Friday Funnies: Hot Dog Cancer Link Denial

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[Fist of Etiquette]

I agree with WHO shirt. The way he’s eating that definitely suggests a closet case.

[straffinrun]

Damnit, Fist. You’re supposed to leave some meat on the bone for us.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I don’t know, you could do something with Madeleine Albright in the back row there.

[plusafdotcom]

Ah, help, please… which one is Madeleine??? Need moar labelz?

[UnCivilServant]

He? Those two are clearly supposed to be lesbians, especially the overweight, blue-haired one.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Just because they won’t go out with you doesn’t mean everyone’s a lesbian.

[WTF]

NEEDZ. MOAR. LABELZ.

*SLAP!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[straffinrun]

*Slap!*

[Trials and Trippelations]

*Slap?*

[Vapourwear]

My senior year of college the proggies started StudentLiberalsActivistsandProgressives.

They openly went by SLAP. The poetry was lost on them.

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

*SLAP!*

Sorry so late – bargaining session with the Union this morning.

[invisible furry hand]

That doesn’t look one goddamn thing like Peter Capaldi

[Rod Flash]

But a little like Roger Daltrey

[UnCivilServant]

When did the homeless shelter start using carry-boxes to distribute food?

[straffinrun]

As WHO guy bends over the girl in front of him, he calls the call next to him a DENIER. I don’t get it.

[UnCivilServant]

That’s not a girl in the front row, that’s clearly an alien with a human disguise. You can tell from the way the facial features aren’t even fully attached to the cranial lobe. That spinal curvature may be normal for its species.

[invisible furry hand]

That’s no way to talk about Hilary Clinton

[UnCivilServant]

Hillary’s not an alien, she’s undead, probably some form of wight.

[MetalBard]

She’s one of the white walkers. Or perhaps she suffered the same curse as Imhotep in the Mummy and became a walking plague.

[Fist of Etiquette]

NO SPOILERS.

[SimonJester]

We can rename it the Wighthouse.

[SimonJester]

Or possibly, since she does love the European snobbery, Wighthaus.

[straffinrun]

And you got Bill next to her, fuming and think about how to undermine her campaign.

[AlmightyJB]

sanctimony and ass rape go together.

[AlmightyJB]

No mustard? The shame.

[Will4Freedom]

That “Denier” is the one who knows it’s the MUSTARD that causes cancer, not the hot dog. Although he does have two lines of something on that thing. French Dressing? He is lifting his pinky while eating finger foods.

[Loki]

Although he does have two lines of something on that thing. French Dressing?

I’m gonna assume he’s a yelper, so those are two lines of boogers and cum.

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

+2 lines

[This Machine Chips Fascists]

Hey! Isn’t that Joe Walsh sitting in the back? Cool.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

If so, it doesn’t look like life’s been good to him lately.

[Pompey]

Chortle

[db]

I saw The Eagles play in 1994. Even back then the guy looked like the crazy man at the end of Kubla Khan

[Rod Flash]

The guy in the front row looks sort of like Ghengis.

[Swiss Servator]

What stadium has Cyclops serving hot dogs?!?!

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Looking at him wouldn’t be so bad if this was the beer vendor that followed him.

http://www.dramafever.com/st/news/images/beer4.jpg

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Whoever built that stadium is gonna get hit with a serious lawsuit when a drunken fan falls six stories to his death off of that walkway that has no railing or visible safety features.

Just look at the terror in the eyes of that poor vendor as he navigates his way to safety. I’m sorry, but OSHA needs to get in there and make this a safe workplace.

[Will4Freedom]

Bok is working on a cartoon lawyer, just in case.

[sarcasmic]

FROM MY COLD…. GREASY… HANDS!!!!!

[Lord Humungus]

ha. ha. ha.

[creech]

The fans are too damn attractive to be at a Mets game. So must be a Patriots game.

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

I don’t get it.

Awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. Sorry so late – bargaining with the Union this AM. Just got back.

And may you all choke to death on a hotdog or die slowly from teh cancer from eating hotdogs if your chew well enough not to choke.

[R C Dean]

bargaining with the Union this AM.

How’s your woodchipper holding up?

[BigT]

A Denier eats a Kosher dog? WTF?

[dpbisme]

Yep, soon the Loony Left that has nothing better to do than harras people going about thier lives will be doing this…