Reason Tweets the First Democratic Debate

Join the Reason staff as we provide news, views, and abuse about the CNN/Facebook Democratic debate in Las Vegas.

CNN claims to be livestreaming the debate here. Your mileage may vary.

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[Quincy.]

George Clinton, Col. Sanders, Jackeen J. O'Malley, Jack Webb, Suzy Chaffee

Now we have a party.

[GILMORE?]

DeWitt Clinton, Barry Sanders, Grace O'Malley (irish pirate), Chick Webb (*not technically a midget), Roger B. Chaffee (Pilot, Apollo 1, slightly charred)

[lap83]

The only reason I'd watch is to see if they do split screens between each candidate and Trump smirking at their comments from home, but even that isn't sufficiently motivating

[Rhywun]

You heard he's live-tweeting it, right?

[lap83]

I did hear that and I will be avoiding it like the plague

[Rhywun]

You're no fun.

[lap83]

ok, I succumbed to peer pressure and peaked. He doesn't approve of the commercials. Lame. He could've at least said something about the hypocrisy of relying on capitalist funding methods for a debate between communists.

[lap83]

*peeked

[Rhywun]

Ha ha, tricked you.

[Red Rocks Rockin]

Better yet to have Trump be a heckler--he might say something just outrageous enough to give Hillary a stroke.

[Crusty Juggler]

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

A minnie van!

[Swiss Servator]

What kind of gaze does Crusty get?

*narrow*

[Crusty Juggler]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

[AlexInCT]

I heard Mickey was divorcing Minnie because she was fucking Goofy....

[paranoid android]

Is there a site where I can watch live reactions to the commenters' live reactions to the Reason staff's live reactions to the debate?

[Entropy Drehmaschine Void]

Yes!

[Hyperion]

I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with white hot forks than to watch this retard fest.

[Crusty Juggler]

I'd rather walk around Queens in my Chase Utley shirsey.

[PapayaSF]

You can watch films chosen by women on TCM.

[Hyperion]

Oh! The DemoKKKrat DonKKKey KKKart is rolling down Retard Hill!

[Crusty Juggler]

There may be some snark and alcohol talk during the live tweeters.

[AlmightyJB]

No thanks

[Blueman]

What are the words/phrases we are drinking to? I've got my red wine ready, people.

[lap83]

equal pay, environment, diversity, cackling (not a word so much as an action)

[Blueman]

Thanks!
I'll also take drink when they mention free college.

[BigT]

y'all are not going to make it thru the night

[Quincy.]

Anthem? I thought Sheryl Crow was going to the half-time show!

[Derpetologist]

So it starts with the national anthem. Wouldn't want anyone to think the Democrats are unpatriotic.

[BigT]

Here is the real Dem anthem

Ok, that was a joke. try this

[Rhywun]

Aim higher.

[Crusty Juggler]

I like it, but let me H&R meme that one up for you, Rhywun.

[Mrs. Lemuel Struthers]

The opening sequences was classy like a WWF commercial.

We're nearly at Idiocracy.

[Ska]

I'm going to Starbucks then.

[Crusty Juggler]

This is no time for a handjob, Ska!

[Ska]

Even Frito would realize it's the perfect time, dammit. What are you, some kind of fag?

[Crusty Juggler]

One of my favorite Bill Burr stand-ups, "What are you, a fag?"

Note: very salty language.

[RBS]

Bill Burr is great.

[Ska]

Hah - pretty damn good.

[Crusty Juggler]

"Weighing in at a combined eight-hundred pounds, and hailing from parts unknown, your 2016 democratic presidential candidates."

[SIV]

Get fired up

Bernie Sanders fired up

Get fired up

Bernie Sanders fired up

[Red Rocks Rockin]

If Trump came out at the next debate using this as his theme song, that might be enough to get me to vote for the crazy bastard.

[fieryscribe]

#BlackLivesMatter?

[AlmightyJB]

If a house doesn't drop on Hillary then the whole thing is rigged.

[lap83]

+2 striped sock covered cankles

[fieryscribe]

How are these people talking about incumbents when they've all been in politics for ages?

[PapayaSF]

MIND CONTROL

[Quincy.]

True story, I met Linc Chaffee's aunt once. Nice lady

[Crow T. Robot]

Pics?

[Quincy.]

Pervert.

[Quincy.]

True story, I met Linc Chaffee's aunt once. Nice lady

[Hyperion]

I hear on WaPo that the winner will be the one who can go most full on commie.

[Tonio]

Oh, unholy Cthulhu, Linc, Jim and Marty are like the worst most self-concious kids, evah.

[Quincy.]

America is fucked up! Let's keeping fucking up it together! Together!

[Quincy.]

Bernie: Let's raise the minimum wage!

[Tonio]

Argle...bargle...millionaires...climate change...sustainable energy.

[Francisco d'Anconia]

NO!

That is all!

[Suthenboy]

Huh. I just looked at the Suderman article.

He wrote about the upcoming debate rather than condemning Israel for its horrific terroristic murder of a 24 yo Palestinian.

"A 13-year-old Jewish boy from Pisgat Ze'ev is in critical condition Monday after being stabbed nearly a dozen times by two teenage Palestinian terrorists in Jerusalem's Pisgat Ze'ev neighborhood, marking the third terrorist attack in the capital in six hours.

Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said the attack took place at approximately 3 p.m., when a 13-year-old Palestinian and a 17-year-old Palestinian armed with knives attacked the Jewish boy while he was riding his bicycle.

"Both terrorists stabbed the boy many times all over his body before a driver neutralized the 13-year-old terrorist by ramming his car into him," said Rosenfeld. "The other assailant then stabbed a 24-year-old Jewish man nearby before being shot dead by police."

I am surprised Suderman isnt all over this. Is Richman taking up the slack?

I will go check.

[RBS]

Um, when has Suderman ever been on the CONDEMN ISRAEL train?

[Tonio]

Take back our government? For reelz Bernie? Lulz.

[Tonio]

For the children...Really Hill?

[Tonio]

God-given potential? That's rich.

[Quincy.]

God-given? Christer!

[CatoTheChipper]

Yawn ...

[Rebel Scum]

looking for ways to the even the odds get more power into my hands.

-HRC

[Rebel Scum]

Aaaaaannnnnnnddd...close the italics, you moron.

[Quincy.]

You first, Hill.

[Rebel Scum]

We'll have SO MUCH ROOM for activities! ISSUES!

[Crusty Juggler]

Is America ready for Cubs fever?

ASK THAT QUESTION

[RBS]

I still haven't recovered from 03. Which, as shitty as it ended was still the most fun I've had as a Cubs fan.

[Tonio]

Oh, yes, you do pay attention to what happens in the world.

[Tonio]

"Rooted."

[Hyperion]

I'm braving it alone on WaPo, surrounded by millions... ok thousands.... ok hundreds... OK damnit! The 3 remaining Hillary supporters! You can thank me later!

[PapayaSF]

When they say Hillary is going to be President, say: "I will stay with you in the bunker until the end, mein Hillary!" They hate that.

[rocks]

I am so stealing this

[PapayaSF]

From Iowahawk, I believe.

[Tonio]

Am I the only one who heard "North America?"

[Quincy.]

"I have a range of views."

I have an oven I can stick my head in.

[Person of Pallor]

Hillary is wave, her position isn't determined until the political function collapses.

[Quincy.]

Meow? *croaks*

[Mrs. Lemuel Struthers]

So every other country in the world has family medical level? Even the libertopia of Somalia?

[Quincy.]

"I love Denmark." Somewhere an Anders shivers.

[Win Bear]

Sanders ideas about the rest of the world are utterly naive. Most Americans would scream bloody murder if they had to live under the restrictions, with the high taxes, and the low incomes that Europeans have to live under.

[Tonio]

Sandinistas...

And moving right along.

[Rebel Scum]

Psh. The thing that is immoral and wrong is using the governments guns to coerce some people to subsidize the existence of other people. The initiation of force is immoral, Bernie. That is all.

[Tonio]

Save Capitalism from itself...

[Mrs. Lemuel Struthers]

Save capitalism from itself?

No.

Save capitalism from your greedy cronyism?

Yes.

[Bgoptmst]

Amen

[Rebel Scum]

support new (small) business

So, ole Bern' isn't a commie, he's a fascist?

[Win Bear]

A true socialist would want to get rid of private property, but that never would fly with Sanders' middle class voters. Of course, Sanders is a fascist: he advocates private property with strong government regulations, plus a certain degree of "America for Americans".

Fascists tend to like to pay lip service to socialism; after all, national socialists didn't call themselves "national socialists" for nothing.

[Sevo]

So has Anderson copper asked anyone's fave color yet?

[Tonio]

Linc is just 14m3

[Mazakon]

Liberal Republican says the party left him, right.

[Quincy.]

O'Malley, he's a riot!

[Quincy.]

"Without probable Coz"

I had nothing to do with that!

[Fist of Etiquette]

Who's winning?

[Tonio]

Epi's Mom. Duh.

"It's not easy," as Marty sez...

[Hyperion]

I'm on the inside at WaPo.

I have to say that the 'retards' are winning.

[Tonio]

OK, so both your mom and Epi's mom?

[Hyperion]

And Tonio's grandma. It's a total wrinkle orgy!

[Tonio]

...and Marty is lamer.

No, the yearly statistics do not equate to specific incidents. Fuck you, Marty.

[Tonio]

Oh, Jim, please just STFU.

[Tonio]

...and I loves me some Jim Webb, but still...

[Quincy.]

Guns are bad Mkay?

[Rebel Scum]

Struggling whites

Like all the old, rich, white people on stage tonight?

//rimshot

[Rhywun]

Bern: No, really, I do want to take your guns!

[SIV]

CNN claims to be livestreaming the debate here. Your mileage may vary.

An error has occurred. Click OK to refresh.

I'd get better mileage in a Hellcat

[fieryscribe]

Guns for some, mental health checks for others

[Rhywun]

Guns for rural hunters, no guns for urban black people!

[fieryscribe]

Black people get affirmative action so that's the trade-off. Right, Jim?

[Quincy.]

Tiny American flags for everybody!

[Crusty Juggler]

I would carry Jim Webb's pistol, I can tell you that.

[Tonio]

Well, who wouldn't, CJ. In a manly and totally non-homo way, of course.

[Mrs. Lemuel Struthers]

What are you, a fag?

[Crusty Juggler]

I do like bananas in my pancakes, if that is what you're asking.

[Tonio]

"eve gun owners do..."

[fieryscribe]

"Everybody has to be accountable"

How's your mail server, Hilldawg?

[Tonio]

Immunity to the only industry

[Mazakon]

I thought Cooper said they wouldn't be pitting them against each other?

[Pope Jimbo]

So when does Bernie go after the ATF for Fast and Furious? That sounded like someone knowingly giving guns to bad people.

[Fist of Etiquette]

So I tuned in just in time to see them talk tank themselves running toward gun control.

[Rhywun]

O'Malley's busy standing on the corpse of the daughter of a couple in the audience he name-checked.

Classy!

[Tonio]

Fuck you, Fisty. I've been here experiencing this as serious debate and you just drop in like a socialite...

[Tonio]

And, Fisty, "Fuck You," is meant in a loving and shoulder-punchy way.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Oh, I don't read anyone's comments but my own anyway.

[Tonio]

Four thousand rounds...

[Quincy.]

"Lock up the crazies!"

*Looks at base*

"Lock up Republicans!"

[SIV]

I hope Lucky Gunner takes their house.

[Rhywun]

I have an F with the NRA!

[Mrs. Lemuel Struthers]

The fact they know their NRA grades explains the influence of the NRA and the importance of the 2nd.

[Rebel Scum]

A well-regulated militia (trained/functioning), being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people (citizens who have not voided their right via previous violent behavior) to keep (own/possess) arms (tools intended for fighting) shall not be infringed (hindered/violated).

[Rebel Scum]

And Webb should be familiar with this, unlike the current governor...

Section 13. Militia; standing armies; military subordinate to civil power.
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

[SIV]

#BlackLivesDon'tMatter

/Jim Webb

[Rhywun]

Self-defense? Are you fucking nuts?!

[Derpetologist]

OT: Warty posted an ISIS video in another thread. The name of the song in the video is "Qariban, Qariba" which means "Soon, soon". ISIS plans on conquering Rome by 2020.

In Swahili, karibu means "welcome". My guess is it it derived from the Arabic word for "soon".

http://pjmedia.com/blog/how-is.....sack-rome/

[commodious spittoon]

I always knew those moose-like motherfuckers were up to something.

[Quincy.]

Anytime these people talk about common sense, common sense is about to die soon.

[Mazakon]

Is NRA a drinking word?

[Rebel Scum]

Did 'Reason' even post a drinking game?

[AlmightyJB]

They didn't want to kill all there readers with derp induced alcohol poisoning.

[Rhywun]

Actually, there was one but it was one of the new-fangled undercard articles.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Webb was speaking well but I can't get past that button down collar.

[sasob]

That's what it was. I knew there was something odd about his look, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

[SIV]

Lincoln Chafee would need "special accommodations" to bag groceries at Publix

[Rebel Scum]

"Hunting" is not even relevant. What the fuck are they blathering about?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Did Hillary get to chime in on gun control?

[Tonio]

"We are not coming to take your guns away..."

LULZ

[Fist of Etiquette]

They have people to do that for them.

[fieryscribe]

Quagmire in a quagmire?

Giggity-giggity-goo!

[Tonio]

Harumpf.

[Tonio]

"A quagmire in a quagmire..."

Well, then.

[Quincy.]

Sex crime involving cloning.

[Mrs. Lemuel Struthers]

"A coalition of Arab countries..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[PapayaSF]

Don't Arabs always cooperate well...?

[lap83]

united against Israel?

[SIV]

Afghanistan is the quagmire

[Quincy.]

Ah, Vodka.

[Rhywun]

It's the only way.

[Crusty Juggler]

I went with the Bulleit Bourbon. It is frontier whiskey, which means something to someone.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Hillary has the Obama Seal of Approval.

[Tonio]

Needz moar quagmire

[Mrs. Lemuel Struthers]

"OBAMA LOVES ME, BITCH!"

[fieryscribe]

Bernie. Sanders. Sounds like. Bill. Shatner.

[Fist of Etiquette]

So did they substitute Larry David for Bernie Sanders on the stage tonight?

[Quincy.]

I have a theory that Andy Warhol faked his death and then got old.

[Rebel Scum]

Under what circumstances would a president Sanders use force?

Um......in literally EVERY area. "Socialism" IS "force". It requires it. It thrives on it. That is all.

[Tonio]

You are so un-mutual, Romeo Sierra.

[PapayaSF]

Against foreigners? Never. Against American citizens? Always, and for everything.

[Tonio]

No, I would never actually use force because I'm a socialist pussy.

[fieryscribe]

"Assad's invasion of Syria"

LOLWUT

[fieryscribe]

"I'm in the middle here with lots of things coming from all directions."

#DemBukake

[Rebel Scum]

Ole Bill Clinton had "lots of things coming in all directions".

//amirite?

[Tonio]

Ewe "R" write

[Tonio]

...in the middle...

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!1!

[SIV]

Robby Soave
@robbysoave
It's amazing how there can be an actually productive debate when there are 5 people on stage instead of 82,000 people and @realDonaldTrump

Somebody's angling to write "The libertarian case for Joe Biden

[Tonio]

Shut your whore mouth, SIV.

[lap83]

You know who else equated fewer people with more productivity?

[Quincy.]

Fun fact: My father once met Anderson Cooper's mother.

[Rebel Scum]

Are you their bastard child. And, worse, are you Anderson Cooper's bastard brother?

[Quincy.]

Nah. I said "met", not "knew".

[Rebel Scum]

"knew"

//InTheBiblicalSense

[SIV]

Gloria was cool

[Mazakon]

All of them so far seem to be trying to praise Obama while saying they'd do different.

[Banjos]

I am Bender Hillary. Please insert girder.

[Quincy.]

Hah!

[Win Bear]

Kinky. Go on.

[Tonio]

Yeah, I don't care that I'm over my time...

[Tonio]

(gangster)

[Tonio]

Wuss...wuss...wuss...wuss....wuss...wuss...

[Quincy.]

Regret? Putin has no use your maple syrup flavor emotions.

[Tonio]

What is a Lincoln Chaffee and why iz it hear?

[Quincy.]

You ride bear?

[Tonio]

made the right decision at the time

[CatoTheChipper]

Hillary: Libya = "smart power at its best"

[Pope Jimbo]

Someone please ask Hillary where she got all that info about Libya and then say, "oops those must have been in those missing emails"

[Tonio]

Sen Webb, please kill and eat Sen Sanders.

Please?

[fieryscribe]

#FeelTheHeartBern

[PapayaSF]

+1. But old hippies taste too much like patchouli oil.

[GILMORE?]

So have any of the "other" candidates pointed out that Hillary's warboner can cut glass?

(I'm not watching, waiting for highlights)

[Tonio]

"Our greatest ally, Israel." Oh, Jimbo, we are their ally; they are not ours..

[Quincy.]

Somebody nuke somebody, already.

[Tonio]

I like Jim Webb, I really do, but I wish I could like him more than I do...

[CatoTheChipper]

The adverts are the most informative part of this pathetic show.

[GILMORE?]

"
Robby Soave
@robbysoave
Seriously? 2 of these people say climate change is the biggest threat? Come on. That's not what the scientific consensus holds"

Look at it this way = Its their Campus Rape Crisis. They *need it*

[SIV]

Climate change?

"Grab its motherfucking leg"

[Rebel Scum]

Anyone else see that WalMart commercial? They act like WalMart puts a gun to your head an tells you to work for them, or else. "Employment" should always be voluntary on the part of all parties involved. So far as I am aware, WalMart does not "enslave" people, by any honest and objective definition.

[Win Bear]

Can't... resist... must... work... for... Walmart!

[SIV]

Shikha looks hot in her twitter pic.

[fieryscribe]

In the words of the ever-quotable Malcolm Tucker: Christ on a bendy-bus. Don't be such a fucking faff arse.

[Rhywun]

I'm not feeling the Bern. More like feeling sick.

[Quincy.]

Feel the Linc!

[Rhywun]

Ew. That's my step-father's name.

[Rebel Scum]

Dear HRC,

You have admitted to, at least, 2 felonies. One: USING A PRIVATE SERVER TO CONDUCT PUBLIC BUSINESS IS A FELONY. Two: YOU DESTROYED EVIDENCE THAT WAS UNDER SUBPOENA. You should be in jail. That is all.

//theprosecutionrests

[Derpetologist]

Ugh, she already explained, you rube:

"At the end of the day, I am sorry that this has been confusing to people and has raised a lot of questions, but there are answers to all these questions," Clinton said of her email server after being pressed by Mitchell on whether she should apologize for the controversy that has dogged her campaign from the outset. "And I take responsibility and it wasn't the best choice."

/sarc

[fieryscribe]

I imagine Clinton and Bernie had a House of Cards-esque discussion where he would white-knight her

[Rebel Scum]

**OR** She would/will take him for a ride. A ride to the whitehouse.

[Rhywun]

"Do black lives matter or do all lives matter?"

*groan*

The only winning move is not to play.

[Rich]

"Yes. Next question."

[Rhywun]

"BOOOO!"

/audience

[Rich]

Hey, they applauded Hillary for an answer like that!

[Rhywun]

Hillary could promise to put black people in ovens and the audience would cheer.

[SIV]

shikha sood dalmia
@shikhadalmia
All lives matter, but black lives need to be protected more because they are targeted more.

Separate but unequal.

[Tonio]

Clinton just went full-uterine right off the bat.

[SIV]

Webb is rayciss

[Rhywun]

Income inequality! Finally!!

[Tonio]

Boooooooosssssshh!

[Tonio]

Moar free stuff...

[Quincy.]

15$ or bust.

[Rhywun]

I'll see your $15 and raise you free college for everyone!

[Quincy.]

Why can't everybody go to Harvard?

[Tonio]

This is like the fourth time Hill has said "god-given"

[Rebel Scum]

Ugh...I despise politicians.

[SIV]

The Democrats take bailouts as a given

[Win Bear]

Of course. Because corporations are evil, government must give them trillions in bailouts and stimulus money. Krugman says so. And, anyway, it's obvious, isn't it?

[Tonio]

...the experts tell me....

Plausible deniability, FTW.

[Derpetologist]

3 of them hand their index fingers raised at the same time for a moment.

[american socialist]

There's a whole bunch of politicians talking about staying out of Syria and how Iraq was a mistake that we should learn from. Fuck that... As a libertarian I'm more comfortable about saber-rattling with Iran.

[Cytotoxic]

"There's a whole bunch of politicians talking about staying out of Syria and how Iraq was a mistake that we should learn from. "

And they are not to be found in this debate.

[Rebel Scum]

Also, how sexist are the dems with only one (alleged) woman running. And how racist are they, given that there are no minorities running?

[Rebel Scum]

//progressivetactics

[Quincy.]

Fuck everybody.

[Tonio]

Most particularly you, Quince. ;-P

[Quincy.]

I stand by this position.

[Tonio]

Bernie just went off.

Good.

[Derpetologist]

Sanders is raising both index fingers. ET, phone home.

[Mazakon]

Is there some rule CNN has that Sanders can't interrupt Clinton?

[american socialist]

Best line: "nobody cares about your damn email." Here here.

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 10:03PM|#
"Best line: "nobody cares about your damn email." Here here."

So now we have a reading from the lying piece of shit faction?

[Rich]

Here here.

[american socialist]

Lolwut... Right-wing paranoia and feelings of victim hood aren't admissible in court.

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 10:08PM|#
"Lolwut.."
You posted that; no one helped you.

"Right-wing paranoia and feelings of victim hood aren't admissible in court."
Destroying evidence is.

[american socialist]

I was referring to the citation, dumbass. You're on better grounds going back to talking about my mortgage

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 10:16PM|#
"I was referring to the citation, dumbass."
I was referring to the facts, shitbag.

"You're on better grounds going back to talking about my mortgage"
You're on better grounds when you're lying about being a libertarian.
Fuck off, slaver.

[Brian]

You have so much to learn, grasshopper. But, I give you credit for effort.

[Rebel Scum]

I do. Especially given that she has openly admitted to, at least, two FELONIES. But, I suppose laws are for the little people an not rulers.

[Red Rocks Rockin]

Well, nobody who doesn't think that Hillary should get a pass on something that would get an ordinary government employee fired and/or thrown in jail. Passing TS/SIGINT/TK info over an unencrypted server is usually pretty serious business.

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 10:02PM|#
"As a libertarian"

Which you're not anywhere close.
Why not tell us how a lying piece of shit feels, since that's your area of expertise?

[GILMORE?]

"black lives need to be protected more because they are targeted more."

Protected by whom? From whom/what? Targeted by whom?

Is it the state that needs to "protect" black lives... from the state?

Is it "protecting" black lives... from other black lives?

That's just Ambiguity+Feels, signifying nothing.

[Quincy.]

Fuck everybody.

[Tonio]

Yesterday,
All your economiez going to collapse

[american socialist]

Climate change? Eh, that's a hoax designed to fund the secret cabal of research done by communist climatologists

[Tonio]

Needz moar lizard peepul.

[Banjos]

"And you get free shit, and you get free shit, and you get free shit..."

[Tonio]

But is there shit that is free?

[Tonio]

C'mon, Jim. Stay. On. Message.

[Tonio]

By the tentacly, uncaring eldergods, this is terrible.

[Derpetologist]

What kind of pin is Sanders wearing? It sort of looks like a Golden Horseshoe pin. I know because I am a Knight of the Golden Horseshoe.

https://wvde.state.wv.us/goldenhorseshoe/

Fun fact: there is a strip club near where I grew up called The Golden Horseshoe

[Rhywun]

Maybe he's from Toronto...?

[Zaytsev]

Hammer and Sickle pin.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/.....-l1000.jpg

[Long Woodchippers]

So a friend of mine on Twitter just said, "Is Bernie Sanders the only debater who's actually left of center?"

[Rhywun]

*sputter*

[JeremyR]

Well, considering today you are a right wing, anti-government nut if you simply want to cut the increase of the growth of government spending, not actually the spending itself, probably that is correct.

[Person of Pallor]

Chafee: "My dog ate my copy of the bill."

[Rich]

Yep. He stuck his granite foot in his mouth.

[Rhywun]

Bern promotes the college bubble with complete un-self-awareness LOL.

[Quincy.]

WHY YOU HATE THE BUK LEARNIN????

[juris imprudent]

This bubble won't collapse so long as we infinitely inflate it.

[Tonio]

Oh, gawd, Bernie is babbling and off his head...

Blah, blah, blah....

[Tonio]

Millions of citizenz...

[Tonio]

Gastarbeiten!

[Rhywun]

Throw money at them too, ja?

[Derpetologist]

Reminds me of a song parody I wrote last year: The Big Rock Statist Mountains

http://platedlizard.blogspot.c.....arody.html

[Tonio]

"Every child gets [paid for by US taxpayers] healthcare."

[Rebel Scum]

I'm waiting for any of these candidates to acknowledge that they, as prospective chief execs, would require legislation, as proscribed by the document that provides the government its power, in order to do much/most of what they happen to support.

[Rich]

Well, it goes without saying that the Dems will control Congress.

[juris imprudent]

Whoa, Lucy's tweeting this? Where have you been oh sweet Lucy?

[commodious spittoon]

Avoiding the likes of YOU, you can be certain.

[Tonio]

Dreamers...

Good night, people. I'm off to defy the nanny state.

[american socialist]

GODDAMN IT! ALL THESE FASCIST AUTHORITARIANS TALKING ABOUT LETTING IN IMMIGRANTS. FUCK THAT! LIBERTARIANS 4 WALL BUILDERS

[commodious spittoon]

Tell us again how socializing post-secondary education will dig us out of that hole.

[Rebel Scum]

LIBERTARIANS 4 WALL BUILDERS

Your lack of knowledge of the actual positions of those with whom you. presumably, disagree is astounding. No "libertarian" is in favor of building a wall on the southern border. I award you no points, and, may god have mercy on your soul.

[Person of Pallor]

Chafee is a great example of the dangers of Congressional Peer Pressure.

[Derpetologist]

The 22 oz Southern Tier Imperial Stout I drank made this debate far more tolerable.

[Rhywun]

There's 40 minutes left. Do you have another one?

[Derpetologist]

No, but I also drank a 12 oz Old Chub Scotch Ale just to be sure.

[Rich]

President Sanders would shut down the NSA.

[Rhywun]

Well, that 18 trillion dollars isn't going to happen without a few sacrifices here and there.

[Rich]

Weren't you listening? Bernie gets that from taxing Wall Street speculation!

[Suthenboy]

Shut it down? Sure he would.

A socialist utopia has no need for an omnipresent spy agency. None. At. All.

[Rhywun]

Well... when you rope in 1/3 of the electorate to do your spying for you, it practically pays for itself.

[BigT]

Shika:

In state tuition for undocumented is fair. They pay taxes. They deserve the same services.

So an illegal foreigner gets in-state tuition in CA, but a kid from one of the other 49 states does not??

Fuck you with a broken bottle, bitch.

[Rhywun]

They pay taxes.

Except when they don't.

[Derpetologist]

I was accepted to UCLA in 2003. I chose another school when I saw how much it would cost me.

[LynchPin1477]

The kid from the other 49 states doesn't pay taxes in CA. I don't know if the immigrant does, but if they do, that is the difference.

[Rhywun]

The illegal immigrant pays sales taxes but often no income tax.

[BigT]

The kid from the other 49 states doesn't pay taxes in CA. I don't know if the immigrant does, but if they do, that is the difference

All those universities get a lot of money from the FEDs. So, yes, all the kids in the other 49 states are paying for the colleges in CA and every other state.

[Cytotoxic]

Money from the feds =/= money from that kid

[Hyperion]

Ok, I just folded space from WaPo. I couldn't take it anymore. I'm on life support right now, wifey is attending to my wounds, mostly in the genitals area. We all have to make these sacrifices, amigos, it's what we do.

I have to say, they are no way near as interesting as we are here. In fact, they are kill yourself fucking boring. So be thankful, brethren for your homestead here, and don't forget to vote for me for Supreme Overlord.

[commodious spittoon]

I hate to ask this of you, but... maybe you'd like to post their best of for us all to enjoy?

[Rhywun]

Dear god no.

[Hyperion]

Teacher2015
10:09 PM EDT
Hillary is the most ethical honest transparent candidate.

[Rhywun]

OK you just made that up.

[Hyperion]

Cut and paste from WaPo if that's what you mean by 'made up'.

[Hyperion]

Peter120
10:01 PM EDT
Hillary Clinton & Julian Castro is the right ticket. Hillary has the experience we need.

Bernie Sanders is a champion and I would vote for him in a heartbeat if he wins the nomination.

Would you like more?

[Hyperion]

Citi-Street
10:00 PM EDT [Edited]
Hands down, HRC is the winner with Bernie snapping at her heels as she gains momentum to the Oval Office. The others on the stage are just props and sound bites no one will remember after tonight!

[commodious spittoon]

They really are just starstruck by the prospect of another Clinton.

[Hyperion]

hyperionxvii
9:42 PM EDT
I watched the 2nd one. Not impressed with any of them, except for Rand Paul.

I'm not a Republican or Democrat. Both parties are pure crap. I'm not taking a package deal and selling out. I'm mostly conservative economically if that is a thing and probably more socially liberal than you are.

Stop being a partisan hack and learn to think.
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Citi-Street
9:44 PM EDT
Way to go libertarian sheep! Where's the rest of the flock?

[commodious spittoon]

Shorter Citidiot: "FALL IN LINE OR GET OUT OF IT."

[Rhywun]

BERRRN!

[Quincy.]

"New paradigm!"

[Rebel Scum]

HRC: "My (alledged) Vagina, 2016

[straffinrun]

The Vagina card gets slapped on the table.

[Pope Jimbo]

The HRC Nudie deck of cards would do more to advance gay rights than any other thing in the known universe. Of course it would wipe out a generation of lesbians too.

Even if homosexuality is genetic, there is no way that the horror of 52 shots of withered presidential HRC twat shots wouldn't turn a generation of homos into cis shitlords.

I'm guessing it would also be horrible enough to have a serious impact on our country's birthrate.

[straffinrun]

EEEEEW!

[Quincy.]

"Vagina!"

[straffinrun]

Don't touch it.

[BigT]

Hillary 'Hammer' Clinton??

[Rich]

"But it itches!"

[straffinrun]

Is it weeping? You may have a Boehner.

[Pope Jimbo]

*snort*

[Quincy.]

FYTW.

[Mazakon]

A political revolution to expand government seems just a little oxymoronic.

[commodious spittoon]

Unless you're a total fucking moron and haven't recognized the slope of the last century in terms of federal spending.

[Derpetologist]

Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for HIL..LA...RY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryVdIxMQZjE

[straffinrun]

I just turned it on. Can I get a summary so far?

[Rhywun]

- "I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
- "And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."

[BigT]

Extreme stupidity followed by more serious and depraved government. All have participated, but the bitch has hogged the mic.

[commodious spittoon]

In fairness to Clinton, it was extremely generous of her to commit to a debate at all.

[Hyperion]

Yeah, she didn't really have to, it's her turn!

[commodious spittoon]

It's like giving a speech at your enemies' funerals. A little bit tasteless.

[SIV]

She lets the little people bask in her light.

[straffinrun]

5 minutes and all I've heard is bitch whistles about Vagez.

[Rich]

Chaffee will be dropping out soon.

[Quincy.]

"Kulaks, rounding up"

[Rebel Scum]

Eh, bedtime. Goodnight, you miserable fucks.

[SIV]

Elizabeth N. Brown
@enbrown
I had no opinion on Chafee at the start of this debate but his unrelenting, friendly weirdness is endearing me

Looks like Liz has a short bus crush.

[Suthenboy]

I didn't watch the debate, just skimmed over the comments here.

I get it. This debate is a black-hole of stupid. I am surprised. Shocked even.

No, really I am.

Goodnight all.

[straffinrun]

They want real change in this country, so vote Democratic again.

[american socialist]

Real change will only come when we vote for an anti-choice militaristic douchebag Republican--again.

[LynchPin1477]

Gee, if only there was a political philosophy centered around individual choice and peace...

[american socialist]

Eh, doesn't libertarianism mean bitching about the size of government and then voting for some right-wing Republican who wants to stick 100,000 troops in the ME? I guess everyone has their flaws.

[LynchPin1477]

No, that is not what it means.

I get that your a socialist and unlikely to agree with libertarians on any economic issues, but are you really going to agree with Clinton on more issues overall? I would think you'd align pretty well with libertarians on social issues and foreign policy. So, why not consider voting for a libertarian candidate?

[american socialist]

Who says I won't? If bernie sanders is the candidate I'll vote for him-- enthusiastically. If HRC, who I think did well tonight, wins I'll probably vote Peace and Freedom, Green, or Libertarian.

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 10:57PM|#
"Who says I won't?"
As a fucking hypocrite on most every issue mentioned here, I suppose you could easily do that.
Don't worry. No one will turn down a vote just 'cause it's from an imbecile too stupid to understand what he's voted for.

[straffinrun]

Haven't voted R ever, but AmSoc sees me as an R cuz I hate the Ds. You know what he is. Why bother, LynchPin?

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 10:50PM|#
"I guess everyone has their flaws."

Yeah, yours being dragging up worn-out strawmen and stupidity truly hard to imagine.
Fuck off, slaver.

[commodious spittoon]

Hey, after seven years of failure, why stop here? Bern 2016! I mean, HRC 2016!

[american socialist]

Seven years of failure? Where? We're you in Timbuktu in 2009?

[commodious spittoon]

Pfft, you won't trick me again with all that Timbuktu nonsense. Once is plenty.

[Pope Jimbo]

Timbuktu? Future so bright you have to wear shades?

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 10:51PM|#
"Seven years of failure? Where?"

Gee, shitbag, I guess you missed all those D politicos telling us how rotten it is here.

[american socialist]

What I was told in Jan. 2009 was that Obama was coming to grab White people's guns? I'm pretty disappointed that didn't happen. What the fuck did I vote for?

[commodious spittoon]

And yet it's 2015 and I can't find a single gun in my house. COINCIDENCE?

[straffinrun]

Obama wouldn't eviscerate 2a if given the chance? Is that really what you think?

[american socialist]

B.O. "We're a nation that believes in the Second Amendment, and I believe in the Second Amendment. We've got a long tradition of hunting and sportsmen and people who want to make sure they can protect themselves. My belief is that we have to enforce the laws we've already got, make sure that we're keeping guns out of the hands of criminals, those who are mentally ill."

So, no. Sadly.

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 11:27PM|#
"B.O. "We're a nation that believes in the Second Amendment, and I believe in the Second Amendment."

Yeah, Obo is nearly as bad a liar as you. Did you have a point?

[Whahappan?]

Note the sadly at the end. But he's libertarian, really!

[Hyperion]

Obama wouldn't eviscerate 2a if given the chance? Is that really what you think?

I seriously doubt that there is any Democrat politician who would not do that the minute they are give the chance.

Of course they will say 'Oh, we don't want to take your guns, but what about this common sense next step in sensible gun control'?

Yeah right, wolf, I'm going to just open the door up now because you totally don't eat me. /Three little pigs.

Is there any sane person who hasn't stopped believing these sociopath liars?

[commodious spittoon]

I gave this snoozefest a miss and watched more Father Ted, instead.

[Pope Jimbo]

Please say you watched the episode where Father Ted goes all racist on the Chinese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S76psR2fYOc

[commodious spittoon]

Coming up on it, I think. That was the first clip that turned me onto the show.

[commodious spittoon]

Hah! I was three minutes away from the unfortunate Asian conical hat incident.

[Slammer]

I just watched the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers on youtube. Any news going on?

[Austrian Anarchy]

Yea, Trump is tweeting up a storm. Not much else.

[Rich]

"Not one of us!"

[Slammer]

"They're already here! You're next!"

[straffinrun]

Would you believe, we put a man on the moon. A man on the mooooon.

[Hyperion]

See, there's the problem. A MAN! PATRIARCHY!

[straffinrun]

REM is sexist.

[Quincy.]

Mark Watney says "Fuck you", have a potato.

[Derpetologist]

When I saw that movie, I replace all of Matt's lines with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPWJOJYVKc

[Quincy.]

Yes, that, exactly.

[Derpetologist]

The debate compressed into 3 min: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Il58Ln4cI

[AlmightyJB]

That's better than I thought.

[Rhywun]

I like Philip Glass.

"Aw, just one evening?"

[AlmightyJB]

I thought it would be more like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NWIOvPqZE

[straffinrun]

My god, Hillary's voice is worse than a Nazgul giving birth to a wad of fiberglass insulation.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

Who are the Dodgers debating?

[Rhywun]

Bern: too many lives are being destroyed for non-violent offenses.

FEEL THE BERN!

[Slammer]

94m in the 20th century

[Derpetologist]

More music to match my mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moVpv05te1g

[commodious spittoon]

You know what other Requiem had some memorable music?

[Hyperion]

Be excited, be be excited, be excited!

[Quincy.]

So, fuck everybody? I've had that vibe lately.

[commodious spittoon]

You've had a vibe to fuck everybody? Me too!

But really, it is pretty awesome.

[Quincy.]

Bookmarked.

[commodious spittoon]

My ex was in her early twenties when we got together, and had had a fairly staid upbringing plus being on antipsychotic and antianxiety meds most of her life. I was her second partner, and she had very limited labido and a great deal of anxiety about sexual performance. That little device set things straight.

[straffinrun]

May be your next CIC.

[Mazakon]

Bernie will keep moms home with babies. And women in kitchen. And Father Knows Best.

Shikha really got all that from that from "women should stay home with their children"?

[commodious spittoon]

"I said 'Woah! Men should stay home with their children!' MEN!"

[AlmightyJB]

I'm down with the sugar momma plan

[Rhywun]

Gah - she wrote that?! I noticed that too but then I rubbed two brain cells together.

[american socialist]

Re: Shikha

She speaks like someone who has read Camille Paglia and only Camille Paglia. I wonder how women in Denmark feel about this Father Knows Best paternalism?

[Cytotoxic]

"She speaks like someone who has read Camille Paglia and only Camille Paglia."

Well it's not like any of the others are worth the bother.

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 10:55PM|#
"I wonder how women in Denmark feel about this Father Knows Best paternalism?"

I'm sure you do.
And equally sure no one there or here gives a shit about your strawmen.

[Derpetologist]

The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen stay home with the women, while the bravest of the brave trek into the steaming jungles of Canada.

http://www.dailymotion.com/vid.....shortfilms

[straffinrun]

I have had no scandulz. Did someone really take a shot at Hill?

[SIV]

Nick Gillespie
@nickgillespie
As a small 'l' libertarian, I've gotta say that I find as much or more to agree with during #demdebate as during @GOP ones. What about you?

Is it any wonder?

[Cytotoxic]

"What about you?"

Well Nick, I'm an actual libertarian and not a hipster douche poseur, like you, so no I didn't.

[Rhywun]

Both groups are shoveling a pack of lies so who's to say?

[straffinrun]

One party lies all the time, and the other doesn't, so I hate them both.

[Hyperion]

Libertarian sheep!

Sorry, I felt like WaPo needed some representation here, or maybe we're biased against retards.., or something bad like that.

[Rhywun]

Now I know where I remember Chaffee from.

[Hyperion]

What's a Chafee?

[straffinrun]

The bottom when out of vaseline.

[Pope Jimbo]

This made me laugh

http://i1.wp.com/www.powerline.....ze=492,600

[straffinrun]

That better not be Jack Dempsey's body on Bernie. Sacrilege.

[Hyperion]

Bernie the Punchin Pinko, LMAO!

[american socialist]

I thought it was a decent and substantive debate. I don't see reason for the cynicism in the Reason tweets since many libertarian themes were discussed on military intervention, drug legalization, and crony capitalism. I thought HRC probably did the best.

[Cytotoxic]

Thanks for the retard view. I now know that the debate was devoid of substance or libertarian themes.

[straffinrun]

Free college, $15 min wage and more sabre rattling at Iran and China. What could be more libertarian?

[commodious spittoon]

But what about Trump?

[straffinrun]

AmSock logic?

[commodious spittoon]

I am morbidly curious whether Trump was referred to.

[straffinrun]

Only watched the end. Didn't hear much about him, but I'm sure he was.

[Rhywun]

I recall Hillary calling him a whackadoodle or something to rousing cheers from the fans.

[Sevo]

straffinrun|10.13.15 @ 11:09PM|#
"Free college, $15 min wage and more sabre rattling at Iran and China. What could be more libertarian?"

Running your own, private, IT program so the people who pay your bills can't see what you're selling to whom? And then destroying the evidence when it was under subpoena?
I mean, that's pretty nifty, isn't it? Commie-kid approves!

[american socialist]

Yawn. I know... She didn't upgrade her iOS to 9.4.56.45b in time for the antiviral software upgrade. Hang her at dawn.

[commodious spittoon]

el oh el

Denial ain't just a river, friendo.

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 11:25PM|#
"Yawn."

Commies and criminals; who can tell them apart?

[Pope Jimbo]

Pulleeeeze!

They covered the Mexicans (even had a special En Espanol reporter).
They covered grass

The only part of the holy libertarian trinity that was really missing was ass.

[straffinrun]

Nice. Missing an ass. lulz.

[Hyperion]

Don't forget that there are still some people left in Syria and Libya who have not either fled the country or had their heads chopped off by the 'moderate' terrorists.

Thanks you Hillary, May American Socialist have more industrial strength Vaseline now? He's all bent over and ready for Hillary.

[Hyperion]

So, what did Hitlary have to say about drug legaliztion? Did she talk about not executing the plebes caught with the devil's weed?

[american socialist]

Did you miss it? Bernie sanders said he would vote for recreational marijuana.

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 11:21PM|#
"Did you miss it? Bernie sanders said he would vote for recreational marijuana."

And Obama promised to close Gitmo! Hey, useful idiots like commie kid are, well, useful!

[Hyperion]

That's not a surprise from Bernie. I asked you what Hillary said.

[Sevo]

american socialist|10.13.15 @ 11:07PM|#
"I thought it was a decent and substantive debate."

Good. I'll mention that to the whackos on the street corners; I'm sure they'll agree.

[Quincy.]

Nuclear war, it has upsides?

[Derpetologist]

More music to match my mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP-jYiuDD9g

[commodious spittoon]

This always uplifts up my mood.

[Hyperion]

You a Homeworld fan?

I just started playing Elite Dangerous. My first ever space game. Unless you consider ME a space game, which I think of more as an RPG.

[commodious spittoon]

That looks like a great deal of fun. What are the system reqs like?

And yeah, I loved Homeworld. Really want to try out the HD version, but my rig is pretty outdated.

[Hyperion]

Elite, it's a beautiful and interesting game, but getting the controls where you want them, using K&M, is a big challenge. I'm looking at getting a HOTAS.

I'm currently playing at 1920x1080 with all the setting maxed and getting around 100 FPS avg, just above that actually. That's with GTX 970 SLI for GPU.

I want to try 1440 and 4k, but right now I'm just trying to survive while learning the game, especially the controls setup, so I'm sticking with the highest FPS I can get.

[Hyperion]

Oh, and I've been told that the game is not too demanding and that people are able to play the game on their laptops. Not sure what the exact specs are for minimum, just look on Steam, they have it posted there.

[Derpetologist]

Nice uplifting music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A

Fun fact: the lyrics are the Lord's Prayer in Swahili
The singers are Zulu, so their pronunciation is a little off.

[straffinrun]

No way I would've watched without these comments. Well done and g'night racist, sexist, capitalist swine.

[Hyperion]

Thanks for the compliments, boa noite.

[fashion pria]

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[Tony]

It's a good thing Hillary's appetizer course was so light, she's got some fat fuckers in the main course.

[Hyperion]

Tony's the next fat fucker on the menu.

[Tony]

I am not fat, dickpuff.

[commodious spittoon]

Christ almighty, you're worse than SF. Ever thought about putting a TW on your shitposts?

[Tony]

Is it the partisan bootlicking or the fat thing?

[Sevo]

Tony|10.13.15 @ 11:41PM|#
"It's a good thing Hillary's appetizer course was so light, she's got some fat fuckers in the main course."

Her felonies, OTOH, aren't 'so light'.
Real Nixon supporter, are you Tony?