Reminder: Reason Happy Hour in Portland Tonight!

Free minds, free markets, free booze

Join Reason staff editor Elizabeth Nolan Brown, Reason Foundation Director of Criminal Justice Reform Lauren Galik, Reason Development Coordinator Preston Cornish, and other friends of free minds, free markets, and free booze in Portland this evening. Reason will be hosting a happy hour at Bit House Saloon from 6-8 p.m., with complimentary drinks and appetizers to thank you for your support. 

Who: All friends of Reason 

What: Reason's Free Minds and Free Markets Happy Hour, Portland edition

When: Thursday, November 12 , 6:00 - 8:0o pm

Where: Bit House Saloon, 727 SE Grand Ave, Portland, OR

RSVP: Here, or by email to [e-mail]

Questions? Contact Preston Cornish at [e-mail] or [phone].

Comments

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

The Paul. doesn't 'do' Portlandia.

[Crusty Juggler]

I heard the dream of the nineties is alive in Portland.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

It can't be worse than Seattle.

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

Sez the guy from Burbank.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

That's how rumors get started.

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

Did Epi ruin Portland from his lair in Seattle? Or is that just a rumor....

[Hyperion]

You can bet that the commie gestapo in Seattle have fixed their evil gaze on Portlandia. We'll get you my pretty! Hehheehhhheeeeheeee!

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

Portlandia could use a few more gaze... to style the place up a bit.

[grrizzly]

Reason continues to organize happy hours in the cities that I visited in the previous weekend.

[Citizen X]

You're just a trendsetter.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

I hope you visited the food truck pods.

[grrizzly]

I checked them out but didn't buy anything. The weather was too goddamn awful to grab food outdoors.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

Yeah, my brother was there last weekend. The pictures were pretty dreary.

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[Hugh Akston]

Is ENB still denying that she's a hipster? Because organizing a meetup in Portland kinda makes that hard to believe.

[Just say Nikki]

She claims to be "in recovery." smdh

[Hugh Akston]

So these meetups are her "recovering" the way recovering alcoholics hang out in bars?

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

Yes - it's a test. Of will.

[Just say Nikki]

Exactly.

[Crusty Juggler]

I do assume there are many photos of her wearing vintage clothing while frolicking in nature.

[Swiss Servator]

Gamboling?!?!

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

+whyte injun

[Citizen X]

She's saving up to get the mustache tattoo removed from her index finger.

[Crusty Juggler]

I thought she was saving up for Father John Misty tickets.

[Citizen X]

That too. She's really hoping he plays an entire set of covers of Ryan Adams's covers of Taylor Swift.

[Crusty Juggler]

I do approve of any mocking of Ryan Adams.

[Citizen X]

Especially if Lou Reed is involved?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Will "Mary Jane" be invited? If you catch my drift.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I'm talking about marijuana use. You know, weed.

[Swiss Servator]

Amsterdams finest? Bud? Cheeba? Doobies? Ganja? Hemp? Kind? Nug? Pot? Reefer? Schwag?

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

CHOOM GANG IN DA HIZZOUSE!

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

Fist is wearing a wire.

[Crusty Juggler]

Eugene's a narc!

[Citizen X]

"Are you holdin'? Is William Holden here? Is Holden Caulfield coming to the party?"

[__Warren__]

Does your character have a Bag of Holding?

[Swiss Servator]

*narrows +1 gaze*

[__Warren__]

Hold me.

[Zeb]

Dick Hertz, from Holden.

[sarcasmic]

Wrong Portland.

[Zeb]

Yeah. East coast Portland's hipsters are slightly less idiotic.

[Hyperion]

And they wear this to actually keep their ears from freezing:

Hippy hat

[Zeb]

Thanks, now I am getting ads for Peruvian hats.

Those are alright, but I prefer fur.

[brady949]

"Rip City"

[Notorious UGCC]

[disrespectful and truly offensive comment about particular staff members deleted]

[__Warren__]

I don't think Nick is still an active Zoroastrian. You might want to delete that.

[Citizen X]

Jesus Christ, Eddie, you can't just say things like that about people.

[__Warren__]

Calling ENB a virgin was way over the line.

[Jasa]

Way over. A gal could get thrown into a volcano.

[__Warren__]

Thrown? What kind of backward barbaric hellhole do you live in? We use a steam catapult as God intended.

[Citizen X]

Oh, wait. I read that as "Virginian" and was like, hang on, she's not from around here.

[Jasa]

The hipster craze is so last year. The local paper informs us that we are now known for Bicycles, Beer, and Syphilis. Bicycles suck around here in the wintertime, so I assume Reason is coming for one of the other two.

[Hyperion]

Do the bicycles have a name?

[Citizen X]

Definitely the syphilis.

[Zeb]

Bicycles, Beer, and Syphilis

Sounds like a hipster craze to me. Syphilis is definitely the most hipster of STDs.

[Jasa]

Riding a bike with a bladder full of beer and syphilis takes balls.

[Zeb]

I'll still take pot, Mexicans and ass-sex any day.

[Citizen X]

Especially one of those tall bikes.

[Hyperion]

How many right turns do you have to make to find this place?

[Jasa]

Three. Because three right turns equals a left. Duh.

[Hyperion]

Only Portlandians know this by default.

[Corey]

Eh, wrong Portland. Let me know if you guys ever come to Maine. As they say, Portland is the new Portland.

[JoWaDat889]

Sounds like a plan dude. Wow.

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