It's Not Easy Being Green


Officials at Winslow Township School 4 in New Jersey suspended an 8-year-old girl for violating the dress code. The girl, identified by the media only as Kylie, wore a kelly green shirt to school. School rules allow only white, navy blue or dark green shirts.
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ANARCHY
but WHO WILL BUILD THE ROADS!?!
OH! My Fucking God! The Derp is strong with this one.
make them go to school naked, heheheeheheheh
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monsters
Is she gonna get invited to the White House?
I love living one town over from Winslow. Every time they do something stupid like this it keeps me from grousing about my town paying cops $107K/year on average (seriously).
At least the school has a really cool name.