So Much for That 'Halloween Revolt'
Another scare story fails to come true.

Remember the "Halloween Revolt"? Masked members of a group called the "National Liberation Militia"—supposedly anarchists, though that isn't a very anarchistic name—were allegedly conspiring to cause some sort of disturbance Saturday night, just to lure police to a spot where the officers could be killed.
There was an FBI alert about it. There was a ton of media coverage. Did you forget already?
It wasn't clear to what extent any police department thought this was a substantial threat, and the press often did more to obscure that question than to illuminate it. An outlet in Florida, for example, heavily implied that the FBI warning was why fans attending the Bulldogs-Gators game would not be allowed to wear masks or make-up that conceals their identity. But the article never actually quoted anyone in the sheriff's department connecting the rumor to the rule. Paranoid cops, or just a paranoid reporter?
At any rate, the story should have set off everyone's bullshit detectors. As I wrote last week, this sounded like one of those old urban legends about gang initiations mashed up with the recurring dubious narrative of a "war on cops," with some Halloween fears for seasoning. It might as well have been delivered in a big box labelled CAUTION: RECYCLED RUMORS INSIDE. But still the media ran with it. And now that Halloween has come and gone with no radical "revolt," I suppose the usual amnesia will set in.
But maybe we could do something really radical, and try to remember it.
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Bonus link: I'm not sure where the Halloween Revolt rumor began, but this document, which was circulating online last week, is an interesting link in the chain. It claims that police agents infiltrated Anonymous and launched a "Halloween Mayhem Op":
They are recruiting people that are more than happy to create violent chaos, and take to the streets Halloween night, with guns. The orders are to randomly shoot innocent people (if you think this sounds implausible, they have successfully done it before, details below), tear down atms and surveillance cameras, and actively riot against police….ALL IN THE NAME OF ANONYMOUS. Our masks, our name.
Obviously, that didn't happen either. What I'd like to know is which came first—the government version of the conspiracy theory, or the anti-government version of the conspiracy theory?
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Another scare story fails to come true.
Damn...
I was never really worried about it coming true.
What I was really worried about was a cop on "High Alert" doing something stupid.
Are they ever not on "High Alert"?
When they're in the squad car while on the clock.
Shit. Better to make a correction late than never
When they're asleep in the squad car while on the clock.
What's the term for an FBI-authored terror plot? Astroperping?
IT IS NOW.
Agree with X. If it wasn't, it ought to be.
Thirded. Nicely done, Mr. spittoon.
Bows head graciously.
Oops, * *.
*bows head in shame*
There are normally cops all over my neighborhood on Halloween, but this year i didn't see a single one (that wasn't a kid in a costume). I wonder if this is why.
Even with all the folks driving over from the ghetto, nothing bad happened.
Even with all the folks driving over from the ghetto, nothing bad happened.
My daughter and I resemble that remark...
You're on the wrong side of town, white boy.
He's just a dirty white boy.
What do I look like, a public sector employee?
I'm not disparaging the drive-overs - they're just folks who want their kids to have a fun time, and people in my neighborhood do go kind of overboard with the decorations and the candy and whatnot. But usually there are cops driving through, watching like hawks, and this year there weren't and it didn't make a difference as far as anybody's safety.
Probably made it safer...
+1 Airsoft gun
I wonder where the cops were.
I mean, you know they are still cashing those sweet holiday overtime checks, so they must have been somewhere, right?
Well, it WAS Saturday night, so probably hassling the people at the gay bar on the other side of the neighborhood.
(that wasn't a kid in a costume)
I saw two little boys dressed as TSA agents. They had handcuffs, and were deadly serious.
TSA agents don't carry handcuffs...yet. They have no powers of arrest.
Better tell them
And yet ? "Please step over there, Sir."
+1 finger
I didn't pay attention to it, not even in passing. Once the FBI alerts came out and the media coverage became a ton, I knew it had to be a big hoax and decided to move on to better things like videos of cute kittens on Facebook and shit.
Don't think we can't see that . in there. Who are you and what did you do with the real Old Mex?
Damned it! They're on to me!
Ok, I wanted to change the name to Old Mexican (with a space) and Reason's profile administrator did not let me.
Just what an impostor would say! *squints*
I hope the FBI is taking credit for the domestic terrorists aborting their plot. After all, once the FBI made their announcement, the domestic terrorists knew that they no longer had the element of surprise. So they aborted. It's the only credible explanation. Hooray FBI!
Terrorist Actions Thwarted and Averted - #WINNING
Just as believable as a count of jobs created or saved.
The Dailymail comments are hilarious:
Don't forget the hundreds of thousands of dollars in ecstasy drug dealers will give away to unsuspecting children
This is what we gave away at my house. My 16 month old granddaughter helped distribute the "Stuff". She's in training.
That ecstasy one has to be sarcasm.
Just to spoil the fun of stereotypes everywhere, Halloween night here in the D was the least fire-ridden in 20 years:
http://www.freep.com/story/new...../74944158/
So all the targets of opportunity have already burned down?
In her book The Kennedy Chronicles, former MTV VJ Kennedy claimed that the song was actually about her complicated relationship with Rzeznik, with the lyrics referring to their time together and her full name being a secret to most. Rzeznik admitted to the inspiration in the book, saying "I was trying to capture a moment...it was pretty interesting to have a song inspired by a moment. And I thought it was a very sweet song."
Kennedy, you minx.
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Man, I fucking hate the GooGoo Dolls. It's irrational, really. Just a deep, abiding hatred. I don't know the source. Shit like this does nothing to lessen it...
I bet you love some Coldplay
I like Coldplay. I don't pretend to be a good person.
Jesus that is worse than anything Nicole could ever possibly perpetrate.
I happen to like them too...
*narrows gaze, balls up fists*
A co-worker used to play one of their early albums on repeat. All day long. And I *already* hated them.
*punches Lee in the gunt*
Probably because they are forever associate with a Nicolas Cage movie.
You're more of a Blink-182 guy, eh?
I can't even think of a song by the GooGoo Dolls. Which means I'm better than all of you.
I liked them before they got big, when I (and they) still lived in Buffalo. They were a very different band then.
So is Kennedy to blame for their decline?
I can see her being a social vampire, sucking the relevance out of her victims and becoming ever more prominent.
And her glasses got bigger, and bigger, and bigger...
Heh could be. I never knew about the Kennedy connection. I'm guessing that happened after they left Buffalo cuz I don't see her ever slumming it there.
Someone should write a book about all these conspiracy theories. Will Mr. Walker get on this?