Friday Funnies: Hot Dog Cancer Link Denial

Chip Bok | 10.30.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

I agree with WHO shirt. The way he's eating that definitely suggests a closet case.
1. straffinrun 11 years ago
  
  Damnit, Fist. You're supposed to leave some meat on the bone for us.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago
    
    I don't know, you could do something with Madeleine Albright in the back row there.
    1. plusafdotcom 11 years ago
      
      Ah, help, please... which one is Madeleine??? Need moar labelz?
2. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  He? Those two are clearly supposed to be lesbians, especially the overweight, blue-haired one.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago
    
    Just because they won't go out with you doesn't mean everyone's a lesbian.
WTF 11 years ago

NEEDZ. MOAR. LABELZ.

*SLAP!*
1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. straffinrun 11 years ago
    
    *Slap!*
    1. Trials and Trippelations 11 years ago
      
      *Slap?*
      1. Vapourwear 11 years ago
        
        My senior year of college the proggies started StudentLiberalsActivistsandProgressives.
        
        They openly went by SLAP. The poetry was lost on them.
      2. Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 11 years ago
        
        *SLAP!*
        
        Sorry so late - bargaining session with the Union this morning.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

That doesn't look one goddamn thing like Peter Capaldi
1. Rod Flash 11 years ago
  
  But a little like Roger Daltrey
UnCivilServant 11 years ago

When did the homeless shelter start using carry-boxes to distribute food?
straffinrun 11 years ago

As WHO guy bends over the girl in front of him, he calls the call next to him a DENIER. I don't get it.
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  That's not a girl in the front row, that's clearly an alien with a human disguise. You can tell from the way the facial features aren't even fully attached to the cranial lobe. That spinal curvature may be normal for its species.
  1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
    
    That's no way to talk about Hilary Clinton
    1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
      
      Hillary's not an alien, she's undead, probably some form of wight.
      1. MetalBard 11 years ago
        
        She's one of the white walkers. Or perhaps she suffered the same curse as Imhotep in the Mummy and became a walking plague.
        
        Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago
        
        NO SPOILERS.
      2. SimonJester 11 years ago
        
        We can rename it the Wighthouse.
        
        SimonJester 11 years ago
        
        Or possibly, since she does love the European snobbery, Wighthaus.
    2. straffinrun 11 years ago
      
      And you got Bill next to her, fuming and think about how to undermine her campaign.
2. AlmightyJB 11 years ago
  
  sanctimony and ass rape go together.
AlmightyJB 11 years ago

No mustard? The shame.
1. Will4Freedom 11 years ago
  
  That "Denier" is the one who knows it's the MUSTARD that causes cancer, not the hot dog. Although he does have two lines of something on that thing. French Dressing? He is lifting his pinky while eating finger foods.
  1. Loki 11 years ago
    
    Although he does have two lines of something on that thing. French Dressing?
    
    I'm gonna assume he's a yelper, so those are two lines of boogers and cum.
    1. Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 11 years ago
      
      +2 lines
This Machine Chips Fascists 11 years ago

Hey! Isn't that Joe Walsh sitting in the back? Cool.
1. sloopyinTEXAS 11 years ago
  
  If so, it doesn't look like life's been good to him lately.
  1. Pompey 11 years ago
    
    Chortle
  2. db 11 years ago
    
    I saw The Eagles play in 1994. Even back then the guy looked like the crazy man at the end of Kubla Khan
    1. Rod Flash 11 years ago
      
      The guy in the front row looks sort of like Ghengis.
Swiss Servator 11 years ago

What stadium has Cyclops serving hot dogs?!?!
1. sloopyinTEXAS 11 years ago
  
  Looking at him wouldn't be so bad if this was the beer vendor that followed him.
  
  http://www.dramafever.com/st/news/images/beer4.jpg
sloopyinTEXAS 11 years ago

Whoever built that stadium is gonna get hit with a serious lawsuit when a drunken fan falls six stories to his death off of that walkway that has no railing or visible safety features.

Just look at the terror in the eyes of that poor vendor as he navigates his way to safety. I'm sorry, but OSHA needs to get in there and make this a safe workplace.
1. Will4Freedom 11 years ago
  
  Bok is working on a cartoon lawyer, just in case.
sarcasmic 11 years ago

FROM MY COLD.... GREASY... HANDS!!!!!
Lord Humungus 11 years ago

ha. ha. ha.
creech 11 years ago

The fans are too damn attractive to be at a Mets game. So must be a Patriots game.
Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 11 years ago

I don't get it.

Awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. Sorry so late - bargaining with the Union this AM. Just got back.

And may you all choke to death on a hotdog or die slowly from teh cancer from eating hotdogs if your chew well enough not to choke.
1. R C Dean 11 years ago
  
  bargaining with the Union this AM.
  
  How's your woodchipper holding up?
BigT 11 years ago

A Denier eats a Kosher dog? WTF?
dpbisme 11 years ago

Yep, soon the Loony Left that has nothing better to do than harras people going about thier lives will be doing this...

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