Here Is The New, Creepy-As-All-F*ck Face of American Politics

If you think Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are awful separately, try to imagine them as one person.

David Deeble's Twitter

This truly terrifying image, which comes from the lively and funny Twitter account of David Deeble. Follow him here.

Related: "Donald Trump is an Awful Frontrunner, But Hillary Clinton is Worse, for Practical Reasons" and "Why Hillary Clinton Should Thank God for Donald Trump."

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[Lee G]

I just ate. Thanks Reason.

[Butler]

That can't be unseen.

[Mad Scientist]

Try this eye bleach.

[JW]

Ah, better.....

**Looks again** GAH!

[Looks at eyebleach] [Looks back at Reason]

GAH!!!

[Tybus]

Looks like Barf from Spaceballs.

[waffles]

Yes, throwing up does come to mind.

[R C Dean]

I've changed my mind, Nick.

Come the revolution, I'll kill you first. Just for posting that, that, . . . . I just can't even.

[Swiss Servator]

I am a pretty good shot - may I join the squad.

*resumes retching*

[Pope Jimbo]

At least they blended Donald's hair onto her head. They could have shopped it into a merkin

[Pope Jimbo]

Sort of like pony tail merkin but with Hillary's dried up snatch and Donald's toupee.

Probably NSFW

[Rich]

pony tail merkin

Nice band name.

[Trigger Warning]

Dude.

[Juvenile Bluster]

I hate you.

[Brett L]

It's like evil (and uglier) Betty White.

[Brochettaward]

Betty White was hot back in her day. Have some god damn respect.

[Hugh Akston]

Wasn't she a bailiff on Night Court?

[SIV]

This truly terrifying image, which comes from the lively and funny Twitter account of David Deeble.

Is Deeble as brilliantly funny as Amy Schumer?

[Just say Nikki]

So what you're saying is you've decided to go Full Troll at this point.

[SugarFree]

At this point? Is this point five years ago?

[Hugh Akston]

"Sounds like, someone's living in the past. Contemporize, man!"

[Warty]

Someone has to tell those FUCKING COSMOS how it really is, Nikki.

[kinnath]

It's like seeing your ugly aunt comes out as transgender.

[Sevo]

Which was always sort of suspected, right?

[Elspeth Flashman]

it spookily makes me think of my grandma in her 80s. Never meaning to disrespect my wonderful grandma.

[sarcasmic]

Oh, come on. I was eating lunch.

[Hyperion]

Well, I for one am just happy that we have another chance to talk about the Donald.

[Scarecrow & WoodChipper Repair]

The Donald? No. The Dillary, or the Honald, or the Clump, or the Trinton, please.

[Jerry on the rocks]

Donton Hillrump.

[Scarecrow & WoodChipper Repair]

Abbeliebe that's the best one.

[Swiss Servator]

I do kind of like "Honald Clump".

Has a bit of a Forrest Gump ring to it.

[Gene]

Just fucking wrong.

[Suthenboy]

This cannot be unseen, fuck you very much.

[Rufus The Monocled Derp Slayer]

What's wrong with the picture?

[Free Market Socialist $park?]

That hawk-woman from Buck Rodgers did not age well.

[GILMORE?]

I prefer the campaign poster version

[Don't Be Naive Arthur]

Hot

[F. Christmas Ape, Jr.]

Crusty will be in his bunk.

[Barnstormer]

I kinda thought it was an improvement for both of 'em.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

Same

[GILMORE?]

Obama = Trump is 'exploiting' anger and fear over economic insecurities

Obama then pivoted to the subject of Gun Control, insisting that Republicans want to allow terrorists to murder your children, and that things like 'due process' or the 'second amendment' are antiquated concepts invented by racist people.

[Rich]

"You combine those things, and it means that there is going to be potential anger, frustration, fear ? some of it justified, but just misdirected," the president added. "I think somebody like Mr. Trump is taking advantage of that. That's what he's exploiting during the course of his campaign."

Pot calling kettle ... whatever.

[Hyperion]

Obama isn't exactly an example of a person who should be talking about anyone else 'exploiting' situations. King 'jump on the pile of dead bodies' should just STFU.

[Spoonman.]

Pretty sure my employer would look down on midday Monday bourbon.

[Brett L]

That's why you hide it in the Yeti thermos. People are always saying, "Nobody needs to keep 30 oz of liquid cold ALL day", but I get too drunk trying to keep my bourbon from getting too wet in a normal cup.

[Notorious UGCC]

"hiding it in the Yeti thermos." Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Brett L]

I work with construction people now. They are exactly like IT people only their toys cost more-- boats and hunting leases instead of servers and gaming systems. However, I think the Guys I worked with at my previous programming job owned more guns per capita. But Yeti is the expensive name brand cooler/cold drink tumbler company.

[Medical Physics Guy]

Sure, post the substantive articles underneath and leave this on top all morning.

[Thymirus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjnm3V0xYjI

[Heroic Mulatto]

I refuse to believe David Deeble is anything other than a fictional creation of Stan Lee.

[Notorious UGCC]

I know right, like Lois Lane or Lex Luthor.

/ducks

[SimonJester]

Oh stop, everyone knows they are the same person.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

He would be right up there with these:

https://youtu.be/j9Uh_RucKz8

[TheZeitgeist]

First an article on CRISPR genetic-modifcation technology. Followed by disclosure of darkness such technology brings.

Coincidence?

[Swiss Servator]

Point awarded to TheZeitgeist.

[Brochettaward]

So, the question here is would Crusty hit that, right?

[Crusty Juggler]

Steve Martin's chubby sister? Yes, yes I would.

[Alice Bowie]

Sorry Gary Johnson, this year, I'm voting for Hilary.

I feel as a relatively down-to-earth American I can't let the Carnival Barker of the White/Racist/Zeno/STUPID/ARMED vote win.

Maybe 2020.

[GILMORE?]

Zeno, Alice?

[Alice Bowie]

orry...meant to say xeno

[KerryW]

Well, he is a bit of a paradox...

[Harun]

A xenophobe who has married several foreigners.

Might want to scratch that one off the list.

[kbolino]

How will she conduct business from within her prison cell?

[Crusty Juggler]

Would.

[SimonJester]

We know, CJ. We know. You don't actually have to remind us.

[MJGreen - Docile Citizen]

Stop encroaching on Sugarfree's turf, Nick. There's only so much vomit my body can produce.

[Hank Phillips]

The true face of the DemoGOP. I can see why Trump is singled out for abuse. Imagine the gall of the guy daring to tell Nick to his face that he likes libertarians and thinks we have good ideas. I can't wait for Rubio, Cruz and Bush to say something nice about the LP. That'll release the editors on them faster'n you can say smear job.
Hillary, on the other hand, is probably safe from such a fate.

[Mad Scientist]

Actions speak louder than words, genius.

[Jerryskids]

Need to change the color to capture Trump's Jersey tan, making sure you keep the puffy frog eyes properly frog-belly white just like the real thing. Has nobody ever told him that when you wear those little welding goggle thingies around your eyes when you're corroding you need to touch up the make up around your eyes to keep it from being obvious you were wearing the little welding goggle thingies?

[Hank Phillips]

FLASH! This just in: "Hillary kicks sand in poor little Rand Paul's face when all he wanted was to rescue some babies from their evil Siamese-twin mommies." Release the dogs of reservoir-dire!

[timbo]

huh?

[timbo]

It really just looks like Hillary.

She's an ugly cuss. I'll bet when Bill rapes teenagers in the Caribbean he is thinking of Asian teenagers.

[JeremyR]

Isn't that just Hillary with short hair?