointed out that if you have to have a weird fetish, being turned on by grannies is the fetish you want to have.
If you want to bang 18 year olds, that just gets creepier as you get older, but if you want to bang 60 year old women, well then that just kind of becomes more normal as you get older. And nobody really wants to think about it too much. Because it's gross. But let's face it, we're all getting older, and will probably end up in a nursing home, barring any unforeseen circumstances.
So personally speaking, I would like to think that when they finally put me in a home, my initial thoughts would be 'I'd like to tap that.'
It's hard to say what, if anything, Hillary believes about herself, because it's impossible to believe anything she actually says.
It's possible that she has transcended the sense of a coherent self, and that she lives each moment in her awareness and intentionality. If that's what enlightenment looks like, I'm starting to have serious misgivings about the buddhist project.
Meh. There is a dynamic of competence missing from the Shrillary, no matter her intentions.
HAL 9000 could, for instance, probably manage his email a little better.
Or cue the Benny Hill theme watching Hillary attempting to operate and monitor an interplanetary spaceship, with nothing but her wits and an instruction set to guide her.
But imagine, also, the shock on HAL 9000's e-eye after denying Hillary the airlock without her helmet...and realizing that didn't kill it.
"BuzzFeed's writer, Ruby Cramer, takes these platitudes at face value, painting Clinton as a caring woman misunderstood by the media, by Washington, sometimes by her own staff"
And by her kid, her husband, her parents, in-laws, cousins nephews and nieces. Her acquaintances, her dog, the check-out clerks at the grocery. Every one who ever spoke with her on the phone. Her priest, pastor or who ever puts up with her on her choice of religious day. Her doctor, dentist, the mailman, the newspaper kid, the..........
Ah, hell, the woman is a raging bitch!
"I want this campaign, and eventually my administration," she said, "to be more about inspiring young people, and older ones as well, to find that niche where kindness matters..."
Bernie called her out for being anti-middle class, and now we find out she's anti-middle aged!
To offset the detrimental psychological impact of being reminded that Hillary Clinton exists, is a candidate for the Presidency, and will be mentioned endlessly for the foreseeable future in most outlets, I present a photograph of fine womanhood:
It's an attractive picture of Kate Upton. Which explains why Crusty didn't like it -- there aren't any genital deformities to marvel at, as his tastes demand.
Just clicked on that site. In their "what are you going to do about it?" section, there is this:
It sounds simple, but you just need to get the message out. Your best friend and your family probably already know the truth about Hillary. What about the others? The simplest way, the one that we believe in, is with a sign and bumper sticker. It's the same way politicians promote themselves, so this is the same way we choose to promote the lawful conviction of Hillary. But you don't need to stop there, there are many ways you can spread the word. Our founder says, "It's your right as an American to be more American than others. If they're pro-Hillary, they're anti-liberty."
Conveniently they sell bumper stickers and lawn signs!
Add the fact that this particular politician is better known for war than warmth, and we find ourselves in deeply dark territory. President Clinton lecturing us on love and kindness as she drops bombs on Syria or Yemen?that would be bad enough. But if the lecture is sincere, if she sees each airstrike as an act of love: Now that would be unbearable.Blockquote
The USA will be a utopia. Friend Hillary is wise and benevolent and not at all murderous. There are no more communists, mutants, traitors, or secret societies. Technology will be more advanced than it has ever been in the history of civilization, and research and development does not routinely involve handing out prototype weapons which will of course never let loose a nuclear explosion if dropped. All its citizens will be completely happy to live inside it and never leave. Happiness will be mandatory. Unhappiness is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
The only way Hilary could have a personality would be for it to have been ripped out of its original owner and floating in a jar of formaldahide. It wouldn't shock me to know that she had tried it.
Leaving aside the absurdity of using the phrase "love and kindness" in the same paragraph as Hillary, it never ceases to amaze me how little progs understand their opposition. Pretty much every argument I've had about Obama goes the same way, when they're not talking about how racist I am, they go on and on about how much he loves and cares about me. (I'm a racist, but he loves me...and possibly sacrificed himself for my sins as well?) They don't understand that I don't expect any politician to care about me and find the idea very suspect.
I had no idea that was a thing. I would watch it just because Craig is capable of having intelligent conversations, like this one with Alice Eve regarding determinism. Also, there is Alice Eve.
'BuzzFeed's writer, Ruby Cramer, takes these platitudes at face value' ...
How is Ruby Cramer *not* working for HRC? It isn't just Clinton who sounds 'calculating', it is the fake journalist pretending to 'cover' Clinton. A worthy endeavor for an actual journalist would be to try and identify all the rich white girls 30 and under who are 'covering' Clinton.
The big theme of BuzzFeed's new Hillary Clinton profile
Jesse Walker, readin' 'em so we don't have to.
Yeah, I am going to take Jesse's word on this one.
Also, great alt text.
sure, the candidate tied to corralling bimbo eruptions and pretty much igniting the politics of personal destruction can be synonymous with kindness. What?
A viciously authoritarian politician with an earnest belief in her own crusade is the most dangerous of all political archetypes.
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C. S. Lewis.
But C.S. Lewis is like, one of those old white guys who owned slaves 100 years ago or something! You libertarians really need to stop worshiping the Constitution.
/prog
I know, dude. When President Roosevelt defeated the Confederacy at the Battle of the Bulge, he fought for the right of all Americans to be represented by a strong woman president with a dedication to equality and progress.
Tranny is a slur, dude
Jack Johnson: It's time for someone who has the courage to stand up and say, *slams his fist on the podium* I'm against those things that everybody hates!
John Jackson: Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly *slams his fist on the podium* I agree with everything he just said.
+1 clone
She can always marry Monica and run as a loving couple .
Isn't Monica now making money in ads for Weight Watchers? Isn't Hillary gaining weight due to stress?
A match made in heaven!
inspiring young people, and older ones as well, to find that niche where kindness matters
I've wanted to open a business where, instead of young people giving the elderly a sponge bath, it's the other way around. Is this what she's talking about?
Elderly-on-teenager porn is plentiful on the Internet. Hillary's missed out on that particular niche.
"Missed", or "missing"?
Eeeeewwwww.
I was listening to Carolla on Love Line back in the day, and he pointed out that if you have to have a weird fetish, being turned on by grannies is the fetish you want to have.
If you want to bang 18 year olds, that just gets creepier as you get older, but if you want to bang 60 year old women, well then that just kind of becomes more normal as you get older. And nobody really wants to think about it too much. Because it's gross. But let's face it, we're all getting older, and will probably end up in a nursing home, barring any unforeseen circumstances.
So personally speaking, I would like to think that when they finally put me in a home, my initial thoughts would be 'I'd like to tap that.'
It's hard to say what, if anything, Hillary believes about herself, because it's impossible to believe anything she actually says.
It's possible that she has transcended the sense of a coherent self, and that she lives each moment in her awareness and intentionality. If that's what enlightenment looks like, I'm starting to have serious misgivings about the buddhist project.
if by enlightenment, you mean expediency, then okay.
It's possible that she has transcended the sense of a coherent self, and that she lives each moment in her awareness and intentionality.
*Stares at Hugh for a really long time*
I think I get it man.
"has transcended the sense of a coherent self, and that she lives each moment in her awareness and intentionality."
Oh, you mean like the HAL 9000.
Oh, you mean like the HAL 9000.
Meh. There is a dynamic of competence missing from the Shrillary, no matter her intentions.
HAL 9000 could, for instance, probably manage his email a little better.
Or cue the Benny Hill theme watching Hillary attempting to operate and monitor an interplanetary spaceship, with nothing but her wits and an instruction set to guide her.
But imagine, also, the shock on HAL 9000's e-eye after denying Hillary the airlock without her helmet...and realizing that didn't kill it.
"BuzzFeed's writer, Ruby Cramer, takes these platitudes at face value, painting Clinton as a caring woman misunderstood by the media, by Washington, sometimes by her own staff"
And by her kid, her husband, her parents, in-laws, cousins nephews and nieces. Her acquaintances, her dog, the check-out clerks at the grocery. Every one who ever spoke with her on the phone. Her priest, pastor or who ever puts up with her on her choice of religious day. Her doctor, dentist, the mailman, the newspaper kid, the..........
Ah, hell, the woman is a raging bitch!
we are so alike!
Sevo, I think you're being a little harsh.
As a long-time dog owner, I am quite confident that her dog understands her very well.
One bitch understands another.
"I want this campaign, and eventually my administration," she said, "to be more about inspiring young people, and older ones as well, to find that niche where kindness matters..."
Bernie called her out for being anti-middle class, and now we find out she's anti-middle aged!
To offset the detrimental psychological impact of being reminded that Hillary Clinton exists, is a candidate for the Presidency, and will be mentioned endlessly for the foreseeable future in most outlets, I present a photograph of fine womanhood:
*NSFW.*
http://s29.postimg.org/ot20gvt3b/2449.jpg
Disgusting.
Ok, then I'm DEFINITELY not clicking on that.
[frantically wipes computer with a cloth]
It's an attractive picture of Kate Upton. Which explains why Crusty didn't like it -- there aren't any genital deformities to marvel at, as his tastes demand.
So those big round things hanging down in front of Kate aren't deformities??? 😉
Hope and change 2.0?
Hag and change
Aren't we still waiting for 1.0?
We're still waiting for the alpha testing phase.
A view on buzzfeed which i share
Have you seen this?
YOU DONT "DROP" ECSTASY
that said, i enjoyed the makeup artist's ability to go from "shiny millenials" to "strung out junky" in 20mins
my favorite comment from a glance was, "Why is there no gay-couple?"
I saw two of these Hillary for Prison 2016 signs on lawns today, and I live in the not-so-great state of New York.
I gotta check that website out when I get back to the Rancho Dean.
i like the link to http://www.Hillary-Satan2016.com at the bottom
Just clicked on that site. In their "what are you going to do about it?" section, there is this:
Conveniently they sell bumper stickers and lawn signs!
That person will make some decent money thank Citizens United every second for it. I only wish it had occurred to me sooner.
So that just tells us who the two Republicans are in the Great State of New York.
No wonder there aren't any libertarians in office in NY. The Republicans outnumber them two to one!
It makes me happy just knowing those signs exist
Clinton is a ruthless piece of shit warmonger who supports the racist war on drugs.
Fuck her and all her fucking supporters
If that was a Trump quote, you forgot to include a link.
""That's sort of sad, and it's a little megalomaniacal too.""
Hillary in a nutshell
I feel some of Hillary's kindness coming on.
Lube me up, I'm ready for Hillary!
didireallyhavetobethattasteless.com
Cults of personality, on the other hand...
Hey, people said they were inspired by the current Lightbringer. I can only imagine it'll happen with xer, too.
But Hillary doesn't have a personality.
Obama doesn't either but the fact that one can see a difference makes her even scarier.
The only way Hilary could have a personality would be for it to have been ripped out of its original owner and floating in a jar of formaldahide. It wouldn't shock me to know that she had tried it.
She's certainly the "love and kindness candidate" if you're a major donor to the Clinton Foundation.
To everyone else, she's a prevaricating, corrupt, venal cunt.
I thought we were supposed to see her like this?
http://www.artcritical.com/wp-.....hatry2.jpg
If the resemblance weren't so obvious, that photograph would be disturbing.
Crusty has that pic hanging in his foyer.
*barf*
WTF is that
Leaving aside the absurdity of using the phrase "love and kindness" in the same paragraph as Hillary, it never ceases to amaze me how little progs understand their opposition. Pretty much every argument I've had about Obama goes the same way, when they're not talking about how racist I am, they go on and on about how much he loves and cares about me. (I'm a racist, but he loves me...and possibly sacrificed himself for my sins as well?) They don't understand that I don't expect any politician to care about me and find the idea very suspect.
Hillarybots make the exact same speech, except they substitute "sexist" for "racist."
Jeepers creepers, stop being so racist.
I'll stop when someone tells me why we don't have no white history month, gosh
Ugh. You white people are the worst.
No, this guy is all right.
Every one of those makes me laugh.
Fuck you. You have your own history channel. How many documentaries about Hilter's cousin's veterinarian do you need?
German shaming...so typical
Yes...
They really are the policemen of dogs
Actually, I kind of want to see the new Craig Ferguson show. I know that probably doesn't help my boring whitest white person reputation
I had no idea that was a thing. I would watch it just because Craig is capable of having intelligent conversations, like this one with Alice Eve regarding determinism. Also, there is Alice Eve.
I hate talk shows but he was pretty interesting and delightful.
Agreed. Interviews that are not pre-planned are more fun to watch? Who knew?
There can only be one basic bitch queen of Reason, and that's Lady B.
That was really good, HM. That basic bitch needs a sitcom, or for me to hold her.
Pictured
I literally didn't even know what a basic bitch was until I learned about it on HnR
I'm bad at this...
I didn't know HnR knew what a basic bitch was.
Oh - just because it is called the History Channel you actually thought the "H" stands for "History"? Really?
"(I'm a racist, but he loves me...and possibly sacrificed himself for my sins as well?)"
I have often thought how fitting it is that atheist progressives are the heir apparent to the self-righteous Christian moral authoritarianism.
She's about as kind and loving as Francis J. Underwood.
I would pay all of my savings, all of it, for someone to successfully cut in with, "And what about Monica?"
'BuzzFeed's writer, Ruby Cramer, takes these platitudes at face value' ...
How is Ruby Cramer *not* working for HRC? It isn't just Clinton who sounds 'calculating', it is the fake journalist pretending to 'cover' Clinton. A worthy endeavor for an actual journalist would be to try and identify all the rich white girls 30 and under who are 'covering' Clinton.
Ruby is WAY typical... http://tinyurl.com/gnslneo
Like most progressives and other psychopaths she believes whatever is most flattering to her self image in the moment.
She really is getting desperate. Could the Bern really win the nom? That would be interesting and delicious when her felony indictment comes down.
I'm ready for a politician to love me.
To cover and caress me with the warms hands of he state.
To wrap the strong, long legs of the government around me as I firmly, rhythmically thrust the state, with the state whispering and biting my ear....
Where was I?