Via the Twitter feed of Popehat (Ken White Patrick Non-White), comes this remarkably insightful live-tweeting of last night's GOP debate…by "North Korea's official news agency" (not really, but still a shame).
Full parody below and here. Snippets:
"Marcos Rubio US condemns arrogant fat man Chris Christie as abortion-procuring political pimp."
"Miserable son of inbred plutocrats Jeb Bush speaks in vague and unquantifiable nebulisms."
"Capitalist Donald Trump grudgingly admits that United States is a bankrupt and morally failed nation."
"New York City called a cesspool of abortion, drug abuse, perversion, and sodomy by senator Ted Cruise."