There's Nothing Scarier Than Being a Sex Offender on Halloween
Teen who had sex with a 15-year-old forced to sit at courthouse during Halloween, for safety.


From poison candy to prowling predators, we keep confusing Halloween's "spookiness" with actual dangers to our kids. Having scared ourselves to death, we then insist on making the day ever more supervised. How far overboard can we go? Here's a wonderful Mic piece by Anat Rubin at The Marshall Project, titled, "This is What Happens to Registered Sex Offenders on Halloween":
Before the sun sets on Halloween, Allen O'Shea will make his way to the local courthouse in Gaston County, North Carolina, where he will remain for several hours under the watchful eye of law enforcement until trick-or-treating has ended.
This will be O'Shea's first Halloween as a registered sex offender, a label he earned after having consensual sex with a 15-year-old girl when he was 19. He admits he was wrong. Still, being held in custody because costumed children are walking the streets asking for candy strikes him as absurd.
"My crime had nothing to do with kids," he said. "I made a 19-year-old mistake. I didn't go and molest a 5-year-old, and I'm being treated as someone who did."
The consequences of ending up on a state sex offender registry are harsh, making it extremely difficult to find a job or even a place to live. But on no day is the fallout stranger than it is on Halloween.
Despite research showing no evidence that children are at greater risk of experiencing sex abuse on Halloween than on any other day, states and localities around the country impose severe restrictions on registered sex offenders during the holiday.
Some — including parts of Virginia, Georgia, Delaware and Texas — require sex offenders on probation or parole report to designated locations. Others — such as Missouri, Florida and Nevada — direct some offenders to post signs on their doors that say, "No candy or treats at this residence." Broader restrictions in most states direct people on the registry to keep their lights off to deter trick-or-treaters and stay away from children in costumes in their neighborhood or at the local mall.
When the complete absence of risk doesn't matter at all to lawmakers and law enforcement, there is no rule of law. Only superstition, prejudice, and fear:
For O'Shea and other people on sex offender registries, giving up Halloween isn't their biggest concern but only a more bizarre example of some of the restrictions they face each day. The terms of O'Shea's probation prevent him from interacting with children, including his 11-year-old half-brother and 14-year-old step-sister.
"I can't go to a restaurant near a Chuck E. Cheese," O'Shea said. "If I go to Wal-Mart, I can't go anywhere near the toy section. I can't go to the mall either, because the mall here has an area where the kids play while the parents are shopping."
"But the most difficult thing is I can't see my brother and sister," O'Shea said.
Taking away basic human rights from a teen who had sex with another teen? That is beyond scary.
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I need to hear from Old Man With Candy before I formulate my final opinion on all this....
I'm always a bit busy this time of year.
One of the things I do for fun is to go to the grocery store, then head to the cashier with a cartful of apples and razor blades.
What are you going to dress up as for Halloween this year?
You. Lulls them into a false sense of security.
I'm Almanian, and I approve this....heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Wait a minute!
I think the OMWC's wisdom at this point would sound something like this:
"Get in the van! I have candy get in the van! GRAB IT'S FUCKING LEG!"
I was at the playground earlier watching a bunch of little kids frolicing on the swings and slides. The lady sitting on the bench next to me turned and asked me, "Which one is yours?" I replied, "I haven't chosen yet."
Good thing I hadn't taken a swig of Mt. Dew before reading this, cause it REALLY hurts when it comes out my nose
I totally stole this from Peter Shankman.
I absolutely laughed out loud.
more evidence, if anyone needed it, of how the offender system as designed serves no one.
What about the parole officers and watch guards who get OT for protecting us from this menacing pervert?
I stand corrected. It serves the King's Men, not the plebes.
It also allows the "think of the childruunns" types to get their rocks off.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R2SO_Z8kpOA
Ah. That's how SNL needs to be, like, all the time.
Push, push, PUSH.
Forte is hilarious.
Seems like some minors could either vandalize or SWAT some empty houses and put and end to this whole affair.
How would that end things? If it was the offenders' houses, the PTB don't really give a shit what happens to those poor sods, as evidenced by what they're doing to them now.
GOLDBUGS! PEANUTZ
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/30.....-news.html
The patient isn't recovering! Quick, add more leeches!
the University of Michigan consumer confidence survey, which, at 90, whiffed as well with its second-lowest reading of the year.
Hey, that survey has something in common with their punter!
Zing!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Derpboy cheers...something
I live in a duplex and my neighbor on the other side made the sex offender list. The specifics are vague but I think he got caught with a 14 year old some 15 years ago. He's lived there for 7 years and is a really good neighbor. He collects my mail while I'm away and hasn't complained when I borrowed his tools and haven't returned them. At least now I know why I won't get any trick-or-treaters.
Well, he probably only tolerates you so you won't report him.
"made the sex offender list"?
Like it's the honor roll?
"Dude, I'm VARSITY!"
I was a very attractive young boy. If there were molestations going on Halloween nights, I would have been targeted. Especially since every year I dressed up as a slutty altar boy. The whole thing's a myth.
Pics or it didn't happen.
On second thought, maybe that isn't the best plan...
It didn't happen. That's the lament.
I always had the same sad about 80s anti-drug propaganda.
Propaganda officer: "There are pushers handing out free drugs at schools!"
Me: "Where can I find them?"
Yep. Ain't no free lunch drugs.
I always wondered where all these "pushers" were too as a lad. It took work to go out and find people to buy drugs from.
"I was a very attractive young boy."
How did things go so wrong?
This counts as online bullying.
Wearing the altar boy costume at his age is just creepy.
Meh. Then you're just clergy.
Time to return the favor, eh?
Same thing applies to my altar serving. My priest was a drunk not a diddler so I never got the full altar boy experience.
What's the best or most offensive to modern sensibilities Halloween costume any of you ever wore as a child?
I once dressed with a large clear plastic bag over my body and filled it with styrofoam peanuts. Then I took a 2" pvc pipe about five feet long and painted a red spiral around it.
People who asked me "What the hell are you supposed to be?" got the answer: "Cocaine".
That was back in the early 80's.
Growing up in Miami at that time... I should've thought of that.
Good ol' Dadeland Mall.
That mall was like 15 minutes from where I grew up. So much time hanging out there in the late 80s and early 90s.
My brother put on nothing but a pair of pants and painted himself green and went as The Hulk. I put on nothing but a pair of pants and didn't paint myself green. When people asked if I was The Hulk after he turned back into Bruce Banner, I'd say "No, I'm a premature ejaculation - I just came in my pants."
Dear god that's funny
Hobo.
Peanutbutter and jelly sammich. That was awesome.
And Abe Lincoln. Because I am a dork.
As a kid, I recall clowns, ghosts, pirates, and I'm sure a soldier or two.
I hear that the Lamar Odom costume is going to be huge this year.
For the love of god, DO NOT do it in blackface, people.
Robot. My old man put some silver flexible ductwork on a cardboard barrel covered in silver foil, and a smaller bucket for the head with one way privacy film over the face for vision. Calculator attached to the chest you got a robot. And since I was inside the costume it was a slutty robot.
October, 1986, my girlfriend taped a mannequin leg to her head and went to a party as Baby Jessica.
The only one Mother remarked about was when I was Zorro. But maybe that was a costume birthday party.
Since I have no comment here I will re-tell a true story from several years ago.
My job required me to spend a day in Shreveport. I was only needed for a couple of hours in the morning and then another hour in the evening so I bought some food and parked in a nice public park. There were a fair number of families/children etc. there. I would walk around a bit but most of the time I spent sitting in the car. Included in my travel bag was some shoe polish and a brush so I decided to polish my shoes while killing time.
After putting the polish on I put the shoe on my hand and held it down in my lap so that I could vigorously brush it. After a few minutes I happen to look up and noticed that a number of people were staring at me. Dummy that I am, it took a bit for me to realize what they thought I was doing.
I put the shoe up onto the steering wheel and brushed it some more deliberately so that they could see what I was actually doing. There was a visible wave of relaxation that went through the crowd.
Seems appropriate
You forgot the part where this sound mysteriously came out of your car stereo.
If that sex offender is Warty or STEVE SMITH, I agree. But their Sex Offender status is only a small part of the package.
On topic:
I got my hands on 4 pounds of choice flat iron steak. I'm not sure how to proceed. A lot of recipes call for dry mustard, but I'm probably going to keep it simple.
Despite research showing no evidence that children are at greater risk of experiencing sex abuse on Halloween than on any other day, states and localities around the country impose severe restrictions on registered sex offenders during the holiday.
You have no idea how tiger-repellant rocks work, do you?
Does it involve hitting them in the genitals?
Very expensive rocks. I have some for sale. Don't trust anyone else, they're counterfeit and they don't work.
Pl?ya, I want to buy your rock.
The drug jokes are up-thread, JB.
Look, Hester Prynne deserved that scarlet letter A and that's that.
I detest Halloween.
I usually turn out the lights and go to the bar until at least 9:00 PM.
Aresen Scrooge.
I'm with you. Halloween sucks.
It's not the worst holiday though. That's St. Patrick's Day.
The best holiday is Thanksgiving, of course.
There is only one holiday worth a shit in this country
I've lived in semi-rural areas for years. No kids making the rounds. Hell, where I live now you'd have to run a gamut of coyotes, Gila monsters, rattlesnakes, and javelina around dusk, anyway.
When I lived in Dallas, we got lots of kids. I kinda enjoyed it, right up until the teenagers started showing up sporting a truly repellent mix of teen angst, entitlement, and surliness, all wrapped in shitty costumes.
I told Mrs. Dean that we should just tie both of our rather large pit bulls to the front porch at that point to deter intruders. She pointed out they would just get stolen.
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Eh. I live near a Catholic retreat where they send the pervo priests. I sure as hell wouldn't send my kids trick or treating there.
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Well, in college I went every year as "Drunken Frat Boy." A couple of years I didn't even realize it was Halloween until it was almost over.