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So, there's four months of gaps in Hillary Clinton's emails according to communications from within the State Department.
Lois Lerner has them.
Hello.
Good to see you today Rufus.
I was a bit worried that you were in a Minnesoda hoosegow.
http://www.startribune.com/can.....327412761/
"Good to see you today Rufus."
Said nobody, ever.
YOU ALL LOOK BACK ON MY COMMENTS AND SMILE WHILE LYING IN BED.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
*starts searching for hidden Rufus-cams*
Be cool Pan. Rufus is just making an educated guess.
After all everyone knows you should smile when lying in bed, it makes the lies more believable.
The guy who frowns when saying "I won't cum in your mouth" is not going to get half the BJ's as the guy would says it with a smile.
I meant "good" as in that means my taxes are not going to house his lazy iceback ass in our jails.
So how long does she have to come up with the missing emails for that time period before she's charged with both withholding evidence and violating federal record keeping laws. Even party faithful's can't straight face the claim she wrote no emails for four months straight as secretary of state. The most they can do is ignore it and not report on it having been found out.
Illocust|9.14.15 @ 4:35PM|#
"So how long does she have to come up with the missing emails for that time period before she's charged with both withholding evidence and violating federal record keeping laws."
Oh, 50 years or so; that stuff is hard!
The latest WaPo polling of Democrats indicates that over 70% think Hillary's e-mail scandal is "not a legitimate issue".
http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....dXgcyYUWUg
Hate to break it to you but Hillary Clinton could slice an orphan's throat and offer up his corpse as a sacrifice to the return of the Elder Gods on on live television and 60% of Democrats wouldn't consider it a legitimate issue.
Legitimate and Democrat are mutually exclusive.
"Even party faithful's can't straight face the claim she wrote no emails for four months straight as secretary of state."
And yet, even now, they rush to explain away and taunt the R's with "See? You got nuthin!".
"Even party faithful's can't straight face the claim she wrote no emails for four months straight as secretary of state."
And yet, even now, they rush to explain away and taunt the R's with "See? You got nuthin!".
Sigh. So many extra apostrophes not pulling their weight.
Plurals, people, PLURALS.
Thi's i's an unwinnable uphill battle OMWC. I think I've mentioned before that my predecessor at work got so used to writing 1980's instead of 1980s and had no idea what the rule's for apo'strophe use were that I found a bunch of report's with 89' instead of '89 and 80's instead of '80s.
That literally made me I'll.
Even party faithful's can't straight face the claim she wrote no emails for four months straight as secretary of state.
Yes, yes they can.
though the government claims it has since filled in the gaps.
Oh. Never mind.
Seriously, W.T.F.?
WTF indeed. That was not in the first version of the story (I see there's an update notice at the bottom of it. I guess I'll update this version.)
Seattle's public school teacher strike is in its fourth day, and community centers are doubling as child-care facilities.
Did parents go on strike to?
Did parents go on strike to what?
I realized my mistake the moment it was posted.
Grammar nazis on the prowl!
It could have been worse: Nicole could have been the one to correct him.
I may be the worst, but I don't really correct typos. At least not without getting paid.
I can pay you in smiles and dick pics.
Bayern came up in the AM links this morning. About the call this past week-end.
I learned Rhywun hates both Bayern and Milan.
Da heck were you?
Actually I like Bayern. I just like Augsburg better because they have moxie.
Ah. What did Milan ever did to you?
Be a magnet for players I don't like.
Heh.
Lately it has been the case.
Probably a lot more free-range 9-15 year olds in Seattle this week.
I don't know about free-range. Cage-free maybe.
Seattle's public school teacher strike is in its fourth day, and community centers are doubling as child-care facilities.
Is this implying that public schools are simply child-care facilities?
If you look hard enough, you can find a school which performs other functions, maybe even education. YMMV.
Everyone knows public schools are children's prisons, anyway.
So kids can be jailed for not showing up, but not the teachers
The shittiness of North American education system at large is a never-ending source of amusement for us born elsewhere. I think I could cause strokes among leftist by describing what the school was like when I was growing up in a self-described Marxist-Socialist (though real Marxists knew it was a bunch of Revisionists) country.
And that was where? If you don't mind me asking.
Probably Poland with a handle like Pan Zagloba.
Hint: Revisionists
Can I get a better hint? I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Yes, since breaking up with Stalin in 1948, for all their proclamations of loyalty to ideas of Marx and Lenin, Yugoslav communists essentially went with Revisionist Marxist ideas. Little things, like reversing collective farming, allowing private enterprise (provided it's family-based), right to passport as shall-issue, and non-confrontational foreign policy (mostly).
My handle is based on one of my favorite books, since I think that character would fit really well with H&R crowd, being boisterous, loud, lover of food and drink, arrogant, privileged, brave, clever, resourceful and deep down honorable.
Sounds like there were two silver linings in the former Soviet Bloc: unspoiled countryside, and anachronistic preservation of effective educational systems
Countryside wasn't really unspoiled as much as left fallow in bits, and the education system was copied from Germans all over Europe. Soviets I think adopted and spread it through Russia when they came to power, though, and hence it was largely preserved in most of the Eastern block. God knows what it's like these days, what I described was almost 20 years ago.
Former Yugoslavia. Even though education was republic- (i.e. state-)level responsibility, talking to people from Bosnia and Croatia, it was very similar. Like most of Europe, essentially old German system. Grades 1-8 mandatory, if you don't do well, you get held back.
After, you can go to trade school (including for white collar jobs) or the gymnasia (won't give you lots of immediate skills, but is preparation for university). To enter gymnasia, write an entrance exam that will count for 60% of your score (40% how well you did in grades 5-8), hope the school you want will take you in. It's your responsibility to get there (90 minutes each way on public transit for me, for example), if you do poorly you get held back or kicked. Schools have two shifts (8-1, 2-7), that you alternate each week. Classes are 30+, 40+ not unheard of when we had refugee influx in 91/92.
Things I got taught in grades 9-12 equivalent: Integral and Differental Calculus, Matrices, Functional and Object-Oriented Programming, Political Philosophy (but no mention of Locke, Bastiat or Madison of course, Mill is the most Liberal allowed), Special (but not General except in passing) Relativity, World Literature (Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Cervantes, Rablais, Balsac among others). Made first year of university in Canada a joke, like for most immigrants I spoke to.
Wait, are you one of those Croats who fancies themselves an Italian?
/runs
Those bastards? Fuck those! They may as well be Italian, especially ones who fancy themselves Austrians instead.
Lol, they're going for Austrian too now, eh? I went to high school in a heavily Italian/Croat district of LA. They were all Italian until Croatia was playing soccer somewhere.
Here's generally how it goes: Dalmatian coast was influenced and ran by Italians for centuries, so that part of Croatia is very Italian in culture and outlook. The Slavonian part (including the capital, Zagreb) was technically part of Hungary, but they looked towards Vienna and consider themselves to be Mitteleuropean, rather than Balkan. As expected, the hard-corest Croat nationalists are from Herzegovina, which is not in fact part of Croatia (not for their lack of trying).
I was from Serbia, the part of the country that was SO NO LIKE TURKS, even though they have more in common with the Turks than Bosnian Muslims do (of course, Bosnians will tell you they know more about Turkishness than Ataturk's apostates).
Interesting. I had a Serbian coworker when I worked at a coffeeshop in the aforementioned town who got along well with most of the Croats, but one particular asshole had his license plate customized to commemorate a battle where Serbs were slaughtered by Croats. She would go to the back whenever he walked in. Probably for the better, because she was someone I would NOT want to piss off and would almost never talk about her childhood during the wars.
More in common with the Turks? And I thought the Serbs just looooved Russia.
Oh yes. They love Russia and, well, not so much hate Turks at this point. It's more like, yes, they were our ancestral enemy, but we could respect them and they were badasses, and now we have no problems with each other.
But culturally, in food, architecture, music, custom, Turks left a huge impact on the Serbs. It's just really hard for Serbs to accept the fact. Whereas Russia, while much loved and sometimes reciprocated (Tchaikovsky did write Marche Slave for Serbs, after all) didn't affect the Serbian culture or outlook at all.
An ex-girlfriend of mine was Croatian and her father was an Italophile who insisted his kids learn Italian.
What about my ancestors, the Slovenians???
Why does everyone forget Slovenia?
🙂
Might be too late, but, let's see, what racist thing I can say about them?
Nothing really. They're just Croats without self-respect and literary talent.
Now, if we want to get onto the subject of Montenegrins...
Where? Answer even if you do mind me asking.
Disregard.
Goes without saying.
Love it when Leftists are held to the same standards they impose on the rest of us:
http://tinyurl.com/ng6afud
And no, I'm not bitter that I was a Top 100 Finalist in Project Greenlight 3 but Ben and Matt rejected me. Fuckers.
Links to Jezebel...sorry...
Can someone translate unfunny, tantrumy pre-teen into English, please?
Who, precisely, are you referring to? I know it wasn't me because I simply stated facts and wasn't attempting to be funny.
I think he meant Matt Damon. Or possibly Effie. Or possibly the Jezebel writer.
Yup, the Jezebel writer. Any Jezebel writer, really.
I breezed through the story. Effie seems imminently reasonable. Matt Damon is in his own echo chamber.
"Matt Damon Interrupts Successful Black Woman Filmmaker to Explain Diversity to Her"
For the love of God. Is he that insufferably arrogant?
Diversity. One of the words I've come to loathe thanks to vapid asshole leftists.
Yes, it comes with the moral superiority complex.
They should've left his sorry ass in France.
So he didn't earn this, after all?
A waste of tank-buster fuel, if you ask me.
"For the love of God. Is he that insufferably arrogant?"
Evidently. This wasn't live and could have been edited out, but it was left in for some reason. Now he's being accused of both "mansplaining" and "whiteplaining." Funny, no one ever gets accused of "femsplaining" or "blacksplaining," which is odd since those groups spend more time explaining to us than any other group.
The woman being "whitesplained" to had a whole "blacksplaining" movie called Dear White People. So she kinda had it coming although I don't think either of these people (Damon or Brown) will ever catch on. They won't ever look at each other during this argument and see themselves. Self-awareness is getting tougher to come by these days.
Yeah, I saw the trailer for Dear White People. It was the personification of the racist double-standard.
Haven't seen it, but from what I understand from people who have the movie starts off with what you get in the trailer and resolves with the main character having to become more introspective about her politics.
The friend who saw it may have been misrepresenting it, but you're judging a book by its cover if you're just going by the trailer.
What makes you think people who don't take 5 minutes to read an article will sit through 1.5+ hours of movie?
"you're judging a book by its cover if you're just going by the trailer."
True. I just found the title and tone of the trailer condescending. But my time is valuable and there are many, many other movies I'd rather see first.
But my time is valuable and there are many, many other movies I'd rather see first.
Well as long as you don't let your busy schedule get in the way of forming opinions about the personification of black people talking down to you, I guess everything's hunky dory.
Glad you understand. 😉
"One of the words I've come to loathe thanks to vapid asshole leftists."
I'll add "sustainable".
That too.
'Equitable' too.
I stand in solidarity with you
"Justice"
"Justice"
Hey!
Oops!
I am "sorry". 😉
I love to use the word "sustainable" when talking to leftists about the debt, Social Security, Medicare, mass immigration.... Somehow, they don't like to think about the concept in those contexts.
I always talk about how I'm trying to bring back a sustainable prairie grassland to my yard. My sister - the liberal - gets really pissed and accuses me of stealing liberal words to cover for my laziness when it comes to taking care of my lawn.
Ha!
I should tell Playa Manhattan that next time he gives me shit for my objectively terrible front yard. We do have local dune grasses growing around the house though, so it isn't a huge stretch.
My own list of terms that now produce involuntary throat-vomiting thanks to lefty bullshit:
- Middle class
- 1 percent
- Equality
- Sustainable
I hate everyone in this story and want bad things to happen to them.
I do love when SJW's turn on each other with such venom.... but did you have to send me to Jezebel?
I didn't realize what I did until after I posted. Don't really want to give that site additional clicks. Will post a warning next time...
I'm just giving you shit. It was at least entertaining how the SJW's in the comment section were using the Team America "Maaaattt Daaaaymonn" line as an insult. They don't even know their source material.
"cats a'breadloafing - twoMadamS. 9/14/15 1:39pm
i don't know if she has a hierarchy of her identities like i do so i wouldn't say that one is first or more important than the other. he both mansplained and whitesplained in this situation."
"My favorite Effie Brown story:
I was at a workshop/small Q&A she was doing, and this recently graduated white guy asks something along the lines of, "Since so many TV and film programs are only available to diverse filmmakers, do you have any advice on how to break into the industry as a young white man these days?"
She asks, "Wait, you're seriously asking ME this question?"
"Yes?"
She laughed for a solid half a minute, said that was the funniest thing she's heard in a while and would definitely be sharing it with all her Facebook friends later, and went on to the next question.
Effie Brown fucking rocks."
Arnold Schwarzenegger will be replacing Donald Trump as the new host of Celebrity Apprentice.
"You're fired." [fires machine gun at apprentice]
Apprentice: "I'll be back"
Arnold: "Only in a rerun"
"I let him go"
"Remember when I said I'd fire you last? I lied. "
"It's not a tumah"
"Conzider dis a divorce."
+1
Will his catch phrase be, "You are terminated?"
I would do a shitty job just to get told that by Arnold.
"Get yoah ass off da set!"
"If I vanted to vatch someone jacking off all day, I'd go home and look in da mirror."
"Consider dis a divorce."
"Hasta la vista, fails to meet expectations."
"I vouldn't hire you if you had twice as many breasts."
He could also run the Top Chef show.
"Your goose is cooked."
"Your ideas are as half-baked as your pie."
"You haf zis much in common with a good worker - you use a shoe-leather approach."
'Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.'
As long as Schwarzenegger stays away from politics, I don't care what he does.
Worst governor in history.
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
What are Gray Davis and/or the current occupant, chopped liver?
Arnold is worse. He was a "republican environmentalist".
Yeah, Arnie was a disappointment, but far from the worst.
He's the worst because he knew better, but wanted to hang on to power.
Oh, and fuck him for pardoning Fabien Nunez' kid. That kid is an evil little fuck and a murderer.
"The family of the victim was outraged.[24] Bonnie Dumanis, the San Diego district attorney who prosecuted Esteban Nunez, stated that Schwarzenegger's decision "greatly diminishes justice." San Diego City Attorney Jan Goldsmith stated that Schwarzenegger reduced the sentence to "help his political crony's son".[25] In April 2011, Schwarzenenegger responded to the controversy stating, "Well hellooooo. I mean, of course you help a friend."
Wow. What an immoral piece of shit. Very disappointing.
Did you read what the murder was about?
Little fucker didn't get into a frat party and he was angry.
Yes. I did. Persing around the internet. That's why I was disappointed.
Perusing.
Damn, forgot about that. Yes, that was truly despicable...
^ THIS.
I never trusted the guy, but was tempted when he held up Friedman's "Free to Choose" and said it was his political philosophy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BoTF3fwvU0
It was just an act.
Whut? You don't read the news, do you Playa?
One word. Moonbeam.
Absolutely. Ran on an anti-tax platform and then signed the biggest series of tax increases in California history before leaving office.
The global warming shit is even worse. Hidden taxes. It's pure insanity.
Damn, forgot that too. Or maybe I'm trying to repress those awful years he was in office. Can't believe Jerry Brown (the one responsible for so many of our current problems) is actually an improvement. At least Brown vetoes something from time to time.
Arnie vetoed very little, and when he did, he got in trouble.
Remember the FUCK YOU letter?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....36319.html
Hadn't heard about that. No way that happened by accident. For someone who became famous playing tough guys, he sure was a petty wuss in real life.
Holy crap, that is hilarious. Let's be honest - Ammiano probably deserved it - if not for this, well, for something. I remember him from living in SF 20 years ago and he's still farting around?
MENDOZA!!!!
If producers listen to half the ideas here, it will be the greatest TV show of all time!
"Remember when I said I'd fire you last?"
"yes, you did say that!"
"I lied".
They should have put Omarosa in charge. She'd fire everybody the first day and declare herself the winner.
While "Who Let the Dogs Out?" plays in the background in front of a portrait of President George W. Bush. Wonder if he'll win a 2nd term.
$1.9B surplus pushes economy back to top of election agenda
Where's my refund?
I love their definition of surplus.
Houston projected to edge out Chicago as America's third largest city in ~10 years
Nicole hardest hit.
I'll give you something that's third-largest in 10 yea...wait. What are we talking about?
Your traps? No, that doesn't sound right...
Speaking of, get a 12-foot section of 1.5 inch rope, loop it over a beam, and use it for chinups. SWOLE FOREARMS BRO
I will sell you rope for your dungeon. The others will sell you Manila, I will offer you some nice soft 3 strand nylon so your torture fingers are not raw. I still want a BLT too.
You act like hands aren't already calloused enough to make a Palmolive hand-model faint.
I'm not sure what's going on here, but would.
Nice knowing you.
Ahem, everyone knows Chicago is the second city anyway.
Don't be othering. Urban sprawl is as much as city as a deep dish a pizza.
I thought that was El Segundo?
Preemptive
In America, we speak American. Their shit is probably full of rapists.
You'll occasionally find local Cleveland shit marketed as something like "fifth city". It always seemed desperately sad to me.
Damn, that is.
Enh, even Buffalo was the 8th largest city at one time. I know it's hard to believe but Cleveland was once a great city.
Yeah, 100 years ago. It's like people are happy to live in ruins as long as the ruins once were nice.
similar to Italy and Greece.
(anyone says Scotland, I'm charging you with my battle axe)
Scotland was nice as recently as 80 years ago.
I thought Scotland was England for most of its history.
I thought Scotland was England for most of its history.
You deserve to be murdered by a geography professor.
Scotland was never even beaten by England. They went bankrupt in a Panama land deal and just folded. It was pathetic.
Some parts of Scotland are poverty and rust belt, but the cities of Edinburgh and Aberdeen are boomtowns and Glasgow is not doing so badly either.
It's like people are happy to live in ruins as long as the ruins once were nice.
Is anyone really happy living in Cleveland? I am actually curious about this as my new company is headquartered there.
The place grows on you. I miss it.
Cleveland proper? Probably not. AROUND Cleveland? Yeah, actually. Quite happy. It's surprising if you're not from here (NE Ohio).
We really DO have to do something about that fucking snow machine on our northern border, though. Fuck that shit.
I grew up with snow - that would not be an issue.
But I am a city boy, there is no living "around" Cleveland for me.
For example, Buffalo has some nice city neighborhoods. Not sure if Cleveland does.
Philly was the fourth largest city in the whole world in 1860.
Is that when NYC caught up? I know NYC was much smaller for a long time.
Ahem, everyone knows Chicago is the second city anyway.
When I was growing up in the Chicago area, Chicago was the second-largest city in the USA. Then LA passed it some time in the 1970s. And now Houston? sigh......
I grew up on the Near North side and I remember when LA passed it too.
That'll be fun the next time a huge hurricane heads towards Galveston/Houston and they try to evacuate the city.
Hurricane = normal Houston humidity plus a slight breeze.
Houston: The only city that can make normal Florida summer weather look pleasant.
Ehh. You understand that "Houston" is larger than Rhode Island and routinely mives several million cars per day over three different interstates. I would imagine running all lanes of I-10, I-45 and US 59 outbound could empty the city and suburbs of everyone who wanted to leave.
Heck, unless it's a Cat 12 storm, very little of Houston proper needs to evacuate.
I keep hearing that's no big deal because air conditioning. Yeah, you keep telling yourselves that.
You can't air condition a barbecue.
Can't, or shouldn't?
Actually, they have these blowers on all commercial smokers and pits that blow the smoke up the stack, rather than into the lungs of the cook. Its pretty much conditioning the air at the barbecue pit.
So, there's four months of gaps in Hillary Clinton's emails according to communications from within the State Department.
When she had that stroke?
The Russians are moving tanks into Syria now. I find a perverse satisfaction anticipating the likes of ISIL et al getting to deal with the Russians, and soon.
I can just imagine the Russian delight
"It's like Chechnya, except they have no mountains to run to!"
Just means things will get real quite for few months, then ISIS will get a new name in the American media and be called freedom fighters.
Yesterday I inexplicably tuned into one of the Sunday morning shows. A guest was talking about providing support to the moderate militants in Syria.
Everything is relative.
The moderate radicals or the moderate reactionaries?
Mujahideen?
+1 hand held stinger missiles.
Hmmmmm, Russians using tanks in a ME country...I've heard this somewhere before. It didn't turn out well.
*Russians using tanks in a ME country...I've heard this somewhere before. It didn't turn out well.*
No, you haven't, because Afghanistan is not in the Middle East.
You know, me too.
ISIL will have to deal with a former KGB who likes to pet leopards and plays hockey.
Yeah, I'm not thinking the Russians are going to come out of this in good shape and ISIS will have gotten plenty of practice shooting at live targets, infiltration, and extortion.
I mean, they didn't do so well in Afghanistan, nor have they managed to pacify Chechnya.
"This means that a number of former-Soviet states are left sovereign over the entirety of their territory in name only. In reality, they do not exercise full control over areas still under the control of rebel factions. Rebel groups are essentially left independent over large chunks of the territories they claim. In many instances, they have created institutions which are similar to those of fully fledged independent states, albeit with little or no international recognition."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Post-Soviet_conflicts
Politically the Russians were clowns in Afghanistan.
But they did annihilate around a million Afghans for around twelve thousand dead Russians, so there's that - and monopolized Sunni Islamo-stupidity for more than a decade while doing all that Afghan-murdering.
Plus, as kind of a bonus, when Russians are on the ground they've beaten us to the stupidity of likewise; where one is already the other does not go - Russian and American militaries are like antiseptic for their respective political class's taste for military adventure.
Excepting that rule here though, the only thing I really worry about here is the Russians manufacturing an 'incident' with US assets in-theater - just to put President Clown into an unworkable spot.
I do believe the Russians have seen an easy mark in the Lightworker, and get the sense they are anxious to prove it in a place like Syria.
IMO, the only thing Russia being in there on the ground will do is harden ISIS the fuck up, give them access to a bunch of new hardware, and drive up recruitment - "Sure, ISIS may be a bunch of homicidal fucks, but at least they're *from here*."
I'm guessing that Putin needs to ride in on top of a tank with his shirt off. The sight will be so intimidating to ISIS that they will immediately surrender, possibly even make him in to their new prophet (and dump that other guy).
Obama should do the same.
The shirtless look loses its edge when you are wearing mom jeans.
Gaze into this derp, if you dare
Booooooooo!
All I see are shotguns
I would read it but I have a feeling that the images of such a wasteful act are going to make me sick.
Basically this is the leftist version of the Taliban destroying the Buddhist statues. Both minds just see evil idols that must be destroyed.
Meh. The barrels are all bent anyway.
I really don't want to hear about Clinton's gap.
I noticed thigh-gap in the wild for the first time on some girl running in Venice a week or two ago. I'm assuming she was photoshopped.
Wait, what? You hadn't seen thigh gap before IRL?
I mean, I know you stay away from the pussy, but still.
He must be blocking it out.
If I'm looking at a woman, I'm looking squarely at her tits, like a gentleman.
None of this inappropriate thigh-looking that my esteemed heterosexual counterparts engage in.
I saw it Saturday morning in the form of a jogger. Seems like you'd find it easily if you are out and about during peak jogging hours in suburbia or at a popular beach.
Speak for yourself.
No, they said lie gap, not thigh gap. You should be fine.
So, there's four months of gaps in Hillary Clinton's emails according to communications from within the State Department.
She's an email artist. Reinventing a craft often requires a fallow period.
IIRC, she even read had access to a *book* about emailing.
This book?
Gov. Jerry Brown has declared a state of emergency.
So then there are times when California isn't in a state of emergency?
Its fire season. Next cones flood season and the winter.
And then "Monday".
If you're going hiking in Idaho, don't forget your goat spray. Do these angry goats not know how delicious birria is?
The U.S. Forest Service has temporarily closed a northern Idaho hiking trail over concerns about aggressive mountain goats
Trump: If those goats can't prove they're legal, deport 'em.
He's just speaking from the soul!
Goat spray? Does that work like peanut butter does for dogs?
I plead the fifth.
Arnold Schwarzenegger will be replacing Donald Trump as the new host of Celebrity Apprentice.
"Is my job safe?"
"That's a big lou ferigNO"
Shit...and I thought the Linguistics Wars between Chomsky and Lakoff were vicious.
Probably some ignorant redneck hillbilly.
Dr. Hatfield remains the prime suspect in yesterday's shooting of Prof. McCoy....
Was it really a Prof. McCoy?
Today seems like the day to try and trick you into sending me nudes.
You first.
Somebody help me out here. For some reason I don't see Lady B's email address when I over over her handle.
My email is full with dic pic spam already. Sorry.
I don't understand how I'm supposed to follow through, then.
I don't understand how I'm supposed to follow through, then.
Yes.
You're just going to have to post publicly.
Just give her a semi, you don't want to give it away all at once...
To hell with a semi, just show off a little neck, that's how you keep the dick pic classy.
I was excited by the possibility a relative could've actually been gainfully employed (even though a potential murder) and not just selling meth out of a trailer and calling him/herself and "entrepreneur".
Jesus, shit.
a potential murderer
an entrepreneur.
Iphones suck for commenting.
You come from McCoy stock? Nude offer revoked.
Oh, boo-hoo. My hillbilly heart is broken. Perhaps I need to begin a vendetta against you and your kin to last over several generations. Watch your back, shitheel.
You're from New Jersey. You don't get to pretend you're still a hick just because you have famous hick ancestry, you culturally appropriating oppressive cis-female shitlord.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a professor!
+1 Keepin it Real
And? Who do you side with?
Looks like it was a love triangle thing, and the suspect is a German immigrant who killed his (ex-?) girlfriend as well.
Another violent immigrant!
/Trump
Ahhh. Ze Germans.
Reason spurns links on public holidays, has them on Jewish holidays, is clearly Anti-Semitic. Discuss.
I was waiting for a Richman article yesterday...perhaps they're saving him for Yom Kippur.
More charges coming against FIFA scum.
Gooooooooooooooool.
FIFA is seriously the worst organization in the world. They make the IOC look virtuous.
Worse than ISIS?
Worse than the FEC?
(Blast you, Reason. One of these days you'll get an edit button).
They're the worst SPORTING organization in the world, ok?
Worse than the Bunny Ranch?
I don't think you can hunt there anymore.
Wait, have you compared level of ball deflateness across sports?
Before and after the game?
Worse than Nicole, Inc.?
What about congress?
What's a 'gool'?
I was one of those for Halloween one year?
It's like nails on the chalkboard for Trump.
"So, there's four months of gaps in Hillary Clinton's emails according to communications from within the State Department."
OK, do we have an image of how this came about?
http://www.bing.com/images/sea.....ajaxhist=0
I'm not going to watch the video, but the title could be '5 things Trump said this week', and have the same things played.
Weed/Messican/Asssex NEW FLASH:
Scientists have created yeasts that can make important constituents of marijuana, including the main psychoactive compound, tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC.
Your grow-op just became WAY more efficient.
Link
Or your bakery just became way more illegal. Whichever.
Something different today, inspired by Fioria thread. No attractive Slav women this time, just the greatest woman in English history since Elizabeth I.
"just the greatest woman in English history"
No, that would be Jane Seymour.
The actress, not one of Henry VIII's wives.
She's half-Dutch, though. Which certainly explains the level of attractiveness. And if you want to talk accomplishments instead, hers were Made in America (like below mentioned Live and Let Die).
Would.
Vote for her.
She beats a lot of men for greatness as well
I was tempted to say "the greatest Englishman since Nelson, and she was a woman" but didn't want to come off as sexist.
Something I try and fail on daily basis.
I didn't think you were being sexist, it was more of a dig at all the crappy male politicians
So, when *is* Hillary going to answer all questions about her emails?
At her Congressional testimony next month, presuming no more falls in the bathroom?
Is never soon enough for you?
Interesting, how do you think pleading the 5th will affect her candidacy?
Arnold Schwarzenegger will be replacing Donald Trump as the new host of Celebrity Apprentice. They should have put Omarosa in charge. She'd fire everybody the first day and declare herself the winner.
Alt-alt-text: "You are terminated. See, see what I did there?"
Don't forget the mechanical grin.
ooooh! Even better - have Linda Hamilton pop up and say 'You're terminated, fucker!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeX7rB65nvA
Black Rapper Azealia Banks Shows How Trump's Message Resonates With Black Voters
"If the United States of America is an aircraft on its way down, (which it seems to be) I must put my own air mask on before I assist others."
Known black racist embraces Donald Trump, ironically proves Trump's appeal to racists of all colors and creeds.
Forgot to italicize Azealia's actual statement.
Black rapper, as opposed to......
The safe kind that get covered on NPR.
RACIST!
*** gets coffee to ponder the question ***
It is like you have never heard of Bubba Sparxx. It is sad, really.
Or Slim Jesus!
OMG @ Slim Jesus. What the hell! That is wonderful.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I had entirely forgotten about Bubba Sparxx...why would you do this to me!?
"Slim Jesus" is definitely a contender but no match for this incredibly talented musician.
Speaking of Bubba Sparxx, what about Paul Wall?
I like my rappers to have Santa Claus on em.
Hey, Trump can be the answer
He's ready to rant when the stage up
And when he hits that line get your camera
You could see he's been that man since the pamper
And and that he's got that hot hat, the beacon
The man who wants to compete and
He could freak a ticket, the Trump with the veep in
And you know what the Donald become when his weave in
He just wants to built that wall for your peeps and
Throw in a golden door since he's treatin'
Get the plans together from classy Parisians
He knows how to do it before picking season
Keep the rapists away in the evening
Now vote that Trump, Trump d-deep in
I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
Are you fucking kidding me? A *geography instructor*? Fucking college students can't look at a map themselves?
And the 'geography instructor' probably lashed out violently at the professor after enduring years of belittlement and other abuse - 'You should be working in an elementary school, not here you worthless . . . "
It won't be easy to find him, he's got a natural advantage.
"My primary export is...murder."
LOL
I suppose you are being funny, but if not, geography encompasses a lot more than that, e.g. GIS.
If the school was employing him as something other that, 'No, *Australia* has kangaroos, Austria has *chocolate*.' then he'd be a professor and not an 'instructor'.
No, people don't generally start out as professors, and that doesn't really correlate with the difficulty of the subject. Here's what he taught.
Well, finding places on the map can be difficult. Like Canada. All tucked away down there...
I see you have one of those Third World-affirming, southern hemisphere on top maps...good for you, we need more enlightened multicultural people like you...
Wait, you're just holding the map upside down.
"U-R-Gay"
"In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people."
"Maggie Thatcher, in my opinion"
Oh fuck, this was supposed to response to Pan Zagloba's post above with the link to a video about Thatcher.
Thank you, sir, that made my day.
You're welcome!
And thank you for linking to hot Eastern European women!
They should have put Omarosa in charge.
Maybe they should put that little girl from Aliens in charge!
It is time for another round of everyone's favorite p.m. links game, Fuck/Marry/Kill.
Today's contestants are: Donald Trump, Kim Davis, and Virginia Postrel.
My answer: I fuck Postrel, because I think it would be a dignified and glamorous shag.
I kill Trump, because I am a loser and against all #winning.
I marry Kim Davis, because she embodies everything I desire in a wife.
"I marry Kim Davis, because she embodies everything I desire in a wife."
Crusty, ya got MY vote!
I marry Kim Davis, because she embodies everything I desire in a wife.
If only she stuck by her husbands like she sticks by her beliefs.
Before I answer, is Kim Davis 4 times married because she is thrice divorced, or does she eat her mates like a praying mantis?
Either way it goes, fuck Trump.
Husband 4 and husband two (I think) are the same. So she just loves and leaves, she doesn't snap their heads off and eat them...at least not 100% of the time.
That's correct, number two became four and was, incidentally, they guy in the overalls and straw hat in many of the photos; and people tell me stereotypes aren't accurate. Pfft!
Note to self: purchase overalls and straw hat.
Thanks!
I fuck,Postrel for the same reason.
I marry Donald Trump since it's cool now...then divorce him and go to the bank!
I kill Kim Davis because it would make me a hero of the left...then I run for president as a Democrat, get elected and dismantle the entire executive branch.
For a minute there, I thought you had gotten into Agile Cyborg's stash.
OT: a 1932 newsreel about a backward-walking chicken, taught by 6-year-old Mary O'Connor, who would grow up to be the author Flannery O'Connor.
"From that day with the Path? man I began to collect chickens. What had been only a mild interest became a passion, a quest. I had to have more and more chickens. I favored those with one green eye and one orange or with over-long necks and crooked combs. I wanted one with three legs or three wings but nothing in that line turned up. I pon?dered over the picture in Robert Ripley's book, Believe It Or Not, of a rooster that had survived for thirty days without his head; but I did not have a scientific temperament . I could sew in a fashion and I began to make clothes for chickens. A gray bantam named Colonel Eggbert wore a white piqu? coat with a lace collar and two buttons in the back. Apparently Path? News never heard of any of these other chickens of mine; it never sent another photographer."
http://www.openculture.com/201.....age_5.html
If reporters would only ask Trump policy questions and demand real answers instead of vague rhetoric the public would eventually get tired of him crying that reporters are picking on him. If you really want a brain dead clown for present then why not elect someone like Bozo.
"If you really want a brain dead clown for pres[id]ent"
[tasteless joke about Woodrow Wilson after his stroke deleted]
Just so you all know, Reason goes in for surgery in her belly tomorrow. They're gonna put her liver and part of her large intestine back inside her. The liver will never be shaped right but should be fully functional. The intestines should be just fine. She'll be in for 2.5 hours or so and the doc thinks it's about 50/50 that it all fits naturally. If not they will put a prosthetic patch for her abdominal muscles to attach to. She'll be in the hospital for a few days to a week and her recovery will be a few weeks or so.
Needless to say, were nervous as hell. But these docs seem quite capable an their plan is the same one the docs at Stanford, UC Berkeley, Cedars Sinai and San Diego Children's all came up with. So we're confident all will be fine. But it's still gut-wrenching to see your kid under three have to go through something like this.
So keep her in your thoughts and prayers (if applicable). Kara and I appreciate it.
She will have no belly button in case any of you were wondering how that worked out. And the doctor made the call, not us. So that avoids funny looks from family members for letting her look like a clone.
You realize this means you have to dress her up as Jeannie for every Halloween, right?
Or Karolina Kurkova.
http://www.eonline.com/eol_ima.....110813.jpg
Good luck friend.
Sorry to hear it's needed, but all the best.
Best wishes and regards, sloop.
I hope everything works out well.
I will, sloop. Good luck to all involved.
Best wishes for all involved, sloopy.
Best wishes, sloop.
Good luck. Everything will be fine. Remember, those surgeons accidentally killed all those people while they were sleep-deprived residents in order to gain the skills that will keep little baby Reason just fine tomorrow.
Best wishes.
Yikes. Good luck.
Be thinking of you. Hope all goes smoothly!
Best wishes for her speedy recovery. She'll be in my thoughts.
Will do.
I hope everything goes well Sloop. Also, holy hell, she is nearly three already? Wow.
Rocky on Hillary Clinton email: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cDo23Bxj0gg
"Seattle's public school teacher strike is in its fourth day,"
I am confused = i was under the impression Seattle was America's Most Progressive City? Why would teachers ever need protest? Isn't the higher minimum wage reaping massive tax-benefits and other progressive economic miracles?
how did this happen?
"So, thanks to the negligence of their opponents, liberals control the terms of every debate by always demanding 'more' while never defining 'enough.' The predictable result is that they always get more, and it's never enough." ?Joseph Sobran
Beneath the Tree: A Violent Death in Early Medieval Sligo
A 200 year old beech tree tipped over in Collooney in Co. Sligo tipped over in a windstorm revealing an corpse covered in knife/sword wounds from ~1030-1200 AD.
The top half of the corpse remained tangled in the roots, while the legs stayed in the ground.
Neat.
"And that's the last bowl of Lucky Charms *you'll* steal!"
Is the kind of tasteless joke a racist would make.
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one's there to hear it...does it still pull a thousand-year old corpse impaled in its roots halfway out of the ground?
MASHUP VIDEO MAKERS REJOICE =
Federal Judge Decrees Copyright Holders Must Consider "Fair Use" Before Demanding YouTube Videos Be Removed
"n a closely followed case over a home video of a toddler dancing to the Prince hit "Let's Go Crazy," the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco made it tougher for content providers such as Vivendi SA's (VIV.PA) Universal Music Group to force Internet service providers to remove material.
"Copyright holders cannot shirk their duty to consider - in
good faith and prior to sending a takedown notification - whether allegedly infringing material constitutes fair use," Circuit Judge Richard Tallman wrote for a 3-0 panel.
The decision could make it harder for copyright holders to remove alleged infringing content from the Internet by invoking the federal Digital Millennium Copyright Act, a 1998 law intended to curb movie and music piracy online. Critics say abusive takedown notices can suppress free speech."
(*make sure to press the middle speaker "res" before play)
oh, forgot the link
Just don't put any Marvin Gaye in it, if you don't want to get sued to the ground.
"I considered it. The answer is still no"
Yeah, how do they propose to enforce this?
I suppose they'll have their counsel write a memo considering the pros and cons...and deciding that a takedown notice is appropriate. There, we considered it!
Prosecutors piling on charges is usually bullshit so as to gain leverage for a plea bargain. This, on the other hand, looks legit.
http://savannahnow.com/news/20.....bade-death
OT- Good luck with Reason. I have just prayed for success with her surgery.
You may never read more derp than the comments here. It's quite impressive
Matt Damon is evil
Good grief, people, stop linking to Jezebel.
I swear that article is becoming goatse of H&R.
There are geography professors? At a college?
Why does this surprise anyone? Here's what he taught.
Tulpa?
Huh? Me? I've been around longer than Tulpa, as you should know by now, and this has always been my only handle here.
I don't think it's terribly Tulpa-esque to point out that geography is a deep enough subject that there are college-level courses in it.
I need to think about that before I respond.
I blame for profit prisons for this. Nothing to do with unions...
Three felonies a day.
Average. I'm way more than that.
The writers for Coupling are an awesome bunch. There was very little not funny about that series.
Yes, she was. But my favorite is Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger, mainly because of her wardrobe. Plus, she made a great villain in the East of Eden miniseries back in the late 70s. And she and I share a birthday, although 13 years apart.
My perv meter is off
Delicious al pastor tacos?