Draft Biden 2016 Super PAC Releases First Television Ad of Election Cycle
Joe Biden decision on seeking the Democratic presidential nomination could be less than a week away.


The Draft Biden campaign, founded by "former staffers and campaign veterans," launched this spring, with the goal of convincing Vice President Joe Biden to pursue a third bid for the presidency.
After the death of Biden's adult son, Beau, from brain cancer, in May, Biden was the recipient of a wave of sympathy, which may have translated to a bump in the polls. This week, Politico reported that Beau's dying wish was that his father mount a presidential run, and further reported that Joe Biden himself was the one who leaked that story.
Biden's staff has objected to the story, and through an anonymous aide called it "categorically false" and "offensive," but did not explain why that had to be said anonymously. Biden's office also denied the story was a "trial balloon" for a 2016 campaign.
Biden, meanwhile, is planning a "family conversation" on a potential 2016 run this weekend, further indicating a decision is imminent.
Today, ahead of that expected announcement, one way or another, the Draft Biden campaign released its first television ad. If the ad is indicative of the shape the race may take if Biden enters it, expect a Democratic primary campaign long on touting personality and short on touting policy.
Given that the six candidates (including Biden) vying for the Democratic nomination have a combined 100 years of experience in government in Washington, D.C., that shouldn't be surprising. Their handprints are all over some of the greatest policy failures of the last fifty years, like the war on drugs and the war on terror.
Watch the Draft Biden ad below:
And watch the classic Reason TV segment on Biden, "Real Man of Genius," below:
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Oh shit, y'all.
Biden's staff has objected to the story, and through an anonymous aide called it "categorically false" and "offensive," but did not explain why that had to be said anonymously.
They're leaving that part for Biden to leak.
So for the opening shot did the DaftBiden[sic] committee buy a drone or just use one of the CIA's Reapers?
Dude with a camcorder in a lawnchair tied to a bunch of weather balloons.
Needs more duct tape.
That really was a tragedy, wasn't it?
I read the headline like that and thought it flitting.
Oh please oh please oh please, let Uncle Joe run. It's like having Shemp run for president. You just want to see him get to where they need to stuff cheese in his mouth.
If Joe is Shemp, who is Moe? Larry?
Hillary is Moe, Bernie is Larry, and Christie is Curly.
YOU CAN'T HAVE CURLY AND SHEMP AT THE SAME TIME
Your Stooges card is hereby revoked. Hand it over!
That's why Biden hasn't declared yet. He's waiting for Jersey the Hutt to dropout.
As for my Stooges card, come take it.
Why I oughtta...
NYUK NYUK
Lookit the grouse! Lookit the grouse!!
Woo woo woo wooooooo.....
*shuffles backward*
Trump is obviously Larry. If you curled Trumps hair, he'd be indistinguishable from Larry Fine.
Hey Moe!
I remember when Billy West (he does Fry's voice on Futurama and was Ren and Stimpy) would go on Howard Stern and they would do various Larry Fine sketches (Billy does a perfect Larry), like "Larry's first homosexual experience" or "Larry goes to Woodstock". Fucking great stuff.
Absolutely awesome, Epi! Thanks for the introduction to that.
Trump/Biden=comedy gold.
Pres Biden, VP Trump = AMERICA WILL BE SO GREAT YOU WON'T BELIEVE!
This is a big fuckin' deal.
Bernie's Desire, the erotic Sanders story you never knew you wanted....
My brain doesn't have a place to store the fact that that's NOT a link to your blog.
Poor Ellie Shechet... She's so upset about someone not properly describing her beloved socialism that she can't just kick back and drink in the awesome of were-bear forest sex.
*runs industrial-strength batch of Mental Floss? through brain, vigorously*
Tell me you wouldn't feel the same way if someone wrote an erotic novella where Rand Paul transforms into a raccoon.
He'd have to change his name to "Rocket".
Does the racoon understand libertarianism?
Sort of. Does the raccoon also have porn star hair?
He panders to SoConz! then looks knowingly at you while stroking his tiny raccoon cock.
That's actually pretty hot, FM.
... in anticipation of another link to SF's site, I'll just grab a puke bag and some dental floss.
I've been studying your works ... intensely if you know what I mean.
Racoons have a bone in their penis.
All mammals except humans have a bone in their penis. Even littles shrews have a penis bone.
lagomorphs
By the way, this means that poor little Pikachu doesn't have a penis bone...
Huh. I was wrong. Maybe it was primates and not all mammals.
Many mammals do. STEVE SMITH has three.
It has also been deduced through examination of victims that STEVE SMITH has a bulbus gland.
You will cease to ask such questions after reading the chapter entitled "Fill and Bust Her."
It's like a Kos Kid ate a bunch of shrooms right before encountering STEVE SMITH, and wrote Bernie's Desire as part of an attempt to process the experience.
You can't process the unprocessable.
Judging from the excerpts, you're right.
Someone's gunning for Nicole's tiara, I see.
Internet Rule 34 strikes again.
*unzip*
I have the weirdest boner ever.
Really? I have the softest boner ever. I could pass for Jame Gumm dancing to 'Goodbye Horses'
I, however, would not fuck me.
That makes all of us.
Speak for yourself....
*eyes Bobarian coyly*
*Eyes Almanian back*
Are you about a size 14?
Shoe or dress size?
Can't it be both?
"We all deserve a piece of the pie in this great country, and even old Bernie's gotta get his sometime."
Magnificent.
The title indicates it's only Part I of a Presidential Passion series.
Who do you think the author will cover next?
Probably something musical, like "Bi-Den and the Hildawg".
Eye Care - My Romance with Rand Paul, by Curly (He patched me up after all those eye-pokes, and helped me see true love again)
Big Love - Or, Why Chris Christie Never Gets to be on Top
My Greatest Love, or, W is for "Winner" and Also for "Wank" - by Donald Trump
A Sense of Huma - Hillary Clinton Switches Teams
Big love
Not a fan of squash porn, huh Ed?
Technically, I think that'd be a snuff film.
HiYo!
After that, I will now welcome Death's cold embrace
OT
Gun store opens near a school. Pants shitting commences.
Even locals who do not have children at the school expressed their concern.
"I'm outraged by this. It shows poor judgment," Dr. Bita Motesharrei, a local doctor, told ABC News. "It attracts the wrong crowd."
This is the same gun store that was booted from another location in Arlington a few months back.
99 percent of gun homicides are committed within 60 seconds of purchasing a gun. FACT!
Guns cause AIDS. FACT!
AIDS causes people to buy guns. FACT!
Speaking of which, if you click on my nickname, you'll see my latest purchase.
Very nice. Congratulations.
Well - purchase. I won't actually get it for another 7 weeks.
It's going to be a pimpled-out version of the stock model.
Will it have that thing that goes up? Also 9mm or 40 cal?
9mm. I'm standardizing on calibers.
The custom work addresses the common (and legitimate) complaints of long trigger reach, heavy DA pull and the grittiness due to the decocker. It's basically the same job that I had done on my PCR, which will result in something that's much, much nicer to shoot than a SIG with SRT.
Nice! Local store had one pimped out with ported, extended barrel, hard chrome finish, and other assorted gegaws.
Really nice, but they wanted way too much... like almost $1.7k.
I'd be too invested in a gun pimped out to that degree.
This is just a CGW 'custom standard' which will be my range gun, and if I was ever to move to a town where I needed it, a bedside table gun. I've managed to avoid becoming a "collector" so far.
Unless you do different kinds of hunting, it is hard to justify a vault full of guns. I do it anyways, but I can't really say I "need" all my guns.
Do you need all your deodorant?
I do.
Oh yeah. He does.
"I've managed to avoid becoming a "collector" so far."
Good luck with that. *snickers*
The Browning Hi-power is a timeless classic, in the same vein as the 1911... The Czech's do it justice..
I have a Hi-Power too - mainly for nostalgia reasons - but it too is a lot of fun to shoot.
I own all-metal European guns as an expression of my individuality.
That makes me miss my EAA Witness from the 90's*. I have a poly frame Witness in .40 now, and it's nice, but it ain't no all-metal Witness.
*sold it to a friend, who still has it and isn't interested in selling it back.
Nice.
Mine - http://www.sigsauer.com/Catalo.....kwood.aspx
I can hit surprisingly well with it.
"99 percent of gun homicides are committed within 60 seconds of purchasing a gun. FACT!'
I noted this guy's analysis in the AM links
He points out that FBI traces show that most (80%) firearms used in crimes have a lifespan of 3-7 years following legal purchase before a crime is committed ("Time to crime")
- that's of course ignoring that most guns acquired by criminals for the purpose of being used in crimes are not acquired legally
Mass shooters tend to deviate from this stat because they actually plan out their attacks in detail for months.
as the writer notes =
"The difficulty lies in this: how do you tell the spree killer from any other guy buyer without a prior criminal record? Without a Stasi-level surveillance state, you don't; and if you want to see what a Stasi-level surveillance state looks like, imagine the employees of the TSA or Registry of Motor Vehicles as secret police. And even if we did accept a Stasi and if it was efficient, it would still be stymied by these guys, by them using the simple expedient of keeping their plans to themselves. "
... those cunning dogs!
Oh please do elaborate.
*pulls up a chair*
Well, the "wrong crowd" obviously doesn't include animists.
I hang out in a gun store a good bit. The guys I know from there would be the first to step up and put their lives on the line to stop some idiot from shooting up a school.
Dr. Bita Motesharrei is a lying piece of shit. She really should hop into a woodchipper.
Oh, look, only 3.5 out of 5: http://www.vitals.com/doctors/.....arrei.html
Review: "Some small complaints, big one is she lied to me about fertility test. Twice. And messed up the billing. Twice (four times if you count my husband). And then she was hacked and my information was stolen. ...However, when I actually sought real care, the car didn't happen, i was lied to, there were serious billing headaches, and my health and personal data was stolen."
"I specifically requested the fertility test. She agreed and I saw her make a note. When we got the genetic test results, she was unable to explain them. She could read the print-out, but not explain the tests themselves or what they mean. ...When I did go to a different doctor with more time for her patients, I learned that there was no way for Dr. Motesharrei to have ever given me the fertility test that I requested and she pretended that I received. It can only be done on a few specific days of the month, and when the patient is not taking birth control. None of this was ever discussed. I was lied to when I requested the test, and then brushed off on the second visit when I asked for the results. ... On top of this deal breaker, there is a man who works in the front office who is not good with records. I guess that he is a relative. ... We did get the bills (for four thousand dollars!!!). "
People who wear camo baseball caps. Ew, gross
I'm kidding of course, but a couple of years ago I took a photography class with a girl who wore a pink camo baseball cap with rhinestones. It still gives me nightmares
Fuck you, that's not your call to make.
I hope her neighbors buy lots of guns from the store and keep them all over their respective homes.
/probably not likely, but one can hope...
A fleet of drones dragging banners advertising deep discounts, and two-for-one specials on Saturday night specials, around her house in endless circles... forever..
"This Saturday, we're holding a prize draw!"
First Prize: Hi-Point C9 Semi Automatic Pistol!
Second Prize: TWO Hi-Point C9 Semi Automatic Pistol!
Ah!..people after mine own heart!
Damn...now, I wanna go to Number's gun store!
Forget it, Pod, it's Northern Virginia (a.k.a. South Maryland).
Oh, I don't doubt it. I can smell the pants-shit from here.
What kind of a crowd do they imagine a gun store attracts? In my experience it is usually a pretty respectable-looking bunch.
I like the "NIMBY" sign.
I am beginning to think that Biden may produce the least damage if sworn in at POTUS.
And that is utterly depressing.
Sweet gridlock with a clown in chief? I'll take it!
As long as Biden's VP runs the Senate with a shotgun by her side, I think we'll be OK.
Will she be sporting a tomahawk, too?
This would require Biden to be put on life support at the inauguration, just as a precaution.
Can we tie the nukes into his pace maker?
Given just how 'in bed' the Bidens are in with MBNA, he really would be a foo' to turn his back on Fauxcohontas holding an ax.
I can accept Biden as POTUS if and only if he asks Hillary, while straining to hold back a guffaw, to be his Vice.
Why do you hate Joe. You know Hil-Dawg isn't above killin' a fool.
By all means, draft Biden - to run for the office of dogcatcher in the town of Armpit, Iowa.
I know it would be somewhat of a stretch for him but he just might be able to grow enough in that office to be actually qualified for that job.
Can you catch a dog with a double barrel?
Asking for a friend.
Yes
If I understand correctly, that wire goes around the dog's collar and brings him home?
Exactly. Go ahead. Try it out.
*snicker*
If you learn to lead the target correctly before you fire.
"Senator Biden, why are you getting so many campaign contributions from the [ethnicity omitted] Restaurant Association?"
the proper nomenclature is Dogdick, Iowa.
My dad always called it dumbfuck, iowa. As in, "well waddya wanna do instead, move to dumbfuck iowa and shovel shit for a living?"
Here's the thing.
Biden doesn't really need to run for the nomination.
Barry can sink Hillaries candidacy at any time on a moments notice by just arresting her over the email server crimes. So if Joe wanted to hang out without declaring for a bit they could just wait until a few weeks before the convention then have Hillary in for a meeting where they lay out the charges she and her closest aides are facing and give her the opportunity to "withdraw for health reasons" while encouraging all of her pledged delegates to vote for Uncle Joe.
The rest of the party establishment would be shitting their pants over the prospect of a Sanders Presidency that they'd pretty much give the nomination to Biden by default
"Barry can sink Hillar[y's] candidacy at any time on a moments notice by just arresting her over the email server crimes. "
not ever going to happen.
Biden COULD probably sink her candidacy simply by running, trying to split the difference between Sanders and Hillary, and simply positioning himself as the "most electable" candidate.
Dems are getting very worried that all they've got is Hillary and a crazy old commie. I think Biden's appeal would be that he's "Safe", simple, harmless. The promise of "more of the same", Obama-style agenda.
Simple Joe?
Joe Biden and Lenny Small.
Separated at birth?
Lulztopia is so near.
There's never been such an exciting time to be completely disinterested in presidential politics.. I can't wait to give a shit less..
Oh come on it is at least occasionally worth watching for the sweet sweet schadenfreud
Dude this is gonna be like crazy good. Wow.
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