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Nanny State

It's Not Easy Being Green

Charles Oliver | 9.30.2015 6:00 AM

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Officials at Winslow Township School 4 in New Jersey suspended an 8-year-old girl for violating the dress code. The girl, identified by the media only as Kylie, wore a kelly green shirt to school. School rules allow only white, navy blue or dark green shirts.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    One little boy's mom defends the school, saying the uniform dress code was made crystal clear in orientation from day one.

    "I mean, if you start letting certain things slide, then you have to let a lot of things slide, and then everyone is pretty much wearing what they want to wear," she said.

    ANARCHY

    1. Libertarian Joe   10 years ago

      but WHO WILL BUILD THE ROADS!?!

    2. Bean Counter   10 years ago

      OH! My Fucking God! The Derp is strong with this one.

  2. Radioactive   10 years ago

    make them go to school naked, heheheeheheheh

    1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

      This is Old Man With Candy, and I approve of this message.

  3. Princess Trigger   10 years ago

    monsters

  4. Azathoth!!   10 years ago

    Is she gonna get invited to the White House?

  5. Unicorn Abattoir   10 years ago

    I love living one town over from Winslow. Every time they do something stupid like this it keeps me from grousing about my town paying cops $107K/year on average (seriously).

  6. IceTrey   10 years ago

    At least the school has a really cool name.

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