Thank You for Making Reason's 2015 Webathon a Historical Success!
A record-shattering 1,682 donations totaling $246,000 to support journalism defending free minds and free markets!*

You people are unbelievable. When we were 147 donors and $84,000 short of our ambitious fundraising goals with only 31 hours remaining in Reason's annual Webathon, you brought out the woodchippers. Let's update our historical Webathon tables to give you the full numerical flavor:
2008: 152 donors, $13,000 (rounding to nearest thousand).
2009: 625 donors, $56,000
2010: 505 donors, $47,000
2011: 522 donors, $69,000
2012: 341 donors, $49,000
2013: 636 donors, $163,000
2014: 1,178 donors, $224,000
2015: 1,682 donors, $246,000*
Are you kidding me?
That's roughly 2.5 percent of the Reason Foundation's annual revenue, people. We will treat this not just as cash, but as a mandate and motivational fuel—to bring more logic and less legends to the next national freakout, to fight off constant attempts by both major political parties to dismantle civil liberties, to make the world safe for libertarianism, give intellectual ammo to judges who prune back leviathan's power, hold candidate/nominee/president Hillary Clinton's feet to the fire, smack around the anti-constitutional authoritarian Donald Trump, have even more sport with The New York Times, create more culture, champion free speech (yes, even for commenters), and to legalize the bejesus out of weed. And so very much more.
Your contributions make our organization much more resilient in the face of any future funding or external shock. You allow us to be stable (well, financially stable, anyway), in a media/think-tank/opinion-mag world of constant, direction-shifting instability. And you give us a good goddamned spring in our step as we go forth in the world as happy warriors for ideas that constantly challenge, befuddle, and threaten the statist status quo.
For that, we are eternally thankful. OK, maybe not eternally, but at least until this time next year! Take it away, Andrew Gold!
* Originally read 1,680 donors and $244,000.
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Geez. Now you're just going to ask for more next year.
"Thank you for Being a Friend" is almost as bad as Gillespie giving us Barry Manilow.
How 'bout MDC's "I Remember"?
Feeling celebratory? Maybe The Stooges' "I Feel Alright" or MC5's "Kick Out the Jams"?
Maybe Manhattan Beach's own Descendants' "Thank you"?
. . . but noooOOOoooo.
It should have been something loud and obnoxious--like we are. Not Barry Manilow. Not "Thank You for Being a Friend". Jesus Christ, why not just give us Broadway show tunes?
I want my money back!
At least it wasn't Kerry bringing us James Taylor.
I expect more Lou Reed coverage as a condition of my donation.
He'd probably have to die or something.
Hooray! Reason will survive!
Oh...
Yeah, he shouldn't have told us that.
He should said that our donations almost cover the legal bills our comments racked up for them . . . but not quite.
The Kochs will cover the rest.
Still, not bad for a bunch of clowns who hang out on reason.com instead of doing their work
Wait, or is that just me?
I only comment in between violent sessions of masturbation over faked Hillary/Liz Warren lesbo porn. In which Cankles is depicted as a Union Army officer raping Fauxcahontas. Hot shit.
To: Reason Staff
The webathaon is over, so now you can go right ahead and publish all of those abortion articles.
Thanks,
The Welcher.
On a second thought, I think we gave too much.
We need to cap it to pre-2009 levels.
But will they still have the money to send Matt to al, those fawning MSNBC appearances?
Mad Lib:
With all that money, whycome Reason never covers my important pet issue of _____________
Cocktail parties.
Magnets.
Ground Zero mosque construction.
They gave up on that. I think it's going to be condos now.
Bukkake
Golden Girls theme songs.
Abnormally-sized sex organs.
Impending and inevitable alien invasion.
William Paul.
Champions League football
Europa League or GTFO
MLS?
I donated my time and a percentage of my snark.
You greedy bastards. If I so much as get a whiff of swanky new Reason offices being built in some tropical paradise like Somalia with its windswept beaches I will totally lose my shit.
It's not so much windswept as delightfully breezy, but their private beach is raked into pleasing geometric patterns by topless cappuccino-skinned islanders.
cappuccino-skinned islanders
All covered with white foamy stuff? I'm not sure that's a good thing.
I demand the webathon funds be used in a gender-responsive manner.
Wait a minute, didn't Nick say yesterday that they met their funding goal of $250k? Protip Nick: don't spend the 6 grand on hookers and blow until AFTER you've gotten the books cooked.
There were some donations that turned out to be not-donations.
So that's way Lobster Girl 2.0 was a Golden Girl.
I gave money for that? I feel so dirty.
+1 for Quail Man! Right on!
I'm glad Reason reached its goal, and I could help, a little.
Best site on the web, IMO.
Duran Duran
Her name is Kristen and she dances on the sand
Just like that river flowing through the dusty land
Damn right. Except I'm more like an elephant lumbering than a river flowing.
I will donate more when you no longer post Shelderp's brain droppings.
Hey, at least they're below the fold now.
I will take incremental progress.