"Official Donald Trump Jam": The Drug Has Not Yet Been Invited Invented That Makes This Watchable

Forget curing cancer, putting a man on Mars, or getting the Cubs a World Series win. We've got bigger problems.

Published on Jan 13, 2016

Freedom Girls from Pensacola, Florida entertain Trump supporters in Pensacola, Florida on January 13, 2016

Via Fox 10 Phoenix.

HT: Reason TV's Paul Detrick.

Comments

[Quincy.]

It was charming. Stop hating, Cosmo.

[AlmightyJB]

That was pretty much the high point of the presidential campaigns so far.

[AlmightyJB]

There going to hate their parents when they get to college.

[Crusty Juggler]

Skenazy be damned, those children should be taken away from their parents.

[Los Doyers]

1 for 2, not bad, JB. *hands JB a frosty PBR*

[Donaldo Trumpolini]

Cowardice

Are you serious?

Apologies for freedom, I can’t handle this.

When freedom rings, answer the call!

On your feet, stand up tall!

Freedom’s on our shoulders, USA!

Enemies of freedom face the music, c’mon boys, take them down

President Donald Trump knows how to make America great

Deal from strength or get crushed every time

I’d like to give future generations something to laugh at.

[Drave Robber]

The Drug Has Not Yet Been Invited That Makes This Watchable

The drug to make you spell ‘invented’ as ‘invented’ has been already inv… er?

[Jerryskids]

The drug to make you spell ‘invented’ as ‘invented’

So everybody but me’s been inviting drugs?

Is there a rule to cover when you go to correct someone’s spelling but you misspell the misspelling such that it’s now the correct spelling?

[Drave Robber]

It’s known as Muphry’s law, and possibly under several other names.

My drug however has probably been invented as far as six to eight thousand years ago. 🙂

[Drave Robber]

I sugarfreed only one of the links!

[Quincy.]

Agile Cyborg invites all the drugs in the world to come on over. That’s how we know which of them are any good.

[Quincy.]

Ergo, AC hasn’t yet invited the drug necessary for The Jacket to be able to watch this video. Nick is still waiting for the test results. And as you can imagine, AC has quite a backlog. Do I have to explain everything to you people?

[commodious spittoon]

It certainly does invite drug use.

[AlmightyJB]

Are these girls even old enough to know who Professor Snape was?

[commodious spittoon]

DON’T say WAS. Don’t you dare.

[AlmightyJB]

Are these girls even old enough to know who Professor Snape was?

[commodious spittoon]

I’LL KILL YOU.

[Los Doyers]

CRUCIO FIRST

[SIV]

God Bless America!

[chemjeff]

It’s cute, but I’m still not voting for him.

[GILMORE?]

DEAL FROM STRENGTH OR GET CRUSHED EVERY TIME

[commodious spittoon]

Actually it was the combination of dodge, parry, miss, and block that mitigated crushing blows, not strength.

*pushes glasses up nose, blinks rapidly*

[Aloysious]

Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

[sesuncedu]

I question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[AlmightyJB]

nice:)

[commodious spittoon]

Har!

[Jerryskids]

I swear to god that audience looks like they were promised a bologna sandwich, a packet of Oreo’s and a warm place to take a shit if they’d just come sit and hear Brother Donald preach the Good Word for a bit. Half of ’em look like they’re wondering where the hell their bologna sandwich is and the other half look they’re thinking maybe they weren’t as hungry as they thought after all.

[GILMORE?]

YOU QUESTION THE PEOPLE’S JUCHE!?! CYNICAL IMPERIALIST WARMONGER SEEKS TO UNDERMINE CONFIDENCE AND INSINUATE IMPURITIES OF STRONGEST PEOPLE OF AMERICA?! YOU SHALL BE CRUSHED BY THE STRENGTH-DEALING OF PEOPLES INSPIRED BY TRUMP JAMS

[Quincy.]

KIM JONG UN LAFFS AT TRUMP JAMS! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WITH ONLY THREE GIRLS? KIM JUNG UN OGLES THOUSANDS HE HAS JAMMING IN PERFECT UNISON IN UNIFORM HAIRCUT.

[SugarFree]

Except that lady in red, up and to the immediate right of the podium. She’s rocking the fuck out.

[Crusty Juggler]

Not even the dorks in the Trump t-shirts liked it.

[commodious spittoon]

Is this the turning point? Could this be it? When Trumps supporters finally realize it’s all been a ‘uuuuuge and none-too-subtle put-on?

[Cytotoxic]

No. Look below. They are terminally retarded. They are Obama supporters with less cognitive function. Possibly negative cognitive function.

[Hyperion]

We’re invited for what drug? Drugs are bad, mmkay?

[Knarf Yenrab!]

In less than a month, Donald Trump will appear on the Daily Show and reveal that his entire campaign has been an elaborate trolling of the braindead among the GOP.

The humiliation of some segment of voters who bear a rough resemblance to what very well may now be the GOP base will then lead Hillary Clinton to capture the election in a landslide. Alas, just prior to her victory speech, Hillary will choke on a Captain D’s hushpuppy that she snuck off Bill’s backstage plate o’ non-vegan vittles.

America, say hello to President Julian Castro.

[commodious spittoon]

In any other context I would have thought “Bill’s backstage plate o’ non-vegan vittles” referred to young women in various states of undress (and shell-shock).

[PapayaSF]

No way. Trump is in it to win it. And he will. Here’s one somewhat oblique reason (and another example of why reality is now beyond parody).

[commodious spittoon]

You know what else was strenglich verboten…?

[Cytotoxic]

“beyond parody”

Holy shit the irony, the lack of awareness.

Trump is in it to win it. And he will hand the presidency to Hillary Clinton.

FTFY

[SIV]

Hillary is going to the Big House, not the White House.

[Cytotoxic]

You tell yourself that. It’ll come true this time! This time it will be different!

[Jerryskids]

Let’s ask Swiss: When the Swiss say they “want to show that there is zero tolerance for sexual harassment. The motto is “If you come to us, abide by our rules” do they mean “if you do these things we will give you such a severe frowny-face you wouldn’t believe” or do they mean “if you do these things then……let me ask you a question. Have you ever wondered what your left testicle tastes like?”

[ant1sthenes]

“In less than a month, Donald Trump will appear on the Daily Show and reveal that his entire campaign has been an elaborate trolling of the braindead among the GOP.”

Thus validating conspiracy theories about the Clintons — having no hope of winning peacably and feeling that the system was effectively a coup, conservatives mount an armed uprising against USG and particularly the Democratic Party. Peace is only restored when Obama finds that Clinton’s influence peddling rose to the level of treason and executes her entire family. The nation remains in a state of emergency, without elections, for the next eight years, before the President dies in a bizarre golfing mishap. With no obvious successor and the institutions of democracy in shambles, the various states leave the remains of USG, reorganize into three competing polities, and enter a civil war which lasts another ten years and ends in detente.

[Donaldo Trumpolini]

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Boy, that seemed longer than two minutes fifteen seconds. Maybe this is what smoking drugs does to your perceptions.

[Los Doyers]

Check out what suppository’ing drugs does to my sense of smell

[Fist of Etiquette]

I’m listening…

[Los Doyers]

WHO FARTED

[Drave Robber]

On a more serious note, this is harsh even with sound off.

[Dark Lord of the cis]

Catchier than anything Lou Reed ever did.

[PapayaSF]

In other election news: Emails Prove Hillary Knew Libyan Rebels Were Conducting Ethnic Cleansing, Supported Them Anyway

[Los Doyers]

Don’t worry, Papaya, I won’t be voting for Trump nor Hillary. Rest easy.

[commodious spittoon]

Nobody blinks when the pope practices ritual ablutions, but Muslims engage in cleansing and it’s suddenly a big deal.

[SugarFree]

Where a Muslim rape gang when we need one?

[Los Doyers]

Well, they were just here a minute ago…

[Crusty Juggler]

Knocking on our door.

[Quincy.]

“Our” door, Crusty? I thought you lived alone.

[Los Doyers]

The Crusty is coming from inside the house!

[Crusty Juggler]

America’s door, wisenheimer.

I thought you lived alone.

Do you want to know where I keep my spare key, too? Creeper. *cinches bathrobe.*

[Quincy.]

I already know it’s in the fake rock you bought at Brookstone.

[Crusty Juggler]

I keep my spare key inside of my place so that creepers like you can’t use it to get steal my shoes or smell my pillowcases.

[Quincy.]

Reince Priebus demonstrates he could rock QVC.

[Quincy.]

“Everybody’s going to be behind one horse.”

Phrasing.

[Bee Tagger]

IS THIS THE DEBATE THREAD?

[Quincy.]

*crack open beer”

LET”S DO THIS!

[Cytotoxic]

OT: yesterday I ended up link-hopping my way over to some site called ‘RightScoop’ and specifically an interview of Coulter with Hewit. Didn’t watch the interview went to the comments. That commentariat was SHITTING on Coulter, Trump, and Breittard.com and their commentariat. I may have found the last refuge of The (somewhat) Intelligent Online Conservative. It’s like finding unicorns. I’d take them over most of the trog-cons here.

[Jerryskids]

Breitbart has a commentariat? If you put enough of them together will they eventually write all the works of Shakespeare?

[Cytotoxic]

I doubt they are capable of being that useful or intelligent. What they will do, if they get lucky and work really hard, is put Hillary Clinton in the WH and possibly give her some of the Congress too. And stink up the GOP brand for a generation.

[Quincy.]

The anthem didn’t suck.

[MJGreen - Docile Citizen]

Please. Kill. Mojo.

[Los Doyers]

WHAT DID MOJO EVER DO TO YOU?

[MJGreen - Docile Citizen]

Well, I fucked up that reference.

[Jerryskids]

What do you suppose Mojo was praying for?

[Bee Tagger]

What is this? A recap of a long journey to the present day with voiceover that doesn’t use Explosions in the Sky?

[Quincy.]

The 2016th debate of the 2016 campaign.

[commodious spittoon]

…I thought the debates were over. I thought this and the last thread were post-debate wrap-ups.

Oh Christ I just tuned into the stream. Cruz has such a punchable face.

[Crusty Juggler]

He’s is a foreigner.

[Cytotoxic]

A Canadian too. They’re the worst.

[Crusty Juggler]

See.

[Quincy.]

Why do you hate Canadians so?

[Crusty Juggler]

I know the answer to this one: Rufus and Cytotoxic.

[Cytotoxic]

The correct answer was ‘Nickelback’. And Bieber (?). And Celine Dion. Maybe I should just stop.

But hay, we kind of gave you Cruz….yay?

[Crusty Juggler]

Alanis is the one and only answer to that question.

[Los Doyers]

I’ll take Ryan Gosling. And I’m not sharing.

[Los Doyers]

Because who calls a shitter the “washroom”? Get real.

[Cytotoxic]

CLASSY people. ie Canucks

[Los Doyers]

Me in Vancouver: “Excuse me, where’s the restroom?” “The washroom is right down the hall.” “Hmm, these canuckistanis must be fucking with me.”

[Notorious UGCC]

“You shit in the toilet? All the other Americans must think you’re conceited, eh?”

[Harun]

If this were a normal politician, I’d ask which donor wanted his kid to be on stage.

[Akira]

Progressive: “Wow, is Trump desperate or what?? This is clearly a sinister example of brainwashing children, just like the Nazis did to gear up for the Holocaust! Donald Trump is obviously a dangerous megalomaniac! Only the ReTHUGliKKKans would do something like this!”

https://youtu.be/WtGrp5MbzAI?t=94

Progressive: “Oh… Um… I mean, uh… KOCH!!! BOOOOSH!!!! FRACKING! CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!”

[ant1sthenes]

It’s kindhearted of you to think they would even make the connection.

[Akira]

I’ll just leave this here:

http://www.democraticundergrou…..9378#post7

[Lord Humungus]

WHY DO YOU HATE FREEEDOM!!!?